Thomas Ravenel has decided to take a personal inventory of his life, admit he is powerless over his life and begin to make amends to those he has hurt and become a better person.
Ha! April Fools! Thomas Ravenel is a fucking moron who is doing lots of fucking moron things and it is fucking hysterical.
News From The Holy (Moley!) City!
Southern Charm posts generally bring in the most views on this site. That’s because I have several good sources in Charleston. I have several teapots of steaming hot tea coming to my inbox on a daily basis. I am not sharing much with you because there are several court cases against Thomas Ravenel at the moment and I want justice to be served. Plus, It is amusing to me to watch ole T-Rav doing stupid shit. Very amusing.
One of the amusing things he is doing (I’ll say allegedly her as if it wasn’t abundantly obvious) is leaking court documents from his child custody case to The Blast while begging the courts to seal the records and asking for a gag order against Kathryn Dennis.
Read that again and I dare you not to laugh. I laughed and my website got updated to Gutenberg today and I can’t stress enough how horrifying that was until I found a plugin to kill it. This is some funny stuff.
But Wait, There’s More!
Here is a quote from a legal document that Thomas Ravenel leaked to the The Blast about himself.
“The worst mistake of my life was agreeing to be the star of the reality TV show Southern Charm. It amplified my past notoriety, showcased my wealth I accumulated through decades of hard work, and made me a walking target for men and women eager to get in front of the camera. Most importantly, it caused embarrassment and pain to my parents, my sisters, and my children.”
You could not make this stuff up if you tried. Seriously. The worst mistake of his life wasn’t getting busted for dealing cocaine while serving as the State Treasurer for South Carolina? It’s not when his drug habit of snorting a gram or two of coke every other week since he was eighteen became part of the public record? The ten month sentence in federal prison? His family dragged into court to testify that he was a “model son” and a “golden boy?” That wasn’t his worst mistake?
Sidenote:
I love The Blast. Remember the movie, Jerry Maguire? There is a scene where Jerry dramatically quits the oppressive Sports Agency and goes out on his own. WHO IS WITH ME!? Jerry screams and only Renee Zellweger’s character, Dorothy, goes with him. Well, Harry Levin (TMZ) is the asshole Sports Agency and Mike Walters is Jerry McGuire. Two other former top guys at TMZ also left with him as his Dorothy. The Blast is the new sports agency.
There Are Delusions of Grandeur, And Then There is Thomas Ravenel
Being “the star” (seriously. he believes he was the star!) of Southern Charm is what caused embarrassment and pain to his family? It would seem to the casual observer that his entire life has done that. There are dozens of establishments in Charleston that refuse to serve you. He was despised well before you ever set foot on Southern Charm. If anything. the show improved his situation since a whole lot of people didn’t know what a piece of crap he is. One of the very first storied I wrote about Southern Charm was about how the whole town hates him.
Everyone knows that Thomas Ravenel lost his shit when get was not picked up by Southern Charm. We know it because of his delusional rantings on social media that appeared to be highly infused by alcohol or some other mind altering substance. He may have deleted the posts or turned off social media but the evidence remains.
He’s Out Of Control
So now Thomas Ravenel wants to control what can be aired by Bravo. He has two current cases regarding sexual assault and he wants to keep Kathryn Dennis from discussing his child custody case on the show? I am sure that his sexual assault arrest will be shown on the upcoming season. Whether or not Kathryn mentions that Thomas Ravenel is being a tool in court pales in comparison to those conversations. It’s like worrying about your white jeans when you are bleeding out from a double leg amputation.
Other Stupidity
I mentioned in one of those weekend round-up posts that most of y’all didn’t read that Thomas Ravenel was sending subpoenas to every possible woman who has” wronged him.” And some of those subpoenas became public recently. Thomas would like to depose Patricia Atlschul. She’s trying to fight it. I get it. It’s a PITA and she doesn’t want to get involved. But I hope she is deposed. I know Thomas wants her to talk about the times when Kathryn was struggling and how Patricia didn’t want to be around her. But Kathryn’s attorney would also depose her and I think she will be a much better witness for Kathryn. So, I encourage Thomas Ravenel to force a deposition.
Beware The Black Crow!
Then there is Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Both of them will be dumped as soon as their usefulness expires. In the mean time, one believes herself to be in the driver’s seat. And she is for now. She’s also still in the literal bed… for now. Desperation, much like politics, makes for strange bedfellows. She is desperate for the promised diamond when this is all over. Perhaps she is forgetting that document she signed the last time they split up? I wonder why he had her sign that? It gives a whole new meaning to “ring on a string.” This string is sure to be yanked.
