Who is ready for more #PuppyGate on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? It seems we have a couple more episodes of RHOBH to get through before the entire truth comes out. Then, once it does, Lisa Vanderpump will make her last appearance of the season at Denise’s wedding. Then finally we can move on to Camille’s Wedding, the trip to France, and sadly the Malibu fires that destroyed Camille’s home.
Kyle Richards
Mauricio Umansky is so hot. Kyle is finally back to normal after dropping Sophia off at college. Kyle Richards is waiting to hear of American Woman is getting renewed. I really liked the show though.
Dorit Kemsley
If this season doesn’t take out Lisa Vanderpump I am going to be pissed. We need some sort of a victory for having to watch so many Dorit Kemsley scenes. Her fake accent really intensifies when she is promoting her swimwear line that is soon to be in bankruptcy.
SEE VIDEO of Dorit Getting Harrassed In Bahamas By Friend of Person Who Provided The Swimsuits
I am so over this fakery. Is Erika Jayne the only one who was willing to film one on one with Dorit this season? This friendship makes no sense. I suppose someone has to do it. We also need to talk about Erika Jayne’s hair. I can’t keep recapping the same old #puppygate drama.
Lisa Vanderpump
Denise Richards takes her two daughter’s to Villa Rosa. There they discover LVP’s private petting zoo. Lisa Vanderpump’s backyard is amazing. Denise is the only cast member who wants to even bother with Lisa Vanderpump. Because, first year rookie. I love Eloise. LVP doesn’t seem very fond of children.
Lisa Rinna
Rinna meets Camille Grammar at the famous, Cafe Trocadero. Camille is getting ready to plan her 50th birthday. It seems like a lot to worry about considering she is about to get married in Hawaii. However, in retrospect, I’m glad she is living it up before the Woolsey fires started and things turned dark. Also, between the divorce and cancer she has survived a lot.
See TWO Tamara Tattles Exclusives About Camille Grammars Wedding HERE and HERE WHERE A GUEST GAVE US ALL THE TEA!
First, both ladies talk about how Lisa Vanderpump and manipulated them into being the mouthpiece for her issuers. For Camille Grammar is was bringing up on camera that Taylor Armstrong was being abused by her husband, Russell. Russell Armstrong eventually committed suicide. Many fans said that RHOBH probably was a contributing factor. Taylor Armstrong received death threats. Anyway, that was what LVP did to first season Camille. Then LVP denies doing it on camera after throwing Camille under the bus. This is how she has operated since the beginning.
The History of RHOBH and Lisa Vanderpumps Manipulations.
Camille Grammar has the same reaction to this drama that most of us have. Sure, exposing Lisa Vanderpump for who she is, is great. But Dorit Kemsley is just as awful. Camille doubts Dorit and Paul Kemsley actually have the kind of money they profess to. She hates the fake accent. Camille says being around Dorit Kemsley makes all of the little hairs on the back of her neck stand up. Did Dorit really want a dog? Or was she just trying to get closer to Vanderpump? Wow, Camille is right. We’ve been so focused on LVP’s misdeeds that Dorit’s motives about getting the dog in the first place have never been brought up.
Rinna seems to be questioning why Camille is bringing all of this up now. Oh Rinna, you know damn well why, you were right there at the pool in the Bahamas when Dorit was called out for being broke!
Denise Richards
Denise and Aaron Phypers are trying to plan their wedding in just a few days.
Teddi Mellencamp
Teddi meets outdoor with her therapist. She says she is sick with anxiety over the Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy situation. She says Vanderpump Dogs called her and said Lisa Vanderpump wanted them to tell her the story of Lucy, Lucy, Apple Juicy. Teddi said is was a big orchestration that was planned out at Lisa’s Vanderpump’s behest, over several phonecalls with members of Vanderpump Dogs. She admits she was part of the entire mess.
Teddi says the original story she was told by Vanderpump Dogs was very over-inflated. She said she was originally told that Lucy was in a kill shelter and prior to that had been locked in the basement and hadn’t seen the light of day in months. Then Lisa Vanderpump tried to deny the whole thing. But Teddi has all of the texts to prove Lisa Vanderpump is lying.
Wait, Lisa Vanderpump Is A Master Manipulator?
Now Teddi is concerned that LVP is going to try to hang everything on her at Camille’s birthday party. Of course she is Teddi! That is what she does! Why don’t these women watch previous seasons. This also explains why Lisa Rinna went back and finally watched previous seasons and was Tweeting about it like a mad woman while she did!
