y’all we made to the finale (or not, there is actually one more episode!) of RHOA! In last week’s recap I told y’all about Nene Leakes and her awful videos about her wondering if Gregg Leakes got cancer as karma for him cheating on her. I’m not even sure Gregg Leakes did cheat on Nene. Well, today some of the big sites have picked up the story and there is all sorts of public outcry for this to be Nene’s last season. I expect that at the very least she will be demoted for attacking the cameraman. We shall see. I haven’t pestered my sources about it too much yet.
Nene has headed over to Marlo Hamptons’ house leaving her sick husband at home. She calls Gregg who tells her not to be gone too long because she needs him. Marlo is having Nene and Tanya Sam over to serve some tea.
First of all, just a few observations from watching this clip earlier while pulling photos. Nene is trying so hard to be an actress here. You know Marlo Hampton called Nene Leakes as soon as she got the tea on Eva Marcille. And she is over acting this like crazy. The other thing I noticed is that Tanya Sam was smiling in all the screen shots I took of this conversation. No other reaction, just smiling like she is happy to have some dirt on her friend, Eva. I am starting to wonder if we have all been duped by Tanya Sam. She was also in on this scene.
Marlo Hamptons drops the tea that one of Eva’s bridesmaids called her to make all sorts of nasty allegations about Eva Marcille. She says Eva doesn’t live in the house she has been filming in and her real house is a “raggedy little house across the street from the golf course.” Nene‘s dramatic falling out when the bridesmaid says that Eva’s car was repossessed it ridiculous. Does she think we forgot that ultimate read that Claudia Jordan laid on her after her car was repossessed? Girl, come on now!
Porsha and Dennis plan their gender reveal. Dennis thinks it is a boy. Boy was he wrong. They also talk about their prenup. Both of them are on board with the need for a prenup. They disagree about where to live. Dennis wants to be downtown and Porsha wants to stay in her house in Duluth. Porsha makes a lot of good points. Dennis’ big thing is the traffic commuting to Atlanta. It is awful.
Eva has jut returned from her honeymoon in Greece. She meets with Kandi to talk about all the things she found out that went down before and during her wedding . Apparently, one of her bridesmaids choked out the wedding planner. I mean, that happens to everyone, right? We are then treated to some unseen footage of Seannita, one of Eva’s bridesmaids (oddly Eva says bridemaids like Nene) who seems really ratchet. I already don’t believe a word out of this one’s mouth. Apparently, Seannita was like a sister to Eva before the wedding. She turned out to be one of those bridesmaid.
Next, Eva tells Kandi that she and Michael have to move out of their house and into another rental because they want to buy a house that needs some renovations. Kandi seems to find that suspect, but I don’t. I feel like Kandi is already down with the script too. But that is all in a talking head. Eva is moving in two days.Eva talk about her first baby daddy stalking her and how it is time to renew the restraining order. This is no joke, the guy is mentally ill.
Nene sits Gregg Leakes down to be a bitch to him on camera. Gregg says that he is scared and experiences all sorts of emotions he didn’t know he had. Nene Leakes says that he isn’t able to do the things he used to do for her and it’s just a lot on her. Gregg says he didn’t ask to get cancer and it is pretty severe. Nene asks him if he really understands what she goes through. Gregg says he can only understand what she shares with him.
Kandi Burruss Hosts A Party at OLG
Kandi and Todd told Mama Joyce and Riley that they are moving along with the surrogacy plans to have twin girls. They are also moving along with the expansion of OLG restaurants so we get to have the finale final event at the newest restaurant location.
Tanya Sam pulls Eva Marcille to the side to talk to her about Marlo Hampton’s little “tea party.” Eva knows right away that it is Seannita. Apparently, Seannita has been badmouthing her all over town. Sometimes friends just don’t handle the success of their friends very well and that seems to be what Seannita’s problem is.
Nene Leakes has the last call time for the scene. When she comes in Eva gives her big old housewives greeting and asks for someone to pass her purse to her. Then she tells the producers she is leaving. She’s done. She’s calling Mike and going home. She leaves and only production chases after her. One of the producers tells her that he is so sorry.
How Did We No Know Tanya Sam Was So Messy?
Tanya Sam doesn’t appear to be done being messy yet. She sat down at the table and tells everyone Eva Marcille left. Nene is furious that Tanya told Eva about what Marlo said. Where the hell is Marlo anyway? It’s dark outside, shouldn’t all of her tricks be asleep by now? Clearly, Nene was expecting to have her big scene with Eva. It looks like Tanya just scooped that scene right up.
It appears that Marlo actually had the last call time. Marlo is an even worse actress than Nene. These people don’t even try to make this seem like a natural conversation. Cynthia Bailey is also in on the mix. She told Tanya Sam that she should tell Eva what she knows. I agree. Nene acts like she is Eva’s BFF and she don’t know that girl! Eva did most of her filming with Tanya.
After Nene goes outside to talk to Eva, Marlo starts running her nasty mouth again announcing at the table that “in LA, Eva is a full-blown lesbian.” WTF does that even mean? She has a baby daddy on the west coast you dumb bitch! Eva Marcille had well-publicized relationships with Missy Elliot and Queen Latifah. Everyone knows this? Also, Queen Latifah messes with all the bi-curious girls and they always run straight back to their male exes with a quickness. Marlo seems to think this is some big news and she tried to bring it up in Tokyo.
Nene Leakes Is Not Your Friend, Eva Marcille!
Nene Leakes gets Eva to agree to come back and talk to her. Eva says only for a couple minutes and no cameras and no mike. Nene wears her microphone anyway without telling her. What a bitch. Mike shows up and he is also being taped without his knowledge. Unfortunately, there is nothing either of them can do because they signed their life away in their contract/appearance release. Mike is talking about their security concerns regarding Eva’s clinically insane sperm donor.
Nene Leakes is such a snake. She was so gleeful hearing all the tea and now she is acting innocent as hell. Mike and Nene both tell Eva to go back in and clear things up otherwise the gossip is going to be taken as truth. Marlo Hampton is a straight up piece of trash and so is Nene Leakes. I don’t know why Kandi is just sitting there like she believes all of this nonsense either.
ARGH! I thought this was the finale, but there is one more episode. I totally forgot that Cynthia Bailey hosted the finale party this season and it was the shower for Porsha Williams that Kenya Moore came to. That sets Nene off on everyone!