I cannot believe Don’t Be Tardy has been around for seven seasons. I haven’t been able to see any ratings for this season. The sites I check usually only do the top 50 cable shows of the night and it has not show up. That means it is well below 400K. I can’t believe Bravo put it on Sunday nights now. It’s really not a bad show. If you didn’t know who the people were and harbored no negativity, it’s kind of cute. Kim Biermann is nothing like she is on Housewives on DBT.
Andy Cohen being Andy Cohen immediately asks about Kim’s boobs. Are they smaller? Yes they are, she got a reduction. I guess she finally realized that shirts don’t fit well when you have big boobs because you have to buy large sizes. Ditto, dresses. Brielle is behind the bar.
Andy raves about his adorable baby boy for a bit. He lets us know that his diaper game is strong but the whole swaddling thing is a bit perplexing. Then he moves on to RHOA and talks about how Dennis McKinley was a bit concerned about having to share Porsha Williams boobs with the baby. Did I miss that part? This of course brings Andy right back to the topic of Kim’s boobs. He wants to know if Kroy ever tasted her breast milk. Kim said that he liked it. It is supposed to give you extra energy so it was a traditional act before his games. Andy is fascinated by this entire visual that I could do without.
Andy asks Kim what she thinks of Nene and Gregg’s marriage and her inability to be a proper caregiver for her husband. Kim says that Gregg is going through a lot and she should put some of her needs aside and focus on him. But, she also understands that Nene has needs too. She mentions that their wedding vows included “in sickness and in health.” She is supportive of Nene again later in the show.
Andy finally acknowledges Eva Marcille’s existence. Perhaps that is because she is unrecognizable on this show. The hair, the one shoulder top, the double strand of pearls. It’s all wrong. She’s too pretty and too fashion conscious to come out on stage like this. Andy asked about Porsha Williams proposal and she acted like it was the most elaborate thing she had ever seen. It was literally an empty room at a heliport with a People magazine photo and her sister.
Andy asks a bunch of innocuous questions to Kim. At one point he asked, “Do you think there is anything you and Kroy could learn from Kandi and Todd’s marriage?” She replied, “No, I don’t share my husband, sweetie.” The audience groaned. The other questions were pointless.
Kim and Eva both had three dresses for the wedding. Nene told Eva to do that because you can’t expect one dress to get you through the whole evening. Um, sure you can. I’ll give you the going away dress if you are in fact going away somewhere but if it is just for the walk out the door and the car ride home, then no girl. Ninety-five percent of the viewers think three dresses is excessive. The other five percent are all the other housewives current and former who are watching from home.
Brielle’s face is way different from the last time I saw it. She looks a bit less like Kim’s clone. She is single. Her face is… way, way different.
A caller asked Eva what she and Shannon Beador were talking about off in the corner at Andy’s baby shower. She says she is a huge Shannon fan and was so excited to meet her. She wanted to let her know that she has so many people pulling for her and she looks fabulous. Shannon really does look great.
A caller asks Kim why she looks half her age on Instagram but half her age on TV? Andy says that was not the approved question! Lol. They just ignore the caller and move on. But, I mean. It is a valid question.
Kim is asked what she thinks about Porsha marrying “the hot dog king.”Kim doesn’t mention Dennis at all in her answer and gives a blanket sort of I am so happy for her response.
Eva doesn’t think her comments toward Cynthia since she has been on the show are shady she thought they were funny. Perhaps it was British Humor? She says if people think that is shady, she will be an umbrella. This audience is making lots of reaction noises tonight. Is Suzanne from the Wendy Williams Show there as a hype girl? I’m kidding but they had a big reaction to Eva’s comments about not being shady.