Dinner At Hart and The Hunter
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards meet Denise Richards and Aaron Pyhpers for dinner. Kyle tells LVP that American Woman was not picked up. LVP was very sweet about it. Kyle can’t come to the wedding because she was hosting a HUGE party for The Agency on the grounds of her house.
Denise and Aaron arrive drunk and Denise goes on and on about Aaron’s big penis. Denise is actually the only drunk one. Aaron can’t even tell LVP and Kyle about his hippy dippy healing business. When LVP and Kyle leave together they laugh all the way to their cars about Denise’s behavior. Denise’s marriage to Charlie Sheen sort of makes sense now. She has a whole other side to her.
Camille’s 50th Birthday Party
Teddi Mellencamp notices that her husband, Edwin Arroyave, has a tiny penis. I mean ponytail. It’s like three-quarters of an inch long. She vetoes it. All of Camille’s guests look amazing. Her daughter and her mom are also there. Camille is super complimentary to Dorit and Rinna acts like she is confused. For one thing she is the hostess of her own party, and for another it’s the typical Hollywood greeting these girls have done for nearly a decade now.
Dorit confronts Teddi about the texts. Teddi says that LVP pulled her in because she knew that Teddi and Dorit were on the outs. She was given a very exaggerated version of the story. She was willing to participate until she got to Vanderpump Dogs and realized that LVP was putting on a huge production about not wanting to talk about Lucy when it was ll her idea to make a big deal out of it on camera in the first place. So Teddi didn’t go through with it.
Dorit Kemsley and Teddi Mellencamp Hug It Out
Kyle Richards, Mauricio Umansky and Lisa Vanderpump arrive at the event while Teddi and Dorit and Erika are outside having the conversation. Because production times the entrances down to the minute. Ken Todd, ever the wannabee housewife, is there too with Giggy. They are having a contest to see who will out live the other.
Eventually, production gets all the girls (except Camille who is trying to have a birthday party) out on the patio for the Lisa Vanderpump and Teddi Mellencamp confrontation. LVP loves this stuff and Teddi hates it so LVP is at an even bigger advantage. But Teddi has the truth on her side. When LVP tries to say she didn’t know Vanderpump Dogs was telling Teddi about the entire situation, Teddi says, “Then how did you know to text Dorit that I knew?” By God, Teddi Mellencamp has LVP tongue-tied and caught dead to rights in front of everyone!
Lisa Vanderpump Is Busted (Again)
Then LVP says she did know. Then production shows LVP being flabbergasted by the same question when Kyle asked it on the last episode. Lisa Vanderpump has been caught in her own lies. Everyone in the group knows LVP is lying. Teddi tells LVP that she has been fully transparent on her part in the whole debacle. She has owned her part and apologized if LVP is fine with not doing that, that is on her.
Everyone sees that LVP is lying. She’s been exposed. I don’t expect to see her with the girls again. I bet she just dips in and dips out of Denise’s wedding never to be seen again. Have we actually seen Ken through Kyle out of Villa Rosa in real time? Because that seems to be coming soon.
Everyone goes in to sing Happy Birthday to Camille. Camille seems so happy. Everyone is getting wasted. Including Kyle. So Rinna encourages her to do the splits. Because it ain’t a RHOBH party until Kyle Richards does the splits.
Why is Ken driving?
Next week: Denise’s wedding is a bit of a disaster. It’s very hot and she is very late getting ready. This leaves all the women stewing in the heat. After all was said and done this week, Dorit had told Paul that she needed to just find a way to numb herself to this betrayal by LVP. But next week, it seems she finds something even more egregious that LVP has done. I suppose that is leaking the story to the tabloids.
LVP, in her talking heads up to now has been such a C U Next Tuesday about Teddi, and so smug thinking she is succeeding in making Teddi look like the one with dirty hands. I just love watching LVP’s lies exposed. She’s gotten away with this same exact shit for too damn long. I’m liking this production company.
YES!!! THIS!!!
Love the recap. I find it hilarious that LVP’s stans are blind supporting her when she clearly views them as DAF and unable to see how manipulating and edited she is. She was Erika Jayne long before there was a Erika Jayne and thats also why Eriska sees right through LVP… I have a feeling the LVP stans are like the Countess Luann, they’d rather get married and divorced than admit the humiliation to cancel their devotion to LVP. besides seeing Denise and her kids at LVPS gave me some sick feeling of Hanzel and Gretchen at the witches pancake house and the Neverland ranch
Oh, MsPeriweather, I like you! So glad I’m not alone. SO MANY LVP STANs making me nuts thinking she’s going to get away with this.
