Marty Caffrey was granted his divorce today in a New Jersey family court. Marty filed for divorce after only three months of marriage to the Real Housewives of New Jersey part-time participant, Danielle Staub. For the last seven months, Danielle has done everything she can to make Marty’s life a living hell. She fused to move out of the marital home and constantly called the police to have him removed from his home. He also was granted a temporary restraining order against her.
The judge ruled today that Danielle Staub had until April to purchase the two million dollar home of move out. She also owes Marty Caffrey the value of all of his furniture which she claimed while squatting in the home.
Danielle Was Obnoxious Both In and Our Of Court
TMZ was there when the two parties arrived and interviewed Danielle Staub as she left. She told them that she was planning to buy the house. The judge also ruled that she must return the wedding gifts received. Perhaps the judge acknowledged that the marriage was a farce for the TV show? Danielle Staub told TMZ that she didn’t need to return any of the gifts because they were all from her friends, not his. Marty Caffery has never had possession of any of the gifts.
Just prior to the divorce Marty Caffrey made a couple of public statements saying that he has no ill-feelings and wishes Danielle Staub well. On the courthouse steps, Danielle Staub called Marty Caffrey “thirsty” for having a publicist. It is clear that he hired a publicist to make statements on the divorce that were non-inflammatory. Meanwhile, Danielle made comments about Marty’s family name after leaving the courthouse. She finished it off by holding up her divorce decree and flipping him off.
Oh she also wants her own show about how she got to be such a fucked up individual. She claims she is already dating and that she will probably get engaged 19 more times. This is Danielle Staub’s third divorce and Marty’s second.
Can she even afford to buy the house? What a lunatic.
He seems just as crazy & psychotic as she is. She looks so incredibly crazy to me. Her face lift is too tight , the boob job is way too big, it ages her . She looks psychotic
Honestly, nothing would keep me from watching her show. I fought this New Jersey show. Railed against everything it stood for. I gave in and let it carry me away into the land of guilt. I guess I love a good freak show.
Do I care if Jackie is educated and articulate? No. But I love this goofy soul.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Danielle Staub buying that house!! I’m dying!!! Seriously that made my day!!
I was horrified by Marty’s behavior on RWNJ towards the other men and woman. He seemed to only be concerned with shallow materialistic values – like who had the hottest wife, etc. No doubt Daniel is a demented narcissistic psycho – so what does that say about him? Stupid doesn’t even begin to cover the entire fiasco. I bet his kids are horrified.
He is such a pathetic soul. His kids obviously could see what their father couldn’t. I question a man who picks a SO over their own kids. Sorry not sorry, I have zero sympathy for him.
I agree – I actually thought they would last because they are both so vapid.
the housewives guest aka Beverly Ann, is leaving with what she came in Nothing!
Her daughter have to be horrified by this Behavior
Danielle is s hot mess. I would watch her show though…
A dating show would be perfect for her.
Danielle, you are one thirsty, washed up bitch. I cringe when she appears, and no way in HELL would I EVER watch this see you next Tuesday. I would watch Marty, I love the guys on Jersey, THEY need their own show not her!! She can crawl back under whatever rock she crawled out of. And p.s. She has no friends, who gets ordered by a JUDGE to return the gifts and then comes straight out of the courtroom and announces that she will not?? Margaret was right, she should have asked for contributions to charity. The only reason her daughter had that “charity party” was because she couldn’t afford to throw one. Bitch.
That picture just says it all – just the epitome of grace and class. Oh! Maybe she should collaborate with Marlowe and teach etiquette classes. But that would mean having to actually do some sort of “work” …
Nice finger. Old crone!
But…but…but Margaret is jealous of Danielle’s looks, right? Bwahaha!
IKR?!
