After last week’s exciting premiere episode of Real housewives of Beverly Hills, with Lisdramatic dog set up, this episode was bound to disappoint. It seems like it will be filler in between the explosive first episode and the trip to the Bahamas. I suppose we might make it to the plane by the end of the episode but that is about it.
Kyle Richards Suffers Through Swan Attacks To Visit Lisa Vanderpump
Honestly, the moat with the swans is just such a bad idea. I’ll I think about is the swan shit everywhere. Yet, Kyle Richards, intrepid friend to the ungrateful Lisa Vanderpump visits Villa Rosa frequently. You can tell it is summer because Kyle Richards is carrying her right Birkin bag. In an attempt to cheer up Lisa Vanderpump, the pair goes to the plastic surgeon so that Lisa Vanderpump can get filler in her waddle. I recently was sent a blog or a Youtube or something by a British plastic surgeon that discussed celebrity procedures. She spent a while talking about how Lisa Vanderpump gets everything ironed out and puffed up to look like she isn’t aging at all. She said it certainly wasn’t very British of her. I must admit all of her work is very well done.
Promotional Scene
Last night on Vanderpump Rules, James ordered an Arnold Palmer and tonight Erika ordered one. What’s up with that? It’s just tea and lemonade. Why has it become the next Titos vodka? This scene with Erika, Rinna and Dorit is just the set up to invite the girls to the Bahamas. When they pick the people to do the fake invites, should they pick one of the ones who has enough money for the trip? They are literally doing to commercial for the hotel in advance.
Teddi Introduces Her Family
Teddi Mellencamp introduces us to her two teenaged daughters, one of whom is not doing so well in school. She also has a seven-year old who is adopted. She wants us to know that she is not Charlie Sheen’s love child with a hooker. Good to know. She has a four bedroom house right on the beach in Malibu. Her boyfriend, soon to be husband, Aaron has moved in. I’d marry her if I could move into that house. I was looking a beach front condos in Uruguay today. The time is nearing…Aaron has some sort of whackadoodle clinic for rich Californians. We get our first phone call to Charlie Sheen to override Teddi’s parenting decisions.
No to Dorit’s scene. Nope to Rinna and Teddi’s weight discussions or Sophia’s anorexia. Rinna denies that she has ever had anorexia. Nah to The Agency promo (but yes to Kyle’s hot pink Birkin.) Kyle is sad about Sophia going off to college. I’m bored. All this rain is making me sleepy.
Lisa Rinna Has A Pastry Party
What is the point of this? Oh it’s another commercial.
Lisa Vanderpump is already avoiding filming and refuses to attend. Kyle had a tequila tasting with Mauricio. I think Mauricio has some sort of involvement with CasaMigos Tequila. I don’t blame anyone for not going to this. LVP is worried about going to the Bahamas because Giggy needs a pacemaker. How did we go from the excitement of last week, to this snoozefest. Villa Blanca is finally back on camera after all the legal dramas.
Packing For The Bahamas
Of course Erika needs a village to pack for a short stay in the Bahamas. I love how Kyle hates leaving her dogs. I am not leaving Banjo ever again. Speaking of Erica. WTF is up with that wig about in her talking heads? I have no words! Was Mikey mad at her that day?
The chartered plan is quite nice and filled with wine and lots of fun things to nibble on. Some of the girls may have even swallowed some fruit with their booze! Then Dorit talks about “her itenerary and I have had enough and am going to start inserting photos. I can’t with her fakery. Lisa Vanderpump starts taking jabs at Dorit from the moment she gets on the plane. Perfect! Maybe she will leave Kyle Richards alone.
Next time on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the women enjoy the Bahamas with cell phones in one hand and drinks in the other. Erika Jayne refuses to put up with Lisa Vanderpump’s shit. Later, it seems like everyone has had their fill of Lisa Vanderpump. I’m not sure all of that was in the Bahamas . However, almost all the photos we saw of the trip in real time were missing Lisa Vanderpump. I wonder if we will see Dorit Kemsley getting harrassed?
I long for the days when the Housewives shows were about seeing a different lifestyle with gorgeous homes, jewels, clothes and travel. I still watch RHOBH because we catch glimpses of luxury and shots of Mauricio and Teddi’s husband every once in a while.
I do not watch the other Housewvies.
Completely agree. These shows should be about Women uplifting Women but I guess that would be boring.
