This week, our Love After Lockup couples continue to face adversity, with Clint’s wife Tracie on the lamb, Caitlin’s felon on the verge of re offending, Felon Lizzie receiving and ultimatum from her daughter regarding Scott, Michael struggling to keep his probation officer, his wife and his girlfriend happy and Marcelino dealing with Britanny’s bisexuality none of them seem to be enjoying wedded bliss.
Megan, Michael & Sarah
Recently released felon Michael is driving like a bat out of hell back to his wife Sarah after spending the night with Megan and taking her virginity. He left without buying her dinner to head back to Sarah blaming a call from Sarah telling him that his probation officer was looking for him. In real time Sarah has denied calling him about his probation officer. Really, Sarah? That’s the information you’d like to share with us? I think Michael spent all
Sarah’s his money on boat rides under Niagara Falls and didn’t have the money for dinner with Sarah.
It’s been nearly forty-eight hours since Sarah has seen her husband and she wonders if he has been locked up. She does say that his parole officer is looking for him. Her friend tells Megan she needs to go. Then Michael walks in as if nothing happened. Megan knows he has been with “some bitch.” Michael is not happy that his wife is disrespecting his girlfriend. Sarah is not happy that he is ruining her good news that she is pregnant! I feel like the next thing will be Megan being pregnant too. Sarah starts to realize that Michael is not into her and doesn’t care about her. She cries hysterically and Michael hugs her and tells her he luhs her. He puts a ring on her finger. She kisses him and her friend is furious and she is leaving. Sarah is back all in with the non-relationship.
The next day? is Father’s Day and Michael spends the day with Sarah and his child. Michael says Megan has been seducing her and that is why they are having sex. He’s taking it day by day. Meanwhile, it is time for Megan to check out of her fancy hotel and go home. Megan is riding to the airport in the rain wondering if Michael has ghosted her. She has not heard from him since he left. Next week Megan and Sarah come face to face.
Tracie & Clint
Tracies is finally locked up in jail again but Clint isn’t quite sure where to deliver the crack brownies yet. It’s been 8 days since the wedding and the honeymoon was over in about eight hours. He has to find his phone, his rental car, and is bride and try to fix his marriage before his mama makes him get an annulment. Clint goes to a lawyer who lets him know that Tracie has been released from jail and still hasn’t called Clint. The lawyer tries to nudge Clint to the obvious conclusion but his thoughts are only of the magical heavens where his goddess awaits him. He will not be distracted by common sense. This lawyer is so cute and is really trying to be very nice to him. He suggests filing for divorce in New Mexico and filing it in Texas. I think he needs an annulment.
Caitlin & Matt
Caitlin has gotten a job to support her felon fiance but Matt is not interested in working and being a productive citizen at all. He can’t even be bothered to show up and look at an apartment Caitlin has picked out. The realtor has been the only one who would even take the time to show them the apartment. Matt would prefer to live with his mother. He doesn’t like the neighborhood because he doesn’t know where he is. While Caitlin has the maturity to get a job and the desire to be self-sufficient she wants to have babies right away with a guy with the brain function of a nematod and a high propensity to get high and recidivate. She’d be much better off getting laid at a bar and raising the baby herself. Matt is to dangerous and too expensive to keep around as a sperm donor. No one should be using those swimmers in their baby batter.
The next scene for these two is of Caitlin shopping for wedding dresses with her girlfriend.
Brittany & Marcelino
Brittany and Marcelino are going out to dinner so that she can introduce her girlfriend to her fiancé. This is a lot like the Micheal, Megan, Sarah situation if you ask me. Brittany didn’t know Marcelino was invited to dinner. Brittany is so shady taking them to a Moroccan place with belly dancers. Brittany is hand feeding Amanda. Amanda is not there to make Marcelino feel at ease and tell him their relationship is in the past. She’s just as pissed as he is. She says she had no idea that when they were together in prison that Brittany was also talking to Marcelino. She was two timing them both. Brittany suggests they all go home together.
The girls go outside to smoke. Then Marcelino comes out. Brittany is trying to turn Marcelino on and interest him in a three-way. Marcelino tells Brittany she needs to establish some borders with Brittany. Brittany asks if it is up to her to establish the borders and he says yes! So Brittany starts making out with Amanda. I am not sure Brittany knows what the word “borders” means because she just crossed the border of Marcelinoville and dived right into the lady pond. Marcelino is willing to accept Amanda. But Amanda dumps her. And Brittany goes chasing after her. She’s disappointed she didn’t get the three-way that she wanted. Marcelino is disappointed his future wife is a whore.
Lizzie & Scott
Jazmyne has given Lizzie the ultimatum. It’s Lizzie or Scott. Lizzie says Scott is a good person. I wonder if she means that. She seems to mean it in her confessional.
Scott’s son is going back to California to get back to his life. Scott has bought Lizzie a car. Scott is bankrupt and is going to have to file. He is terrified to tell her. His son is worried he and his dad will be homeless soon.
Next week, things get worse for our Love After Lockup couples.