The stans are out in force again!
I’m over puppygate, but yes, big picture is Dorit was wrong and is generally just needs to be called out for all her fakery. Lisa is caught lying but again big picture is Dorit was wrong. Kyle drunk was hilarious, Camille is good on the show. I don’t like Teddi or Denise. Boring.
Agree with all this. Dorit does not care about anyone except herself, and has no idea what the word ‘truth’ means. Bottom line for me, she treated a helpless dog like the trash she herself is. LVP is just LVP and I don’t see her lying any more than anyone else on the show. At least she lives an interesting life.
I’m in the eyes-wide-open camp of LVP’s fans – we know she pulls crap, but like her vibe on the show anyway [better than “writes about BJs & lets her daughter read it,’ ‘legs in upside-down splits every other episode’ Rinna, fake Dorit (#nevercared), & boring Teddi (zzzZZ), imo].
One thing not being talked about in all of this is I’m getting a pretty strong ‘Et Tu, Kyle’ feeling through these episodes. She is playing up their friendship to LVP, but seems to be pretty eager to join in all of the Lucy Apple Juicy crap. Can’t say that I blame her, necessarily, because she’s had to ride that fence w/LVP for a llooonnng time, but I wonder if she didn’t encourage Teddi in all of this from the get-go?? Possibly a case of the apprentice surpassing the master? >:-)
Kyle is either the creator of puppy gate or the hapless puppet of LVP because LVP clearly did not want to discuss it in the Bahamas and it was hook nose who brought it up to Rinna for Rinna to bring it all out. Kyle has never been a friend to LVP.
This is sooooo ridiculous!! All over a dog that con couple couldn’t deal with!! This series has become absolute!
See I don’t think it’s bc of the dog. I think this started last season with Dorit talking out of school about LVP. Lisa should have been a bit more annoyed about it – as I think any red blooded human being would be. Instead she stiff upper lips it and says it doesn’t bother her. This dog thing was just a convenient opportunity to punish Dorit and she thought Teddi was too starry eyed to notice. That’s my take.
Totally agree. I find Teddi very convincing- her tearing up and shaky voice is either the work of a Best Actress winner, or someone telling the truth.
I am just DYING to know the past between couples Vanderpump and Kemsley. They both must be holding onto some heavy skeletons. For Dorit to just have to “numb” herself to Lisa’s attacks, rather than just bow out of a toxic friendship, she sticks around? It doesn’t seem like they even want to be friends. What dirt do they have on each other? It has a “keep your enemies closer” kind of vibe, don’t you think?
I found Teddi to be entirely truthful and LVP being totally without words about the text to Dorit was priceless!! I agree with the comment above that LVP saw an opportunity to take down Dorit. At the time I was flabbergasted that LVP wasn’t more upset. She is truly a “snake from the side”.
Good call Erica!!
Yup!
Teddi was truthful?
Twilight Zone music ? playing.
Yep! LVP’s reaction at the party was great to watch.
Twitter sees this show totally different from the recap. Grown women being “manipulated” as a joke/unbelievable, dumped dogs & dethroning LVP is all they see. Oh yeah, lying Teddi who’s story changed a minimum of 6 times. Fake friend Kyle. Lisa Rinna getting fired up for no reason. Dry ice Erika. Hope this show tanks without LVP. She’s the only one who actually lives The RHOBH lifestyle while the others hustle, scam, scheme get sued etc.
Are you fucking high?
REALLY???? LVP schemes and scams every damn season! I’m wondering the same as therealdeb.
@Rolly: Ignore the insults. I agree with you. Teddi’s ever-changing story and now pulling the Kyle tears is so transparent. She’s Kyle’s stooge. Of course LVP knew but didn’t want to say from whom. Why was this anyone’s business to begin with? No one forced a gun to Teddi’s head to gossip and text “bring the dog out.”
Why would LVP want this story out when it makes the Foundation and herself look bad? What a cruel bunch of women.
LVP manipulation – let them hang themselves. It always works.
Thank you! I agree
Any publicity is good publicity for her business – I think viewers are then more likely to tune in if there is a new show. And I won’t be watching.
@Clever: Not when you depend on donations for an international foundation that is doing a lot of good. The stupid BH show is not even a priority or another show. How do you think Bethenny would react if someone on NY came after her business? That’s right, she tore Sonja a new one over Tipsy Girl. Really a line in the sand when these HW goes after someone’s business.
