Last week on Love After Lockup, Micheal followed in Tracie’s footsteps and became out second felon to recidivate and return to jail. We were also tempted once again with the face to face meeting of Sarah and Megan. I think this may actually happen this week.
I really need to run errands and exercise but I really need to see this episode of Love After Lockup! With two inmates back in jail, things are about to get even crazier!
Tracie and Clint
Clint says he is going to his parents house. He hasn’t seen them in two or three days. Wait! He doesn’t live with them? Oh, apparently, they are threatening to cut him off because of his obsession with Tracie. He wants to explain to them how sorry Tracie is for what she has done.
Clint’s mama starts off the conversation by asking what his future plans are. How long is his goddess incarcerated for this time? He says she will be in for at most two or two and a half years. Really? On the last episode, he said “best case scenario is a year or ten months and the worst case scenario is twenty years.” Clint’s mother thinks Clint is a smart guy. Really? Clint thinks Tracie will change. Really? Bad thinkers seem to run in the family.
I have to pause the DVR due to a sudden urge to moisturize the hell out of my face.
Clint’s mom wants to know what his deal breaker is. His dad suggests it might be if she does drugs again. Well, that is years down the road. He needs an annulment now. Clint says in confessional, if he has to choose between his parents and Tracie, he will pick Tracie.
Tracie Dumps Clint
Tracie has called a couple times since he was with his parents. He notices on the way out of the house. She calls him again. Tracie is pissed that his mother thinks she is a gold digger. She seems to know what is parents are saying and what his friends think. Is production filling her in? She tells Clint she has better things to do than worry about all of that. Because, she is looking at twenty years. Clint hangs up on her in a fit of anger.
She calls back. She keeps asking him if he wants to end it. Then apparently she says she does. Then Clint flies into a furious rage. He screams at production. “She ended it with me! Are you happy! Get this fucking mic off me NOW!” Did Clint’s parents finally wise up and buy her off? Did production? Clint starts hitting and kicking his truck. His mama comes out to see what is going on. He tells her she got her wish. His mama says she will call back.
Brittany and Marcelino
Now that these two are expecting, the travel down the baby aisle in Costco for the first time. I haven’t been to Costco in years. Marcelino is overwhelmed by the entire process. Brittany asks if he ever wonders if he is with the wrong person. He says he does. Probably because she keeps hooking up with her ex-girlfriends. Marcelino bristles at the word, “commitment.”
Later, they go on their first date in downtown Vegas. The come up on a magic trick. It’s all part of Marcelino’s elaborate plan to propose. She said yes. It is his grandmother’s wedding band. She was married for 46 years. That was a quick turnaround from the Costco shopping.
Caitlin and Matt
It looks like maybe I should not have fast forwarded through the whole funeral home scene. Caitlin brings us up to date. After they left the funeral home, where they apparently had a fight, Matt left Caitlin on the side of the road. Why were they doing some sort of couples therapy with the funeral home lately. Caitlin has gone to a nice hotel alone. I think this is a great idea. She takes a couple days to grieve and think.
After a day or so, Matt calls from jail. He was arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle.
Lizzie and Scott
Lizzie talks to Scott about her daughter’s ultimatum. Scott says he can leave and give her time with her daughter. They have a fight about how neither one of them makes eye contact while talking about serious things. Scott is not lying about the sex. He is lying about money. Scott just wants to leave. Lizzie storms out of their little efficiency hotel room.
She stops to do an interview with production, as one does in a fight with their fiancé. When he hears her talking about “his eye doing something” he throws down his microphone pack and storms off toward the elevator. This totally screws up her camera time so she goes to drag him off the elevator. Then, she looks at the camera to make sure they are getting the shot.
Scott liked their relationship better when she was in prison. He still wants to marry her if she is still interested when she finds out he is broke.
Later, Lizzie gives us a lesson on where to hide cell phones in prison. It’s right above your vagina ladies. Remember this is you ever find yourself whoring yourself out in prison.
Sarah and Michael
Sarah goes to talk to her friend Emmy. She has more information from Michael’s parole officer. She has also been through Michael’s phone. The parole officer told Sarah that the reason he was late to his parole meeting was because he had picked another woman, Megan, up from the airport. She was with him in the car when he was arrested.
She also found out from his phone that he was with Megan in Niagara Falls the two days he went missing. While she is talking to Emma, Michael calls from jail. She immediately starts to interrogate him about Niagara Falls. He refused to answer any questions. But instead of hanging up on his dumb ass, she plays the pregnancy card. Finally, Emmy hangs up the phone for her. Sarah has a well-deserved meltdown. She tells Emmy she say videos of Megan pleasuring herself. She knows they are engaged. The were looking for wedding venues. She was shopping for dresses. The sobbing continues, she is a wreck.
Sarah and Megan
Sarah goes to ambush Megan at her hotel. She is furious with Megan. Sarah is not going to give her answers. She is going to get answers. Sarah thinks she is better looking than Megan. One thing is for sure, they are both too pretty to be with Michael. I can believe Sarah would breed with him. TWICE!
Meanwhile, Megan is getting dressed up to go visit Michael in jail. At least she will be looking her best when the other woman arrives. The producers go to Megan and tell her that Sarah is on the way. Megan agrees to talk to her.
Sarah is coming in hot. WHAT THE HELL? My DVR says there is 15 minutes left. But the show ends and we get some sort of Mama June commercial. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS MEETING EVER GOING TO BE AIRED?
Next week is the finale? Maybe?