This week, our Love After Lockup couples continue to face adversity, with Clint’s wife Tracie on the lamb, Caitlin’s felon on the verge of re offending, Felon Lizzie receiving and ultimatum from her daughter regarding Scott, Michael struggling to keep his probation officer, his wife and his girlfriend happy and Marcelino dealing with Britanny’s bisexuality none of them seem to be enjoying wedded bliss.
Megan, Michael & Sarah
Recently released felon Michael is driving like a bat out of hell back to his wife Sarah after spending the night with Megan and taking her virginity. He left without buying her dinner to head back to Sarah blaming a call from Sarah telling him that his probation officer was looking for him. In real time Sarah has denied calling him about his probation officer. Really, Sarah? That’s the information you’d like to share with us? I think Michael spent all Sarah’s his money on boat rides under Niagara Falls and didn’t have the money for dinner with Sarah.
It’s been nearly forty-eight hours since Sarah has seen her husband and she wonders if he has been locked up. She does say that his parole officer is looking for him. Her friend tells Megan she needs to go. Then Michael walks in as if nothing happened. Megan knows he has been with “some bitch.” Michael is not happy that his wife is disrespecting his girlfriend. Sarah is not happy that he is ruining her good news that she is pregnant! I feel like the next thing will be Megan being pregnant too. Sarah starts to realize that Michael is not into her and doesn’t care about her. She cries hysterically and Michael hugs her and tells her he luhs her. He puts a ring on her finger. She kisses him and her friend is furious and she is leaving. Sarah is back all in with the non-relationship.
The next day? is Father’s Day and Michael spends the day with Sarah and his child. Michael says Megan has been seducing her and that is why they are having sex. He’s taking it day by day. Meanwhile, it is time for Megan to check out of her fancy hotel and go home. Megan is riding to the airport in the rain wondering if Michael has ghosted her. She has not heard from him since he left. Next week Megan and Sarah come face to face.
Tracie & Clint
Tracies is finally locked up in jail again but Clint isn’t quite sure where to deliver the crack brownies yet. It’s been 8 days since the wedding and the honeymoon was over in about eight hours. He has to find his phone, his rental car, and is bride and try to fix his marriage before his mama makes him get an annulment. Clint goes to a lawyer who lets him know that Tracie has been released from jail and still hasn’t called Clint. The lawyer tries to nudge Clint to the obvious conclusion but his thoughts are only of the magical heavens where his goddess awaits him. He will not be distracted by common sense. This lawyer is so cute and is really trying to be very nice to him. He suggests filing for divorce in New Mexico and filing it in Texas. I think he needs an annulment.
Caitlin & Matt
Caitlin has gotten a job to support her felon fiance but Matt is not interested in working and being a productive citizen at all. He can’t even be bothered to show up and look at an apartment Caitlin has picked out. The realtor has been the only one who would even take the time to show them the apartment. Matt would prefer to live with his mother. He doesn’t like the neighborhood because he doesn’t know where he is. While Caitlin has the maturity to get a job and the desire to be self-sufficient she wants to have babies right away with a guy with the brain function of a nematod and a high propensity to get high and recidivate. She’d be much better off getting laid at a bar and raising the baby herself. Matt is to dangerous and too expensive to keep around as a sperm donor. No one should be using those swimmers in their baby batter.
The next scene for these two is of Caitlin shopping for wedding dresses with her girlfriend.
Brittany & Marcelino
Brittany and Marcelino are going out to dinner so that she can introduce her girlfriend to her fiancé. This is a lot like the Micheal, Megan, Sarah situation if you ask me. Brittany didn’t know Marcelino was invited to dinner. Brittany is so shady taking them to a Moroccan place with belly dancers. Brittany is hand feeding Amanda. Amanda is not there to make Marcelino feel at ease and tell him their relationship is in the past. She’s just as pissed as he is. She says she had no idea that when they were together in prison that Brittany was also talking to Marcelino. She was two timing them both. Brittany suggests they all go home together.
