I just noticed this is episode eleven of Love After Lockup Season Two. How many more episodes could their possibly be?It feels like so long ago that I watched the last episode of this trainwreck. I am grateful for the synopsis of the previous episode because I’ve been so busy my brain got too full to store it.
Caitlin & Matt
Matt goes shopping for jewelry to appease Caitlin after they had another fight. Where is he going to get money for a ring? He takes their business card and leaves.
In other bad news, Caitlin’s mother, who we just met on the show, has died unexpectedly. She had a headache when she went to bed and did not wake up. In the past three years, Caitlin lost both parents and both grandparents. No matter what a daughter’s relationship with her mom is, losing your mother is extremely painful. At least she has her mom on camera telling her she loves her. This is painful to watch.
Tracie & Clint
I almost can’t stand to watch these Clint scenes. By the way, Tracie calls and she is in jail again. Raise you hand if you are surprised. I see no hands. As the story goes, she was speeding in her stolen rental care at 3 am somewhere in Texas when she was pulled over. There was a warrant out for her for violating parole. She is now in jail without bond. Clint doesn’t even ask, “Where is the car?” Because, Clint. When Clint asks her if she stills loves him and still wants to be together, she doesn’t answer. Instead she apologizes for what she did and says she never left him, she just left for a while.
Clint brings up the rental car. She says she can’t talk about it now because she is too freaked out. She says something about leaving it at a store. They whose car was she speeding in? She then fishes for affection saying she doesn’t understand why he would want to be with a fuckup anyway. Of course, that works.
Later, we get a confessional from Tracie in a Seminole County, Texas orange jumpsuit and shackles. She is happy as a clam prattling on about her prison tattoo with Clint’s name on her ring finger. Clearly she is getting something in jail.
Lizzie & Scott
We being with Lizzie and Jazmyne going wedding dress shopping for a wedding that we all know will never happen. Jazmyne, I am told, is still acting like she is part of grown folks relationships on Instagram. I haven’t had time to follow-up on that information this week.
Scott got some temporary teeth and Lizzie loves them. But not as much as she like her new sportscar.
Brittany & Marcelino (Amanda)
Britanny is throwing a BBQ for Marcelino’s birthday. A friend of Brittany’s has offered her home for the event since these two are living in a hotel. (Motel…Holiday Inn..,(sorry) Britanny is pregnant and no one knows. Amanda has a lot of nerve coming to Marcelino’s birthday party. It might be excusable if it were Britanny’s birthday. But this is just wrong. Amanda’s date and Marcelino get into a verbal dust-up.
Britanny tells Sascha that her Amanda’s date has to leave. Sascha says she will throw the girl out of the party. Brittany also tells Sascha she is pregnant before she tells her husband. Britanny tells Marcelino that Amanda needs to go with her. So, Marcelino escorts them both to the door. Sascha asks Britanny if she thinks she is having a baby for the right reasons. Britanny wonders if things are happening too soon. You think? She can’t even pick her husband over her girlfriend! Megan tells us she bought a one-way ticket.
Megan & Michael & Sarah
It seems like Michael has stayed with Sarah for a full week since their big fight. Sarah has not told Michael she is pregnant.
Later, Michael, Sarah and the baby hang out by the water with his mother and sister. His mother tells him that he needs to get rid of the other women in his life and focus on his family. In short, she says Megan has to go. Michael seems to listen to her. He does say that he missed his teenage years. He still has wild oats to sow. His mama tells him he can’t get that time back. Again, she tells him to focus on his family. Michael tells his mom he is going to break up with Megan today. Oh, and he has to go see his parole officer. This is his favorite excuse for fleeing to the female he is not currently with.
With Michael back with Sarah, Megan hasn’t heard much from him in the past week. Megan has had enough. She is going to New York to see him. Michael has told her his parole has more restrictions. Michael is trying to stop it because his mother and sister are coming to see him and it isn’t quite time for that yet.
Later, Megan arrives at the airport in New York. Michael gives his wife and family the slip, blaming it on his PO. Then he heads off to be with Megan. Again, this sounds exhausting. The closer he comes to meeting Megan the more he loses his resolve to dump her. After weeks of teasing the big confrontation between Michael’s two women, the show ends with Megan and Michael still at the airport.
Next time, it looks like Michael gets arrested. And is Tracie in yet a third jail?