I just noticed this is episode eleven of Love After Lockup Season Two. How many more episodes could their possibly be?It feels like so long ago that I watched the last episode of this trainwreck. I am grateful for the synopsis of the previous episode because I’ve been so busy my brain got too full to store it.
Caitlin & Matt
Matt goes shopping for jewelry to appease Caitlin after they had another fight. Where is he going to get money for a ring? He takes their business card and leaves.
In other bad news, Caitlin’s mother, who we just met on the show, has died unexpectedly. She had a headache when she went to bed and did not wake up. In the past three years, Caitlin lost both parents and both grandparents. No matter what a daughter’s relationship with her mom is, losing your mother is extremely painful. At least she has her mom on camera telling her she loves her. This is painful to watch.
Tracie & Clint
I almost can’t stand to watch these Clint scenes. By the way, Tracie calls and she is in jail again. Raise you hand if you are surprised. I see no hands. As the story goes, she was speeding in her stolen rental care at 3 am somewhere in Texas when she was pulled over. There was a warrant out for her for violating parole. She is now in jail without bond. Clint doesn’t even ask, “Where is the car?” Because, Clint. When Clint asks her if she stills loves him and still wants to be together, she doesn’t answer. Instead she apologizes for what she did and says she never left him, she just left for a while.
Clint brings up the rental car. She says she can’t talk about it now because she is too freaked out. She says something about leaving it at a store. They whose car was she speeding in? She then fishes for affection saying she doesn’t understand why he would want to be with a fuckup anyway. Of course, that works.
Later, we get a confessional from Tracie in a Seminole County, Texas orange jumpsuit and shackles. She is happy as a clam prattling on about her prison tattoo with Clint’s name on her ring finger. Clearly she is getting something in jail.
Lizzie & Scott
We being with Lizzie and Jazmyne going wedding dress shopping for a wedding that we all know will never happen. Jazmyne, I am told, is still acting like she is part of grown folks relationships on Instagram. I haven’t had time to follow-up on that information this week.
Scott got some temporary teeth and Lizzie loves them. But not as much as she like her new sportscar.

Brittany & Marcelino (Amanda)
Britanny is throwing a BBQ for Marcelino’s birthday. A friend of Brittany’s has offered her home for the event since these two are living in a hotel. (Motel…Holiday Inn..,(sorry) Britanny is pregnant and no one knows. Amanda has a lot of nerve coming to Marcelino’s birthday party. It might be excusable if it were Britanny’s birthday. But this is just wrong. Amanda’s date and Marcelino get into a verbal dust-up.
Britanny tells Sascha that her Amanda’s date has to leave. Sascha says she will throw the girl out of the party. Brittany also tells Sascha she is pregnant before she tells her husband. Britanny tells Marcelino that Amanda needs to go with her. So, Marcelino escorts them both to the door. Sascha asks Britanny if she thinks she is having a baby for the right reasons. Britanny wonders if things are happening too soon. You think? She can’t even pick her husband over her girlfriend! Megan tells us she bought a one-way ticket.
Megan & Michael & Sarah
Sarah
It seems like Michael has stayed with Sarah for a full week since their big fight. Sarah has not told Michael she is pregnant.
Later, Michael, Sarah and the baby hang out by the water with his mother and sister. His mother tells him that he needs to get rid of the other women in his life and focus on his family. In short, she says Megan has to go. Michael seems to listen to her. He does say that he missed his teenage years. He still has wild oats to sow. His mama tells him he can’t get that time back. Again, she tells him to focus on his family. Michael tells his mom he is going to break up with Megan today. Oh, and he has to go see his parole officer. This is his favorite excuse for fleeing to the female he is not currently with.
Megan
With Michael back with Sarah, Megan hasn’t heard much from him in the past week. Megan has had enough. She is going to New York to see him. Michael has told her his parole has more restrictions. Michael is trying to stop it because his mother and sister are coming to see him and it isn’t quite time for that yet.
Later, Megan arrives at the airport in New York. Michael gives his wife and family the slip, blaming it on his PO. Then he heads off to be with Megan. Again, this sounds exhausting. The closer he comes to meeting Megan the more he loses his resolve to dump her. After weeks of teasing the big confrontation between Michael’s two women, the show ends with Megan and Michael still at the airport.
Next time, it looks like Michael gets arrested. And is Tracie in yet a third jail?
I love this train wreck. Great recap, as always.
They announced an extension to season 2 due to its popularity. They are adding 10 episodes so they say that will bring it to 24 episodes. They are supposedly adding new couples at some point.
So we aren’t even halfway through now.
TT-Great recap. When I saw Scott’s new teeth all I could think of was The episode of Friends when Ross got his teeth whitened.
I felt really sorry for Scott especially as he was saying how much those teeth hurt to wear.
My heart broke for Caitlin last night. That was so sad. Single Stone, the brand of ring Matt was looking at, has their flagship store in downtown LA. Beautiful estate rings and new ones made with vintage stones. I looked at their rings when I was picking out my engagement ring. But, ultimately went with a different vintage jeweler. I was surprised they would let their name be associated with this show. His friend was super weird about the idea of Matt buying her a ring. He also seemed a bit under the influence of something. Allegedly. Or maybe he just wanted Matt to buy him a ring?
