Is Colton Underwood Going To Come Out On The Bachelor Next Week?

Okay, I totally watch The Bachelor and I never recap it because the show is usually spoiled before it airs and I don’t want to know. So I am taking this risk with only one more week left because… OMG! WHAT IS GOING ON!

Tonight was the hometown visit episodes. For those of you who don’t watch the show, this is when The Bachelor goes to the homes of his final four options and asks all of their father’s for their daughter’s hand in marriage. I know, right! It’s kind of disgusting, This season two of the fathers said they could not give him permission to marry their daughter at this point. They felt there was not enough to their relationship for that to be appropriate. Gee, you think?

So the four hopefuls meet backup with Colton and he crushes the soul of one of them. He gives her a piss poor send off . She gets in the car and sort of cries and then sort of does a pitch to the world when she says, “I hope there is someone out there for me!” It was very “I’m back on the market, world!” 

Then he goes back into the house and deviates from the script a bit when he goes out to talk to Chris Harrison away from the girls. They speculate about what that all means. Next week is fantasy suite week when they all get overnight dates to try to take Colton’s virginity. For real. He claims he is a virgin. Because, that’s not weird.

But anyway, he does make it to the fantasy suite with at least one or two of the girls next week. But then he goes AWOL and jumps the fence to the compound and goes on the run. Then we see previews of the women talking to him at the reunion of sorts. It appears they are all calling him a liar. It looks like everything might end next week without a final rose ceremony.

So I need y’all to talk to me about this! Do you think he is finally going to come out of the closet?!!! Or what else could be happening? TALK TO ME!

But please no spoilers about who wins, if indeed we make it to the rose ceremony!