I love Lisa V. for the very reason she can force these women to do what they would never do alone. Amazing superpower! LVP is the best. Erika and Lisa R. want to be the next queens of the show. Dump fake Dorit and Erika. I want hardworking women and no grifters. Taylor was enough.
MelG I agree 100%! I suspect these other commenters are either LVP herself or haven’t watched all seasons…
Rolly, as long as you have been here, you are just now figuring out that we are smarter than Twitter? Seriously?
I come here for the recaps that require critical thinking skills.
ROLLS OUT THE RED CARPET….
Erika’s hair gave me gross flashbacks of Mary Jensen.
I know! I thought “her makeup looks so pretty but what about The Something about Mary hair-do.?” Her gays have not been giving her good advice. She looks ridiculous in the talking heads too.
Love the little asides you threw in about Ken, TT. Hysterical!!!
Did Jiggy pee on Ken? PK touched his wet shirt? They just stood there, no one put Jiggy on the ground to go potty? And no one went to wash their hands, change or clean up Jiggy who must have had on a wet outfit?? I am kinda grossed out!
I’ve been wondering the same thing. It certainly looked that way! And I do think he and Ken are trying to outlive one another; I don’t know why either would bother but it seems plausible. Haha.
Giggle, poor Jiggy!
I totally agree about Ken. At 61 he should not be driving or seen in public nor defending his wife. How embarrassing is he?!!! Wish he would die already. Hugs from a soon-to-be 59 year old preparing to be treated like shit here.
Calm your tits. Ken Todd is 73 and has had many health problems. And no, he should not be driving. Especially at night.
While I absolutely hate having to feel somewhat bad for Dorit, I am super happy LVP is being exposed for all too see. I loved the looks on everyone’s face in that last scene. I am glad Camille saidbwhat she did about Dorit and PK and not having money, Camille has always been very smart and after season one has stayed mostly out of the fray. I am really enjoying Denise so far, she cracks me up, she’s pretty damn real and I love it.
Drunk Kyle is fun!!
God, I can’t stand Rinna. So sanctimonious about big bad Lisa hurting poor little Dorit. Wasn’t she the one who sat right at Dorit’s dinner table and accused her of cocaine use to another dinner guest? On camera? Who does that shit? Which would you rather have happen, being accused of mishandling the dog situation or being accused of being a cocaine addict? Did Lisa put you up to that too, Rinna?
Can we talk about Erica’s “there’s something about Mary“ hairdo, and yet another unflattering tracksuit? Or should we just stick to the fact that she inserted herself into the talk between Doritos and Teddi, marching right outside with them like she’s relevant to anything at all.
Great comment. Totally agree with everything you said.
Me too.
Erica’s “Something about Mary” hair! Omg! I am cracking up, thank you for that!
Dying over here. Thanks for the visual.
If this isn’t some scripted production driven crap, then here is how I think this actually went down. I think LVP asked her minions to tell Teddi about the dog and thought Teddi would spill the beans to Kyle before they got to Vanderpump Dogs. She knows Kyle can’t keep juicy gossip to herself and probably thought Teddi and Kyle would start discussing it with the Johns when they saw the dogs. Then she could tell Dorit that Teddi and Kyle were gossiping about it and she came to Dorit’s rescue, creating drama between everyone. However, Teddi didn’t tell Kyle, but afterward, she did show her all the texts. Kyle saw her opportunity to expose Lisa and brought up the dog in every subsequent scene and told Rinna about it knowing Rinna has a vendetta against LVP and would run with the story and spread it from the rooftops.
Teddi was a willing pawn to both LVP and Kyle, and now she’s a willing pawn to Erika.
The funniest thing this whole episode was when Dorit said, “The truth will set you free.” Hahahahahaha
Yes, I think you are right. I kind of wondered why Kyle kept bringing up the dog situation with LVP. But LVP is such a cunt who needed to be exposed, I don’t care that Teddi was a pawn in THAT.
She is a cunt. I’ll never forget how she treated Joyce when she first met her – dismissive as hell because she didn’t think she could use Joyce in her games. Then all her bullshit victim stories. I knew she wasn’t to be trusted when she and Ken were crying about Cedric at the first reunion. I always thought their story seemed contrived and that they were being very over the top for sympathy.
Then she befriended Brandi after she found out at her tea party that the other chicks were talking shit about her. She is a calculating viper, and everything she does has an ulterior motive.
With all that said, Teddi is still a fucking idiot. She should have come clean from the beginning, apologized right away, and then told everyone LVP was involved. The way she went about this ruined her credibility and gave the LVP stans a whole lotta straws to grasp. The only people LVP has been exposed to are people like us who already knew what a shady bitch she was.
