Thomas Ravenel has decided to take a personal inventory of his life, admit he is powerless over his life and begin to make amends to those he has hurt and become a better person.
Ha! April Fools! Thomas Ravenel is a fucking moron who is doing lots of fucking moron things and it is fucking hysterical.
News From The Holy (Moley!) City!
Southern Charm posts generally bring in the most views on this site. That’s because I have several good sources in Charleston. I have several teapots of steaming hot tea coming to my inbox on a daily basis. I am not sharing much with you because there are several court cases against Thomas Ravenel at the moment and I want justice to be served. Plus, It is amusing to me to watch ole T-Rav doing stupid shit. Very amusing.
One of the amusing things he is doing (I’ll say allegedly her as if it wasn’t abundantly obvious) is leaking court documents from his child custody case to The Blast while begging the courts to seal the records and asking for a gag order against Kathryn Dennis.
Read that again and I dare you not to laugh. I laughed and my website got updated to Gutenberg today and I can’t stress enough how horrifying that was until I found a plugin to kill it. This is some funny stuff.
But Wait, There’s More!
“The worst mistake of my life was agreeing to be the star of the reality TV show Southern Charm. It amplified my past notoriety, showcased my wealth I accumulated through decades of hard work, and made me a walking target for men and women eager to get in front of the camera. Most importantly, it caused embarrassment and pain to my parents, my sisters, and my children.”
You could not make this stuff up if you tried. Seriously. The worst mistake of his life wasn’t getting busted for dealing cocaine while serving as the State Treasurer for South Carolina? It’s not when his drug habit of snorting a gram or two of coke every other week since he was eighteen became part of the public record? The ten month sentence in federal prison? His family dragged into court to testify that he was a “model son” and a “golden boy?” That wasn’t his worst mistake?
I love The Blast. Remember the movie, Jerry Maguire? There is a scene where Jerry dramatically quits the oppressive Sports Agency and goes out on his own. WHO IS WITH ME!? Jerry screams and only Renee Zellweger’s character, Dorothy, goes with him. Well, Harry Levin (TMZ) is the asshole Sports Agency and Mike Walters is Jerry McGuire. Two other former top guys at TMZ also left with him as his Dorothy. The Blast is the new sports agency.
There Are Delusions of Grandeur, And Then There is Thomas Ravenel
Being “the star” (seriously. he believes he was the star!) of Southern Charm is what caused embarrassment and pain to his family? It would seem to the casual observer that his entire life has done that. There are dozens of establishments in Charleston that refuse to serve you. He was despised well before you ever set foot on Southern Charm. If anything. the show improved his situation since a whole lot of people didn’t know what a piece of crap he is. One of the very first storied I wrote about Southern Charm was about how the whole town hates him.
Everyone knows that Thomas Ravenel lost his shit when get was not picked up by Southern Charm. We know it because of his delusional rantings on social media that appeared to be highly infused by alcohol or some other mind altering substance. He may have deleted the posts or turned off social media but the evidence remains.
He’s Out Of Control
So now Thomas Ravenel wants to control what can be aired by Bravo. He has two current cases regarding sexual assault and he wants to keep Kathryn Dennis from discussing his child custody case on the show? I am sure that his sexual assault arrest will be shown on the upcoming season. Whether or not Kathryn mentions that Thomas Ravenel is being a tool in court pales in comparison to those conversations. It’s like worrying about your white jeans when you are bleeding out from a double leg amputation.
I mentioned in one of those weekend round-up posts that most of y’all didn’t read that Thomas Ravenel was sending subpoenas to every possible woman who has” wronged him.” And some of those subpoenas became public recently. Thomas would like to depose Patricia Atlschul. She’s trying to fight it. I get it. It’s a PITA and she doesn’t want to get involved. But I hope she is deposed. I know Thomas wants her to talk about the times when Kathryn was struggling and how Patricia didn’t want to be around her. But Kathryn’s attorney would also depose her and I think she will be a much better witness for Kathryn. So, I encourage Thomas Ravenel to force a deposition.
Beware The Black Crow!
Then there is Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Both of them will be dumped as soon as their usefulness expires. In the mean time, one believes herself to be in the driver’s seat. And she is for now. She’s also still in the literal bed… for now. Desperation, much like politics, makes for strange bedfellows. She is desperate for the promised diamond when this is all over. Perhaps she is forgetting that document she signed the last time they split up? I wonder why he had her sign that? It gives a whole new meaning to “ring on a string.” This string is sure to be yanked.
The other one could be looking at charges of her own. Is it really wise to risk perjury charges in order to avoid a lawsuit for breach of contract? How on earth does she expect all the truths she told before she was convinced to lie under oath? The Internet is forever. I forsee lots of “So, were you lying then, or are you lying ?” now type questions. This will not end well for her. It’s amazing to me that either of these women think their situations will somehow end pleasantly. When has that ever happened for anyone involved with Thomas Ravenel?
I’ve Always Wondered When Soon Is…
When one finds oneself at the defense table in multiple court cases, one should be ever mindful of how testimony in one case can affect outcomes in other cases. Especially, when there are two ticking time bombs in your own camp.