A commenter asks what Kim thinks now knowing that Kenya Moore’s baby and husband are both real? She says that motherhood is the best and she wants the best for everyone. Andy asks if Eva wants more kids. She says yes, she want five but she will settle for four if she can get twins on the next go-round. Kim tries to warn her that she doesn’t want twins. Eva is drinking wine because she is apparently hoping to get pregnant and she thinks it is better than getting knocked up on vodka. Because you know … there are all of those throngs of fucked up people walking around because mama got pregnant from a drunken one night stand. Wait. Maybe that is why there are so many dumb people. Hmm.
Kim says she and Nene are fine. It doesn’t seem like the communicate though. She sent some things to Nene when Gregg was first diagnosed. Kroy has become a the manager of of Kim, Brielle and Ariana. So that is his job now. How does he find time for that while doing all his wig brushing duties?
The After Show
When the after show begins Eva and Kim are deep in conversation about why she wasn’t at Andy’s baby shower. The short answer was she wasn’t invited. He says no former housewives were invited. Nene just showed up with Phaedra as a surprise. Then he explained that there were people he would have like to have there, like Caroline Manzo. He also said Jill Zarin wanted to be invited. Also, he sent Kim a very nice text saying he missed having her there.
Eva is asked about Tanya getting crap from the other housewives. At first she thought the caller said Kenya (so do I) and she responds with Kenya? She’s not on the show. Then she says she loves Tanya and feels like the she is not being given a fair shake bye everyone. Speaking of Tanya Sam, I keep meaning to get back with my source that said she was so compelling in Japan and ask if they cut out her compelling parts. Because I must have missed them. I like Tanya and think she is too classy for the franchise, but I didn’t see what all the hype was about while they were in Tokyo with regard to Tanya.
Someone asks Kim about working with Kandi Burruss on an album? This is a real question? Andy talks about how sad the end of her friend with Kandi was since they were very close for a long time. Kim says she really could not understand the way she treated her at the reunion and she doesn’t think things will improve with them. Andy brings up Sheree and Kim says she thinks she and Sheree will die never spilling the secrets they know about each other and she values that. Wait wasn’t it just like 35 minutes ago she was taking jabs at Kandi’s marriage talking about her sharing her husband? Andy asks if Sheree is still dating the felon (Tyrone). Kim says everyone wants to know that shit. That’s why you should have her back on next season.
Eva says that the fight on the bus with Marlo went on way longer than what we say and she got really heated. And with that, this show is mercifully over.
After all the crazy faces I got pulling photos, I like the photos better than the recap! Both of them seemed to be looking at Andy some kinda way through the whole show. I didn’t notice if Andy was drinking tonight or not.
Poor Brielle! Her lips are unrecognizable. Why anyone would want to look that unnatural is a mystery to me…
I don’t think there was any filler left in the US when she left that office. There is a blind item out there about a reality star spawn ‘yachting’ and her shtick is looking like a doll and talking in a baby voice. Most guessed Brielle.
I just can’t see Kroy approving of that. I know he’s majorly whipped but he looks at her like a daughter. I just don’t buy it.
He has been completely reprogrammed. He’s down with it all. There is no old Kroy left. His parents must be devastated.
I used to really like Kroy, thought he was normal and sensible. I agree his parents must be devastated.
That is so true, I hoped he would influence her values… instead he lost his…does he stay in touch with any of his former teammates or have friends?
Lindsey Lohan
Brielle is Porn Star Barbie.
Besides her lips, did anyone understand what was going on with Brielle’s lazy eye? I hadn’t noticed that before. Botox or filler gone back? Wonky fake eyelash? Bad Makeup? Something more serious? All of the above?
You should try reading the comments. I realize this is a ridiculous place to point this out, since, well, clearly you don’t read the comments.
Tamara, DBT is regularly scheduled for Friday night, not Sunday. A bad night for ratings, yes?
Kim’s breast milk may be why kept is no longer playing ?.