Erika looks like Carol Brady in her talking heads with that wig. Seeing Dorit plan a “trip” is laughable when she gets hunted down for money on the very same trip. I think you confused Denise for Teddi above, but they really do look alike. LVP is really over the show and I hope she leaves. I love Kyle and her kids and dogs.
No, she looked more like Carol Channing!!!! 🙂
Hey… Carol Channing will come back from the grave to disagree with your statement!! lol
OMG that’s it. I kept trying to remember who she looked like and you hit it.
Denise and Teddi are so easy to mix up
That wig for some reason is reminding me of Anna Nicole. Fitting, I suppose.
I’m okay with the wig. She creates characters sometimes. The top she wears is exquisite. I also loved LisaR’s tiger shirt. LVP’s leopard jacket with the neon green buttons has to be thrown in the trash tho.
You confused Denise for Teddi…
I had to think about it for a minute cuz I was trying to follow along but yes I think she mix them up
Well, doesn’t sound like I missed much!! I wish they would show Jasmine Lennard call out Dorit!! That would be tv gold!!
I liked the scene when Denise said she will marry her boyfriend Aaron when he divorces his wife, Nicolette Sheridan, who as we all know was married to Harry Hamlin.
Denise and Aaron are married, so he got his divorce, So, now two HW’s on the same show have husbands that were married to Nicolette.
Nicolette is the Harry Dublin of NY
Erika’s wig is a no for me.
Kyle looked cute kissing her dog goodbye and saying “I love you.”
Kyle reminded me of myself trying to get out of the house without distrurbing anyone. Going back to tell her dog goodbye was adorable and after all of the very low key leaving tactics, she ending up slamming the door on accident! Her face must look like mine 3 mornings a week, at least I hope I look a quarter as good as Kyle when doing so!
I’m sure you look just as adorable as Kyle when trying not to wake anyone, Amanda. It was funny with all that hard work to not wake anyone..she slams the door!! Oops.
Haha, imagine Nicolette Sheridan as a BH HW next season, it would be epic – she’s had her fair share of drama over the years. I suspect she’d be the ideal replacement for LVP.
Yes. Nicollette did have a lot drama with Marc Cherry from Desperate Housewives. I know she took him to court and I think she lost. She’s on the show Dynasty now, but I would like her to take over LVP’s spot too. I don’t think she would though if she was asked, but I would love it, if she did.
It makes me sad that none of those women will talk about the real storyline. 3 juicy lawsuits. PK’s lawsuit, Mauricio’s lawsuit, and TomJ’s lawsuit. I can’t watch and pretend that it is not happening. The best story line is PK and Dorit’s unpaid bills. Why everyone on #RHOBH is so fake, and pretend that those two are really rich bitch.
Completely agree. Let’s hear about those lawsuits. It’s Reality TV, so let’s have some of that.
Now that’s where the real tea is! Sadly, unless it’s LVP’s we’ll never hear about it.
It seems like the pat the puss & grandpa hubby have slot of unpaid bills….. love the scene where pat the puss ‘ remembers ‘ she has a house somewhere. …. lol…..she’s so fake & pretentious
So true!! It’s not like we want to watch an entire season about lawsuits but, the fact that they’re not mentioned feels disingenuous. They probably can’t per their lawyers in case they say the wrong thing (especially Dorit) but, still.
Doritos accent was coming and going again this episode, it’s like I’m obsessed with listening for it. and when they showed the picture of her at 16… zero resemblance. LVP is a petty twat, very over her.
I never would’ve believed that was a photo of Dorit! The pic Teddi showed Rinnna was totally different; you knew who you were looking at. So strange. There’s so much more to get into with this episode but it’s bedtime. I finally have vision insurance!! Yay!!!! I’ve never had a plan aside from covering the exam so I’m so excited to get some glasses that don’t weigh 3 pounds. Contacts are pretty cheap. My glasses for my blind ass, not so much. Haha
I’m loving the introduction of section titles in the recaps this week.
So I noticed a lot of handbags while dorit was packing. Aren’t they supposed to be stolen? Or was this filmed out of sequence? Or was she really robbed? Or was she able to con new ones from someone already? This is all i remember from the show
I do not beleive that D & PK were robbed. This storyline also came up in Million Dollar Listing, when the couple were to sell their house and then all of a sudden it was burglared. Just find them shady over all.
I so agree. The only thing stolen is the time they give shady Dorit on this show. I will never get that time back.
Lololol Suzanne!!! Love it.
