Another episode of Teen Mom 2 airs tonight and I still haven’t had a chance to watch this one. Every have one of those super busy weeks when you feel like you are working your butt off and nothing really seems to get done? That was last week. Thank God it’s Monday and we all get another chance to be productive.
Chelsea
We check in with Cole and Chelsea and the new baby. They were only in the hospital for two hours before the baby arrived. Cole actually delivered the baby. Watson is not into the baby at all, he just ignores her. Clearly, he was downloaded with the big brother manual In utero. Later, Watson cries for the entire drive to pick up Aubree from school. Then his baby sister gets in on the action. Watson is getting tubes getting surgery to have tubes put in his ears the next day. Poor, thing. Cole and Chelsea are nervous about the surgery. Cole in particular. Chelsea lets Cole be the person who goes back to be with Watson when he was put under. That was a mistake. Cole’s a mess. Watson seems fine.
Kailyn
Lincoln‘s soccer game continues to have Kail’s full assortment of “baby daddies” and Javi’s new “baby momma.” Once again, Kail doesn’t acknowledge that the latest person Javi has knocked up exists .Kail informs her kids that she has a sister and that they are going to have a cousin. Later, Kail goes to get her hair done and talks about Kail’s girlfriend, Lauren, having a baby. She seems quite bent about the entire situation. She doesn’t speak to Lauren at all.
“Global Warming” Rant: Or As I Call It, Mother Earth’s Menopause
What tickles me is all of these people shooting out babies left and right will be on the frontlines of “global warming” rallies weeping for their children’s futures. You know what the big causes of global warming are? Breathing and cars. Since we sort of need to breathe, we might want to consider not having tons of kids to add to the problem.
Then there is the other biggie. Car emissions. It seems that every human in this country needs a car to drive when they are 16 years old. Somehow, just a few decades ago entire families survived with just a station wagon. Since we are clearly going to ignore these major causes of global warming, there is really no point in all of these ridiculous green bills that do nothing to make any meaningful impact on the inevitable. Because, all living things die. Our planet is a living thing. This is not rocket science.
Sorry. It’s just both maddening and hysterical to me that people don’t understand basic science we teach first graders. There are no anti-aging solutions for the planet. I’ll shut up now and let y’all get back to making your signs. It’s only 56 days until Earth Day!
Barbara
Production goes to see Barbara. It’s been two weeks since the soccer game fiasco where they had to shut down filming because David came to disrupt filming. Jenelle has told Barbara that it is very stressful to try to film her life without David at filming. It’s very stressful to sort of lead one life for the cameras and then go home to her real life. It seems clear David doesn’t want her filming because he was fired. She still wants to do the show, because she would like to be able to still have a job. It’s a lot to deal with. Barb says as long as she can keep getting along with Jenelle, they should be okay to film with the kids.
Jenelle
Barbara and Jenelle take Jace to the park. It’s a cold winter day and no one is there. Jenelle tells the producer that the show keeps giving her a bad rap. It’s not the show Jenelle. You’re not exactly a Leave It To Beaver family on your Instastories. Jenelle wants some “fucking respect!” She’s on bizarre profanity laced rant. I use a lot more profanity on this site when I am enjoying a few glasses of wine. I’m just saying. He fans don’t know anything about her! They don’t even know her favorite food anymore! What the fuck?
I think her favorite food today might have been Adderall. This will probably he her last season, she says for the millionth time. She doesn’t need MTV! The people who know her in real life like her! I should point out that before that she listed Nathan and her former best friend as people she doesn’t talk to anymore. We never see her filming with anyone for more than an episode or two and then they disappear. Barbara just sits there sort of nodding. And SCENE.
Brianna
Brianna’s youngest child, Stella was recently rushed to the hospital where she was diagnosed with a serious bacterial infection in her shoulder. She had emergency surgery to address the problem. She is currently recovering in the hospital. With her sister on vacation, Brianna and her mom are struggling to take care of the kids. Nova seems depressed. I think they are giving her way too much information.
Brianna’s mom goes with Stella to visit Devoin. Devoin seems like he is doing great. He has a nice apartment with a roommate and is working lots of hours to pay for it.
Leah
Jeremy is back in town and spending time with his daughter for a short time. He is getting ready to leave for another six-week job. Leah’s children are obsessed with Wal-Mart. Addie has a hard time when he is out-of-town working. Leah’s boyfriend needs to keep his mouth shut about Jeremy. They live in West Virginia. There are not good paying jobs everywhere. The pipeline job isn’t going to be available forever. Fathers have to leave to go to work all the time.
This was not the most exciting episode. It really is the Jenelle show. I do like the Chelsea scenes though. I need some less depressing storylines.
Tamara- read this post over an hour ago, no comments, an hour later still no comments…crickets… other than Leah and Chelsea the remainder of these “teen moms” are so unlikable … and unfortunately or fortunately Leah and Chelsea are adulting well and are so well adjusted that it doesn’t make for “good” MTV drama. Sorry Barbara isn’t going to get a paycheck soon enough but that’s the way the cookie crumbles…reality tv paychecks don’t last forever.
