After last week’s Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion , I wonder how either of the other upcoming episodes can compete. It is clear, these women have to been told to bring it like their job depends on it. Because, it does. And the entire left couch really came through. As did Teresa Giudice who nearly resorted to her usual violent outburst. Melissa Gorga essentially called Teresa Giudice dumb. Jackie Goldschneider ran intellectual circles around Teresa Giudice and outright stated she had done so out loud. Jennifer Aydin denied she was a one-upper by one-upping even harder. It was incredible. How can tonight’s episode possible top that?
You’re A Bitch!
We begin at the moment we left off last week. Jackie Goldschneider had just stated the obvious, Teresa Giudice didn’t write a word of her book. Jackie says she met the ghost writer at a party. Teresa has no response for this other than her go to of calling the other person a bitch. But Jackie is a “cold-hearted bitch.” I wish Jackie would ask her what cold-heated means. Teresa Giudice then does what people with low IQs do and snatches Andy Cohen’s prompt cards as the closest thing to throw. Jackie calmly responds with, “You’re going to throw something at me Teresa, really? Aren’t you on parole?” Teresa calls her a white-trash bitch. So much yippity-yapping from both of them I can’t here what exactly Teresa said that makes her better than a blogger. Teresa furious plays with her extensions.
Haven’t we talked about this enough? I doubt very seriously that Andy Cohen read the article so I’m not sure how he expects to moderate this conversation. Once again, Jackie Goldschneider says the article was not nasty at all. She does say, in retrospect, she probably should have given Jennifer a heads up, Finally, someone points out her article was actually complimentary. This forces Jennifer Aydin to admit she didn’t say anything bad about her kids at all. They agree that a heads up would have solved the whole thing.
We learn that Jackie’s parents are married but live separately, they still spend time together and eat meals together more often than not. They also vacation together.Jackie’s mom as not kept up her makeover.
Marge’s mom has been trying out her vaginal rejuvenation and is pleased with the result as is/are her partner(s).
Dolores’s mom still eats cookies for breakfast. Melissa’s mom is still the life of the party. Jennifer had a difficult relationship until she married a doctor.
Did Andy Call Jennifer Aydin ‘s House Gaudy While Introducing Her Package?
Margaret Josephs describes Jennifer’s Aydin house is a place Liberace would live. I see no reason to insult Liberace. Jennifer says she got all her furniture in China and spent about $40K to furnish the house. That explains a lot.
We find out about the dry humping and the possible premarital penis flashing before the arranged marriage. I didn’t need that visual. Jennifer pleads the fifth on the question of premarital sex with someone else before marriage. She says that he marriage is better since the show.
Who Is Teresa Giudice Dating?
Andy asks Teresa Giudice about her boy-toy, Blake Schreck. It is all over the tabloids that Teresa Giudice has a boyfriend and she is not even hiding it anymore. But on the reunion she was in full denial mode and Melissa Gorga was rolling her eyes a lot. Jennifer just looked down. It’s clear that every one of the RHONJ know about Blake Schreck. Andy asks about reports she hasn’t been wearing her wedding ring. She says, “That is what they said. Who cares? Joe never wore his wedding ring.”
When Melissa Gorga talks about her possible sister she’s never met, Teresa Giudice seems jealous. She tells Melissa she doesn’t treat her like a sister. Gee, I wonder why? Teresa says she is always siding with people that are against her. Melissa basically points out that this is her package. She was talking about her father and her sister, Then, suddenly out of nowhere, Teresa is coming for her. Melissa Gorga ends the bickering by saying, “No wonder I am looking for another sister.”
Joe Gorga Cannot Be Controlled!
Joe Gorga came out and they talk about his relationship with his father. He points out that Joe Giudice spent a lot of time with his father because he had a lot of free time. Joe Gorga on the other hand was running a legitimate business and putting in the work. He’s clearly resentful of his father’s favoritism with Joe Giudice. As he should be. Then he says, Look at Joe Giudice now, and look at me. Joe Gorga says she needs to use her vibrator more. Why? She’s clearly getting it in with Blake Schreck.
I am so tired of Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga continue to bicker about nothing. My ears are bleeding. Ninety percent of this is contrived bullshit. I’m bored.
Will Teresa Move To Italy With Joe Giudice?
Of course not. She moved on over a year ago. She hired a divorce attorney back in January of 2017. People send me links to sites with “exciting news” about things like Joe Giudice going straight to the deportment center. I have been reporting this for years. Teresa has known for years that Joe Giudice had little to no chance of staying in the country. He is going to sit in an ICE deportation center for a long time and then eventually be deported. Joe Giudice is not going to go to an airplane, Andy. He is going to a deportation center.
Teresa Giudice lies about visiting Joe. The girls go with their aunt or their grandmother. She lies about the lawyers not telling her that the most likely outcome is deportation. This is something they would have prepared them for upfront.
Next week, Danielle Staub makes her appearance. And the husbands show up. I think this episode was the calm before Hurricane Danielle makes landfall.