I still think all these women except Kyle and LVP are boring A F. When they hang out and laugh and tell jokes together, those are my favorite rhobh moments.
I wouldn’t have appogized for shit. Dorit is a sad excuse for a human being and she dumped a dog that she had no business of having. Why didn’t teddy tell her that you don’t dump a puppy because it doesn’t suit you and that Lisa told her that she put the dog in a basement. I would have outed dorit too. Can’t stand that fake accent and her pimple of a husband
100% agree Dorit is a POS, and everyone agrees her shady ways should be exposed. However, Teddi should have done it the right way by being honest from the get go. She has every right to be pissed at LVP. Teddi did all this thinking she was helping out her friend LVP and exposing an asshole at the same time. LVP absolutely preyed on her good will and friendship, then left her holding the bag of dog shit. Still, she should have been honest from the get go and told the entire story instead of trying to hone in on the LVP parts in an effort to exonerate herself. Now it’s all messy and LVP is making everything murky by pointing out Teddi’s omissions instead of having her feet held to the fire.
Have you read Teddi’s blog but? The texts reveal nothing much – it reads like someone narrating rather than someone instructing.
The one I am disgusted by the most is Dorit, because she is the one who did the original terrible thing–being a terrible dog owner and then giving the dog away. That is FAR worse than all the rest of this puppygate and who knew what at what point. Dorit did the terrible thing, but now she is posing as the victim and receiving an apology from Teddi and acting like she is owed one from LVP–when Dorit is the one who should be ashamed and apologizing right and left! She says Teddi has owned up and now LVP needs to–what about yourself, Dorit??
Of course Rinna has to come out to stir things up when Teddi and Dorit were talking outside, because Rinna.
I don’t see why people think the “Teddi knows” text is such a proof of anything–because that text happened after the incident at Vanderpump Dogs. So yes, Teddi and Kyle know.
Also, LVP didn’t say she had “zero relationship with Blizzard,” as Teddi claimed tonight. LVP said she wasn’t close with him in the past, as far as having his phone number. She knew who he was, because he planned the VDP Dogs gala, but that doesn’t prove she had close interactions with him.
I think all this is a mess that is being blown out of proportion (except for Dorit’s original bad behavior, which is not getting slammed nearly enough), and I’m sad it is causing the end of the friendship between Kyle and LVP, formerly one of the best parts of RHOBH.
I think there is not one clear villain (other than Dorit)–it’s a lot of confusion and things that look different from different perspectives. Sessa and Blizzard wanted to expose Dorit; it’s not clear exactly how much LVP knew, likely she knew some, and they simply used her name some to convince Teddi; Teddi initially wanted to expose Dorit too because of their past bad blood; Rinna wants any excuse to make things worse for LVP, because she can’t stand that LVP is the queen. So a lot of them have slightly dirty hands, when really they should have all banded together against lying grifter Dorit. I’d rather be seeing her get yelled at at the Bahamas pool than have all this puppygate aftermath.
Yes. Good analysis.
YES! Dorit is the one that should be called out
Yes! I agree with everything you said. F Dorit to the moon and back!
LVP said to Blizzard “I don’t know you.” And then she said more comments that effect. She was trying to stage this scene to make herself look innocent of manipulating him. But it appears that LVP called Sessa to orchestrate this with Blizzard – Teddy even heard this on the phone. It all seems credible to me, especially after Kyle compared LVP to chess champ Bobby Fisher.
Well put. And now that weird one is the victim. Good – now they are all stuck with her. Enjoy!
Remember that young guy who lived with them? (Lisa and Ken) ——Way back in the Stone Age of s1????? I believed Lisa kicked him
To the curb rightfully. But now,idk. Hmmmmmm. I bet that was a truly juicy story that could easily even top Lisa’s *chess moves* legacy. But we shall never know, eh? Lisa is one
slick, slippery B.
Cedric. That whole situation was bizarre. Them, him, their relationship. The whole thing.
yup. Cedric was his name. At the time, he said some bizarre crap about his stay with them in UK and BH. I can’t rememebrr what but I know I believed Lisa was in the right. (Now. Not so sure) He freeloaded and she claimed he was her trainer. Just weird.
I know he complained that one annoying thing she did was wake him up early and make him work out with her. I thought that was an ok thing for her to do, and I still think so.
Now that you say he was her trainer, I don’t know how he thought she was bothering him by waking him up to work out with her??? LOL!
He got free room and board so he could go to acting classes and auditions during the day. All she asked was that they work out early in the day, but he wanted to sleep!! He seemed very spoiled.
