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Love After Lockup: Sorry Not Sorry

March 2, 2019 by tamaratattles 22 Comments

Clint is miserableLast week on Love After Lockup, Micheal followed in Tracie’s footsteps and became out second felon to  recidivate and return to jail. We were also tempted once again with the face to face meeting of Sarah and Megan. I think this may actually happen this week.

I really need to run errands and exercise but I really need to see this episode of Love After Lockup! With two inmates back in jail, things are about to get even crazier!

Clint's parents sit him down to talk sense into himTracie and Clint

Clint says he is going to his parents house. He hasn’t seen them in two or three days. Wait! He doesn’t live with them? Oh, apparently, they are threatening to cut him off because of his obsession with Tracie. He wants to explain to them how sorry Tracie is for what she has done.

Clint’s mama starts off the conversation by asking what his future plans are. How long is his goddess incarcerated for this time? He says she will be in for at most two or two and a half years. Really? On the last episode, he said “best case scenario is a year or ten months and the worst case scenario is twenty years.” Clint’s mother thinks Clint is a smart guy. Really? Clint thinks Tracie will change. Really?  Bad thinkers seem to run in the family.

I have to pause the DVR due to a sudden urge to moisturize the hell out of my face.

Clint’s mom wants to know what his deal breaker is. His dad suggests it might be if she does drugs again. Well, that is years down the road. He needs an annulment now. Clint says in confessional, if he has to choose between his parents and Tracie, he will pick Tracie.

Clint and Dad on the couch. Dad ask "What is your deal breaker?"Tracie Dumps Clint

Tracie has called a couple times since he was with his parents. He notices on the way out of the house. She calls him again. Tracie is pissed that his mother thinks she is a gold digger. She seems to know what is parents are saying and what his friends think. Is production filling her in? She tells Clint she has better things to do than worry about all of that. Because, she is looking at twenty years. Clint hangs up on her in a fit of anger.

She calls back. She keeps asking him if he wants to end it. Then apparently she says she does. Then Clint flies into a furious rage. He screams at production. “She ended it with me! Are you happy! Get this fucking mic off me NOW!”  Did Clint’s parents finally wise up and buy her off? Did production? Clint starts hitting and kicking his truck. His mama comes out to see what is going on. He tells her she got her wish. His mama says she will call back.

Brittany planning out her life in the Costco
Brittany planning out her life in the Costco

Brittany and Marcelino

Now that these two are expecting, the travel down the baby aisle in Costco for the first time. I haven’t been to Costco in years. Marcelino is overwhelmed by the entire process. Brittany asks if he ever wonders if he is with the wrong person. He says he does. Probably because she keeps hooking up with her ex-girlfriends. Marcelino bristles at the word, “commitment.”

Later, they go on their first date in downtown Vegas. The come up on a magic trick. It’s all part of Marcelino’s elaborate plan to propose. She said yes. It is his grandmother’s wedding band. She was married for 46 years. That was a quick turnaround from the Costco shopping.

Love after lockup Caitlin on side of highway
Oh nothing. Just standing on the side of the highway with my mother’s ashes.

Caitlin and Matt

It looks like maybe I should not have fast forwarded through the whole funeral home scene. Caitlin brings us up to date. After they left the funeral home, where they apparently had a fight, Matt left Caitlin on the side of the road. Why were they doing some sort of couples therapy with the funeral home lately. Caitlin has gone to a nice hotel alone. I think this is a great idea. She takes a couple days to grieve and think.

After a day or so, Matt calls from jail. He was arrested for possession of a stolen vehicle.

lizzie and scott arguing about eye contactLizzie and Scott

Lizzie talks to Scott about her daughter’s ultimatum. Scott says he can leave and give her time with her daughter. They have a fight about how neither one of them makes eye contact while talking about serious things. Scott is not lying about the sex. He is lying about money. Scott just wants to leave. Lizzie storms out of their little efficiency hotel room.

She stops to do an interview with production, as one does in a fight with their fiancé. When he hears her talking about “his eye doing something” he throws down his microphone pack and storms off toward the elevator. This totally screws up her camera time so she goes to drag him off the elevator. Then, she looks at the camera to make sure they are getting the shot.

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Scott liked their relationship better when she was in prison. He still wants to marry her if she is still interested when she finds out he is broke.

Later, Lizzie gives us a lesson on where to hide cell phones in prison. It’s right above your vagina ladies. Remember this is you ever find yourself whoring yourself out in prison.