The other one could be looking at charges of her own. Is it really wise to risk perjury charges in order to avoid a lawsuit for breach of contract? How on earth does she expect all the truths she told before she was convinced to lie under oath? The Internet is forever. I forsee lots of “So, were you lying then, or are you lying ?” now type questions. This will not end well for her. It’s amazing to me that either of these women think their situations will somehow end pleasantly. When has that ever happened for anyone involved with Thomas Ravenel?
I’ve Always Wondered When Soon Is…
When one finds oneself at the defense table in multiple court cases, one should be ever mindful of how testimony in one case can affect outcomes in other cases. Especially, when there are two ticking time bombs in your own camp.
Tick…tock…tick…tock…tick…tock…
Lord have mercy.
Thomas, seriously, drop off the grid and stop making things worse.
Me! Me! Me! I’m totally with you on the Jerry McGuire TMZ/THE BLAST scenario! Couldn’t wait to read the entire post, had to stop and comment about this…so so with you on this point. Now back to reading all the Southern Charm delusional hilariousness
Bahahaha! ? I can’t stop laughing! He’s delusional! He was the star!? I’m envisioning a “this is your brain on drugs” commercial w/the egg in the frying pan.
The all need to reevaluate their lives, but should let someone else do it for them. None of them are capable of making good decisions.
I want that job. I want to be a re-evaluator of other people’s lives. It sounds fun. I wonder how much I could get an hour or would it be by the job? Hm. Things to ponder.
You’d probably make the same as an accountability coach.
He’s such a scumbag… I’m just glad everyone is seeing it. I remember an episode of Southern Charm when Katherine was pregnant and Thomas, JD and Whitney were talking like little bitches about her, making fun in her , ect..It made me ill, the father of her child mocking her!!I’m just glad he’s spiraling and has s lot of karma coming his way.
You are right TT, there is no better champion of Kathryn’s story of redemption than Patricia. She isn’t a friend who was ever inclined to see the best in Kathryn, she saw the honest to goodness work this young lady did and Trav’s behaviour for what it was. Jesus he is an idiot.
How he thinks he can throw Kathryn’s mistakes in his face when his own closet is full of everything short of murder is gobsmacking.
Im with you. He either thinks he can question Patricia on her previous opinion or Katherine (which he poisoned w/his lies). Or he thinks they’re in cahoots for custody like they’re bffs on a mission. He’s such a narcissist to think they even talk about him. If anything they’re trying to figure out Tweedle Dee. Let’s just hope he’s asking for communications too. I bet it’s all blogs and screenshots of the horrific treatment they endured at her hands. So if bringing Patricia in means keeping Tweedle Dee out and making sure the jury in a criminal trial sees every single bad act written about in the last 20 years then let’s hope the judge doesn’t grant Patricia’s petition. Tweedle Dum keeps posting about her hiding something. Bitch please! Her not doing the depo would be the biggest favor she ever did for the sperm donor
I am just WAITING for his day to come!! He needs to go BACK to jail! He is a very sick Dick person! I hate to say it BUT Shep is not as bad as him but cut from the same cloth! I really hope he gets what he deserves!
He really is a true narcissist and alcoholic (possibly a drug addict as well)!!! Such a freaking control freak too. I hate to break it to him but the sole “owner” of his personal embarrassment is himself, dating back to his cocaine addiction, his arrest for distribution of cocaine, the way he has treated the mother of his two children (who deserve a FAR FAR better father than that scumbag), his rampant alcoholism, his constant berating of women, his constant houndog behavior with trying to nail every woman in his path, like he’s some kind of a catch (when in actuality he’s more like catching an STD), to bringing his alleged contracted “escort” to Charleston, who turns out to be just as narcissistic as he is (dang, they are STILL together?? Why won’t she just go away!!! It scares me her ever being around those two small children), and his alleged sexual assaults of multiple women. He truly is bottom of the barrel scum pretending he’s a Prince Charming and no one in their right mind should ever, ever associate with the lies of him. I hope he drinks himself into advanced liver cirrhosis.
JillyAnne, I stuck a couple of “alleged”s in there to save you a bit of trouble.
You r a good egg TT!!
Thank you, TT, so very much! I was going to go back and throw those in, but I was in a hurry because I was basically typing on a work break. My apologies! My fingers got ahead of my brain.