One of the thing about this show is all of the secrecy. They real care about their image. A lot can be seen in just eye contact alone. When Dorit, LisaR and Erika are at lunch, Erika gives LisaR a look when Dorit starts talking about being robbed. The looked seemed to convey a “listen to this bullshit right here” look.
In the last episode, Dorit and LVP had a whole conversation with their eyes over the dog thing. Dorit upset she is being thrown under the bus this season and LVP with a what did you expect look.
I love my rescue dog more than a lot of humans but is the drama really going to be centered around Dorit not returning her dog to Vanderpump Dogs? There has to be more to the story than that because I can’t believe everyone would get sucked into that pathetic storyline.
I agree with the poster above. I wish they’d focus on the real drama around the various lawsuits. I’d much rather watch Dorit dance around her family’s debts, than explain ad infinitum about her innocent mistake in rehoming her rescue.
I wonder if the storyline isn’t so much about the dog ending up in a shelter as it’s about LVP being being shady behind the scenes about the dog.
Jaded. it’s absolutely about the fact that the dog ended up in a kill shelter. The whole point of what Lisa does is to save dogs from euthanasia. When Dorit gave the dog away, she obviously didn’t fill the other person in on the dog’s history. It would have been so easy to call Lisa and say the dog wasn’t working out. I’m positive Lisa would have taken the dog back, no questions asked. I’m actually not surprised that Dorit and Lisa are not on good terms. Quite frankly, I was surprised that Lisa ever liked her. I think it was just because they had been friends with PK for so long; however, Ken and Lisa have probably figured out by now that PK and Dorit are both complete and utter frauds, so keeping up the pretense of friendship with her is no longer necessary.
I love Lisa and Ken, and really hope they patch up any differences with Kyle. Speaking of Kyle, I think I read that Mauricio’s lawsuit had been dismissed in October, as a deal had been reached.
Sorry, Tamara. I hadn’t read down far enough to see that you already covered Mauricio’s lawsuit. That’s by far the best breakdown of the whole situation that I’ve read anywhere.
His lawsuit wasn’t dismissed. Mo settled because the courts agreed to go directly to trial and killed his request for both suits to be dismissed. Big difference. When your insurance company calls you out on malfeasance — you know you’re shit is cooked. He had to dish out a lot of money to both the seller (his former client) and his insurance company.
I know on the surface the storyline is about Dorit giving the dog away. I think most everyone can agree she was wrong on the way she handled it. I don’t think the dog should have ever been placed with children but that’s beside the point. I’m just saying it’s easy to see Forit is in the wrong. It’s also easy to see LVP spinning her web and we all know she does not forgive. So from here on out it will be lots of British humor at Dorit’s expense. That is until LVPs final temper tantrum and then mercifully we will be rid of her for awhile.
” Ken and Lisa have probably figured out by now that PK and Dorit are both complete and utter frauds, so keeping up the pretense of friendship with her is no longer necessary.”
The actual truth is that Paul and Ken and Lisa were all frauds together in London (ALLGEDLY) and that is why she was stuck playing nice with Dorit and breaking her usual ritual of attacking the new girl nonstop. With the dog thing though… I think she just couldn’t do it anymore. But I’d be surprised if she REALLY goes in on Dorit too much because Paul knows where the bodies are buried. If she does it may have been worth suffering through having Paul on the show. 🙂
I suspect her bratty children were terrorizing the poor dog and it snapped at them – then I suspect PK kicked it or maybe Dorit did. I find it funny that the lady she gave it to took it to a shelter immediately because she didn’t want Dorit’s dog. Why did Dorit hide this from Lisa, who is so much classier than she will ever be and she would have understood.
I agree with prior comments that the show should focus on the real drama of the lawsuits of PK’s & Dorit , Mauricio and Tom but I think the precedent was set back in Seasons 4 &5 when Lisa Vanderpump and Ken kept their huge lawsuits off the show so now everyone else gets to keep theirs off the show.
Denise’s voice strikes me funny. It’s super low and not what I remembered from her movies. Then she starts talking like Brandi about her man…so classy for Beverly Hills dahhhling…
what’s Mauricio’s lawsuit about?
He lawsuit as well as Tom’s are business lawsuits. Maurico’s was already discharged. Both lawsuits have to do with business deals. Tom’s has to do with not repaying a business loan which is slightly more interesting. Mauricio’s had to do with being involved in the purchase and resale of a home where he was representing a potential buyer. I hesitate to talk about the details because I can’t wake up my brain today, but He was an agent on a listing and/or the buyer’s agent and the buyers offer was rejected and then Mauricio and some other guys ended up buying the property and making a gagillion dollars flipping it. So the other buyer sued him. IIRC the actual lawsuit was from his LEGAL INSURANCE company that he has to pay costs of legal expenses related to his business. They were balking at having to pay for the court fight agains the original buyer. Blah blah blah then it all worked out.
