Y’all, it is Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Premiere Night Eve! That’s right in less than 24 hours one of the most publicized seasons of the Real Housewives of Bevery Hills franchise will premiere and rumor has it things get off to a fast start.
To hold us over until showtime, let’s take a peek at the tag lines.
“In Beverly Hills, The Truth Always Has A Way Of Rising To The Top.”
All of Kyle’s start with a reference to Beverly Hills or (this town/my town. She’s a girl that sticks with tradition. This season there is also a reference to a certain lying liar who lies. Who could that be?
“Most People Talk About Their Fantasies. I’m Living Mine.”
Erika Jayne’s “I’m better than you” theme continues.
“My Problem With The Tabloids? My Real Life Is So Much Juicier.”
The new girl comes in strong with a promise she won’t be boring.
“In Business And In Life, I Wear Many Hats… And Hairstyles.”
I don’t think anything can sum up this tagline, Dorit’s hairstyles and her business better than the Golden Goose Shit On My Head Hairstyle.
“In The Game Of Life, It’s Rinna Take All.”
This is my favorite tagline. I am shocked no one thought of it sooner. It’s very Rinna. And I can hear RuPaul telling her this when I read her tagline.
“You Can Stab Me In The Back, But Whilst You’re There, Kiss My A**.”
Ah, so very Vanderpump. Victimhood with a side of cuntsatchel. It’s perfect.
Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave
“I’m Not Afraid Of Hard Work, But I’ll Never Do Your Dirty Work.”
This is the tagline that gives us the most information about the season. How is it that LVP’s little Teddi bear ended up aligned with literally everyone else on the cast? You would think that Teddi, or maybe even Denise would be blind to her tactics and fell some sympathy for her but that didn’t happen.
And now we know why. She realized that LVP was simply grooming her to be her soldier just like all of those she has accumulated and tossed aside before. LVP wanted Teddi to do her dirty work and she mistook Teddi’s kindness for an easy mark. Teddi is kind, and a little boring, but she is not stupid.
I cannot wait for this!
Be sure to set your DVRs and/or tune into to Bravo tomorrow night at night for the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills!