BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Here is the recap you all did not know that you needed, Summer House! That’s right, Summer House. We are two episodes in, so this is a quick catch up guide. You will be all caught up and ready to delve into the Hamptons happenings with me (Pop Culture Kelly) and the gang.
KYLE COOKE AND AMANDA BATULA
Kyle Cooke is back with his girlfriend Amanda Batula. In case you missed last season, they are the only Summer House couple. Kyle cheated on Amanda, the details are hazy as to when it happened. But ,they are together and going strong. There was a lot of drama in the off season with Kamanda, Danielle Olivera and Lindsay Hubbard. In short, Kyle sent a 17 page email to everyone detailing how upset Amanda was after the last reunion. Lindsay and Danielle took exception to receiving any emails over 3 pages so they did what anyone would do. They unfollowed Amanda on social media. Everyone has since kissed and made up.
LINDSAY HUBBARD
Lindsay is single Lindsay again. Besides the Kyle and Amanda drama, that’s really all I’ve got. She took her top off playing cornhole, which is really the only interesting thing that’s happened since her arrival.
DANIELLE OLIVERA
Danielle is coming in hot this season. Seeing her old castmates get the boot has motivated her to keep her bed in Summer House, I guess. Danielle drunkenly started a fight at the group dinner but was quickly shut down. She likes Jordan, one of the three newbies in the house. She is constantly talking about getting the “D” over the summer, which is super classy. I predict she will be the trainwreck of the season.
HANNAH BERNER
Hannah is a past tennis pro who is currently a social media influencer. She seems fun and light but has not made a strong impression yet. She works with Paige and Jordan, the other two newbies. I like the new additions so far.
PAIGE DESORBO
Paige is a sheltered, somewhat prissy newbie who LOVES dinner. She gets very upset if any drama interferes with dinner. I’m not sure if she watched the show before joining, but dinners tend to get ruined in the Summer House. She’s a beautiful girl who has already caught the eye of Carl. I do not see her falling for him, but stranger things have happened.
CARL RADKE
We are presented this season with Carl 3.0. Once a proud “f*ckboy”, he has vowed to tone down his horny ways. Carl claims to be focused on work and being single over the summer. He has also claimed to have learned from his past mistakes of hooking up with a roommate. He has set his sights on new roommate Paige. So my feeling is that we are presented with a toned down Carl 1.0.
JORDAN VERROI
I’m not sure if anyone can love Jordan the way Jordan loves Jordan, but Danielle will give it a try! He’s very proud of his looks, especially his abs. He likes Danielle but who knows how far that will go. He attends church services by watching them online every Sunday.
I hope this little guide has gotten everyone caught up. Please join me every Monday night for Hamptons shenanigans with the Summer House crew. We’re off to a slow start, but I think things will heat up soon!
Yay, I watch this mess! I love me some Peter pan syndrome and drunken boob outings (I guess lol, ’cause I watch)!
Waiting on youngster’s last game, gorgeous here in Vegas, getting my vitamin D the right way today! Thank you PCK for this silly great news!
I’m so happy you will be watching Kipper!!! Get your Vitamin D on love and I hope the youngster did well!
Thanks for the recap. Danielle was one of my favorites last season but she, and Lindsay have already managed to get on my nerves this season. So far I do like the newbies. I had hoped Kyle had slowed down a little on his drinking & frat boy behavior since he’s in his mid-30’s, but looks like that didn’t happen.
Thanks Terri! I like the newbies minus Jordan. Cannot stand him. I really like Hannah. She’s just kind of stumbled on there somehow lol
What happened to Danielle! Last season she was boring and now she’s hot mess! I guess you are right, she is def trying to keep her paycheck!
That’s what I suspect but I hope she calms down. She reminds me of Lauren the Wirkus twin now and there’s a reason why Lauren is gone!
I am ever so pleased those damn twins aren’t on this season. Omg they were annoying. They always felt like they were I. Charge of everyone and everything. There is a part of me that likes Carl, he is so good to his mom and adores her. I do love Lindsey also, she is one of my favorites.
I am so happy the twins aren’t on too! GAG!
I don’t mind Carl so much, but I get sick of his constant skinny jeans.
Jordan seems incredibly not straight to me. And his abs are weird looking imo.
I’m glad there is a recap for this show too! But I thought the second episode was on tonight…
I pretty much liked Kyle and Amanda previously, but a 17 page email is ridiculous!
I agree with you two! I have a soft spot for Carl. The twins were obnoxious and yes, 17 page email is just beyond
I like Lindsey if she is the blonde with short hair. All of her stills from the previews are very pretty. The other girls have a lot of weird expression to sort through before I can find a good one. That’s all I got. 🙂
I like Lindsay too. She’s gorgeous. Hahah they do have weird expressions but are very pretty on the show.
Whoa! POPCULTUREKELLY, I thought was season two, lol, then double checked and it’s season three!! I only watched 2-3 episodes of season one, none of two, so I will commit to check out season three. I appreciate you recapping and will give it a try.
(I am a bit jealous how they get to party every weekend in the Hamptons, and easily cruise back to work in New York City on Monday morning. I don’t know how old they are but still……)
Haha thank you!! Yes please let me know what you think! I am soooo jealous of them. I even look at alcohol and I need 3 days to recover lol. I don’t know how they do it either. I think they range from mid 20’s to mid 30’s. God bless them.
