It’s the season finale of Love After Lockup and I am going to really try to get through this quickly because it is a two-hour episode and I didn’t budget for that!
Caitlyn And Matt
Caitlyn is going to court to see what the story is with Matt who has been in jail for possession of a stolen car. Why, girl, WHY? You don’t need this shit. He doesn’t deserve you! They argue over video chat because he wants her to bail him out of jail after his court date. She says it all depends on if he even gets bail and how much it is and he hangs up on her.
Caitlyn goes to court with Matt’s mother to find out Matt’s fate. Bail was set at $25,000. Caitlyn and Matt’s mom both cry. He can be bailed out for $7,500 in cash. Was that lower due to the attorney’s request? Because, Caitlyn says she can get him out for $750. She’s going to bail him out. His mom says she has never bailed him out. She cautions her against it. She says that Caitlyn is setting herself up to be a prison wife. If he runs, she is on the hook for $7,500. Welcome to Love After Lockup.
Caitlyn Makes A Big Mistake
So Caitlyn apparently uses her Love After Lockup money to bail Matt out. I’m not sure how she put up collateral on $7,500 though. I though you had to do that. But when Matt gets out, instead of coming home to her, he goes to a friend’s house. WTF? And we see him driving some car he doesn’t own. Wait, he has been out for a week and is avoiding her? Now he is going to the house because he needs his clothes? This guy!
When he gets to the house, Caitlyn is doing laundry. Matt just starts being a dick to her. She is the only reason he is not in jail! Caitlyn is packing and moving out of his mom’s house. This seems to make Matt mad. He runs after her asking her when the last time she fucked him was? She says probably right before he started fucking someone else.
Caitlyn drives off crying. Matt goes to play with the dog.
Update: Matt and Caitlyn are still broken up. Matt is awaiting trial. He is living with his new girlfriend. WTF?
Lizzie and Scott
After their big blowup last week where Scott actually walked away from Lizzie, Scott has stopped taking her calls. Lizzie tracks him down and wakes him up and an even bigger argument happens. Scott got the credit card bill from her little shopping spree with her girlfriend to the tune of $2,000. He’s pissed. He is also broke. And depressed. He tells Lizzie his life is ruining because he spent all of his money on her and now he is left with nothing. Lizzie quickly tells him that if he doesn’t have any money she has no further use for him and storms off. Well, that didn’t take long. I get the feeling we have more drama coming from these two though.
All of this is happening ten days out of prison. Jazmyne is not surprised when her mother comes to cry on her shoulder. She tells her mom to just break off the engagement and move on. But this is the Love After Lockup finale and we are going to drag this out. Lizzie gives Scott the ring back and tells him she just wants to be friends. Scott says he has loved two people in his life and one of them is her. She tells him he has to go. He throws the ring down the toilet and goes. She tries to stop him. Why? She just told him to leave! He goes outside crying and asks production to book him a flight home. Where are Lizzie and Jazmyne going to live? Jazmyne doesn’t care. She is just happy Scott is out of the picture.

Life After The Breakup
We see Lizzie “a few months” after the breakup. She is working in a plastics factory. Maybe she can get Scott a job. She is getting along a lot better with her daughter. Lizzie wants us to believe after seven weeks of working at the factory that she has abandoned he life of living of men. She says life is great living paycheck to paycheck. I think she is already working on her next con.
Scott is back in California. He me a girl named Jasmine two weeks ago. He gave her a bike. Apparently, he has moved he in to his house. He has learned nothing. They are just friends. They plan to be together “til death do us part.”
Update: Scott is working to pay off his debts. He and Jasmine are still going slow and steady. Lizzie is not pleased Scott moved on so quickly.
Tracie and Clint
Last week Tracie dumped Clint over a jail phone call. We hoped that was the end of this story. But now, almost a month later she is getting out of jail for over crowding or something. She seems to have lost about forty pounds in there and doesn’t even look like the same person. Did she get crack in jail too? She looks horrible.
So Dumbass Clint is going to pick her up even though he knows she will just take off again.
