After last week’s exciting premiere episode of Real housewives of Beverly Hills, with Lisdramatic dog set up, this episode was bound to disappoint. It seems like it will be filler in between the explosive first episode and the trip to the Bahamas. I suppose we might make it to the plane by the end of the episode but that is about it.
Kyle Richards Suffers Through Swan Attacks To Visit Lisa Vanderpump
Honestly, the moat with the swans is just such a bad idea. I’ll I think about is the swan shit everywhere. Yet, Kyle Richards, intrepid friend to the ungrateful Lisa Vanderpump visits Villa Rosa frequently. You can tell it is summer because Kyle Richards is carrying her right Birkin bag. In an attempt to cheer up Lisa Vanderpump, the pair goes to the plastic surgeon so that Lisa Vanderpump can get filler in her waddle. I recently was sent a blog or a Youtube or something by a British plastic surgeon that discussed celebrity procedures. She spent a while talking about how Lisa Vanderpump gets everything ironed out and puffed up to look like she isn’t aging at all. She said it certainly wasn’t very British of her. I must admit all of her work is very well done.
Last night on Vanderpump Rules, James ordered an Arnold Palmer and tonight Erika ordered one. What’s up with that? It’s just tea and lemonade. Why has it become the next Titos vodka? This scene with Erika, Rinna and Dorit is just the set up to invite the girls to the Bahamas. When they pick the people to do the fake invites, should they pick one of the ones who has enough money for the trip? They are literally doing to commercial for the hotel in advance.
Teddi Introduces Her Family
Teddi Mellencamp introduces us to her two teenaged daughters, one of whom is not doing so well in school. She also has a seven-year old who is adopted. She wants us to know that she is not Charlie Sheen’s love child with a hooker. Good to know. She has a four bedroom house right on the beach in Malibu. Her boyfriend, soon to be husband, Aaron has moved in. I’d marry her if I could move into that house. I was looking a beach front condos in Uruguay today. The time is nearing…Aaron has some sort of whackadoodle clinic for rich Californians. We get our first phone call to Charlie Sheen to override Teddi’s parenting decisions.
No to Dorit’s scene. Nope to Rinna and Teddi’s weight discussions or Sophia’s anorexia. Rinna denies that she has ever had anorexia. Nah to The Agency promo (but yes to Kyle’s hot pink Birkin.) Kyle is sad about Sophia going off to college. I’m bored. All this rain is making me sleepy.
Lisa Rinna Has A Pastry Party
What is the point of this? Oh it’s another commercial.
Lisa Vanderpump is already avoiding filming and refuses to attend. Kyle had a tequila tasting with Mauricio. I think Mauricio has some sort of involvement with CasaMigos Tequila. I don’t blame anyone for not going to this. LVP is worried about going to the Bahamas because Giggy needs a pacemaker. How did we go from the excitement of last week, to this snoozefest. Villa Blanca is finally back on camera after all the legal dramas.
Packing For The Bahamas
Of course Erika needs a village to pack for a short stay in the Bahamas. I love how Kyle hates leaving her dogs. I am not leaving Banjo ever again. Speaking of Erica. WTF is up with that wig about in her talking heads? I have no words! Was Mikey mad at her that day?
The chartered plan is quite nice and filled with wine and lots of fun things to nibble on. Some of the girls may have even swallowed some fruit with their booze! Then Dorit talks about “her itenerary and I have had enough and am going to start inserting photos. I can’t with her fakery. Lisa Vanderpump starts taking jabs at Dorit from the moment she gets on the plane. Perfect! Maybe she will leave Kyle Richards alone.
Next time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the women enjoy the Bahamas with cell phones in one hand and drinks in the other. Erika Jayne refuses to put up with Lisa Vanderpump’s shit. Later, it seems like everyone has had their fill of Lisa Vanderpump. I’m not sure all of that was in the Bahamas . However, almost all the photos we saw of the trip in real time were missing Lisa Vanderpump. I wonder if we will see Dorit Kemsley getting harrassed?