And I wish they weren’t.
Whenever I actively support a particular housewife here, there is always a chorus of idiots, sometimes including Andy Cohen, who decide I am that housewife. Because all the housewives have the time to spend sixteen hours a day talking about stupid reality shows, talk show hosts trolling the gay party circuit, and husbands having babies with their sidepieces.
Andy Cohen fueled speculation that I was either Kenya Moore or paid by Kenya Moore. Then when Kenya left the RHOA, I got a lot richer when I became Bethenny Frankel. Now, I believe I have peaked as I am currently Kyle Richards, a very rich bitch with a very hot husband. I hope I get to stay being her. I don’t think it gets any better than this. So now that I am not Bethenny anymore, I have some things to say.
This entire courtroom drama is a bunch of bullshit. Today Bethenny Frankel has been on the stand crying about Jason Hoppy being mean to her on Facetime in 2015. Get over it Bethenny. For God’s sake, you were not traumatized by Jason Hoppy on Facetime. You were calling him, on his weekend, because it was Mother’s Day weekend and Bryn’s Birthday. That was not your time with Bryn. Just like you don’t let him talk to her half the time he calls when she is with you. Just stop.
Do you really want to talk about what you were doing in 2015? That was the year you dragged Luann de Lesseps hard all season over her dating life. You accused her of dating a married man, while you were dating a married man. That was the year you told everyone with ears that Dorinda Medley and John do cocaine. Then you called Dennis Shield’s daughter in the middle of the reunion to tell her that people were “attacking her character.” You were thick in the crazy in 2015 and this tit for tat court case drama from four years ago is a tactic to bleed the father of your child dry. I don’t think 2015 is a year you should be revisiting to judge the behavior of someone else.
Especially when your testimony is “he was mean to me on Facetime.” Just stop the madness. Do what is right for your daughter and end the feud with Jason Hoppy. This is just ridiculous. And I love me some Bethenny Frankel.