Sarah on the phone with Micheal Who do you love?Sarah and Michael

Sarah goes to talk to her friend Emmy. She has more information from Michael’s parole officer. She has also been through Michael’s phone. The parole officer told Sarah that the reason he was late to his parole meeting was because he had picked another woman, Megan, up from the airport. She was with him in the car when he was arrested.

She also found out from his phone that he was with Megan in Niagara Falls the two days he went missing. While she is talking to Emma, Michael calls from jail. She immediately starts to interrogate him about Niagara Falls. He refused to answer any questions. But instead of hanging up on his dumb ass, she plays the pregnancy card. Finally, Emmy hangs up the phone for her. Sarah has a well-deserved meltdown. She tells Emmy she say videos of Megan pleasuring herself. She knows they are engaged. The were looking for wedding venues. She was shopping for dresses. The sobbing continues, she is a wreck.

Sarah and Megan confront each otherSarah and Megan

Sarah goes to ambush Megan at her hotel. She is furious with Megan. Sarah is not going to give her answers. She is going to get answers. Sarah thinks she is better looking than Megan. One thing is for sure, they are both too pretty to be with Michael. I can believe Sarah would breed with him. TWICE!

Meanwhile, Megan is getting dressed up to go visit Michael in jail. At least she will be looking her best when the other woman arrives. The producers go to Megan and tell her that Sarah is on the way. Megan agrees to talk to her.

Sarah is coming in hot. WHAT THE HELL? My DVR says there is 15 minutes left. But the show ends and we get some sort of Mama June commercial. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS MEETING EVER GOING TO BE AIRED?

Next week is the finale? Maybe?

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Love After Lockup Tagged With: Angela & Tony, Caitlin & Matt, Clint & Tracie, Entertainment News, Lizzie Kommes, Love After Lockup., Marcelino & Brittany, Megan & Michael, Michael & Sarah, Recap, Recaps, Scott & Lizzie

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  1. WinnielovesKevin says

    March 2, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    I know Clint vehemently denies having a mental disability but maybe they just never told him. Because, seriously?

    There BEST BE a meet up between the girls next week! Enough, WE TV.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      March 2, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      Wait! He is denying having a mental disability? Where does he do that? Social media?

      He probably just has an IQ around 80. Kinda like Teresa Giudice.

      Reply
      • The Shadiest Grove says

        March 3, 2019 at 5:39 am

        He and Tracie are all over social media denying he has any type of mental disability. Apparently, he chooses to present himself in this manner to us. According to Clint’s twitter. I don’t think they ever told him, his parents seem to coddle and overcompensate a lot.

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      • The Shadiest Grove says

        March 3, 2019 at 5:40 am

        Deceased and cremated at the Teresa shade TT. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

        Reply
  2. Carson says

    March 2, 2019 at 8:34 pm

    So Matt STOLE A CAR?!? I’m sorry but I need more info on THAT. He’s on parole, he knows he’s on parole, and he just up and steals a car? Who does that??

    I think he just really wanted to go back to jail where he can be taken care of. We’ve already heard him piss and moan about not even knowing how to do his own laundry and he’s made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t want to get a job. With Caitlin insisting they get an apartment I think he took the easy way out but… I would really like to hear what happened and how he ended up back in jail again.

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    • tamaratattles says

      March 2, 2019 at 9:11 pm

      The warrant listed the charge s “possession of a stolen vehicle.” It could be that he borrowed a car from a friend that was stolen. Or they just don’t have the evidence to prove he stole it.

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      • The Shadiest Grove says

        March 3, 2019 at 5:42 am

        He’s also crashed 2 of Caitlyn’s vehicles and I believe he was arrested again for that too because he didn’t have her permission and she had no idea he had the car so she thought it was stolen. This show is insanely addictive. The things we don’t see would be off the wall.

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  3. Realitybytes says

    March 2, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    I’ve never actually seen an episode of this but I’m addicted to the recaps of this train wreck of a show……. I’m not surprised at all that most of the participants are back in jail . Thank you for another great recap!!!

    Reply
  4. Cathyrid says

    March 2, 2019 at 10:14 pm

    Don’t have proof but have heard that Caitlyn reported her car stolen after matt dropped her. I also love the multiplying pizza boxes in her hotel room. She needs a break and pizza!
    Clint has stated on his SM that there is nothing wrong with him. We all still agree to disagree. Someone needs to return that rental car before i go insane. Clint’s dad, you’re up. Take care of that please. Bless his heart.
    I’m wondering if Scott is egging on this argument so he has an excuse to leave before Lizzie finds out he is broke. Coward.
    Brittany, better drop that girlfriend now, you made your choice.
    I’m like everyone else, the showdown with Sarah and MMQ needs to happen already!
    Thanks for recapping, I just love this sh!+ show!

