Y’all, it is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Night Eve! That’s right in less than 24 hours one of the most publicized seasons of the Real Housewives of Bevery Hills franchise will premiere and rumor has it things get off to a fast start.
To hold us over until showtime, let’s take a peek at the tag lines.
Kyle Richarrds
“In Beverly Hills, The Truth Always Has A Way Of Rising To The Top.”
All of Kyle’s start with a reference to Beverly Hills or (this town/my town. She’s a girl that sticks with tradition. This season there is also a reference to a certain lying liar who lies. Who could that be?
Erika Jayne
“Most People Talk About Their Fantasies. I’m Living Mine.”
Erika Jayne’s “I’m better than you” theme continues.
Denise Richards
“My Problem With The Tabloids? My Real Life Is So Much Juicier.”
The new girl comes in strong with a promise she won’t be boring.
Dorit Kemsley
“In Business And In Life, I Wear Many Hats… And Hairstyles.”
I don’t think anything can sum up this tagline, Dorit’s hairstyles and her business better than the Golden Goose Shit On My Head Hairstyle.
Lisa Rinna
“In The Game Of Life, It’s Rinna Take All.”
This is my favorite tagline. I am shocked no one thought of it sooner. It’s very Rinna. And I can hear RuPaul telling her this when I read her tagline.
Lisa Vanderpump
“You Can Stab Me In The Back, But Whilst You’re There, Kiss My A**.”
Ah, so very Vanderpump. Victimhood with a side of cuntsatchel. It’s perfect.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
“I’m Not Afraid Of Hard Work, But I’ll Never Do Your Dirty Work.”
This is the tagline that gives us the most information about the season. How is it that LVP’s little Teddi bear ended up aligned with literally everyone else on the cast? You would think that Teddi, or maybe even Denise would be blind to her tactics and fell some sympathy for her but that didn’t happen.
And now we know why. She realized that LVP was simply grooming her to be her soldier just like all of those she has accumulated and tossed aside before. LVP wanted Teddi to do her dirty work and she mistook Teddi’s kindness for an easy mark. Teddi is kind, and a little boring, but she is not stupid.
I cannot wait for this!
Be sure to set your DVRs and/or tune into to Bravo tomorrow night at night for the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!
Thank you, TT! I can hardly wait to watch. ?
Can we post our own tag lines? If so;
I may lose a battle, but I will always win the war.
Cannot wait! Favorite franchise by far!
Great tagline, Warrior!
Thank you! ??
That’s a better tagline than 95% of them (from ALL franchises imo). As usual, most of the RHOBH taglines are pretty lame & some grammatically incorrect. You’d think that these women could come up with something a bit more clever. After all, they have at least 6 months to think of them! Plus they each have assistants, producers & interns working with them. It just goes to show how these shows are mostly run by & with morons.?
Thank you! ?
Total buffoons and moronsI would not have a tag line ghostwriter.
*I would not…
Tag lines are written by the producers.
Not always. The housewives submit options and they choose from them. They only write them for them if they have a better one in mind. Some housewives are better at it than others. lol.
I have a feeling I will not like Teddi this season. Something tells me she turns mean girl, based on her WWHL appearance.
With the exception of Camille, we always seem to see the housewife for whom she really is in the 2nd season. I think we saw the real Camille in season 1. She did a lot of soul searching and has been trying to become a better person. Notice how she is reverting to her season 1 ways with a new man?
Season 1 Camille and Kyle were the real Camille and Kyle. Both were catty and totally self involved and I loved every moment of it! It’s like night and day how much the two changed in subsequent seasons. Now they’re always on and tip-toeing around in hopes they don’t upset the audience. But every once in a while the cracks show and glimpses of their former selves can be seen.
beerandy, if by mean girl, you mean seeing LVP for who she is, then she totally goes mean girl. 🙂
I just hope that she stays true to who she was last year with the exception of seeing LVP for who she really is.I am so ready for it!! All of it!
I can’t wait for this show. I gave up on RHOA because I could not take all the stupidity. So this is my last housewives show I still cling too.
Does Teddi need this show more than she’s letting on? That would also explain the flip?
This. Agreed.
I like teddy she seems down to earth, I guess all her money comes from her father the rocker john mellencamp?
Oh, Lord. More of Kyle talking about a town she’s never lived in. I guess Encino or “the Valley” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it. Fake as usual.
LVP continues to murder the tagline game and carry this show!
I think all of the tagline are great, but I must say Lisa’s is awesome. However, I do not believe they write their own tagline. I think it is one of the production staff and is written after the show is taped and edited… and no, while LVP is a big part of the show, I don’t think she carries the show by herself.
You are sort of right about the taglines. They do submit what they want but production can make them whatever they want to be. Whoever wrote them is totally anti LVP and that is all of the housewives AND production this season. I’ve never seen them let the taglines be all subtexting digs against one huosewive before, But LVPs producers this season hate her and so does the entire cast.
Omgosh, right up my alley. Producers and the entire cast hating LVP.
This sounds exactly like my type of season, lol.
Sounds fantastic.
I guess trying to get to know someone and become friends is recruiting soldiers. Kyle is then the expert at that.
I gave up OC and ATL !! I hope BH isn’t next! My fav is NY!
Mine too?
I stopped watching the OC, NJ and almost stopped watching ATL. I just can’t with Dorit!!! Since she’s back, I won’t be watching BH either. That fake accent and delusions is too much.
It starts tonight right? not tomorrow
TT – Tag lines for you-
“If you don’t want me to spill your tea, then keep a lid on your crap”
Or
“In the symphony of life, my instrument of choice is my Banjo”
Okay- these sounded better in my mind.
I was thinking more, “Why yes, I am a bitch, but you deserve it!”
“Why yes, I am a bitch, but clearly, you are an idiot.”.
YES! LOL Spoken from someone who was on the receiving end and stuck around. See? Now you are fitting in ! You have passed initiation!
Oh sorry. I misread your name, Tootsie, I am pushing up on the RHOBH deadline and reading too fast. I thought a newbie with a sort of similar name had gone up several IQ points! 🙂
Obviously not me, as I’ve been around for years and have obviously gone down several IQ points! ?
Me too, that’s why when they come in dumb, I know it is only going to get worse. I used to be SUPAH DUPAH SMAHT! And look at me now.
What was your name again?
Also it is almost time for me to try to force you to grow tomatoes again. Just a heads up!
Colette- RHOBH new season is tonight at 9pm and then again at 10pm.
Oh yippee!! I didn’t know. A nice surprise for a change! We had a snow day today too!
I’d love to see that grifter Dorit kicked to the curb. I recently watched her in a video from a few years ago and she had an American accent, Total East coast. Even Madonna didn’t feign such a drastic change and she sounded ridiculous. How do English people keep a straight face when Dorit speaks?
I can’t wait!! I didn’t watch a single episode of Atlanta this season so I am eagerly waiting for the others!!
I thought Dorit’s would be, “In a life of dodging bill collectors and process servers, I wear many hats … and hairstyles”
I am pretty sure that is the original long version. LOL. Where have you been? I thought you were new until I saw your email!