The girls go outside to smoke. Then Marcelino comes out. Brittany is trying to turn Marcelino on and interest him in a three-way. Marcelino tells Brittany she needs to establish some borders with Brittany. Brittany asks if it is up to her to establish the borders and he says yes! So Brittany starts making out with Amanda. I am not sure Brittany knows what the word “borders” means because she just crossed the border of Marcelinoville and dived right into the lady pond. Marcelino is willing to accept Amanda. But Amanda dumps her. And Brittany goes chasing after her. She’s disappointed she didn’t get the three-way that she wanted. Marcelino is disappointed his future wife is a whore.
Lizzie & Scott
Jazmyne has given Lizzie the ultimatum. It’s Lizzie or Scott. Lizzie says Scott is a good person. I wonder if she means that. She seems to mean it in her confessional.
Scott’s son is going back to California to get back to his life. Scott has bought Lizzie a car. Scott is bankrupt and is going to have to file. He is terrified to tell her. His son is worried he and his dad will be homeless soon.
Next week, things get worse for our Love After Lockup couples.
I really really like your commentary, especially on the low-life Michael. Spot on- keep it up!
Thanks! I can’t still can’t believe this is real life for these people based on the choices they have made. It’s insane and sad.
Yes, it’s hard to believe this is real life…they’re so delusional! Seems they will do ANYTHING to avoid being single. It’s sad to see all this desperation. I’d much rather be single than ever deal with all this. They all need some sort of therapy. (After watching all these couples, makes me feel better about my own life). Anyway, I’m totally hooked on this show…enuf to actually send a comment! Great recap!?
I need to go edit the whole thing, half the names were wrong.
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What is ‘WLS’? ?
I absolutely love/enjoy all of your recaps on my favorite reality shows, you crack me up!! ?
Oh, Heather! Someone hasn’t read the commenting rules… You should check them out. Don’t be like Miranda. LOL.
I found this show one day and was fascinated with poor Clint. As stubborn and determined as he was about marrying Tracie I don’t think anything could have stopped him. It’s so sad that he’s naive enough to think that the relationship would be successful with that kind of beginning.
His rental car must be in great shape! I’m sure every crackhead in town has driven it by now. That may be a pretty hefty bill from the rental agency
Sarah, Megan & what’s his name are another “interesting” story. It might be an entertaining story to watch, like a car accident, but there’s a baby involved which I find sadder than sad.
hhh rental car in great shape, this story tracy/clint blows your mind. and I think she went back to prison right? its sad. she is pretty all dolled up.
We are getting to witness the stories we see on Maury, Steve, Dr Phil, and Jerry Springer as they happen in real time.
Sadly, I had a best friend (we’re still friends) who could have been on this show. She was visiting an inmate/friend with the guy’s sister. Also a friend. The guy was his cellmate. They started writing and calling as well as visiting. This was before emails and cell phones. He manipulated her to pay for a better lawyer. Took care of problems for his mother. Here’s the kicker….he manipulated her in to manipulating her mother to use the house for collateral to post his bond to get out. She was too busy with this go for fittings for her dress for my wedding, help plan and attend my shower, or even show up for my wedding. 2 weeks after he got out, he took off. A bounty hunter brought him in, so they didn’t lose their house. Most people tried to tell her to stop the madness, but like the people on this show, she didn’t want to hear it. It finally ended, but not after she made excuses for the loser.
Marcelino dropping his cigarette when his fairytale felon sucked faced face with her queen is the happy ending he didn’t write.
yea she is too much, and I think they got married in real life?? but she is straight up with him being honest about this woman, I don’t think he wants to accept it the truth.
I appreciate the person who does this recap but the names and pronouns are always mixed up so it makes it very hard to follow along.