TT, my favorite purveyor of reality news. When I come to your site, you have always made a comment that makes me laugh so hard, my kids coming running to make sure I’m ok (usually, they hear me spewing over something Trump said). This was the comment this week that got me this week – – “I stuck a couple of alleged’s in there to save you a bit of trouble”. Too funny.
Okay, I know I should know who tweedle dee and dum are, but I’m having brain fog. I’m assuming one of them is Ashley Jacobs, but what about the other person…Ashley Perkins?
Yes to both
That was my guess also! The two Ashleys!
Holy mother of all things holy! He is out of his ever loving fucking mind! This is almost as fun as a bad episode of Jerry Springer! He still thinks he is in the drivers seat doesn’t he, what a moron. He shouldn’t be around his kids while he is going off half cocked. I so hope Katherine gets full custody of the kids, also he may be able to get a gag order on her but that doesn’t apply to other People. There are all kinds of work arounds to that.
This whole post is hysterical! ?
I don’t know who tweedle-dum is either, but I don’t care … It’s going to be so entertaining watching this mess play itself out!
Thomas …. what a moron.
TT..I went back to your original post and then on to a link you recc’ed….damn…that was some interesting reading. Someone’s views on drug use particularly…
Yep. There are a lot of good things in the links. Thanks for noticing! 🙂
#TeamTruth!!!
After reading your previous article, which linked to a FITS news article about Thomas being part of Southern Charm and then reading through the comments on that article – I am shocked those accusations haven’t been more widely discussed with all his other legal trouble and shitty behavior. Or that more people haven’t come forward with additional accusations…I mean allegedly feeling up a woman in a restaurant?!
There are more people. They are thus far afraid to come forward. I’ve talked to a couple of them. I believe this was well before the Dawn situation came to light. It was when he was with Kathryn and they were concerned.
So do you think “the Blast” has replaced Thomas’s previous favored mouthpiece? I understand your hesitancy to put too much out there at this time, but the allure of all the steaming hot tea you have percolating on the back burner of your stove is driving me insane! I’ve seen too many of my favorite social media sources go private and/or dark and it’s leaving me parched! Likely this is the reason I end up here 5-6 times a day seeking any new info I can gleam!
No The Blast is a legit site who magically receives court documents that Thomas thinks are favorable for him. I’d published the info too. And I did here. There is a huge difference between getting your legal motions to a legit site and paying scumbags to say whatever bullshit you tell them to.
People well into their 50s are expected to take responsibility for their own behavior in any setting, including if they agree to appear on a TV show. Thomas is just upset he portrayed his true character so accurately to a very wide TV audience.
It amazes me how Thomass thinks he’s the STAR of Southern Charm. LoL TT I just love the way you tell it like it is. Let’s just say in Thomass’ case “all good things come to those who wait”! He deserves everything that’s coming to him. Burn baby burn!
The best part is he seems to think he has a good plan in place. /insert Charlie Sheen WINNING! gif here
I read this chump’s into war theory. Coulda fooled me. He does the opposite of what anyone should. The criminal attny had Ravenel’s pit bull crew delete comments about Perkins’s being a “shady pornstar,” “sucks dick for dollars” because she “didn’t want Perkins to stop cooperating.” I believe Perkins never talked to Ravenel. I believe she never got a payoff. His lawyer got no problem telling people on sm to delete comments to keep “unstable Perkins” happy. Did Perkins miss the part when Ravenel had her leading a conspiracy against him? Or is she just so intimidated that she’s saying whatever the lawyer feeds her? Or is she misrepresenting things to make sure Ravenel goes to jail? Dumb af.
Ashley Perkins never got a payoff, her mother did. What AP is doing is trying not to get sued for violating her mother’s NDA. Because she claims she was in the room during signing Ravenel may have grounds for that case. It has been suggested that her sudden complete reversal about Thomas is because she is afraid of a lawsuit over that. I have no idea what on earth Ravenel’s attorney is thinking getting an affidavit from her. She will be deposed from the other side and her sudden reversal (which she is going to blame on Dawn and conversations with her) is going to be great for the other side in BOTH cases. Once this is all over and he is in prison, she will claim intimidation.
Help me understand what Ashely 1 has signed in his lawyers office after the last breakup please. I remember her posting a “best day ever” on Instagram after he berated her at a horse racing event. Is that related? Lord knows I not understand why she can’t go away. Like a yeast infection that never really heals or goes away…