Now I am preparing to type something that I never could have imagined saying. I feel like all the years that we heard nene say she is 100 and real we are finally getting that 100. It takes a lot of balls to state on tv several times a taping that your husband with cancer always supported you but you can’t Stand him basically. So props to you nene for letting all your evil out. Care taking is not easy but damn you don’t speak about the person you are taking care of as if they are the devil.
fucking HELL! has brielle had a stroke? i never noticed her wonky, droopy left eye.
pump more silicone and plastics into your body! it’ll be fine.
She looks awful. Why a mother would encourage such absurdity and destruction of her child’s body? Jesus, Lord, Jenny Wren!
She does look absolutely awful. Crazy for such a young person to be so altered and fake. Gross! Ugh. Looks like Khloe Kardashian.
Kim looks so distorted it is distracting. Bizarre. Sigh.
She would be thrilled that you think she looks like Khloe. But the fact is she doesn’t. Khloe has a much more natural, pretty look. She is starting down the path of that old lady who looks like a cat.
Perfectly stated. That’s the truth!
It’s somewhat painful to look at! Those girls were naturally pretty-did not even need make up. What goes on in these young girls’ heads? It makes me a little sad that their self confidence must be so low-or that they don’t see what they should when looking in the mirror.
It’s probably from botox. I’ve gotten a wonky eye from botox 2x, lasts about 2-3 weeks. Why Brielle would get botox in her 20 yr old face is beyond me.
She was s pretty girl. She just needed a regular exercise routine but she has gone down s horrible road with plastic surgery. It’s sad.
Yes, what is going on with the lazy eye!
thanks for clearing that up, TT. Kim said “I don’t share my husband”, I thought she said something like Kroy doesn’t cheat on me like Todd. I guess it means the same thing. YUCK to Todd in the first place. GROSS!
Brielle has to stop with the injections. She looks like a plastic clown face.
Kroy really needs to make a mends with his family. It’s shameful. AND any wife would encourage that relationship, but we all know how Kim’s relationship with HER parents ended up.
I think Kim likes being alone on an island with Kroy and the kids. Kroy’s family may not have liked Kim before they were married, but after being married with four kids, they should be over it by now. Life is too short!
Kim’s parents repeatedly sold stories to the tabloids!! When they sold the story that Brielle and Arianna had different fathers, that was the last straw. I remember sweet Arianna crying and crying. They had never wanted anyone to know.
What grandparents intentionally cause harm to their grandchildren for money? I suppose they justified it thinking it would get out eventually so they may as well get paid!
Remember Kim’s mother drunkenly disrupting her wedding by demanding to be let into the master bedroom where the baby was sleeping? Kim asked her dad to take the woman home and he acted like it was same-song-different-verse of what he always does.
Kim’s parents are toxic. I don’t blame her for cutting them out of her life.
Kroy’s parents did not sell that story, Kim’s did.
Yes, Kim’s parents are the ones I’m talking about when I say “grandparents.” I don’t know anything about Kroy’s parents.
Kim’s mom wanted to use an actual restroom inside her own daughter’s home instead of a portapotty. I don’t think it was necessary for her to do that, but I also don’t think she was asking too much.
Those portapotties were very nice. I’ve been in one like those – they are roomier than you think, and very clean.
Kim’s mom was also bringing someone with her, and I think it was to see the baby, not use the restroom.
I think so too because she wanted into the master bedroom bathroom. I’m sure there’s a guest bathroom on the ground floor near the front door.
I doubt they would recognize Kroy, he went from hot to not. Does he have any male friends left? I really liked him and hoped he would have an effect on Kim, instead he turned into an gross enabler. Now he is just eww.
I truly can’t believe a mother would let her daughter do that to her face- TRAGIC!!
Happy DBT will be on Friday nights and hopefully will never do another season, although I preferred the house /design shows.
There is so much plastic in the Z-B household it should be considered a landfill. Even Kroy looks more so,
Brielles Twitter pic isn’t good either.
How do they keep all their spending up?? Did Big Poppa offer a pension plan?
“Did Big Poppa offer a pension plan?” LMFAO!!!