It was quite obvious what he was. Threesomes never workout. What is the name for voluntary cuckholding?
I used to like watching the show, escapism at its best! But Dorit just really gets under my skin. I almost can’t watch anymore. They are all kind of ridiculous but she takes the cake!! I can’t pinpoint exactly one thing that is annoying maybe it’s because she is so FAKE!
I have just gotten to ‘know’ Denise a little bit through RHOBH. Arriving drunk to a dinner is a disaster (unless everyone else does) and this is done on TV! Not a good plan.
I love Kyle for holding down the season so far by giving us what we want to see, fun and family.
Applaud Teddi’s ownership just wish she’d done it immediately but I suppose better late than never.
Camille is spot on again and gives viewers a perfect reason not to pick a dog (pun intended) in this fight.
LVP is a manipulative liar ( kudos to production for airing that never before seen season 1 footage) and Dorit is a fraud with a fake accent.
Agree with TT that it’s becoming apparent how Denise ended up with Charlie Sheen.
It’s pathetic that LVP will let a decades old friendship with Kyle blow up because LVP will be damned than to admit imperfection.
Lisa Rinna needs to have several stadiums of seats with her pretense of confusion over Camille’s statement. I wish production had secured a release in the Bahamas because that would’ve been the perfect time to roll the video of Rinna beside Dorit as they ran from the friend Dorit and PK allegedly hustled.
LVP has overplayed her hand because when she checks out of the remainder of the season and the women will inally stop speaking about puppy gate.
The group will start having fun and drama without LVP which will show the network the true status of her “queendom”.
I’m so glad you said “never before seen footage”, I thought I’d blinked and missed it because I don’t remember Camille ever trying to bring LVP into the Taylor Russel thing before.
I like LVP even more if she got Camille, who I Love, to drop kick Taylor. I don’t think she got Rinna to say or do anything Rinna was not going to say or do about Munchausen Yolanda who got Lime disease from a horse fly in Malibu along with two of her children. And who cares if LVP wanted the TRUTH not gossip out about a brain dead grifter animal abuser? The key issues here are 1 what a crappy person Dorito is and 2 what an ass Teddy the unaccountable accountability coach is. This are grown women. No one twisted their arm. They were all to eager to play in the mud. It says even less about them if true that they did something so terrible to them and against their judgment and integrity because LVP suggested it. Fire Dorito. Fire Teddy. And please fire sad depressing Erika, trapped in a loveless marriage, ignored by everyone but her hired eunuchs, playing dress up to pass away the loneliness of her crumbling gilded age in which she was only allowed to decorate one room. She is an angry loser. Have LVP and Kathy Hilton next year torture Kyle and hight Lipsa spreading g rumors about Mauricio’s fraud trial. That’s entertainment.
I agree about Taylor 100% and your description of Erika is spot on! Regarding Taylor, I remember that stupid zillion dollar birthday party for Kennedy where Kennedy looked miserable until Daddy gave her a puppy. Taylor then scolds her husband. Watching how fake she was, no wonder the guy wanted out. I never ever got the vibe that he abused her. He just seemed beaten down and sad.
So you agree it was REALLY wrong of LVP to encourage Camille to make the accusations for her then?
Not at all. Genius
I LOVE Rinna. I actually stan Rinna. BUT this season, she’s getting on my nerves.
Just shut up sometimes. Also don’t event THINK of coming for Camille. If she does, I’m done!
She should AAAABSOLUTELY come for Camille about the whole Judge Beer-Blackout business that’s supposedly coming up.
what is the Judge Beer-Blackout thing of which you speak???
Yes, I’d like to know too!
LVP fans are like robots. They are delusional and mesmerized by her glitz, money and uppity airs she delivers before the camera. She has always been a Svengali at playing the puppet master role. It’s the damn truth LVP robots. Get over it.
Watching LVP taking Denise’s girls on a tour of her version of Never Land, she reminded me of that witch in the forest with the house made of gingerbread and candy. Didn’t she manipulated her “Teddi Bear” the same way last season? All sugary sweet with that raspy voice playing a role of a Queen Bee, when she is actually the witch. Seems like her ravens are coming home this season to roost. After last night witnessing “no social grace” drunk Denise, I believe she is the next puppet recruit for LVP.
Puppy gate storyline need to be put to rest, before fans lose interest. Although puppy gate is stupid and Dorit is all that Camille described on camera, I am enjoying the exposure of LVP. Lol! She approached Teddi, as if Teddi would back down. No. Not Teddi. She use her choice words to hit LVP with a verbal right hook and an upper cut, and LVP is not happy at all.
