I’m excited to see the dramatic conclusion of the big cliffhanger of last week; however, I feel like Lindsay is going to send both the aggressor and the victim home and that sucks. I really hope Gabi gets to stay.
Argh. I do not understand why MTV can’t keep on schedule with their late night repeats. The shows are all still the same length but somehow they never end on time. And sometimes they get caught up by ending a show and starting the next one in the middle. They just say, “hey we are behind so sucks to be you but you are going to miss the first half of the next show.” In this case, we are seeing the end of a Teen Mom I haven’t seen yet. I need to pull some photos for that first. I am four minutes into the recording and there is no show starting yet. HOLY CRAP I jinxed myself and it cuts right to Lindsay and Panos talking to Jonitta and Gabi in mid-conversation. Argh!
Whatever Lindsay said to them, Jonitta says she feels embarrassed and Gabi says she does too. How did we get here from Jonitta strutting around in her Sorry Not Sorry shirt screaming she would never apologize? Because she does apologize. Jonittal says she is all about spreading peace and love and that is why she looks up to Lindsay. This is some slick talking here. Will it work? Who is this Jonitta talking about women’s empowerment. It’s like some normal person has taken over her body. Jonitta and Gabi hug it out. It looks like they are both staying. This is unacceptable and just teaches Jonitta that she can get away with violence. I predict she hits someone again. Panos hugs Lindsay but he is pissed as well. But apparently Lindsay makes the final decisions.
Then Lindsay threatens to fire them all for being bystanders if it happens again. Lindsay mentions Oprah (Oprah mentions 1). Panos disagrees with Lindsay’s decision to keep everyone. Panos has Jonitta and Gabi work as a team with the VIPs. Lindsay is going to bring in two more ambassadors to keep everyone on their toes. Or at least add some variety to their choice of sex partners.
The VIPs this week are Terrance J former host of 106 & Park on BET and “Jasmine” who presumably needs no last name, or she didn’t want to share one. Oh it is Jasmine Sanders she is a Sport Illustrated model. But have millions of IG followers. In a very scripted scene, Terrance asks Jonitta and Gabi how they have been getting along. When was the last time you asked a cabana boy how he gets along with his coworkers?
May is considered the weakest link, so Panos gives her a very difficult drink order. She could shine but it seems she is being set up for failure. She asks one of the guys for help. Meanwhile, Gabi and Jonitta are doing great with the VIPs and their ridiculous fake demands…seashells…banana pudding.
The guys in the house in the house, especially Mike are harassing May. It’s unacceptable but once again no one sticks up for May. Jules is a bitch. Brent and Sara are back together??? How did that happen? Brent is talking about coming home to someone who loves him.
The new ambassadors Kailah and Kyle arrive and I sincerely hope they are nice to May and Gabi, because this is a villa of abusive assholes. Someone needs to put Mike in his place. Kailah has a lot of tattoos and appears to be working on a full sleeve. I hope Kyle replaces Mike.
The VIP guests on the second day are French models. For some reason, Panos puts Kailah and Jules on the VIP tent. I would have chosen Kyle and Brent. May and Sara are going to assist Panos for the day. Jonitta and Kyle are paired together. Kyle is hot, this should be interesting if he is straight. Kaila immediately realizes that Brent is an asshole. Brent seems to be working the VIP cabana too. He is already saying he wants to sleep with the models. In a very staged scene, the model asks Brent to massage her. As if this would happen in real life. Sarah plays her role as the jealous girlfriend. I am starting to be over this show. It’s way too scripted. Surely there is enough drama will all these twenty somethings living in a villa in Mykonos without this scripted crap.
Panos and I agree on pretty much everything. He says Jules is just a model and not an ambassador. She just wants to stand around and look pretty and shake her tits but she is not pampering the clients. I knew she would be bad with the female models. He is also not happy with May who is not performing well and doesn’t have the ability to sell drinks and bring in the money. Sara’s attitude about Brent flirting with the models is going to get her fired because Panos doesn’t see where the attitude is coming from, nor does it matter. I don’t see May or Sara assisting Panos either. Some of the girls are just standing around. May tries but doesn’t seem to have what it takes. At the house, Brent and Sara fight. Brent is an asshole. Did I mention that? This girl is going to lose her job over this asshat. Sara is dumping Brent. She is moving him out of her room and moving Jonitta in.
It’s amazing that they brought in a new guy and girl just in time to fire these two. Brent grabs Jonitta’s suitcase and throws it out of his room. Then he starts throwing Sara’s clothes out of the closet. She throws a drink on him Jonitta points out she just clocked a bitch two days ago for less. Jonita is going for Brent’s jugular. She is ruining his hair gel! Oh the horror! Will Brent have to call in sick tomorrow? Sara sits outside and cries.
New girl Kailah is gleefully taking credit for the breakup in confession and says her plan is working perfectly. Eric and Kaila take a walk on the beach to discuss each member of the madhouse. Kyle seems to like Gabi.
Meanwhile, Lindsay and Panos decide who needs to be fired. AGAIN. It’s the same ending every week.
Next week: The crew goes to one of the Greek ambassador’s grandmas’s goat farm. That should be cute.
OOOH! Someone just sent me this tea!
“One of the new hosts (or whatever they’re called) is annoying Kailah from the Challenge. She lives in Vegas with her DJ boyfriend that has been on a bunch of lame reality shows. When Scheana lived there these two became best buddies. My personal opinion is Kailah is a Vegas yacht girl and she introduced Scheana to the life. Part of the reason she has money to move to the beach.”
Scandolous! I watch the challenge and it didn’t even occur to me that it was THAT Kailah. The Scheana stuff makes sense. I bet Scheana is pissed she couldn’t do Lindsay’s show. But there are yacht girls in the Vegas desert?