“Did Big Poppa offer a pension plan?” LMFAO!!
Kim seemed pissed off and bitter from the get go and hardly ever looked directly into the camera. and her daughter – lord have mercy.
I think TFTP was filmed in the summer of 2017. It has been on the shelf for awhile. I cringed when Kim said Brielle is popular with the guys online. Kim wants back on RHOA so bad.
Funny how Kim won’t share her husband when she happily shared someone else’s husband for years.
This^ I’ve been waiting for someone to say!
YESSSSSS!!!! You are SO right! ???
Good one Chelle!??
That was awesome
Close your legs to married men. Low down monkey with a wig on….
Oh…Nene used to be so nasty but it was good
Gregg was married when him & Nene started back when she was stripping so she had NO ROOM telling Kim to close your legs to married men. ??
And no room to say “Bye wig” that pot-kettle NeNe. I guess with that GLUE NeNe thinks hers are exempt. Kim’s wigs look better than NeNe’s but they look so much alike. There are 60-80 according to the Italy trip passport episode; it said she brought 50 to Italy. She could donate some to a woman’s cancer recovery group.
Please do not give them to the cancer patients, they have enough to deal with.
Having worn many ‘hair for hats’, this made me giggle out loud. Thank you! 🙂
Brielle’s new face job makes her look 15 years older. I hate to think of a metal disorder, but there is something wrong with the Bierman Trio, when it comes to altering their looks on a twice a year basis. Kudos to the girl for dressing decent, for a change.
I could cry, just looking at that picture of Brielle. She was such a beautiful girl when DBT first started. I had a soft spot for both of Kim’s girls; the idea of either of them yachting is so sad. Kim is right up there with Chris Jenner in the mother department. It’s horrifying to think about the future of Kim’s sweet younger 4 children.
Kim has photoshopped her FOUR YEAR OLD DAUGHTER on Instagram more than once. It’s an illness. They really think they look good.
They are very contradictory. They supposedly tell their children how perfect they are (which they ABSOLUTELY SHOULD), then have to get a perfect picture. (Apparently not quite perfect enough)
Heartbreaking and the damage will appear in about 10-20 years for the fallout of self-esteem, self-image, and a few other things.
And those kids are so young, if they are so loved, why insist on the changes? Kroy seems on board with the whole perfection as well.
Well we know Kim chows down constantly, so perhaps we can avoid eating disorders. Guess body dysmorphia will be a issue.
I wish there were more people upset by her obsession with looks, even if it was just regarding her girls.
Never have I seen a 40, 20, and 17 year old look alike. (In a non-natural way)
They are starting to look like they beamed in from the Twilight Zone. At some point in the next 10 years or so, the plastic surgeries will backfire and the results will be as horrifying as Mickey Roarke’s. Yikes! Beyond repairable.
What happens when the money dries up? It’s going to be bad…
Ever hear of big kathy? These types of mothers in fact exist.
TT you cracked me up on this recap….the reason for all the dumb people out there & Kroy finding time to manage outside of his wig brushing. ???
I don’t watch DBT, but enjoyed the WWHL recap. I just can’t with the plastic faces and watching Kroy wait on Kim like she’s some goddess. I don’t even think of Kroy as manly. She emasculated him long ago. The caller was right, Kim looks nothing on TV like she does in her pics she posts. She photo shops EVERYTHING! The photo shop of her 4 yr old was the worst. Who does that? Who even thinks they need to photo shop a 4 yr old’s pic???
On DBT the younger one was trying on prom dresses and Breille commented “your tittles are popping!”. Right in front of Kim and Kroy. What a messed up thing to say in front of your parents about your 16 year old sister.
Sorry, she said titties. Auto correct. Still, ew.
She also said Kroy walked in on her having sex and when Arianna asked what happened Brielle’s reply was “I said Hey”. My jaw dropped! That’s just so, I don’t know. This family has no boundaries. Like none.