I wonder who would there be to film with LVP even if she decides to film next season. It looks like everyone is just done. I don’t blame them. LVP does this every.single.season. And…her stans always excuse it.
If Denise becomes a hanger on, then she will film with Denise. Or, Bravo will recruit another British con couple for LVP to play with in her spider web. I am no Dorit fan, but even the fake glitzy princess and trying to break ties with LVP.
I’m just hoping LVP doesn’t come back. The only reason I’m watching is she didn’t film this whole season. She has VPR. Let her stans see her there.
I LOVE DRUNK KYLE
I don’t hate LVP like everyone else does and am finding the whole take down monotonous. So LVP has a take-down scheme each season, the ladies finally catch on after 8 or so seasons and decide to take her down. Not a good look for any of them, but it’s especially horrible when there’s a gang up and I think what happens is people will have sympathy for LVP because of it.
We all make mistakes and maybe LVP’s is that she plans out how to have a storyline at the expense of one of her co-workers each season and Dorit’s gets a bullseye on her back due to the dog situation. Teddi is the go to girl because she was on the outs with Dorit last season. None of the ladies have clean hands. Ericka hates LVP and it’s obvious with every word she spews about her. Ditto for Rinna. They actively stir the pot every chance they get seeking to take top billing for the show.
I’m loving Denise and love drunk Kyle as well. When she was getting in the car at the end of the night and said “I don’t know why I have to be so cute all the time” with her legs up in the air–that was so funny and why I watch the show.
It just hypocritical behaviour. They all go out and have dinners together to discuss LVP yeah? They’re colluding. Erika is being a little Two Faced about it [and that now has two meanings thanks to $$] – she literally trust know one but why is she up Dorit’s arse? To take down LVP… same as why Teddi was up LVP’s arse, to take down Dorit. The pearl clutching is getting outta control.
LVP is being ganged up on is like saying LVP is bullying her puppets and victims. I don’t agree with either.
Manipulating other is not a mistake. It is pure well thought out calculated plans. You can forgive one manipulative chest move, but 8 is asking to much of a person to overlook a character flaw that hurt others.
The woman is slipping in her witchery skills.
LVP said she would never ask an employee for their text messages, but didn’t she do just that? Or because Ken asked her employee, it’s ok? I specifically remember him saying “I demanded he print out the text messages…”
I think Teddi saw the light at Vamderpump Dogs and didn’t want to throw out all the nastiness that LVP originally said. And I am totally down with a Dorit fall from everything. I can’t stand her and am pissed that the outing is more important than the original crime.
This was really hard to read. On a side note lol
LVP toys with a newbie every season, it’s a game. Therefore, any newbie reality friend of hers needs to remember that old saw about playing poker, that if you have to ask who the sucker at the table is…
Anyway, whatever. Almost out of puppygate thank god. Not out of Dorit, which is too bad for me since I dislike her way more than LVP. She returned the first dog to Vanderpump Dogs, the second – how long did she have the second one anyway? Why did they take photos of the dog’s bites on Paul? Did they take photos of the kids’ bites? What was the purpose?LVP’s bullshit aside, for me it’s the Kemleys that are bad news, they’re just…weird to me.
Who says,” I don’t lie. You will never ever hear me lie” and then says ” I LIED” what an idiot and yes, she has lost credibility
She also lies by omission, which she somehow doesn’t think is lying.
So glad to hear about penises instead of this dog. I only like Denise, she is crazy fun. Love LVP. like Camille. I mute Rinna, Teddi and Kyle who I detest and is friends with that wretched Faye, sorry, I know she is your friend but i respectfully disagree regarding her.
On a side note, i ran into a friend from the no-kill shelter here and he said they were low on dogs so he was going over to that Dorit kill shelter and pick up some dogs to bring down here. Isn’t that great! I thought that was wonderful of him.
Wtf are you talking about?
That is a good man, for sure. And Vickie80, I think she means that a guy she knows at a nice shelter wants to get dogs from a kill shelter to see if they can get them adopted. I think that’s wtf Cheryle is talking about.
Am I the only one with utter contempt for these grown women crying about being used as pawns? I don’t doubt that LVP has been behind the scenes orchestrating drama, but at the end of the day these are adults who drank the water she led them to. Not a single one of them had to take the bait, and yet…
I’m finding it really hard to jump on the “LVP is a master manipulator” train without simultaneously thinking thinking these women must be pretty fucking stupid to fall for it over and over again.
