Who is ready for more #PuppyGate on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? It seems we have a couple more episodes of RHOBH to get through before the entire truth comes out. Then, once it does, Lisa Vanderpump will make her last appearance of the season at Denise’s wedding. Then finally we can move on to Camille’s Wedding, the trip to France, and sadly the Malibu fires that destroyed Camille’s home.
Mauricio Umansky is so hot. Kyle is finally back to normal after dropping Sophia off at college. Kyle Richards is waiting to hear of American Woman is getting renewed. I really liked the show though.
If this season doesn’t take out Lisa Vanderpump I am going to be pissed. We need some sort of a victory for having to watch so many Dorit Kemsley scenes. Her fake accent really intensifies when she is promoting her swimwear line that is soon to be in bankruptcy.
I am so over this fakery. Is Erika Jayne the only one who was willing to film one on one with Dorit this season? This friendship makes no sense. I suppose someone has to do it. We also need to talk about Erika Jayne’s hair. I can’t keep recapping the same old #puppygate drama.
Denise Richards takes her two daughter’s to Villa Rosa. There they discover LVP’s private petting zoo. Lisa Vanderpump’s backyard is amazing. Denise is the only cast member who wants to even bother with Lisa Vanderpump. Because, first year rookie. I love Eloise. LVP doesn’t seem very fond of children.
Rinna meets Camille Grammar at the famous, Cafe Trocadero. Camille is getting ready to plan her 50th birthday. It seems like a lot to worry about considering she is about to get married in Hawaii. However, in retrospect, I’m glad she is living it up before the Woolsey fires started and things turned dark. Also, between the divorce and cancer she has survived a lot.
See TWO Tamara Tattles Exclusives About Camille Grammars Wedding HERE and HERE WHERE A GUEST GAVE US ALL THE TEA!
First, both ladies talk about how Lisa Vanderpump and manipulated them into being the mouthpiece for her issuers. For Camille Grammar is was bringing up on camera that Taylor Armstrong was being abused by her husband, Russell. Russell Armstrong eventually committed suicide. Many fans said that RHOBH probably was a contributing factor. Taylor Armstrong received death threats. Anyway, that was what LVP did to first season Camille. Then LVP denies doing it on camera after throwing Camille under the bus. This is how she has operated since the beginning.
Camille Grammar has the same reaction to this drama that most of us have. Sure, exposing Lisa Vanderpump for who she is, is great. But Dorit Kemsley is just as awful. Camille doubts Dorit and Paul Kemsley actually have the kind of money they profess to. She hates the fake accent. Camille says being around Dorit Kemsley makes all of the little hairs on the back of her neck stand up. Did Dorit really want a dog? Or was she just trying to get closer to Vanderpump? Wow, Camille is right. We’ve been so focused on LVP’s misdeeds that Dorit’s motives about getting the dog in the first place have never been brought up.
Rinna seems to be questioning why Camille is bringing all of this up now. Oh Rinna, you know damn well why, you were right there at the pool in the Bahamas when Dorit was called out for being broke!
Denise and Aaron Phypers are trying to plan their wedding in just a few days.
Teddi meets outdoor with her therapist. She says she is sick with anxiety over the Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy situation. She says Vanderpump Dogs called her and said Lisa Vanderpump wanted them to tell her the story of Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy. Teddi said is was a big orchestration that was planned out at Lisa’s Vanderpump’s behest, over several phonecalls with members of Vanderpump Dogs. She admits she was part of the entire mess.
Teddi says the original story she was told by Vanderpump Dogs was very over-inflated. She said she was originally told that Lucy was in a kill shelter and prior to that had been locked in the basement and hadn’t seen the light of day in months. Then Lisa Vanderpump tried to deny the whole thing. But Teddi has all of the texts to prove Lisa Vanderpump is lying.
Wait, Lisa Vanderpump Is A Master Manipulator?