Eva is just not interesting. It doesn’t matter how hard she tries. Not surprise she want another baby. Getting pregnant is now seen as a sure thing to get a contract renewal.
I agree, Boujee Bee. Love your name too! Eva is just too normal for this show. She is very pretty though. I don’t have a clue why a stylist would’ve sent her on tv looking like that. The length of her hair is perfect but he part and styling was all wrong. Pairing it with an off the shoulder shapeless top and layered necklaces was just weird. TT is 100% correct; Eva is too pretty for that mess!
Hi Amanda. I agree. Eva is pretty, but just don’t fit with RHOA, as a full time cast. She better off being cast as a friend. She should have refuse to wear that mess of an esemble that was offered to her. I like the bob on her. I just can’t get with the 40 inches of hair extensions she wears from time to time. Not a good look at all.
Did you see when the door was closed on her hair in Tokyo? I lol.
The car door I meant.
I didn’t. But was Nene there to scream THE DOOR IS CLOSED! Because that would have been awesome.
Tamara, I’m glad you said the show was cute — I agree. I haven’t watched this season but use to enjoy the show because of the kids. It was fun seeing all of the situations that naturally come up when you’ve got a houseful of kids.
I saw a picture of Kenya’s baby she posted this weekend — what an adorable baby!!
I don’t understand why beautiful Brielle thinks she needs any fillers/surgery. She is naturally pretty and looked better before messing with her face.
Off Topic: I remember you mentioning that you were changing what you eat after realizing you were giving your dog better food than you were giving yourself (paraphrasing). How are you doing with that? There is a book coming out tomorrow by the Food Babe that I am kind of excited about. I have her first book and if you want motivation to switch to clean eating you might want to take a look. My dog still probably eats cleaner than I do. 🙂 She also has a website. You’ll have to research a few things — she isn’t right about everything but I think she is right most of the time.
The caller who then that shade about all Kim’s filtered pictures! He rocks! And she looks a size 2 on IG but like a size 8 next to other folks when on WWHL. I find her face too disconcerting to look at. I can’t watch the show. The ducks lips are beyond and the makeup. And she’s ruined her daughter’s faces. And yes, Kroy is gone. He actually looks like his forehead is Botoxed so he’s going their way. His parents and teammates must be shocked at what they see now. I don’t know what they’ll do when the show is over.
I was surprised when they asked who would Kim like to see back on the show between Sheree and Kenya, and she didn’t stick up for Sheree then. She said she herself should be back on. She then said sheree on the after show when most folks don’t see. Not nice. I didn’t like Eva’s outfit but she’s beautiful. Boring as hell though.
Kim is doing this to her daughter so she (Kim) will look younger since they look older! She is that kind of evil!!IMHO
As chef Tracey said, all of the girls are starting to look alike; they all look like they are nearing 40. Ariana isn’t too bad yet. Take off the heavy eyelashes and more natural eyebrows and no more Botox and she will look fine.
I hope Kim leaves the Little’s face alone. The twins speaking Spanish is the best part of the show.
On DBT, I noticed something I had not seen before — Kroc has very sloped shoulders. Not his posture, natural.
The new drinking game on WWHL should be take a shot every time the mention Kenya. Reading recaps, it seems her name comes up a lot.
Brielle no longer looks human, she looks like a over inflated doll. Her lips look they might pop at any minute. I cant believe that Kim is Ok with this ..this is not a attractive look, it’s scary!
Can someone please tell Kim to stop making that terrible face where she drags her mouth down. Ugh, its terrible!
Poor Brielle. Her lips look like somebody put pliers around them and squeezed until they exploded. She needs to go on “Botched” to get that mess undone. And, whatever else she’s had done needs to be reversed, too. She looks horrible!
That thing Kim does with her neck and face when something turns her off is repulsive. IMO, she never was and never will be a beauty queen. But, she’s a whole lot more attractive when she’s not making that face (and wearing those Halloween waxed lips.)