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It is the penultimate episode of Celebrity Big Brother. On Wednesday, a winner will be crowned. Also the person America voted for as their favorite houseguest will be announced. I hope that distinction goes to Tom Green. Click here to vote. To show my support for Tom Green, all the photos in this post will be Tom Green photos. I’m miss showering with Tom.
This episode is the usual champagne brunch where the houseguests look back on the season in one of the few truly scripted situations on Big Brother. They are told who to talk about as production walks them through their dearly departed houseguests. Their opinions are their own.
They also show some bloopers, like when Natalie Eva Marie walked into the room and told Lolo Jones they needed to come up with their final two name while Tamar Braxton was laying down in the bed right next to her.
Superlatives
Everone knows that Joey Lawrence was the neat freak of the house. I was surprised to hear Tamar Braxton declare Tom Green the messiest houseguest. I think Kato Kaelin would say it was Tamar.
They are showing The Great Sea Bass dispute of 2019. Tamar Braxton doesn’t like sea bass. Who doesn’t like sea bass? She’s probably never had it in her life! Lolo Jones asked for sea bass. Tamar makes a notation that no one really eats sea bass so just bring a little. When she tells Lolo, she goes to the storage room and reads the note, Lolo is pissed. Why? It is a constant topic of discussion in the real Big Brother house where production provides what they provide and you don’t get to special order things that the fish is extremely expensive and comes in very large amounts and most of it is wasted. It’s hard to choose between Lolo Jones and Tamar Braxton. They jointly win this years Most Ridiculous Fight Award.
Getting To Know You, Getting To Know All About You
Next we flash back to the early days where Ryan Lochte and Joey Lawrence became best buddies. We are reminded of just how dumb and unintentionally funny Ryan is. Last night my sister and I were talking about Celebrity Big Brother and someone said, “What did you think of Ryan Lochte? Everyone used the words “so dumb” in their answers. Lolo Jones was so jealous of Joey Lawrence it was sad.
The relationship between Tamar Jones and Kandi Burruss cannot be explained by ninety seconds of tape. Tamar just wants to be loved. But she just can’t act right. Kandi is so easygoing, sometimes she gets walked on. But once she has been pushed to far, she will cut a bitch. That is the nature of that relationship.
Later, the topics include Tom Green’s cancer, Lolo Jones‘s virginity, Ryan Lochte’s altercations in Brazil (which he minimized). Ricky Williams also said he was demonized for his behavior off the field. Why does he feel that only his gameplay should be discussed? When there are no cell phones or televisions people actually talk! Who knew?
The unseen footage from the diary room is always the best part. Lolo Jones is insane in the diary room. The montage of crying is hysterical.
The HOH Comp
We only get to see a couple of minutes of the penultimate HOH. It’s called Bats The Musical. When Kandi Sees last season’s winner, Marissa Jaret Winokur, she hopes that the Tony winning Broadway star is there because it is a singing challenge. It is not. It is a magnetized puzzle that you have to solve while keeping the board magnetized. The players all had to wear a harness and swing back and forth to the puzzle from the raised ramp where the button is that keeps the board magnetized. Kandi has some pretty serious rope burn from the harness and the other all had some minor abrasions. Tamar starts screaming like a fool. She doesn’t want to swing back and forth to work on the puzzle, The entire thing is on a huge rubber mat and she is three feet off the ground.
The episode ends with the HOH comp still in progress even though we know that Ricky won and nominated Kandi and Dina. I believe the POV comp is today, I haven’t been on the feeds to see it has been played yet or not.
Tune in Wednesday night for the live two-hour finale at 9 pm on CBS to see who will win season two of Celebrity Big Brother.
…..and you can vote for Tom 10 times a day…which I did ?
Lolo won POV.
Fuck. Fuckity Fuck Fuck.
There is still the final HOH if they send Dina out first. Hopefully Tamar won’t vote her out.
Agreed!