This season has been a disappointment. There is no need to take someone down every season. I continue to be impressed with Teddi. She stepped in it when she claimed she never lies and is very lacking in accountability. I am at a loss with LVP allegedly calling Teddi every day there was never a conversation between the two of them about the great dog reveal.
LVP has some serious issues with admitting she had a hand in the whole fiasco. She would have been better off slow walking back her position.
I am not really a fan of LVP, but some of the strife seems to arise from LVP getting spin-offs.
The cast would have been better of to shear the sheep instead of slaughtering the lamb, or in LVP’s case mutton. She is past the lamb era in her life.
My favorite part of the episode was Denise and sweet little Eloise at LVP’s house with the menagerie.
Ultimately though, they’re all pawns. Bravo don’t get them all liquored up and send them out to sea for nothin’. All part of the gig right? Someone’s got to do or there’d be not plot line. Viewers love a villain and a hero… it’s hard to pick the hero in this lot though. So far for me, it is The Real Camille. She knows the game and rises above because bloody hell, what a woman!
It’s all very Roadrunner vs Coyote.
Can we get rid of Rinna but because she is on a mission.
Fabulous recap!! Finally the true is out. I don’t see how LVP can defend her actions now but I’m sure they’ll try. I’m so ready to move on from puppygate.
LVP did not need to have anyone contact Teddi if she wanted story out…. she just needed employee bring out dog when Teddi and Kyle came to the store……what would be the purpose of contacting first and saying what she planned on do?
I suspect it is to offer Teddi a storyline and also the pleasure of hurting Dorit after Dorit was nasty to Teddi last season.
I think part of the manufactured drama bit is that most of the cast members are now wary of showing too much of their real life on “reality” TV. Too many divorces and other negative repercussions have happened to cast members in early seasons of all the shows. It has become a game, and LVP is very good at it.
Ever notice how LVP never has a storyline that cuts too close to a nerve? Even the tiny bit about Max and his birth mother never came about, because LVP refused to give him his original name. It was just enough to look personal about her (thought it was much more about him), and it made her look so saintly, since it reminded us how she adopted a baby from foster care. I, too, was a baby adopted from foster care, and this storyline actually offended me. She was exploiting Max’s birth and relinquishment to polish up her image. Gross.
When Max was looking for his birth parents LVP made it all about herself. “I’m not going to give you that information “. Then when they were talking to the person helping them she ran from the room crying. When she came back Max was forgotten while everyone patted her hand and asked how she was.
Truth be told I could give a rats ass who said what about Dorit and the dog issue – the whole point should have been Dorit should never have a dog end of story I don’t see what the big deal is ….I mean it wasn’t a lie, she did get rid of a dog – two dogs to be exact – so who cares who verbalized it
But in other news…LVP and kids? well I’m not fond of kids either, I never know what the to say to them and can’t understand them either so theres that.
Really sick to death of Kyle and the splits and ponytail …
Camille – did enjoy her expressing what we all have about Dorit
I got nothing else the show is boring me.
I’m going left field. Denise in my opinion was high and not drunk. And yes I have partake.
I was glad to hear Camille’s question about whether Dorit even wanted a dog. I have a theory that LVP repeatedly pushed them to adopt a dog, likely telling them it would help promote the business AND the new show. Because, really, what family in their right minds adopts a puppy when they have kids that young? Anyone with little kids knows how rough they can be and what the risks are.
I’m 100% in support of therapy but Teddi’s therapist could be replaced with a magic 8 ball with fortune cookie messages.
Dorit’s photo shoot – and Erika’s directing – were amateur hour.
Glad LVP is getting exposed but the show would be boring without her.
The ultimate lesson from this season is nothing bonds women more than common hatred of another woman.
Am I the only person who noticed Teddi had her straw fedora on backwards? Unless it was someone who needed help dressing, I’ve never seen anyone do this to a center-crease pinch-front hat.
Can you tell that I only watch the show for what they are wearing? It’s possible that this is some exotic California way of creasing a fedora, to which I can only say, it looks stupid.
I totally notice the hat, I did like the way it looked on her and was wondering if was a certain style or if it just looked better backwards or a booboo.
*noticed
This mess (puppygate) is solely Dorrit’s god damn fault. If she had initially contacted Vanderpump dogs to inform them the dog wasn’t suitable for her family, then Lucy would have been returned and found a new owner. Lisa did want to shame her and got her employees and Teddi to get the job done. Lisa is a liar and Teddi hasn’t got any accountability. But at the end of the day……all this crap stems from Dorrit’s actions.