This is why I don’t get the recaps up some weeks. Other things take priority. But as long as it is on I will be watching. I’ve got what, nine years invested?
I boycotted watching when it was confirmed David was abusing Kaiser. Aside from Chelsea, Leah, and Maci (OG) I don’t like the girls anymore
Andy Cohen ruined RH for me too.
You know David is fired, right?
Yes, but he’s still getting her $. She may bring ratings, but MTV is as complicit as juhnelle. It’s a shame production crews who are among minors aren’t mandated reporters
Off topic..but so important. the Voice is on tonight. On right now 8pm est.. New season. John Legend is the new judge.
Sorry to post off topic. Couldn’t get to my email fast enough.
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Did you really just say you wish that someone would blow their brains out??
Be careful your skating on a territory that arguably could be perceived just as abusive as some of the things you dislike David for.
Just my opinion.
WTF?!? Are you seriously wishing David would blow his head off? My brother did just that and it is one of the worst times in my families’ lives. David has a daughter, for God sakes! I know he has more children but Marisa would be so damaged by that, at her age. She’s old enough to understand what happened but will never, ever understand why, no matter how old she is. While I do think these children might be better off living w/the other parent and only going to the Land for visitation or better yet supervised visitation in a facility, I don’t think killing himself is what’s best for his children. What a terribly disgusting thing to wish upon anyone…
I removed the post. Jane has been here for a long while. She gets a bit mouthy and prolific at night sometimes, but she’s usually fine.
I’m going to give her a very get out of WLS free card for this one. I will probably regret it.
I apologized I was wrong. I can admit it. Yeah at night is when I have time to come on here and read recaps. And that usually but not always includes wine. Lol I’m sure u can tell. No you wont regret it. I’m for the most part a rational person with empathy for others. David is literally the WORST tho. even he doesnt deserve to die. But he does need to be locked up he is a threat to his own family. Something bad is going to happen where he winds up hurting one of them… badly . Growing up in an abusive household myself. Something about him makes my blood boil. I do apologize to anyone i may have hurt or offended. Should think before I type sometimes lol.
Awe… I had to look up wls. I’m pretty sure it meant when lightning strikes. Thank u for being understanding . I actually felt really bad about what I said. I would never want to hurt someone else with my words. I’m not that kind of person.
Omg!!! I am so sorry!!! I honestly wasn’t really thinking about what I was writing. I am so sorry that happened to u and your family!! I get a little to into teen mom sometimes lol. Especially when it comes to jenelle and her family and i hate David with a passion. When the baby goes to bed and I have a couple glasses of wine my potty mouth comes out in full force and sometimes I just get a little too feisty. But i sincerely apologize if i triggered u or made u feel any sort of way. I will defineately check myself before I post anything after 8 PM. Lol especially on fridays or sat. Lol
Addy to Grandma: “My name ain’t sis”.
IMO that was the best part of the show.
I agree, Leah’s new man needs to keep his trap shut. He seems to enjoy camera time a little too much .
I liked him until this episode. That conversation was just not good. He should have know better than to say that on TV.
That was my favorite part of the episode. Shes so sassy and fun!!
I admit – I am still watching after all these years 😱😱😱
I’m just worried about Barbara. The stress on her is not healthy and she is aging rapidly. I’m not being snarky, I’m seriously concerned. Jace needs her.
I imagine Barbara is on tiptoes around Jenelle and David. She is literally terrified that not only will David harm his own family, but will harm her also.
I’m so glad to see Devoin in such a positive place 🙂 He had really turned it around and clearly Nova adores him. ❤
Kailyn is having the EXACT same reaction to Laure that she did to Vee. She talks a mile a minute about how “I don’t care I dont care it has nothing to do w me” blah blah same old story. she is so jealous and petty. Get over it already 🙄
So happy to know Devoin is doing well. I turn the channel when bri comes on. every time. I somehow missed what Leah’s bf said about Jeremy. Don’t know how I did. David had better get off his high horse and let Jenelle film or else he’ll have to go back to work. lol sorry, something about that statement was hilarious
Why is Kail so beyotchy to Javi’s new baby-mama? Did she do something wrong to Kail? I don’t get it.
PRETEND to get along for the sake of your son.
Shes a hater. Lol.
Apparently when Javi was with Kail, I believe when they hooked up during his bouncing between women, she went through his phone and saw text from lauren where she called Kail some pretty nasty things. So Kail being Kail refuses to address the comments & pretends Lauren doesn’t exist. Javi is aware that Kail saw the text so I would imagine Lauren knows why Kail is being bitchy…ironically proving Lauren’s remarks lol
I’m so glad you do these recaps TT. “The Land” stuff has had me riveted…but also in stitches!
I am still watching teen moms and reading your posts Tamara. I just have been in a quiet mode .