IIt is the penultimate episode of Celebrity Big Brother. On Wednesday, a winner will be crowned. Also the person America voted for as their favorite houseguest will be announced. I hope that distinction goes to Tom Green. Click here to vote. To show my support for Tom Green, all the photos in this post will be Tom Green photos. I’m miss showering with Tom.
This episode is the usual champagne brunch where the houseguests look back on the season in one of the few truly scripted situations on Big Brother. They are told who to talk about as production walks them through their dearly departed houseguests. Their opinions are their own.
They also show some bloopers, like when Natalie Eva Marie walked into the room and told Lolo Jones they needed to come up with their final two name while Tamar Braxton was laying down in the bed right next to her.
Everone knows that Joey Lawrence was the neat freak of the house. I was surprised to hear Tamar Braxton declare Tom Green the messiest houseguest. I think Kato Kaelin would say it was Tamar.
They are showing The Great Sea Bass dispute of 2019. Tamar Braxton doesn’t like sea bass. Who doesn’t like sea bass? She’s probably never had it in her life! Lolo Jones asked for sea bass. Tamar makes a notation that no one really eats sea bass so just bring a little. When she tells Lolo, she goes to the storage room and reads the note, Lolo is pissed. Why? It is a constant topic of discussion in the real Big Brother house where production provides what they provide and you don’t get to special order things that the fish is extremely expensive and comes in very large amounts and most of it is wasted. It’s hard to choose between Lolo Jones and Tamar Braxton. They jointly win this years Most Ridiculous Fight Award.
Getting To Know You, Getting To Know All About You
Next we flash back to the early days where Ryan Lochte and Joey Lawrence became best buddies. We are reminded of just how dumb and unintentionally funny Ryan is. Last night my sister and I were talking about Celebrity Big Brother and someone said, “What did you think of Ryan Lochte? Everyone used the words “so dumb” in their answers. Lolo Jones was so jealous of Joey Lawrence it was sad.
The relationship between Tamar Jones and Kandi Burruss cannot be explained by ninety seconds of tape. Tamar just wants to be loved. But she just can’t act right. Kandi is so easygoing, sometimes she gets walked on. But once she has been pushed to far, she will cut a bitch. That is the nature of that relationship.
Later, the topics include Tom Green’s cancer, Lolo Jones‘s virginity, Ryan Lochte’s altercations in Brazil (which he minimized). Ricky Williams also said he was demonized for his behavior off the field. Why does he feel that only his gameplay should be discussed? When there are no cell phones or televisions people actually talk! Who knew?
The unseen footage from the diary room is always the best part. Lolo Jones is insane in the diary room. The montage of crying is hysterical.
The HOH Comp
We only get to see a couple of minutes of the penultimate HOH. It’s called Bats The Musical. When Kandi Sees last season’s winner, Marissa Jaret Winokur, she hopes that the Tony winning Broadway star is there because it is a singing challenge. It is not. It is a magnetized puzzle that you have to solve while keeping the board magnetized. The players all had to wear a harness and swing back and forth to the puzzle from the raised ramp where the button is that keeps the board magnetized. Kandi has some pretty serious rope burn from the harness and the other all had some minor abrasions. Tamar starts screaming like a fool. She doesn’t want to swing back and forth to work on the puzzle, The entire thing is on a huge rubber mat and she is three feet off the ground.
The episode ends with the HOH comp still in progress even though we know that Ricky won and nominated Kandi and Dina. I believe the POV comp is today, I haven’t been on the feeds to see it has been played yet or not.
Tune in Wednesday night for the live two-hour finale at 9 pm on CBS to see who will win season two of Celebrity Big Brother.