It’s time to head off to Cabo with the RHONJ and I am about half an hour behind because I got so wrapped up in tonight’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother! The show is on three or four times a week and the live feeds have me sucked in so other things are a bit delayed. But let’s get right back to Cabo where we still basically have two team, Team Teresa with Danielle, Dolores and Jennifer and Team Melissa with Marge and Jackie. I much prefer team Melissa it’s felon-free!
I’m still not over the whole monkey’s asshole fight and neither are these girls. Marge and Jennifer are going to go at it all episode. Today, Jackie. Marge, and Dolores get to stay out by the pool and enjoy the resort while the other four go shopping. I think production just want a break from Marge and Jennifer going at each other. Dolores shares that she had an eating disorder when she was younger and shows Jackie a horrifyingly thin photo of her. Jackie is on day four of no workout and that the longest she’s ever gone.
Teresa is enjoying some loaded nachos with her foursome and some tequila since she is no longer training for a bodybuilding contest. Teresa passes her tequila to Jennifer at lunch though. Because lunch. And production wants Jennifer wasted. While shopping, Danielle goes after Marge and her relationship with her kids. Melissa tells Danielle that kids are off limits. Danielle says Marge started it and she will finish it. Melissa tells Danielle she is starting to believe what people say about her. Way to support Team No Felons, Melissa. I’m proud of you. Danielle storms off. Teresa goes after Melissa but continues to stick up for her felon friend. So does Jennifer. How did Melissa get stuck with these people?
Back at the pool, Jackie has no idea what a monkey’s asshole looks like so Marge pulls a photo up on her phone. It was a baboon, but close enough. There are too many Facetime calls home on this episode. Let’s keep it moving. I have shit to do.
The ladies all meet up for dinner. They are all going camel riding on the beach. WTF? How did those poor camels end up on Mexico. The girls order mojitos except for Jennifer who wants tequila on the rocks. “Here we go..” says Melissa. And Jennifer is very offended. Probably because she knows she drinks too much. If not, she would just have laughed it off. When Jennifer brings it up, Team No Felons points out she is an awful person when she drinks. Marge gives a laundry list of all the crap Jennifer had talked while wasted and they didn’t even mention Oklahoma. Jennifer goes in on Marge about Marge Sr. having a long-term affair with a married man. Marge is pissed so she points out that Jennifer’s husband sleeps in the poolhouse when he is not in his girlfriend’s bed. WHAM! It’s on! Jennifer loses her mind. Again, because it is true. As Marge says, “Did I hit a nerve?” She storms away and Danielle goes after her. Teresa says she knows what false accusations about a husband cheating are like. Joe Giudice was cheating. For years. When Jennifer comes back to the table, Dolores apologizes and says she doesn’t know anything about her marriage.Later, Team Felons decide to have Jennifer’s back the rest of the trip.
I did not enjoy my camel riding experience in Egypt as a kid. I had a screaming fit riding with my dad because our saddle was leaning way over to one side and I was terrified and ruined the entire experience. I might have been on my own first and then with my dad. All I remember is that I ruined everything. I did spend a great deal of time around camels in Libya though and they are not cute. They smell to high heaven they piss and poop everywhere and they spit. I do not see the fascination. I would not be feeding them jicama from my mouth to their like these fools are. They are wearing helmets to keep them from hitting their heads on…. the beach. Teresa loves how the up and down motion is “massaging her chacha.”
Danielle is pissed that Margaret and Jennifer made up, so she is about to stir the pot. At lunch the top of Joe’s release comes up. Teresa talks like he is coming home in March. He is not coming home in March. Teresa has been up to some of her old tricks. Are you supposed to be around other convicted felons when you are out of prison? The streets are talking about Tre.
Later Team No Felons talk about Danielle and Teresa’s blind spot when it comes to her. Then it is time for the last dinner in Cabo. Team Felon, minus Teresa all do tequila shots at the bar. Jackie immediately orders tequila on the rocks. Then she announces she is going to have an anniversary party next week and everyone is invited and should wear red. Do grown adults in the real world have parties where everyone has to wear the same color? I’ve never seen this in real life. Jennifer is so drunk she can’t find her drink and two of them are right in front of her. Teresa keeps giving her hers. Because, production.
