We left off last night with these thugs in cocktail dresses letting their low-class roots show. We know that Bravo loves when Danielle gets violent because they ran an entire marathon of Danielle thugishness today. And they are replaying all the low-class behavior from the beginning on this episode.
Melissa comes around the table to confront drunkass Jennifer whose husband is going to see her wasted breaking wine glasses that do not belong to her on television. He probably has not left the pool house for the main house since the last episode. Dolores walks away to avoid beating Jennifer’s ass but runs into Teresa and threatens her. Because Teresa is trying to pretend she was defending someone who is coming for her family even when Melissa is standing right there.
I wonder how long it took the producer to teach Teresa big word like vile and toxic in her confession. If you notice there is an edit after each sentence and they have to string them together. I only notice because she has a new vocabulary and she is doing her “I’m thinking really hard” rapid eye blinking. Even Dolores has left Team Felon at this point.
I am falling asleep. I do not think it is this show. I actually got a bit of a workout in today and it has worn me out and made me ready for an early night. l
Teresa pretends she is so highly offended with Margaret because she is accusing Jennifer’s husband of cheating. Because Teresa can’t deal with cheating allegations. Not now when she is cheating on her husband who is preparing to move into and ICE detention facility.
Apparently, these women refused to take the same flight together back to Jersey. Once there, we get scenes with all of them (except Danielle). Everyone has a slightly different version of the story.
Margaret tries to smooth things over with Teresa in advance of her charity event. She still stands by Danielle because she hasn’t done anything to Teresa. Just all of her friends and her sister-in-law.
Jennifer calls the sister she has not spoken to in fifteen years. It goes great and they plan to meet for dinner.
How are we supposed to believe that Margaret has an employee when she is beyond bankrupt and being sued by half a dozen people AND the IRS?
I got behind on recapping because when we went to Envy I suddenly wanted to Google vintage Calvin Klein high-waisted jeans. I had a sudden flash back of a size five pair I gave away in high school to a niece when I out grew them I immediately wanted them back since she didn’t seem thrilled. I started to wonder if I could find them online. Not in a size five of course but maybe in some size I could starve my way into. I’m weird.
At the gala the girls all talk about Danielle and Jennifer. Marge is going to tell Jennifer she can’t drink at the gala. All of the husbands and their wallets are there. Marge greets Jennifer and her husband and all goes well. Jennifer mentions she is drinking water tonight before it is even brought up. Jennifer attempts to make up with Dolores. Jennifer apologizes. It looks like everyone is going to be adult tonight. Jennifer is afraid to approach Melissa to apologize. I think Melissa will be fine.
The Project Runway return to Bravo looks FANTASTIC. It premieres Thursday March 14th and I am hoping CJBomb will be recapping. But she does and she apologizes and Melissa said she is willing to move forward.
I love the husbands interactions. Jennifer’s husband says he’s spent years keeping Jennifer away from Tequila. Tequila makes me cry as does spiced rum. I don’t like tequila but I love spiced rum. Sigh.
Marge is overcome with emotion during her speech. Everyone cries when the children speak. Margaret’s ex-husband was there and so was her son Brett but neither of them spoke. The event raised 27K.
Next week is Jennifer’s anniversary party. Everyone is invited, even Danielle. It’s the finale! Dolores wants to sell her house and move. Jennifer’s husband is sick of her raising spoiled brats. Danielle continues to control Teresa. Marge and Joe push Marty in the pool.