The last thing we saw before the live feeds cut out for the live show meetings, was Lolo going off because Tamar and Joey had touched or moved or tasted or done something to her special meals she had ordered for her athletic training meals. Lolo is in training for track and is on a special diet and has been doing serious workouts every day in the house. She was furious at Tamar and Joey and the last thing I saw in the chat room was LOLO FIGHT ON FEED ONE! And before I could get there the feeds were cut. I think Kandi is going home tonight, but Joey is on the block and I hope she and Nat decide to vote him off and keep Kandi because Lolo is being a jerk in the house and neither of them keep their alliances.
Meanwhile I’ve been doing work for the site all night and I just looked up to see if I had time to prep a future recap and and was eight twenty and the show is almost half over so this is going to be late. Sorry. I am an idiot who can’t pay attention to what time it is.
Right after the veto meeting Lolo is angry and emotional and paranoid. So she goes up to Tom voice quivering and starts yelling at him not to get all delusional and paranoid because she can’t handle it. This is why she could not work with Tamar because she becomes emotional and paranoid and she will not have another teammate like that. So she backstabbed Ryan and Jonathan and Tamar and she’s considering backstabbing Ricky with Tom and Kato. But it’s everyone else that is a bad teammate? Because I see a parent here. If I had a dollar for every time I have heard Lolo say on the live feeds, “I’m and athlete and a competitor and I know how teamwork and gameplay are supposed to go,” I’d have a lot of dollars.
Lolo is going to wish she would have listened to Tom and taken Ricky out. Of course Lolo blows up the whole damn alliance by running straight to Ricky and repeating everything she said. Then she sets off to try to start a new alliance. Ricky tries to tell her to stick with the five. But Lolo is angry and emotional and paranoid so that will never happen. She is the most reactive player in the house and a terrible team player despite saying she is the most professional athlete in the world with great sportsmanship. Hurdles are not a team sport.
The Veto Meeting is called The Big Game. It’s a field goal kicking championship. It is also a spinning challenge. Tamar is a the host. She does a great job. At this point he thinks he has three alliance members and two people on the block so as long as Dina doesn’t win, and really even if she does, he can backdoor Ricky. So if Natalie or Lolo win Tom’s plan is fucked by his own alliance members. Because, bitches. Dina is the unintentional comic relief in this house she is clueless about how the game is played and worthless in competitions. Despite everyone picking Tom to compete against in a knockout, Tom continues to do well. It’s down to Tom, Natalie and Lolo. In the end it is Natalie who takes out Tom and then Lolo for the win. Lolo spends the next hour giving reasons why she lost, or threw it, or couldn’t kick properly. The excuses were numerous and often contradictory. One of her excuses (aka lies) was that she was kicking with her left foot. So I watched for that. She was not.
Natalie and Lolo go to talk to Kato and Tom and act like they could not find them all day to talk about the veto meeting. The real situation was they hid, and pretended to be asleep whenever Tom came looking for them. Neither Natalie nor Lolo can act their way out of a wet paper sack. Tom and Kato both know they are fucked.
Lolo, Natalie and Ricky tell the rest of the house that Tom and Kato are being paranoid. They are not. They know that these three fucked them over. Joey comes to the room to start trashing Tom and Kato because he knows what is going on. He wants to be with the majority. And just like that Lolo and Natalie flip from sending Joey home to sending Kandi home. These “independent women”have been moved around like chess pieces by every single man in the house including the ones who have already left. It’s hysterical to see them bragging about their game play in the DR.
Kato and Tom have had their souls crushed and know the only way they survive is if Kato wins HOH. The next morning Kato tells the girls he is going to win HOH this week. This is a frequent comment in the Big Brother House that is usually met with something like, “No, sorry, I’m going to win this week.” Instead, Lolo had a hissy fit and got into it with Cato and then sulked in her room because Kato saying he was going to win was unsportsmanlike and no Olympic athlete ever says that to a competitor. Really? I’d bet money they do. Natalie tells Tom that Kato is upset. And he says they both are. They were double crossed. Lolo starts cursing at Tomato and Natalie just storms off because she can’t handle truth. Natalie starts screaming saying Tomato pisses people off every day and every day they have a new target. All they did, and it was mainly Tom was ask people is they had the power. They act like that was some sort of Chinese torture they had to endure. It’s clear they have no idea how to play this game. Kato walks away while she is screaming at him. Tom was sitting at the counter having a cup of coffee and she just continues ranting at them. She mentions they have won HOH and POV. That really irks her because she is losing to much older men and she will tell you every five minutes that she is an Olympic athlete and that should not be happening to her. She’s got several loose screws. Tom gets up,walks away and mutters, “We know what you guys did.”
Tom has no idea why Lolo is so mad and says as much in the DR. They girls were so mean to Tomato that the shut off the feeds for almost an entire day because they were screaming at them that they were sexist and mysogynist and something else awful. This went on for a long time before they cut the feed and they didn’t return until BBAD. Then they had Joey turn on a hair dryer in the bathroom and leave it running for hours to block out their screaming during BBAD but BBAD still aired the other rooms for a bit until they had it on Joey and his three-hour shower. It was three hours on BBAD and another two hours of primping and plucking and nail clipping and handwashing after that. Joey is a germaphobe who can’t stand the slightest thing out-of-place anywhere. Why did he sign up to be in a house with 11 roommates?
I have no earthly idea what happened, but the vote was 6-0 to evict JOEY! Was it Lolo and the food issue?By the way, the get an extra $5K or $10K for making it through and eviction. I hope Lolo goes next week. Julie does a perfect Joey “Whoa!” Joey goes off on a rant about having to keep your distance from Lolo because she will go off on you in a hot minute. Joey says what he learned is that he didn’t need to be so self-conscious about his long nightly ritual of 45 minutes of grooming. PLEASE IT WAS LITERALLY FIVE HOURS OF YOUR GROOM ON MY FEEDS. I watch it all because it has to be about to end, right? WRONG. Julie says he needs a skincare line. I really liked Joey in the house when he was not in the shower with the hair dryer running.
I am so happy Kandi is still in the house! I hope Kato wins HOH! If they don’t let us watch we will know the HOH by BBAD when it starts at midnight! I will try to keep you all up to date. Thanks to laila and others for helping update the live feeds in comments. The site has been REALLY busy lately! That’s great for business but sure does put the busi in business so I am grateful for any updates no matter how small! xo ~tt