When he finds her, on the side of the road, the scene is like when a military spouse comes home after a very long tour overseas. It is ridiculous. Clint expresses his undying love over and over. He promises her they will get through “this.” Really Clint? Have you looked at her? She’s clearly been using. He has her promise to never leave him again. Then he proposes again. With the ring. I can’t with this. Someone needs to get this man some sort of a mental health monitor to be with him at all times. He’s needs some sort of aide. Then he tells her to gain some weight.
In is flat black Chevy Camero, Tracie asks, “Was yer parents mad?” I can’t. They promise they are going to live happily ever after.
Update: Clint’s ex-wife fired him from his job. He is working with his parents at the meat market. Clint and Tracie want to renew their vows in front of friends and family.
Britanny and Marcelino
After the sudden Vegas proposal, these two got married with their family and friends there. And by friends, I mean Britanny’s ex-girlfriends and her son. Her father is also there to walk her down the aisle. The two exchange very meaningful vows. They both cry a lot. It’s kind of sweet.
This was a pretty big, reasonably expensive wedding. They have high hopes for the future.
Update: Brittany and Marcelino had a baby girl, Zoila. They are moving into a new home in Las Vegas.

Megan and Sarah
It’s to the point where I don’t even expect this conversation to happen. But is does. And Sarah is way pregnant at this point. How is that even possible? Sarah informs Megan that she is married to Michael and pregnant with their second baby. Sarah says they have been together almost seven times. She was in her car when they went to Niagara Falls.
Megan is still really defensive. She is really giving Sarah some back talk. Mistakenly, I believed that Megan would be pissed to find out she was played. She would realize she was the sidechick and run home to her daddy. That would be her best move. Instead, these two are going to sit here and argue about who Michael really luhs. This is pathetic.
Megan calls Sarah a “ho.” Sarah storms off to the bathroom. Eventually, the producers wrangle her back to the table. I mean really what is left to say at this point? Why does Sarah need to be further disrespected at this point?
Michael Tries To Get Back With Sarah
Finally, these two decide to quit blaming each other and find out what they need to know. Sarah found out that Megan was a virgin. Then she found out that Megan has met Michael’s family. They both go their separate ways. Both of them are pissed. They have cautioned each other not to believe anything else he says.
And then, Micheal calls Sarah. He tells Sarah he was planning to break up with Megan. He just never had the chance. Sarah hangs up on him. He calls back and she reams him out again. He finally says he is sorry for what he did to her and their kid. Sarah wants a divorce.
Michael Tries To Get Back With Megan
Megan comes on to tell her dad everything. Her dad is furious. He is such a good father; he says all the right things. Her father tells Megan she can’t talk to him ever again. She wants answers. Her father tells her that she has her answers and never to speak to him again.
The next day, during an interview, Michael calls her. She asks him if he is really married. He says he is not having that conversation. Why do they keep asking this liar questions thinking they are going to get truthful answers? Why? She hangs up on him.
Michael tries to play the victim card. Michael says he didn’t have a father. He didn’t know what being married met. He was confused. At the end of the day, he still luhs Megan. Then, he says he still luhs Megan. If only he could just do what he wanted whenever he wanted none of this would have happened.
Update: Megan is still in contact with Michael. So is Sarah. Michael is out of jail. Sarah gave birth to their second daughter. It didn’t look like Michael was there.
Okay, now tell me all of the WHERE ARE THEY NOW stuff!
Michael is out on parole but he is not in Rochester with Sarah. Looks like he just got out, I don’t know details about his case or anything but his sister has posted recent vids of him and it’s tagged as Georgia then he went live on insta and it’s the same room that vids were filmed in. I thought his family lived in Michigan but yeah regardless he is not living with Sarah.
Apparently when Matt got arrested he had his new gf with him, so he was cheating on Caitlyn when she bailed him out. I would have left his ass in there.
Slow handclap for the realest reality show on TV. Thank you for recapping.
Brittany and Marcelino, they might be alright.
Poor Caitlin, thankfully he left her and made it easier for her to stay away from him.
Matt is literally the worst.
Megan and Sara are gluttons for punishment.
Brittany has not convinced me she is really in love, even after saying the vows. I wish them luck though.
Clint and Tracie are a match made in heaven. ??
Tracey looked bloody horrendous! She must have been on something in jail surely?