There is definitely more to Dog Gate than what was shown on camera, thus far. According to Lisa VP, the Kemsley adopted 2 puppies. One they brought back to VP Dogs and the other they gave away. Not surprise she has let it out they never paid the contractual $5000 fine owed. I am hoping the full truth comes out on camera. PK and Dorit are scumbags imposers.
Hey Tamara this completely off subject. Klhoe Kardashian’s baby daddy allegedly cheated with Kylie’s (the billionaire make up mogul) best friend Jordyn Woods. Lots of people on Twitter are calling BS since there is a new season of KUwTK starting soon and last season’s ratings were bad. Could Kris Jenner and Klan be so ruthless as to come up with such a plan? Hope to get Your POV and a post.
Ohhhhh please TT can u help us with info on this here. I know this is off topic but your sources are always soooo on point. Pleaseeee …. whatever info u can get. 😂😂
This site is mostly a Kardashian-free zone. I wouldn’t put anything by Kris Jenner she has sold her children out for money from the beginning. Khloe is my favorite of the bunch. That said, she clearly didn’t learn anything from dating Lamar and went and got herself the exact same guy all over again. Maybe she should stop dating famous people and just try to find a nice well adjusted guy.
Right. Well adjusted and age appropriate. A 26 year old handsome and very wealthy guy is likely not ready for commitment.
👏👏👏👏👏. Time for Khloe to wise up.
But prithee, how can we omit Dorit’s hilarious, rollicking, and utterly whimsical anecdote about drinking beer “as a young girl”? What a fetching confession, and I was riveted and mesmerized as she began recounting the recollection of being a tender, unspoiled maiden of sixteen and encountering the hoppy elixir at an “outdoor party”. My word, how bold! How utterly magnificent of her to have attended such a pedestrian and vulgar endeavor! And I was utterly enthralled as her story reached its climax when, having tasted the barley pop, “I think I gagged and probably like vomited the beer”. Oh, I’m in paroxysms of laughter just thinking about it. Isn’t she MARVELOUS! Isn’t she SMASHING? Has there EVER been a wittier or more charming creature?
LOL!!!! You are definitely wittier!!!! 🙂
Ha. I don’t have your facility of language, but I’ve noticed they’re trying a bit hard to be regular people this season. The beer, the laughing at Teddi’s son peeing in the pool (I’m guessing to counteract the Brandi scene of yore when her son couldn’t make it to the bathroom and went in the grass poolside and Kyle made a lot of noise about Brandi being a bad parent), the various scenes with kids, dogs, and domestic matters. It’s all making me laugh because it’s all a bit clumsy and overdone.
You’re my new hero!
Where the hell have you been, and who gave you permission to go there, Dalai Mama?
I was Navel-Gazing Without Prior Authorization, oh glorious leader. Please do not send me to the pokey.
Lol, love it. God she is so fake does she believe her own delusions ? And how’s about the “heqvens I may have done a keg handstand tee hee hee” it’s a keg stand Dorit and you know it, and you also definitely know whether you did it or not.
HHAHAHA! Fave post ever
Dorito is sooooooo annoying!
Best. Comment. Ever.
I am digging this season, so far…
As I read all of the pro-LVP commenters, it reminds of the boy who was marching with the rest of the boys, and his grandmother proudly said “Look, everyone but Johnny’s out of step! … Uh, no…LVP is out of step!!
It looks like once the producers that protected her for so long were replaced with people that don’t kiss her butt, the truth is coming out. I don’t know if she released the story about the dog, personally I think it was done by one of her employees, at her instructions. Such as saying she didn’t want to discuss it at the store and an employee all but ignores her?? Don’t know about anyone else, but do you really think one of her employees would out & out disobey her? I don’t.
Nope. Just like she blamed someone else at the magazine for cutting Dorit last season even though LVP was the editor. It’s a pattern with her. She thinks we aren’t smart enough to see it.
The vast majority of us are not smart enough to see it. So she’s right about that.
God I have got to give her a pass. The loss of a brother, close or not, is excruciating. On top of that add the loss of her dogs- it’s too much. Grief isn’t lateral. I see where Rinna claims to not have known the brother OD when she tweeted the pill laden cupcake, this just feels sordid. They ALL have agendas, cut LVP some slack if only for the losses.