I hear there may be a nice pool house in Paramus she can rent
Oh lord, please spare us a show about this Botoxified freak show!! But, I will say that her body looked fantastic when she was trying on red dresses with TeTe. In fact, that whole scene from the season finale when they were trying on the dresses struck me as very odd. Maybe it was just edited this way, but the entire focus was on TeTe and her dresses and Danielle was complimenting her and oohing and ahhing over Te, even tho D was also trying on dresses and looked great. Maybe that’s why TeTe sticks by D? Danielle strokes her ego? I don’t know, it just struck me as very, very odd….on an unrelated note, I’m vying for a Marty/Vicky Gunvalsom relationship! That would be awesome! Lol
I always love the two Joe’s together. Joey Gorga seems like he could get along with anybody. I thought Marty was a good guy who was just all caught up in Danielle’s tricks until he bowed up on Joe and insulted Marge. He made me turn on a dime toward him. Unless he apologizes’s to Marge & Joe and they are all cool once again, I’m out on him and I hope Danielle works his nerves every moment they remain in that house together. Good luck buying the house Danielle, I don’t trust you any further than I can throw you but I truly do like your two daughters. They have always been so calm and sweet natured and we have seen them grow up.
I totally agree with you.
I believe she totally turned his head around. The things he said to Marge and Joe sounded like he was parroting Danielle. Can you imagine having her in your ear-obsessively talking about whatever the fight/drama going down this week. She can quickly wear someone to a nub.
Is it just me or does Danielle have an unnaturally long (gross looking) middle finger? Getting the middle finger is like a salute in NJ, you can hardly drive without getting or giving one.
I thought the same thing about the long finger. For some reason it reminded me of Kermit The Frog. Does he even have fingers?
Danielle is so vile that it is hard for me to understand how Marty could not see it. Because I believe he had to see it I questioned what kind of a person Marty is–I wondered if he was duped or equally messed up. Initially, I was torn between feeling so sorry for him and being captivated trying to figure out what is wrong with him. I questioned his personality when he threw the drink at Marge’s Joe and starting talking about how hot Danielle is. Normal behavior etiquette dictates that a man does not tell another man that is wife is unattractive. Marty told Joe that Marge was jealous of Danielle’s looks. Later Marty told Marge’s Joe that he was jealous of him (Marty.) Jealous? No. Marge and Joe aren’t jealous. They seem pretty clear that it is the behavior of Danielle and Marty that they do not like.
I was shocked when Marty started telling Marge that she was nothing to look at. What a horrible thing for anyone to say to another person. Whether the pool scene was staged, or not, it set up an epic moment of Joe and Marge walking out as Marge told Danielle her husband was in the pool. Priceless. I don’t think there has been another RH moment that tops it.
Summary: I gave Marty the benefit of the doubt and he proved that he is fked up. Not as fked up as Danielle …
Thanks for the update, Tamara.
Exactly where and how would Danielle come up with a $2 million dollar loan? Teresa has experience in falsifying loan documents, maybe they can further cement their friendship with a little mortgage fraud. Come April she will be dancing around claiming she needs to stay in the house. She will file another restraining order and big dumb Marty will be forced to continue to pay for Danielle’s housing.
Danielle is not being offered a show, no one cares about her or her future. I seriously doubt she is being offered another season on RHONJ.
OMG! Maybe,,, Teresa and Danielle are hooking up!
Danielle should move in with Tre since they are good buds. Danielle couldn’t afford the taxes on that house mind the mortgage.
Get that garbage off tv
I like that Judge for ordering Danielle to return the wedding gifts AND pay Marty the value of his furniture. Awesome judgement! That is fair. No wonder she is so upset that she is flipping the bird at someone. She should be flipping it at herself for being such a dimwit. She had this guy wrapped around her little finger and still screwed things up. Her unladylike public behavior is an embarrass her daughters.
We know she isn’t going to purchase the house from Marty so she had better start packing. Bye Danielle! See you on the flip side.
Poor Marty is not going to get a dime from her & he knows it. He must be really stupid or really lonely to have hooked with her. Then chose her over his kids? OMG…. all because they didn’t like her…. Marty , you should have listened to your kids
A classy, classic picture of Danielle.
BAHAHAHAHA LMAO yes Kermit the Frog does have fingers and they are extremely long
Danielle, really? Please just go get yourself together instead of blowing smoke up everyone’s ass. You telling Teresa that no one tells her what to do? I mean it was like you were trying your best to tell her what to do and think. I sure wouldn’t watch a show surrounding you.