Now Teddi is concerned that LVP is going to try to hang everything on her at Camille’s birthday party. Of course she is Teddi! That is what she does! Why don’t these women watch previous seasons. This also explains why Lisa Rinna went back and finally watched previous seasons and was Tweeting about it like a mad woman while she did!
Dinner At Hart and The Hunter
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards meet Denise Richards and Aaron Pyhpers for dinner. Kyle tells LVP that American Woman was not picked up. LVP was very sweet about it. Kyle can’t come to the wedding because she was hosting a HUGE party for The Agency on the grounds of her house.
Denise and Aaron arrive drunk and Denise goes on and on about Aaron’s big penis. Denise is actually the only drunk one. Aaron can’t even tell LVP and Kyle about his hippy dippy healing business. When LVP and Kyle leave together they laugh all the way to their cars about Denise’s behavior. Denise’s marriage to Charlie Sheen sort of makes sense now. She has a whole other side to her.
Camille’s 50th Birthday Party
Teddi Mellencamp notices that her husband, Edwin Arroyave, has a tiny penis. I mean ponytail. It’s like three-quarters of an inch long. She vetoes it. All of Camille’s guests look amazing. Her daughter and her mom are also there. Camille is super complimentary to Dorit and Rinna acts like she is confused. For one thing she is the hostess of her own party, and for another it’s the typical Hollywood greeting these girls have done for nearly a decade now.
Dorit confronts Teddi about the texts. Teddi says that LVP pulled her in because she knew that Teddi and Dorit were on the outs. She was given a very exaggerated version of the story. She was willing to participate until she got to Vanderpump Dogs and realized that LVP was putting on a huge production about not wanting to talk about Lucy when it was ll her idea to make a big deal out of it on camera in the first place. So Teddi didn’t go through with it.
Dorit Kemsley and Teddi Mellencamp Hug It Out
Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky and Lisa Vanderpump arrive at the event while Teddi and Dorit and Erika are outside having the conversation. Because production times the entrances down to the minute. Ken Todd, ever the wannabee housewife, is there too with Giggy. They are having a contest to see who will out live the other.
Eventually, production gets all the girls (except Camille who is trying to have a birthday party) out on the patio for the Lisa Vanderpump and Teddi Mellencamp confrontation. LVP loves this stuff and Teddi hates it so LVP is at an even bigger advantage. But Teddi has the truth on her side. When LVP tries to say she didn’t know Vanderpump Dogs was telling Teddi about the entire situation, Teddi says, “Then how did you know to text Dorit that I knew?” By God, Teddi Mellencamp has LVP tongue-tied and caught dead to rights in front of everyone!
Lisa Vanderpump Is Busted (Again)
Then LVP says she did know. Then production shows LVP being flabbergasted by the same question when Kyle asked it on the last episode. Lisa Vanderpump has been caught in her own lies. Everyone in the group knows LVP is lying. Teddi tells LVP that she has been fully transparent on her part in the whole debacle. She has owned her part and apologized if LVP is fine with not doing that, that is on her.
Everyone sees that LVP is lying. She’s been exposed. I don’t expect to see her with the girls again. I bet she just dips in and dips out of Denise’s wedding never to be seen again. Have we actually seen Ken through Kyle out of Villa Rosa in real time? Because that seems to be coming soon.
Everyone goes in to sing Happy Birthday to Camille. Camille seems so happy. Everyone is getting wasted. Including Kyle. So Rinna encourages her to do the splits. Because it ain’t a RHOBH party until Kyle Richards does the splits.
Why is Ken driving?
Next week: Denise’s wedding is a bit of a disaster. It’s very hot and she is very late getting ready. This leaves all the women stewing in the heat. After all was said and done this week, Dorit had told Paul that she needed to just find a way to numb herself to this betrayal by LVP. But next week, it seems she finds something even more egregious that LVP has done. I suppose that is leaking the story to the tabloids.