Rinna letting everyone know she WAS NOT going to eat that chocolate rose. Sigh. Eat woman, you’d feel so much better.
I totally missed that. I heard Dorit say that she was going to take hers home. I know I’m in the minority but, I think that Rinna is naturally on the thin side and just watches what she eats and works out. Not saying she eats a lot but I don’t think she’s anorexic or malnourished.
I was so glad to see that 90% of the viewers are on Lisa V side about the dog.. Being a dog owner and lover this story just makes me sick.. The rest of these women need to change their tune fast since there is so much public backlash.. This was a crime, this dog was dumped expected not to be found almost 2 hour away from Beverly Hills. My hats off to who reported it. ( BTW the news source is saying it is another housewife) Maybe it’s Camille as she and Dorit were arguing big at Andy’s shower and Andy told them to save it for the reunion. Would like hear more about other news regarding these women but as Kyle claims these are “personal matters. So glad to see LVP seeming to feel more at ease filming with VPR kids that would be my choice too. I would stay clear of this toxic bunch who are too much of a stressor for her right now. She doesn’t need this. Lisa is very valuable to Bravo and I hope she is getting her Vanderpump Vegas show and takes James. That would be some draw to Caesar’ palace.
Wait the dog was “dumped”
Also I don’t think anyone doubts there was wrong doing by Dorit. It’s how LVP chose to handle it with a “friend”
totally agree!!! ALL of LA is kill shelters Dorit is awful and horrible Lamont as bad as Trashley
When did Teddi have 2 teenage daughters? I think she meant Denise Richards. My new second favourite housewife! Nr.1 will always be Queen Lisa Vanderpump.
When I saw all the comments in my inbox about this episode I was wondering what in the heck from this episode you guys had to comment about.
Then I read the comments. Remind me to continue to mix up some names on this shit show. I think next week I’ll switch my Kyle comments with LVP. That should be good for ratings…
Im getting new flooring and every time I see you all write LVP, I think you all are talking about luxury vinyl plank. I gotta get my mind right.
Ha! Congrats on the new Floor!
If you have worked in rescue then you know what a big deal having a dog end up in a kill shelter is. If I were LVp, I woukd be so pissed I would scream it from the rooftops.
First a rescue dog has usually been badly treated already. What were they thinking to allow Dorit to adopt? Dogs do find small children to be very threatening. Children can be rough, look a dog dead in the eyes or want to pat or beat them on their heads. You have to have an adult who will take time to teach a child how to respect a dog. I don’t see Dorit in that role. NOt only is a dog frightened by a new environment, it was probably mal treated by children who didn’t know better.
SEcond, a rescue needs to maintain their reputation for doing the right thind. If dogs go to kill shelters your supporters may view you as a failure. A rescue could very lose thousands in donations. Dorit & PK need to pay. Additionally, a shelter doesnt have to let a rescue pull dogs out. Why let that happen if the dog will just come back.
I never liked Dorit & PK but this makes me ill. Vanderpump Rules should sue. The rescue that I work with would definitely suee for breach of contract!
All I can say for the othersis get over yourself. Not your problem. Rinna though will find ways to have issues with LVP
Here . . here! Very well said! Worse than finding one of your rescue dogs in a “kill shelter” is the media finding out about it! Lisa would NEVER have let that bit of info loose. Everyone seems to be blaming it on Kyle. My bet is “Rinna”!
I don’t think it was Rinna or Ang of the ladies. For once. I think it may have been the guy who works for Lisa who was so upset. Also, people are saying Lisa is trying to blame Teddi. No, she was told by the same guy that he told Teddi about it. I sometimes get frustrated with Lisa because she keeps things inside and doesn’t drag them out in public but that is the British way. My husband is British and he would rather glue his mouth shut than discuss personal issues in front of friends.
What kills me is The Kemsley’s “horror” over the fact that their puppy bit. As he owner of a new puppy (and 5th dog during my lifetime), they bite and chew. That little scratch on PK’s nose was nothing, They have razor-sharp teeth and they have to learn to regulate their bite strength. It takes time and training. What the hell did they expect would happen with small children and puppies? I’m not sure if I believe Dorit’s story or not, but LVP’s reaction is disturbing. She has lost all perspective and her need to always paint a picture of perfection in herself, home and businesses is just sad really. Imagine the pressure to always have to be perfect. Exhausting! And LVP is so transparent in her efforts to paint Teddy as the “puppygate” gossip culprit. Really a perfect setup. It would not surprise me if she directed her employee to share the info with Teddy just to set her up. This is going to be a ride – I’m rather intrigued to watch the great “side snipper” go down.