Tamara, you are really making me want to watch this show, which is why I usually start watching theses shows…..
On an unrelated note, I’m sitting here watching American Idol, and Evelyn from “90 Day Fiancé” just auditioned. Her husband, David, was there to support her.
I just pulled the photos. The recap is all Pop Culture Kelly!
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OMG ONCE AGAIN Tamara delivers!!!!
I could NOT find a recap of this show and I was beyond bummed. Thank you Kelly & Tamara!!!!
Ahh Danielle I’m so happy you’re so happy! The show is finally heating up!
Thanks, PCK and T!
Best line: “I’m not sure anyone can love Jordan as much as Jordan loves Jordan” !
Even Kyle and Carl have some self-deprecating humor that is charming.
Although Lindsay and Everett often had a volatile relationship, I thought they were being overly dramatic for ratings. They have great chemistry.
Don’t miss the twins, do miss Steven
Hahaha I mean…it’s true! And he’s just getting worse. Oh I like Kyle and Carl too! They seem to be in on the joke and not take themselves too seriously. It makes them good tv for sure. Oh I think Lindsay and Everett were exactly like that off camera too. Last night on WWHL Lindsay said they are finally done and that he has a new girlfriend. I don’t know if that will work out but they’re best apart I think.
Yes!! Love this show. I think it is because they are more normal people with real jobs. Love Kyle as a tv boyfriend, but I could not be with someone so immature in real life. Also glad the twins and Stephen are gone. Talk about negative energy. If the twins cannot control you, they are done with you. So far, I am enjoying the new people. Thanks for the recap 🙂
You’re welcome and THANK YOU for reading! Yes they were super negative. I like the newbies (minus Jordan).
Has anyone seen that Shep Rose was thrown out of the VIP tent at Sawgrass for being rude, causing a commotion and trying to start a dance party? He’s 39! I guess S ‘Charm’ and I use the term loosely feels as if it has to turn up the Peter Pan syndrome to keep up with the youngsters on shows like SH.
Haaa! No, I didn’t see that! Thanks for posting it!
What an idiot!
This show is like the vanderpump group in 10 years. Richer but still petty and drunk. Lindsey is back with a new set of reality star fake boobs and her contribution to the show is showing them whenever she’s on screen. Not looking forward to her inevitable argument with Everett. Amanda is getting controlling. Surely Kyle doesn’t have to ask her if he can buy a jello shot machine. Carl is worried about making his sales quota but his paycheck from this show will keep him afloat. New girls have a good sense of humor and a good sense of self. Jordan, don’t believe everything you read about yourself. You might be a good guy but check that ego.
Amanda is the only one I can’t decide if I like or not. When she’s with the girls she’s fine, when she’s with Kyle she seems super needy and controlling. But I like everyone else except Jordan.
Omggggggg. I am so happy that you are recapping this show PCK (if we may call u that)…… I love this show bcz it is indeed VPR but with a little more $$$ (ohhhh and jobs) but couldn’t find any recaps anywhere else. I guess one of the reasons I love it is bcz I love the beach in the summer–even tho they’re hardly ever on it. But still I love the idea of being “down the shore” in the summer. (That’s Jersey speak for going to the beach). Again, thank you thank you thank you PCK. Looking forward to your writings.
Awwe thank you Cindy! Please call me anything you want (except for Jordan! haha). Yeah they seem to have really cool lives being in the city during the week and the Hamptons on the weekends. We can live vicariously through them!
I’m so happy you will be watching Kipper!!! Get your Vitamin D on love!!!
I haven’t made up my mind yet about Jordan. I think he may be gay & just too religious to come out of the closet. He tries a little too hard and usually that’s an act. I’ve known quite a few people like that. Keep up the great work.
As of right now I hate Jordan. Maybe it will change and you’re probably right but I just can’t get past his doucheness. Thank you!!! I look forward to hearing your take on last night’s episode!
I feel like Jordan is a pretentious asshole that hides behind his religious background (I have absolutely nothing against anybody who believes in any religion or any individual in any culture and by no means am I attacking that ) however, Jordan, he is next level asshole. From what I have seen this season is he thinks he can treat people whatever way he wants. Seriously who does he think he is treating women (Danielle in particular) like a side piece when he wants. It’s disgusting. Danielle deserves so much better! Also pretty happy the twins aren’t on this season. Way too much drama – I mean I know it makes good tv but that was just stupid
Also I hope Kyle can get it together ! No judgment whatsoever but Amanda is a few years younger and she knows what she wants in life and a partner. I understand Kyle wants to have fun, but he is also in a committed relationship and 35 years old. I’m not saying his age should stop him from having fun, but he still needs to have a little common sense and have better control of himself. Especially with him trying to promote himself and businesses but then putting himself on national tv , it might reflect him badly and I know he’s a good guy and doesn’t deserve that.
Pop Culture Kelly! Glad to see you’re recapping this shiz-show that I’ve enjoyed since the beginning.
I agree with the commenter who said that they don’t think Jordan is necessarily straight. My gaydar is off the charts on him. He also seems like a guy who’s trying to F his way into being straight.
I miss Steven from last season just a bit but not any Wirkus – circus girls.