It’s the finale of 60 Days In and I am already excited about next weeks reunion where we see Abner come face to face with David. But first, we have to see how Sheriff Mark Lamb handles the shitstorm of problems that David has caused. Also, we have to get everyone extracted.
Last week, Abner gave the distress signal to the cameras. I never thought I’d see that happen. While Sheriff Lamb may not know yet that David also blew Abner’s cover, but Abner does and he is ready to hightail it out of there!
Unfortunately, the rest of the pod is up uncharacteristically early and getting ready to pounce on Abner. Will production pull him out in time? To make things worse, apparently there is a guy called Mad Dog who is the head of all the Chicanos in Pinal County Jail and he is housed in a high-security pod across the hall. Somehow, the guys see him through the window. This is bad. Also, there was some sign language communication going on and Abner knows it is about to go down.
At what seems to be the last minute, Abner is pulled for a visit. He meets with Sheriff Lamb who is a lot happier to see him than he was David. When Abner got out he said he lost himself a bit in jail and got back to that criminal mindset. But when he got out in the sun, he remember who he really is.
At this point, the whole jail knows that 60 Days In is there. Mark is the last male still in with the population. Josh, head of the WOODS, has decided he wants all the whites to be moved out of H200 because of the cameras. It is bizarre to me how the inmates decide what pod they are in. Josh says, “If you mess with the cameras again, I’m going to beat your fucking head in.” He probably was just making a general announcement, but production made it look like he was talking to Mark.
Mark is clearly freaking out and trying to stay calm and read his Bible. Meanwhile, the sheriffs are trying to figure out the best way to extract Mark. I say, quick and in a hurry is the best way!
Mark gets called by the guards to “roll up.” All his buddies think he is going to the military dorm. He is the only person whose cover was not blown this season. Good work, Mark. All the inmates literally pat “Preacher”on the back. It’s kind of sweet. Later, Mark is shocked David blew his cover, and it seems he still doesn’t really believe it. However, he is thrilled to be out because, “that sucked and he’s ready to go home.” But he is also irritated that he didn’t complete the mission. The mission is complete David, 60 days or not. You are the hero of the season!
F300 Brooke, Vivian, Jazmyn
These girls were made pretty much from the moment they came in. Because, they didn’t listen to direction and hung out together. Now that the rumors are everywhere, they are in danger. Thanks, David.
Trisha thinks they are undercover cops. But, she doesn’t seem to connect them to the cameras yet. Trisha gives an interview saying that Brooke put in a kite on her. She knows everything that was on the kite. Where did she get that information? Why don’t they ask her about that?
Brooke ties her hair back confronts Trisha about telling everyone she’s a snitch. She would have taken off her earrangs if they were allowed to have them. You go girl! So, Trisha lies and backs all the way down. As Jazmyn said on the phone to whoever she is talking to during all this, “Barbie turned to G.I. Joe up in this bitch!”
Sheriff Lamb And The Other Sheriffs Meet With David
Just the way David walks in to this meeting makes me want them to arrest him and throw his ass back in the pod. This fool really doesn’t think he did anything wrong. First, David lies on his father. Then, he seems to lecture the sheriffs. This kid should never be on any police force anywhere ever. He’s a loose cannon who believes his own hype. Apparently, His mama or somebody told him he is all that and he firmly believes it. Ignorance really is bliss, y’all. Judge Judy needs to show up to remind him that looks fade, but dumb is forever. Then, they send David‘s ass packing.
The Girls Get Pulled Out
First, Vivian gets pulled out. She is thrilled. Brooke is pissed. She sees herself as in the most danger. So, she thought she would go first. I can see her point. But, she seems to have handled the issued. Pulling Brooke out first might have been a bit too obvious. I’m kind of pissed too. I mean I just learned her name!
With Vivian gone, Jazmyn is nervous. Vivian had her back. Calm down girl, you still have G. I. Jane in there with you! Then, Jazmyn is called to roll out. Now,Brooke may lose her mind. Are the pulling all these girls on the same day? Lots of girls hug Jazmyn when she leaves. One cries. Then, Brooke gets on the phone to complain to someone and brushes off Jazmyn’s hug, Trisha may be on lockdown. She was upstairs talking through the tray slit. “Mutherfucker,” she called out to someone. Is Brooke going to have to fight this bitch?
Brooke is in the pod alone. Finally, Brooke gets told to roll out. Then,Trisha says she scared them off.
The Participants On The Outside
Abner out and in his hotel room, but he is still thinking about David and how he put his life at risk. Nobody saw this coming from David.
Jazmyn says the experience was the most challenging of her life, and she never gave up. She’s so happy and proud of her self. Later,Jazmyn cries when she sees the hotel room with the big king-sized bed, and hot Chinese food and drinks. And for some reason my keyboard is really blurry. She thanks production for all of it. She is so grateful.
Mark says as a superfan he thought maybe some of it was staged. It can’t be as hard as it looks. He says it is a lot harder than he ever imagined. Later, Mark heads to his hotel room. He has a pizza in his room! He’s more than a little excited. He deserves all the pizzas!
Vivian is proud of herself for making it to the end. Her biggest goal was not to give up. Later, Vivian is excited her bathroom has two rolls of good toilet paper.
Brooke loves the clean smell of her hotel room. She is excited about the private shower.
The Participants Meet Up
The three girls meet for drinks at the bar. They are proud none of them tapped out. I think this is the first season ever no one has tapped out. Well, except for Steve and he really doesn’t count. He didn’t make it a week.
Mark and Abner met for a beer. Abner admits he lost himself in there. Mark says he did somethings he wasn’t happy with in there to survive as well. Abner tells him that David was the rat that got them all pulled out. Mark is pissed.
All the girls had some good information. The sheriffs seemed to discount Brooke a little bit like she had done something to piss them off. But they weren’t that way with the other two. I though Jazmyn had a surprising amount of information. She said the people with not support and no commissary band together to steal from those who do have it. She pointed out that the older women in the pod were often victimized by the younger crew.
In the end, Sheriff Lamb was pleased with the feedback.
Mark said some of the guards were showing favoritism when they brought in things like the razors so they could shave. Brooke and Vivian said the same thing about the searches. Also, the favorites didn’t have any consequences.
Abner says he ran the pod and there guards only came in to mop up the blood. He says the sign language to people outside of the pod needs to be stopped. He says the jail needs to be integrated and they need to tell new inmates that at the gate. Abner tells Mark that David put everyone’s life at risk.
It’s the reunion! Holy Crap, Mark steps to Steve ready to fight! Then, the guys tell Steve he was too scared to complete the program. One of the sheriffs calls Steve a little punk! I cannot WAIT for this reunion! Everyone drags David.