Agree!! Puppies have to learn not to bite and/or how hard to bite. When my dog was a puppy she would constantly nip my ankles and even bit my daughter’s butt. But with love, patience, and training she learned her boundaries and is now the gentlest dog. But a puppy may not be the best fit for a house with super young kids, especially when Dorit & PK are the parents in question.
Also totally agree with you on the LVP perspective. Dorit handled it badly but Lisa V is back her usual tricks of pretending it’s ok and then being passive agressive with Dorit. It also looks like she’s throwing Teddi under the bus with Dorit. Dorit is already worked up about Teddi and puppy gate and I haven’t heard Teddi say boo to anyone about it. Shady, shady lady.
PK seems like he has zero patience, so I can’t see him putting up with any trouble from a puppy. He seems like the type to take personal affront because the puppy scratched him. That photo of the bite reminded me of the type that is taken when someone has been abused.
I hadn’t even considered that Kyle, Dorit and Erica might be deflecting on LVP in order to avoid the legal conversations. I know I am in the minority but I still like LVP. There are some admirable qualities there, in my opinion. My theory is that with all the shady dealings with Dorit and PK and of course the dog situation that she wanted to distance herself from them and certainly control the conversation about Vanderpump Dogs. Dorit made the mistake and a dog almost died because of it.
You aren’t alone, but I certainly feel that here. I’d rather watch LVP than multiple others on RHBH and I just don’t ever see myself becoming a Kyle fan, despite the lovefest.
I like Denise! GREAT addition and her voice is much lower than I thought it was…
For the two teenage daughters to be normal is a miracle! Two words: Charlie Sheen. KUDOS to Denise!
I love Denise, she is my girl crush!
I love Lisa and I really like Denise on here so far. I do, however, miss Kyle and Lisa and their adventures. Their friendship is not forced like the new ones this season. The best cast they ever had was the first few seasons. I love Camille and Adrienne. I miss that whole group including Kim.
It’s pretty clear that Beverly Hills may require “Dog Nannies”! Especially, for those who want the appearance of being humane, kind, or . . . . family-like. 🙂
LVP leaking it to the press was supposed to but all the blame on Dorit (where it should be) and to make her the victim who tragically discovered that her trusted friend aopted a dog and it ended up in the kill shelter. If not for her microchipping and valiantly going to rerescue the poor dog it would have been killed!!!! SHE SAVED THE DOGS LIFE TWICE! and her heartless friend nearly got a dog killed.
How is that bad press again?
It shouldn’t have happened at all! The dog, the leak . . . none of it! Who needs this? Production companies are ruining these shows! Sheesh . . . we just found out that all the time Kate & Josia were demanding that Caroline leave the ship, production was telling her to stay!
I’m am so happy you just put that out there. Every time we have gotten a rescue or abused foster pup the paperwork states clearly to return to rescue center that pup was gotten from. Every fucking time. Dorit in my opinion took the easy way out. Puppy bites the kids, not a right fit for the family. That simple. Take pup back to rescue center, easy. I’ve never cared for her in the past seasons but I. Just two episodes her and attitude seem awful as ever. I also think that burglary is sounding pretty damn shady. Just like her and her shaved Elmer’s glue husband.
In my neck of the woods we always have Arnold Palmers with vodka. 😉. Just the way I like. Add vodka. The worlds a happier place.
Dorit is so fos. I hate to say it but it’s true. To say the puppy “wasn’t a good fit” is BS. Is this like a maniac large dog? No! It’s a little puppy! Dorito is FOS. I can’t stand her. Incidentally, she has a new face and it’s FREAKY she is 100% unrecognizable.
I get the feeling Teddi’s husband is cheating or will cheat. Gosh it’s random haha, but it’s just a feeling.
I love Denise! And I love Beverley Hills, however I am already over the dog story. Dorit was wrong, we all know that and I haven’t seen one person defend what she did, but Vanderpump is shady as shit and trying to play the victim again. Bored now!
Erika looked so beautiful on the plane at the end of the episode, without all her war paint on.
What was up with Erica and glam squad picking out her clothes, with tags, from a small library, and not a glam closet? Was it the pool house library?
Erika is beautiful, but her “fashion” is awful!
My loathing of Dorit has made me an LVP sympathiser again.