But it is Danielle who is also drunk who starts the ball rolling on the final dinner brawl. She brings up Jennifer’s lips again and repeats what Marge called them while looking straight at Marge as if to say, “It’s about to go down, bitch.” Marge and Jennifer had squashed it and were getting along fine so Danielle just had to stir the pot. Marge takes the bait and says, “Oh Danielle, whatever, no one cares about you.” Fucking Teresa jumps right in to defend her future bunkie. WTF? Teresa brings up that Marge accused Jennifer’s husband of cheating. Even Jennifer asks Teresa why she is being this up and that she has moved past it. Suddenly, Jackie is giving side-eye at Teresa for stirring the pot.
The Danielle jumps in and says at least Jennifer got an apology. Marge says she doesn’t owe her anything. Danielles says Marge should not have been at her wedding. Marge agrees. Teresa says just because Marge doesn’t like her anymore doesn’t mean they all have to feel that way.
Danielle goes off screaming at Marge about her kids and how they don’t have a relationship with her. Melissa tells Danielle that kids are off limits. Teresa tells Melissa that Danielle is just trying to make a point. Wait. Teresa is defending Danielle over her FAMBILY? That’s not very Italian! Marge is shocked that Teresa is siding with Danielle. Danielle is happy as a clam with the way things are going. Danielle goes in on Marge with her reckless mouth and Marge tosses a full glass of red wine on the bitch. Danielle calls her a fucking cunt. How is she supposed to return that dress now, Marge! Security comes out and hold Danielle down as she breaks a glass to go after Marge with. Marge walks back to the hotel. Party lines do not hold on this fight. In her confessional, Dolores supports Marge and says if Danielle had talked about her children, she would have no teeth left. Jackie goes to comfort Marge. Danielle stabs a knife into the floral center piece saying, “This is what I feel about her!”
With everyone standing in the middle of broken glass, Melissa and Dolores defend Margaret. Melissa wants to know when she turned on Marge. She says last night when she talked about Jennifer’s husband. Oh please. You are on the wrong fucking side Teresa. Melissa says that it is Danielle that turned her against Margaret. Teresa is so dumb. HOW DUMB IS SHE? She doesn’t see she is being manipulated by Danielle who doesn’t give a shit about any of these people and just wants to be on TV. Meanwhile,Teresa is going against her family.
Drunk Jennifer has woken up. When Teresa something to Melissa about Marge throwing a glass at them, Melissa says someone on that side of the table through a glass at her! Just when you think the glass breaking is over, drunkass Jennifer breaks another over the table. My TV is paused on Dolores’s very shocked face! Melissa starts coming around the table toward Jennifer scream you got the wrong person….and my DVR ends. It filmed a full hour so apparently this show ran a bit long. I presume it will be shown next week, but if I missed anything good. Please fill me in the comments section!
That’s when it ended. Melissa came around the table screaming something along the lines of, “You’ve picked the wrong person!!!!!” and the screen went black, To Be Continued………
Danielle has been ruining this franchise since she’s been on it.
I refuse to believe anyone could possibly be as dumb as Teresa and am hoping it is all producer driven.
Seriously, WHY is Danielle on this franchise?
Camels are smelly. As in hard to be near smelly. I was gagging when they were feeding them.
Thanks. And I have it on very good authority that Teresa really is that stupid. I’ve been told that post editing has been told to try to make Teresa look less stupid. I have no idea how they attempt that. Probably by cutting the dumbest stuff she says, if you can believe it.
She’s VERY VERY DUMB and is about to get herself in more trouble with a particular NJ felon. (no one from the show, this is entirely separate).
Wow, wow, wow. It probably isn’t Martha Stewart either. Tre isn’t just dumb. She lacks common sense too. My cat has more smarts than she does for staying out of trouble.
If that hot head Jennifer keeps going nuts everytime she drinks, she could find herself behind bars too.
