Okay, I have been awake for 45 seconds. Let’s see what Wendy Williams has to say about her marriage. Or her divorce. First of all, she didn’t look like that. She had on a short wig with a middle part. It was not her best wig. She wort either a long sleeve black dress that feel just about her ankles or a shirt and skirt. It kind of looked like the latter.
She gonna lie.
She Was Very Sick
I got up for this? She says she’s not quite a hypochondriac..she’s a “hyp” She’s talking about her thyroid. and her Graves disease. and her vertigo. And now she is a hypochondriac. You know, Wendy Williams who hasn’t missed a show in ten years until this year. She thinks her many doctors. She says “I am happy to tell you that I am doing swell.”
Actually, we can’t see where she is “swell” because she is in a head to toe black dress all the way to her ankles with long sleeves.
Nothing To See Here
Then she says, “and then.” Oh she’s gonna say something now, right?” Nope. She says that it is not a big thing for Kevin and Kevin to come with her to the doctor. Yeah, it kind of is. Kevin is supposed to be away at college. Your husband is usually with his girlfriend. So all three of you “going to the doctor” would be a big thing.
She is talking really fast.
“So we are spending time as a family, the Hunters…You know I’m Wendy Hunter. We’re spending time as a family. And I just wanted to take some time for myself. Now you know, I am my own best friend. You know that. I’ve told you that forever.”
She Went To The Gym For Two Hours Every Day
“So, I’m at home and I’m taking my thyroid meds and I’m meditating…. Oh believe me you! Believe me you! (I’m lying, I’m lying) I’m going to the gym seven days a week for two hours a day. (But you can’t come to work for a couple of hours during sweeps? What about your thyroid and your Graves disease, and your veritgo? That was all okay at the gym?) Believe me you. Then she starts telling people with no health insurance to go to emergent care for treatment. “It’s not all gunshots and stuff! ?They are nice people there. WTF?”
Why is she talking about urgent care? I thought we were talking about how great she felt working out two hours a day while other people were hosting her show?
She Feels Great!
“And that young Kevin, he doesn’t care about much of anything. Ma? Are you okay? Good. What about me?Jerks at 18.”
“So I was doing that… and this should not be new. I’m always saying that. Take care of yourself… And I sorry it took 40 or 50 days…I know it’s been a long time. I’m sorry! But I have to say, it’s not going to happen anymore. And I feel GOOD!”
I’ll have what she’s having.
Let’s Talk About Liars Like Jussie Smollett!
So she came you and suck up the audience welcome for almost two minutes. Then she told lies for five minutes exactly. Then she moved on to Jussie Smollett. Is she really going to talk about Jussie lying when she just told five solid minutes of lies? Yes she is. This is bizarre. She says she never believed him. She says she wants us to leave the show every day saying she taught us something.
The lesson of the day she’s a liar.
Let’s Talk About Children!
She rants about children. She doesn’t like them. Then she says she just needs to be focusing on being a mom. She goes off on a tangent about how she didn’t think he show would last past the six-week sneak peek. She’s off the Jussie Smollett script completely. Then she suddenly starts crying about her son. Next, she says she is all out of tears. Then she talks about not rubbing your face when you cry because it will cause wrinkles.
Sudden shift back to Jussie. She says Fox cut him out of the last two episodes. Then she says when she watched the show she couldn’t even tell they did that. Um, that show has not aired yet. Where is the guy that corrects her and tells her she has her information wrong? Why can’t I remember his name? Norman. Norman is NOT there. Suzanne is there hyping the crowd.
Let’s Talk About Older Women And Younger Men!
In the middle of a story about Pete Davidson dating Kate Beckinsale, she suddenly starts giving us diet tips. It’s a bizarre rant about fast food. The she starts talking about giving your doggie bags from dinner to a homeless person.
No Wait, Let’s Talk About Kevin Hunter!
Suddenly, she says, “I want to shout out to my husband! I’m still wearing my ring. Believe me you (this is her I’m lying phrase that she says over and over) when you have been with someone for 28 years, married for 25 years, She points out they waited four years before doing the baby stuff. Is she trying to say he didn’t marry her because she got pregnant? He’s my best friend and he’s my lover. He’s all this and he’s all that. I know what you’ve been seeing. And I know what the streets have been talking about. But hunty, let me show you who I fell in love with, and who he fell in love with.
She shows a photo of a very large Wendy standing next to him in front of a BMW surrounded by caution tape. I am not kidding. There is caution tape all in this photo. Does she not see the irony of this particular photo? Basically, she says he married her for her when she was fat. She is still very much in love with her husband. She says marriages have ebbs and flows. Marriages are not easy. “Don’t ask me about mine until you see this gone.” ( Points to her ring.) And it ain’t going anywhere. Not in this lifetime.
Fuck It, Let’s Just Throw Cheese At a Gay Guy
Then suddenly we are looking at viral videos of people throwing cheese at their babies. You can’t make this shit up. Is this show even live? Then a gay guy with a plate of cheese comes out so she can throw cheese at him. Her right arm is still a mess. She says ow and then tells us she doesn’t want to get the operation to fix it. How did you hurt your arm again, Wendy Williams?
There were no guests. Next. a guy came out to promote the Michael Jackson documentary currently airing on HBO about his alleged child molestation. Wendy says it was all lies. So the child abuse victims are liars and you are telling the truth, Wendy Williams?
Then. we had the Trendy at Wendy commercial segment. At one point she was selling a jewelry tray of some sort and took of her rings and put them in it. During the segment, the lady picked up her diamond and put it on. Wendy Williams said something about people with bad relationships poisoning her ring. It was odd.
Off To The Audience
I’m wanting someone to shout out “Tell the truth! Wendy!” And then get carted out by security. I feel like this show might have been prerecorded. She thanks all of her fill-in hosts. I guess they heard me and put up a Facebook post of some lady in Canada watching the Wendy Williams Show live.
This reminds me that there are a lot of people out there who don’t know everything we know. That is a must read link if you missed it. They will be like uninformed Lisa Vanderpump fans. They will just think Wendy finally burned out and needed almost two months to recover. Sometimes I wish I lived in blissful ignorance as well. Because, it looks like this is going to have to get even worse before anything gets better. Or, it just might not end well.
Finally, Wendy Williams stood in the audience without assistance. However, there were multiple segments of fifteen to thirty seconds each. In the final tiny segment, she thanked her staff and crew and the more than 100 people who work there. She also thanks her producers. After she thanked them, she said, “But you know, if I ain’t right, there ain’t no show!
So, Wendy Williams returns like nothing happened. She’s going to stand by her man.