I got the impression Matt’s friend was being shady due to Matt & Caitlin just recently having a big fight and getting an engagement ring to propose to be married wasn’t the best idea under the circumstances, all the way around. His friend just took him to his own employer to see about getting a job, which definitely he knows Matt must do, and he witnesses Matt blowing that opportunity all to pieces! (after his recommendation to his own boss & Matt acting a fool with his temper & all!) Really think the friend was thinking & appearing to show his reaction to the fact that it’s a Ridiculous Idea & Big Mistake!
This show is a can’t miss for me. I loose several IQ points every Friday, but that’s ok.
Same as you all I am waiting for the show down between Sarah and Megan. Wonder who gets the prize? Definitely not Pretty Girl. Sad for that child.
Glad they added more episodes and couples.
Clint would benefit from a competency hearing. Someone needs to take control and keep him from the abyss of the goddess.
Since Mommy handed him his credit card and debit card with explicit instructions concerning how much he can spend, hopefully this has already been taken care of…
I know right?!!!!!! I keep screaming conservatorship at the screen! I also keep asking myself who raised these morons and foisted them on the world? Both inmates and civilians. JFC!
He would but not until all the bills come rolling in and they attempt to sue him for payment. Then have a competency hearing. LOL!
Awesome recap, again… poor Caitlyn, now she feels all alone and said MethMouthMatt is the only family she has left… is anyone else terrified? And M3’s buddy DEF looked as though he was on something in the ring store… and why the hell is he fronting for the cameras at this fancy store, when we all know Cait will end up with a Blue Light Special CZ at worst, pawn shop ring at best? And for crying out loud, PLEASE get to inevitable drama between Michael, poor Megan he de-virginized, and baby Mama squared… I’m so pathetic that my news feed includes tons of updates about LALU, but I’ve exhibited extreme restraint (???) and not read about the twitter-fight between these two relatively normal women over a dude that’s been incarcerated since 15. Why would Michael let Meg fly ALL the way from Dallas to Rochester just to dump her? Hopefully the show’s picking up the tab… BTW I’m a little envious of Megan’s suitcase. I don’t travel with garbage bags but mine has all kinds of rips and tears courtesy disgruntled baggage handlers. Oh well…
Clint looks like he started smoking meth himself… what’s up with the red Mark’s all over his face? And for Garsh’s sake, link roll your signature size 3x white sweater… or better yet buy a Boy’s size medium that would actually fit. But at least we’ll hopefully get to see him visit The Goddess next week, she said theres visitation hours the next day… if they can get cameras in for her TH I hope they’ll allow film crew in for the visit. And come on Clint, who really cares about the 30k tab for the rental car? The Goddess certainly doesn’t.
Poor Scott looks like he’s wearing one of those flipper things reminiscent of Toddlers in Tiaras. And I’m pretty sure Lizzie shouldn’t be driving her shiny RX-8 even in a parking lot with a REVOKED license, you have to have at least a learner’s permit where I live to get behind the wheel. Since it’s a stick and she hasn’t driven in 10 years, I’m pretty sure the tranny’s burned out anyway.
And a shout out to whoever decided to extend the season by 10 episodes!!!! I luh you…
*LINT ROLL, not link roll*. Thanks but no thanks, spell check
The thought of Cailyn being alone in the world with no one and clinging to Matt is really, really sad. She needs to go to school, even if she already managed to get a college degree somewhere. Take some classes, Meet new people that are not felons. Get some sort of compass in her life.
I’ve been sort of feeling bad for Caitlin because she really wants to see Matt succeed. I was hoping the light bulb was starting to come on to wake her up, but her mother’s death was a huge blow. With no one else, she’s going to hang on Matt like a lifeboat. She needs to move back to where she was and maybe stay with the friend we saw on the first episode.
I had a lot of loss in my life in a short period of time with similarly sad and difficult circumstances as Caitlyn. I think she will find her way, but it will be tough. After all that upheaval she needs to start over. It takes time to build a life, and gosh I sure hope she finds a good shrink. When you have so much happen in your life you just need a place that is safe to have diarrhea of the mouth and get all the thoughts out if your head so you can move on.
I feel like we’ve all been wondering why in the sweet Mary mother of Jesus hell is caitlin fuckin with this no tooth having motherfucker and now it’s so clear to me why….She feels like she has no one else in her life so she’s desperately trying to find someone to call her own. ?
Caitlin if your listening sweety, run as fast as you can and do not look back. He ain’t it! I mean I’m all for rehabilitation and turning your life around. I’ve done it and it can be done. But i have serious, very serious doubts that your man wants to rehabilitate. I mean, my goddess (hehe), he said it himself when he said “why move to an apartment when i have my mommy to live with”.
By that one statement alone, it is clear to see, he will not be the man you need him to be.
Lmao!! Matt can’t buy a ring, the felon ain’t got a job!