Man, I miss Tom.
kandi was told by the “house” to stop talking about an RHOA trip. The trip already happened – geez.
I saw that. It was about when they went to the psychic and Kim Z was a total lunatic. I was hanging on every word and was PISSED that production shut her down. She was talking about production but of RHOA and apparently RHOA forbid her from doing that.
i know!! I totally leaned in – I think even when CBB production realized she was talking about Bravo production – they couldn’t lose face – douches
Natalie Eva Marie did a non apology to Tom on Entertainment Tonight. She is scum and mocked him for not being able to take her ?. I just finished voting for Tom. This win means so much to me after these witches justify their insanity.
Thank you for this post TT. I saw very little and was REALLY sad. (Especially missed the feeds!)
I’m going to watch Wednesday, and can’t wait.
Tom Green was so funny, and definitely was MVP.
Thanks for the great post TT. I missed a lot (all the feeds) and was able to get good info from the post.
Looking forward to Wednesday night, and hopefully a season 3 of CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THERE IS BREAKING NEWS FROM THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE!!!
Dina Lohan IS PLAYING BIG BROTHER! I REPEAT! DINA LOHAN IS PLAYING BIG BROTHER!
Dina has gone to Lolo to tell her that Kandi and Tamar have a final two and are taking each other and Kandi would win either way. Ricky wants to keep Kandi. Lolo says that Ricky won’t believe Dina when she tells him, but she wants her to try anyway.
Also, Lolo and Dina are in the train room doing the stupid “Kandi doesn’t need the money and we do!” routine. I hate when people think the best player should not win and it should be based on finances if that were true they should just rank everyone according to their net work and vote them out accordingly.
The winner should be based on gameplay.
The feeds are mildly interesting at the moment.
Rickey asks Dina, “What is your goal in this game?”
Dina *Crickets*
Rickey you say you want to make it to final two, what is your plan to make that happen?”
Dina “Um…win? I mean I haven’t won yet but.. yeah.”
Dina: Maybe alliances?
Ricky: Alliances are over. You either win or the person who win takes you.
Ricky is subtly point out that Dina’s ass was carried through this game and she doesn’t deserve to be in the money round.
Dina reverts back to playing the mother care with lots of financial problems.
Ricky is like, “Well, try to win that HOH,,” lol
My best moment was Tamar getting moist eyed over Kandi calling her a friend. It felt like a real moment. If not, she needs to go into acting because it got me a bit choked up and I am a hard ass.
Wow I felt the same way. To me, it was the one time you saw Tamar being genuine and almost made me like her.
Yes, I saw it and it was funny. It finally got interesting for a bit.
Tamar must have been listening to Dina and Lolo, because when Kandi woke up, Tamar ran to her and told her not to trust Dina.
But can she trust Tamar? Do you think Tamar will take Kandi?
I wonder if they know there has never been a black winner of Big Brother? That might keep them from dragging Dina or Lolo as goats.
I do think Tamar will take Kandi. But, you know, she’s made an alliance with Ricky just in case.
I don’t think they know that it’s a pretty big deal out in the world about having a black winner. I haven’t hear them talk about it.
Kandi and Dina were saying tonight that they wondered how people treated Tom. They have no idea how much everybody loves him.
I think Tamar told Kandi about never having a black winner, early in the season, so they are aware. Not sure about Ricky. I guess Lolo would come closer than Dina. Lolo’s father is 50% black, 50% native american.
Kandi made a deal with Ricky. She wants him to break a tie in to her favor and send Dina home, but he made her promise not to boot him. Of course she said yes, but first she would have to win final HOH.
Thank you. I missed that part. I’m wondering if she won HOH would she take Ricky?
I half listen to them. I think Tamar right now is the only one who knows the game. I thought I heard the others say that they think whoever wins the next HOH gets to pick the F2. lol
Kandi was shocked that the jury gets to ask them questions.
My second favorite moment was Dinah freestyle killing it over Tom.
