Love After Lockup Finale: Prison Blues To Wedding Bells

It’s the season finale of Love After Lockup and I am going to really try to get through this quickly because it is a two-hour episode and I didn’t budget for that!

Caitlyn And Matt

Caitlyn is going to court to see what the story is with Matt who has been in jail for possession of a stolen car. Why, girl, WHY? You don’t need this shit. He doesn’t deserve you! They argue over video chat because he wants her to bail him out of jail after his court date. She says it all depends on if he even gets bail and how much it is and he hangs up on her.

Caitlyn goes to court with Matt’s mother to find out Matt’s fate. Bail was set at $25,000. Caitlyn and Matt’s mom both cry. He can be bailed out for $7,500 in cash. Was that lower due to the attorney’s request? Because, Caitlyn says she can get him out for $750. She’s going to bail him out. His mom says she has never bailed him out. She cautions her against it. She says that Caitlyn is setting herself up to be a prison wife. If he runs, she is on the hook for $7,500. Welcome to Love After Lockup.

Caitlyn Makes A Big Mistake

So Caitlyn apparently uses her Love After Lockup money to bail Matt out. I’m not sure how she put up collateral on $7,500 though. I though you had to do that. But when Matt gets out, instead of coming home to her, he goes to a friend’s house. WTF? And we see him driving some car he doesn’t own.  Wait, he has been out for a week and is avoiding her? Now he is going to the house because he needs his clothes? This guy!

When he gets to the house, Caitlyn is doing laundry. Matt just starts being a dick to her. She is the only reason he is not in jail! Caitlyn is packing and moving out of his mom’s house. This seems to make Matt mad. He runs after her asking her when the last time she fucked him was? She says probably right before he started fucking someone else.

Caitlyn drives off crying. Matt goes to play with the dog.

Update: Matt and Caitlyn are still broken up. Matt is awaiting trial. He is living with his new girlfriend. WTF?

Lizzie and Scott

 After their big blowup last week where Scott actually walked away from Lizzie, Scott has stopped taking her calls. Lizzie tracks him down and wakes him up and an even bigger argument happens. Scott got the credit card bill from her little shopping spree with her girlfriend to the tune of $2,000.  He’s pissed. He is also broke. And depressed. He tells Lizzie his life is ruining because he spent all of his money on her and now he is left with nothing. Lizzie quickly tells him that if he doesn’t have any money she has no further use for him and storms off. Well, that didn’t take long. I get the feeling we have more drama coming from these two though.

All of this is happening ten days out of prison. Jazmyne is not surprised when her mother comes to cry on her shoulder. She tells her mom to just break off the engagement and move on. But this is the Love After Lockup finale and we are going to drag this out.  Lizzie gives Scott the ring back and tells him she just wants to be friends. Scott says he has loved two people in his life and one of them is her. She tells him he has to go. He throws the ring down the  toilet and goes. She tries to stop him. Why? She just told him to leave! He goes outside crying and asks production to book him a flight home. Where are Lizzie and Jazmyne going to live? Jazmyne doesn’t care. She is just happy Scott is out of the picture.

Life After The Breakup

We see Lizzie “a few months” after the breakup. She is working in a plastics factory. Maybe she can get Scott a job. She is getting along a lot better with her daughter. Lizzie wants us to believe after seven weeks of working at the factory that she has abandoned he life of living of men. She says life is great living paycheck to paycheck. I think she is already working on her next con.

Scott is back in California. He me a girl named Jasmine two weeks ago. He gave her a bike. Apparently, he has moved he in to his house. He has learned nothing. They are just friends. They plan to be together “til death do us part.”

Update: Scott is working to pay off his debts. He and Jasmine are still going slow and steady. Lizzie is not pleased Scott moved on so quickly.

Tracie and Clint

Last week Tracie dumped Clint over a jail phone call. We hoped that was the end of this story. But now, almost a month later she is getting out of jail for over crowding or something. She seems to have lost about forty pounds in there and doesn’t even look like the same person. Did she get crack in jail too? She looks horrible.

So Dumbass Clint is going to pick her up even though he knows she will just take off again.

When he finds her, on the side of the road, the scene is like when a military spouse comes home after a very long tour overseas. It is ridiculous.  Clint expresses his undying love over and over. He promises her they will get through “this.”  Really Clint? Have you looked at her? She’s clearly been using. He has her promise to never leave him again. Then he proposes again. With the ring. I can’t with this. Someone needs to get this man some sort of a mental health monitor to be with him at all times.  He’s needs some sort of aide. Then he tells her to gain some weight.

In is flat black Chevy Camero, Tracie asks, “Was yer parents mad?” I can’t. They promise they are going to live happily ever after.

Update: Clint’s ex-wife fired him from his job. He is working with his parents at the meat market. Clint and Tracie want to renew their vows in front of friends and family.

Britanny and Marcelino

After the sudden Vegas proposal, these two got married with their family and friends there. And by friends, I mean  Britanny’s ex-girlfriends and her son. Her father is also there to walk her down the aisle. The two exchange very meaningful vows. They both cry a lot. It’s kind of sweet.

This was a pretty big, reasonably expensive wedding. They have high hopes for the future.

Update: Brittany and Marcelino had a baby girl, Zoila. They are moving into a new home in Las Vegas.

Megan and Sarah

It’s to the point where I don’t even expect this conversation to happen. But is does. And Sarah is way pregnant at this point. How is that even possible? Sarah informs Megan that she is married to Michael and pregnant with their second baby. Sarah says they have been together almost seven times. She was in her car when they went to Niagara Falls.

Megan is still really defensive. She is really giving Sarah some back talk. Mistakenly, I believed that Megan would be pissed to find out she was played. She would realize she was the sidechick and run home to her daddy. That would be her best move. Instead, these two are going to sit here and argue about who Michael really luhs. This is pathetic.

Megan calls Sarah a “ho.” Sarah storms off to the bathroom. Eventually, the producers wrangle her back to the table. I mean really what is left to say at this point? Why does Sarah need to be further disrespected at this point?

Michael Tries To Get Back With Sarah

Finally, these two decide to quit blaming each other and find out what they need to know. Sarah found out that Megan was a virgin. Then she found out that Megan has met Michael’s family. They both go their separate ways. Both of them are  pissed. They have cautioned each other not to believe anything else he says.

And then, Micheal calls Sarah. He tells Sarah he was planning to break up with Megan. He just never had the chance. Sarah hangs up on him. He calls back and she reams him out again. He finally says he is sorry for what he did to her and their kid. Sarah wants a divorce.

Michael Tries To Get Back With Megan

Megan comes on to tell her dad everything. Her dad is furious. He is such a good father; he says all the right things. Her father  tells Megan she can’t talk to him ever again. She wants answers. Her father tells her that she has her answers and never to speak to him again.

The next day, during an interview, Michael calls her. She asks him if he is really married. He says he is not having that conversation. Why do they keep asking this liar questions thinking they are going to get truthful answers? Why? She hangs up on him.

Michael tries to play the victim card. Michael says he didn’t have a father. He didn’t know what being married met. He was confused. At the end of the day, he still luhs Megan. Then, he says he still luhs Megan. If only he could just do what he wanted whenever he wanted none of this would have happened.

Update: Megan is still in contact with Michael. So is Sarah. Michael is out of jail. Sarah gave birth to their second daughter. It didn’t look like Michael was there.