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What is up with these comments regarding names and words being messed up? Do they REALLY think TT misspelled words (like Michael saying he “luhs” Sarah)? Someone send them to snark site 101
I luh you!
That shit drives me crazy. I did fix a couple of names I usually don’t pause this show as much as others so if I am writing about Michael and the TV is talking about Clint, my addled brain just goes with the audio sometimes. Still if I type Clint’s probation officer call and he has to leave NiagrraFall and Megan is pissed, most people could figure out what happened there.
I try to save everyone the psychological trauma that is wrong names and typos by asking them to read the commenting rules. It’s for their own peace of mind, really. This place is not for everyone.
LOL I’m sure there’s alot consultation with the Merriam-Webster from these folks to even get through these recaps… my guess is even the most state-of-the-art MRI would be unable to find these folks’ funny bone. Love the recaps… can someone please address Sarah’s attempted ghetto-talk when she’s around Michael, that reverts back to suburban Farmington speech during the THs? I live in this area… for the rest of the country, Farmington is outside of Rochester, NY- a fairly rough city (had the highest per-capita murder rate in the country a few years back) and Farmington is considered part of the Finger Lake Wine country. I just can’t stand it when an individual of one race alters their normal speech pattern in front of another race; it’s embarrassing all around…
I can’t get it out of my head that Lizzie confessed to getting $800,000 from men while in prison and she blew it on drugs!
I feel bad for her daughter, Jazymn, because she has no idea how much a con her mother is. I understand Jazymn wanting to blame Scott for her mother’s drug addiction while she was in prison because he gave her $90,000 but really she should be angry with her mother for using the $90,000 Scott gave her to get high.
It’s sad to see Jazymn wanting to be first in her mother’s life and she thinks if Scott is gone she’ll be first but Lizzie is about Lizzie and Lizzie will always be first.
Clint is a weirdo, that is all.
I find the $600K thing hard to believe. I am sure she got a lot of money but she couldn’t have put $800K on her books and how else would she have received it? In cash in the mail? I don’t see how that would work and her staying with Clint who she thinks is just barely making it leads me to believe if she had other high rollers in the mix she would be with them. I imagine she is just full of shit.
That looked like a nice car she was driving. Better than my 2007 honda civic for sure. Then again, I’m not trying to impress anyone and I shove all my money in my DON’T WIND UP A BAG LADY BECAUSE NO ONE IS COMING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU IN YOUR OLD AGE fund.
I also find it hard to believe Lizzie conning $800,000 from men while in prison. I would think the prison would notice all the money she’d receive from so many different people that they would put a stop to it but who knows how they operate but it does seem really hard to believe its all true.
I don’t get how prisoners are able to access internet, create profiles and civilians are actually surfing through prison profiles looking for a mate, its NUTS!
The car Scott got Lizzie sure looked nice a lot nicer than my 2006 Chevy HHR but it’ll probably get repossessed when he can’t make the payments. It’s hurtful watching Scott go deeper into debt trying to keep Lizzie. Scott has admitted that he’s gone threw his savings, he’s maxed out multiple credit cards, taken loans out, he hasn’t said anything about refinancing his home that his son Adam lives in but it wouldn’t surprise me if he did that already but just hasn’t confessed it yet.
Scott & Adam are going to be homeless but I’d bet the change in my purse Lizzie will call upon another Sugar Daddy.
I find it hard to believe she got that much money from men, but not getting it into prison is another matter. Contraband drugs are not on the books. Cash is smuggled in and traded for drugs. Cash is smuggled out by visiting friends and paid to friends on the outside. Then there are the guards involved. It is a simple and a complicated system. And anyone dumb enough to welsh on a debt is really an idiot.
wow she was 200,000 dollars away from being a millionaire lol, nah she is stretching the truth
I find it hard to believe she got that much money from men, but not getting it into prison is another matter. Contraband drugs are not on the books. Cash is smuggled in and traded for drugs. Cash is smuggled out by visiting friends and paid to friends on the outside. Then there are the guards involved. It is a simple and a complicated system. And anyone dumb enough to welsh on a debt is really an idiot.