Her real name is Donata Melina Nicollete… isn’t that a hoot. Donata is a pretty name, but she didn’t like it. So, one day one of her friends called her Dina, and since then she went with that name.
I can’t believe how much information I am getting from Miss Dina. She talks a lot.
I have new scenarios.
Kandi is evicted
Dina wins HOH, Dina evicts Tamar and Ricky taking Lolo with her to the final 2.
Lolo is not treated favorably by her jury and Dina wins.
Dina is evicted.
Lolo wins HOH and takes Ricky evicting Tamar and Kandi.
Ricky wins
None of my scenarios have Lolo or Tamar winning against anyone.
Kandi is going to get evicted. Ricky was going to keep her and somehow Lolo talked him out of it. The vote will be split (Ricky is fine with that) and he will evict Kandi.
I don’t want any of the other four to win but if one has to, I’d like Dina to take Tamar and Dina wins. Actually, if Dina could win HOH she will win the whole thing.
Who will Tamar take if she wins? Lolo?
I need more scenarios with Kandi out.
I’m cool with anyone winning except Tamar and Lolo. What a pair of miscerable and angry women.
Tamar is gonna win!! And I hate it so much. She was the biggest bully in the house, period. Now she’s all like I’m so nice jury, please vote for me. I lost my husband, my house, my life. I was screaming fuck off.
Kandi is evicted.
Ricky wins HOH, he takes Tamar and Ricky wins.
Lolo wins HOH, she takes Ricky and Ricky beats Lolo.
Tamar wins HOH and is beat by anyone she selects for final 2.
The only way Dina makes it to final 2 is that she wins HOH. The house will realize after Kandi is gone Dina is the threat because Dina will win in the final 2 against anyone left if she gets past next eviction and can win HOH. No one is going to take Dina, Dina gonna have to conjure up a win when it counts most so she can take herself.
I just can’t model a Tamar win, her dancing over Tom leaving was crass.
If Tamar wins I will be so mad. Last year, I thought Ross should of won over Marissa. But, she is sweet and I like her. Now if Tamar wins, she will ruin CBB for me. I can see it now, with her loud voice and her tongue hanging out all over the networks and social media saying how great she is.
Actually, if she wins, she I can even see her sticking her tongue out to Tom. She’s not going to win.
So I’m finally watching the episode that Tom Green won HOH, and I must say that Lolo and Natalie (whatever the rest) are just seeming to be mean and spoiled girls.
I had no idea who they are to act so bitchin.
Tom is just fun, fun, fun.
I really have no idea who will win, should be a great finale.
Already anxious for season three!!!!
(And summer isn’t too far off 🙂
Nev found Dina’s boyfriend. I saw a picture or fake picture of him. Nev said there is a lot to his story. I hope Dina doesn’t have a nervous breakdown when she get out and finds out about this.
I also worry a little bit about Lolo. She’s mean, but I think she’s fragile. If she sees a lot of hate towards herself, I don’t think she will take it well.
I’m glad Big Brother has psychiatrist for when they get out, but they might need extended length for this cast.
TMZ is running a story that Dina’s Internet boyfriend will Face time her for the first time tonight during the live finale. It seems like BB bought him an iPhone for the event.
Todd flew out with Ace. I suppose Kandi will leave first tonight but I would love to be surprised…
I am going to piss off all my RHONJ readers and bail on the finale until after Big Brother so y’all be sure and support the finale thread when it goes up!
LET’S DO THIS!
OMG!!! Dina is going to flop on the floor. OMG!!
I will be right here for this when you post it.
I hate Lolo!! Have I said that enough?? Hate Ricky just as much.
I now have to root for Ricky. The fuck. Tamar is going to make all our ears bleed when she wins.
That’s exactly how I feel!
At this point I don’t even care.
If Tamar goes away after she wins, it will be okay. But she’s gonna brag and brag and scream and be all obnoxious and never let us forget that she won.
Ding dong Lolo is dead
I just feel “dead inside. just felt repulsed.” same as Luke on MAFS….???