    Reply
  5. Strumpetfeet says

    March 2, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    Is it just me? Or did anyone else noticed Lizzy slurring last night? Maybe I’m wrong.

    Reply
  6. Strumpetfeet says

    March 2, 2019 at 11:21 pm

    sorry about the double post I’m super tired

    Reply
  7. The Shadiest Grove says

    March 3, 2019 at 5:50 am

    Sarah should have been a real woman about the situation. My grandfather cheated on my grandmother and had 6 children outside of their marriage on top of my 9 aunts and uncles. My grandmother never confronted any of those women with any hostility, she met with all of them to get specifics, when, where, how many times, what did he tell you about our children, what did he tell you about me…

    After gathering all the evidence, she called a family meeting with both families, exposed his trifling ass amd introduced all the children to each other. I say all this to say, a real woman knows her man just like Sarah knows Michael. She even said that he probably has another one incase something happens with Megan.

    Ladies let’s do better. Gentlemen let’s do better. We all gotta watch out because we know some boys and girls are only about that thing. Also trying to imply she looks better than Megan, I hate when people do that. It’s so ugly. She walks in expecting Megan tp respect her as the wife but her own husband doesn’t respect her.

    I’m going to need a short season of where are they now with both season 1 and 2 participants before season 3 airs.

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    • Disgusted says

      March 3, 2019 at 12:43 pm

      As for these girls’ looks,I agree, it’s ugly and uncalled for. Quite honestly I think they are both beautiful but Megan should absolutely show Sarah respect as she is his wife and if their social media accounts – including Michaels own sister – are to believed at all Megan knew he was married and didn’t care. Michael is horrible and the one at fault and does not deserve either women but Sarah has every right to feel wronged a hell of a lot more than Megan. Megan should be empathetic to his wife not belligerent as it looks to be in previews. Bottle line Sarah was being a real woman in a moment of being blind sided and your insinuation otherwise is uncalled for.

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      • tamaratattles says

        March 3, 2019 at 1:26 pm

        We have seen nothing to indicate that Megan knew Michael was married.

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        • Strumpet feet says

          March 3, 2019 at 2:34 pm

          I agree I think she thinks Sarah is just the baby mama. I feel bad for Megan‘s family though. They seem so grounded. I hope she’s smart and gets rid of him let Sarah have them if that’s what she wants.

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        • Disgusted says

          March 3, 2019 at 11:41 pm

          There was an exchange that I followed between Megan, Sarah, and Michaels sister but you’re right these are only allegations against Megan at this time. Sarah is claiming to have an email that she plans to post when she’s allowed to that supposedly proves that Megan knew. I feel bad for both women and hope they both move on to someone better however I do think Sarah deserves more sympathy than she is getting. She’s getting dragged a lot more than Megan.I guess I have more sympathy for her because I’ve been blind sided myself so I admit my bias. Love your site TT although I rarely comment. I do love 60 Days In and only started watching because I read your recap.

          Reply
  8. Macaroni Mama says

    March 3, 2019 at 6:50 am

    The more LIVID Clint is, the more his head resembles a shriveling jack o lantern ?. I want to stick a candle in him.

    Reply
  9. Vickie80 says

    March 3, 2019 at 8:57 am

    I wish Sarah would go after Michael, not Meghan.

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    • Strumpet feet says

      March 3, 2019 at 2:22 pm

      Oh absolutely I do not understand why women fight each other over some asshole .

      Reply
  10. boonella says

    March 3, 2019 at 10:19 am

    I knew they were going to pull that crap with Meghan and Sarah….both of those girls can do better and I just don’t understand why Sarah is pregnant….WHY?? Clint is just not smart. I am sad for his parents. I really don’t like Lizzie and poor Scott. You can tell he just wants to leave. Matt is a jerk. I like Brittany and Marcelino the most.

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  11. Vise says

    March 3, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    The show ran an hour and 15 minutes, but the last 15 minutes was to show the previews of Mama June. After that, the preview of next week showed Sarah and Megan sitting down together; Megan seems to have an advantage after a few sentences. These girls all need self-esteem classes!

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  12. Sheila says

    March 3, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    Clint’s parents home is huge and beautiful (if it is their home). Hobbs is a very small town so I was surprised to see a home if that magnitude representing Land of Enchantment.

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