If I have to look at Michael’s dirty armpits one more time I will poke my own eyes out. He looks like he smells like ass and that two women are fighting over him makes me feel hopeless for womankind.
How damaged are Caitlyn’s goods that she finds this no working, tooth missing convict attractive and a good pick for a mate?
Caitlin is the biggest mystery to me. She is pretty and seems to have fundamental intelligence. What is causing her to have such low self-esteem and make such poor choices?
Apparently Caitlin has an 11 year old son that she’s abandoned so I’ve lost respect for her. Her want to have babies with the toothless wonder makes me wince as she cannot keep having babies she won’t raise.
Not that I want to defend Caitlyn, but I really try and reserve judgement on children connected to reality shows. Their privacy is the most important thing and it’s not like you can engage in some social media defence without exposing said child.
Take 90 Day Fiance this season for example, yes I find it odd that Larissa lives in a different country to her 3 young kids, but then I think of Eric’s daughter Jennica who has her whole custody agreement being hashed out online by her parents, social media users and all of Reddit.
I guess I will either wait to hear from Caitlyn her version or respect the child’s privacy. I have a 10 year old and he would certainly be capable of finding all this online.
does she have a son? I noticed the baby footprint on her back and figured as much, why doesn’t she have custody of her son? guess there is more to this than we will every know.
Agreed. Two previous marriages and a son that she does not have custody of- yet she is determined to have a baby with a guy whose only career has been that of a criminal.
We all make mistakes and bad choices. But she is in her 30s now and old enough to learn from them.
I wonder if she has the same “captain save-a-ho” complex Marcellino has? She couldn’t save her mom from drugs, so she’s hoping to vindicate herself with Matt?
She’s reliving her failed relationship with her mom through him, hoping to win this time. Sadly you stick with what you know until you can mentally grow and get out. Just my opinion. I’m not a doctor but I play one on TV.
The fingernails get me. A man can be the most beautiful thing I ever saw but if he has long fingernails – I’m out. I can not stand long nails on man
This episode made me so angry! Michael needs his butt whipped, Brit needs to pick a side, Cait, run girl, UGH Clint & Scott just stop the insanity!!
I’m afraid I do not understand where Sarah fits in in the story of Lizzie, Scott, and Jazzmyne.
I believe you mentioned this in your first comment on the site. The recaps are grouped by couples. The show itself flips back and forth. Occasionally because I am typing and watching TV at the same time things might show up in the wrong place of if I am still typing about Michael and Sarah but the TV is playing Lizzie and Scott name may get flipped.
If this is difficult for you to decipher you should probably Google and try to find some more accurate recaps out there, This is not the only site on the Internet. If you had read my commenting rules before commenting you could have saved yourself some time and consternation.
am I missing something ? some of the commercials show angela and tony but the story is not aired, what happened to them?
I read somewhere that they filmed their entire portion for season 2, but got ix-nayed from the show for some reason ( (Dec 31 of 2018 she posted “Tony and I are coming up on the show real soon… keep watching ❤️”). I believe shortly after his release the US Marshals were after him… maybe it’s because of some serious legal red-tape. I think I remember a trailer showing a man that appears to be Tony flipping out in a parking lot- maybe that led to a VoP? Too bad, I am sickened to admit that I burned out my DVR by pausing and rewinding the section of the show where they aired her “sexy” photo-shopped pics… you know, that one of her spread-eagled, leg propped up on a table with a ash-tray full off cigarette butts, dressed in that ill-fitting lingerie that “lured him in”…
Lizzie is so full of shit. I don’t believe she has interest in Scott. She will be gone when the money is gone. Yes, he possibly enabled her to buy drugs with money, but that doesn’t mean he created the monster. Don’t like her.
Your recap is the reason I am watching this show now.