Oh lord where to begin! Lizzie is trash and I hope that whoever that lady Scott found is good to him. Lizzie proves everyone right by up and leaving him when he said he was broke that was gut wrenching.
Caitlyn and Matt. She seems to have some skeletons in her closet as well, I read somewhere else she’s still technically married and has a child? I hope she find happiness. I feel like she tried with Matt because of her Past issues with her mother.
Tracie and Clint.. I believe they are both using. Isn’t he in Jail now or was in jail?
Mike and Sarah and Megan.. sigh. They both need to move on. I know Sarah has kids with him but he didn’t care with the first child what makes you think he’s gonna care now? Megan, girl, listen to you father… please!
Brittney and Marcelino.. I have hope for them. I hope they last and I love her little boy, he’s the cutest!
I’ve never watched this series but I luhs the racaps and comments!
Clint and tracie are 100% using.
I feel bad for Megan, because she will never find a man as good as her father. I’m glued to this and 60 days in
– We waited weeks for that damn meg/sarah meeting and it was something. I actually felt really bad for Sarah. That poor girl is a lot younger, was pregnant, stressed, showed up and got TOTALLY disrespected by the side chick. Sorry girl.
– I do kind of want Megan’s dad to be my dad though.
-Lizzie, BRA-VO. She killed the cell game for all female inmates moving forward AND straight up made a grown man cry on TV. He’s a fool but shes just evil. So you can’t help me out???!!!!
-Matt’s life will always be what it is. Sad.
-Brit/Marce I hope it works. I liked her the most.
-Clint’s poor, sweet, gentle parents. I hope they can eventualy hire some kind of companion for Clint and retire somewhere far away.
I love this show. I can’t wait for it to come back.
So, why are the timelines all screwed up. Like Sarah and Brittany have gone through months of a pregnancy but Lizzie and Scott’s timeline has spanned a painful 10 days in a hotel?
I think the true reality show I want to see is about Clint’s parents. Do they have other kids? Did they buy him his car? Did they pay the rental car company for the loss? There’s so much about them I would like to know.
Brittany and Marcellino sort of turned out ok, right? I mean, she’s not back in jail so there’s that.
I cannot believe Caitlyn bailed Matt out. I so appreciated his mother’s honesty about never having bailed him out. He’s a douche and he’s incredibly selfish. Can we meet his new gf on the Summer season? I’d love to hear her story.
Scott and Lizzie—oh Scott and Lizzie. She used the hell out of him. I’m still reeling from the $300 she spent at the gas station within minutes of getting out of jail. I appreciate that you grabbed the pic of her two fisting cocktails during her first free dinner. I hope Scott’s new gf doesn’t take him for a ride.
Megan and Sarah and Michael. Good lord. Michael is a chucklehead but no more so than the ladies he’s fooled into his “luh” lair. Sarah came off as a bad ass and a woman who appears quite capable of taking care of herself and her kids. I hope she and Megan move on and find some dudes who are not living life in jail.
After all of Caitlyn’s wanting to get married and have babies, she never divorced her husband. Hmmm.
Brittany and Marcelino had have another ceremony after he got out of his marriage. He wanted to annul the marriage with the reason that he was married to a blood relative that was to close to being illegal.
Notice that independent Lizzie was,driving the car Scott bought her? After eight Dui convictions how does she have a DL?
Don’t care about the truple, they deserve each other. I feel for those poor children.
Clint, bless your heart. Traci, wow, just Wow. We are supposed to believe the weight loss is because you didn’t like jail food?
Traci has posted on SM that they are together and happy.
So Marcelo has been married before
I was surprised when Matt’s mother said she had never bailed him out. He was so entitled with Kaitlyn on that call about getting bailed out. Was that the same car that Scott bought that LIzzie was driving?
I can’t believe how different Traci looks! When her scene started I seriously had to pause then rewind. Is her change from doing drugs or is she strung out?? I just kept saying oh my god over n over.
Brittney’s son is so friggin cute!!
Scott seems to have offered himself as a doormat to another woman, hopefully she’s a good person
Caitlin’s story reminds me of that Aesop’s fable where an alligator helps a mouse cross a river promising no harm but then eats him anyway cuz he’s an alligator ( I might have gotten the animals wrong)