Jennifer needs to put down the alcohol. I know production fuels the flames but, I just truly hope she doesn’t drink to that extent on a regular basis.
I would have had to have Jennifer, Margaret and Melissa did well to stay off Danielle and Jennifer’s backside. Cause baybayyy, you break a glass at me ,YOU BETTER BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN BECAUSE YOU JUST CAMPAIGNED FOR AN ASS WHOOPING.
MY MOTO : DO NOT CAMPAIGN IF YOU CAN’T MAINTAIN
Sometimes despite my better judgement I put a new poster through.
So today the table flip episode was on bravo. I remembered how jaq and Dina stopped talking because of Danielle. So then I wondered how Dina feels now that Theresa and daielle are besties? It seemed that Dina actually was a good friend to Theresa. Maybe she has wised up!! Hopefully Joe and Melissa will follow !
Did you see on Teresa’s Instagram the pics of Dina and her? People were commenting that Dina looked pregnant.
I thought we knew that Dina is pregnant. She’s been showing for a while now. Unless she has taken up bingedrinking beer. (don’t ask me how I know this)
I May be way off here but I think Danielle has something on Teresa. It’s the only explanation for her loyalty and her taking sides against her family.
That is exactly what I think.
Based on what the streets are saying, there is plenty that Danielle could have on Teresa.
Ugh!! I’d love to have your intell… I don’t even watch the show anymore and haven’t in years but I ALWAYS read your recaps! Why do I find this stuff so interesting?!? Obviously not interesting enough to actually watch… but still! Haha!
It’s so time for a BI!!
Totally agree! I’d love to know what mess this very very dumb and very very very tan felonious nitwit has gotten herself into. I’m still hoping for an unedited Tre. For the life of me, I cannot imagine how she could come off any worse. I mean she makes up and/or butchers common words several times per episode. It’s not just like how some ppl have one word they just mispronounce out of habit but they’re able to spell it and use it correctly.
Jesus, this was a fucking crazy episode. Teresa is a moron and I hope gets a ton of backlash for her support for that psycho.
Dr. Bill seems so relieved that his twit of a wife we will be gone all summer to Turkey-think of the after surgery dinners he can enjoy. There is a reason Marge’s comments hit a nerve with Jennifer. A all red anniversary party is a small price to pay to ship the twit and her loser brother away for the summer.
Danielle freaked out only because Teresa started putting the moves on Jennifer. She needed to bring the attention back to her. Danielle will not be dismissed.
I don’t know how many extra dollars Bravo put in Teresa’s check and that would be the only explanation for how Teresa has totally rewritten Danielle and her Bridezilla behavior. Normal people would have ditched Danielle after the wedding. Teresa being Danielle’s parrot
Somehow I find Delores, although a little on the boring side to be as much Team Non-Felon than Team Felon. Her loathing of Danielle prevents her from drinking the Team Felon Kool-Aid.
Danielle putting the moves on Jennifer? What was up with Teresa grabbing Jen’s pearls and biting at them?
There was a sexual tension in that moment…Am I wrong?
I meant Teresa putting moves on..
You have piqued my interest now Tamara! What fresh hell is awaiting Teresa, I wonder? Besides being dumb and felonious, she’s also an extremely nasty and selfish person. Therefore I hope she does get into more legal trouble! It couldn’t happen to a more deserving person. I was thinking that Danielle was a convicted felon, so isn’t their friendship problematic? I hope the judge she blatantly lied to about her assets has kept a close watch on her via RHONJ. Her jewelry alone should’ve been confiscated to pay off some of her creditors! Ugh she makes my blood boil?
My ears went up too. I’d love to see what’s in store for any of the #felonsbybravo
She didn’t understand the concept of assets which is what landed her in prison. Of course she doesn’t have the smarts to not violate her parole.
If she gets herself into trouble she won’t be able to blame Joe.
When Joe gets deported to Italy, will she have the option of moving there to be with him? What if they don’t allow convicted felons to take up residence?
Not listing her jewelry as assets cost her a great deal. The judge wasn’t going to send her to prison until that happened.
People who are dumb and greedy like Tre are likely to get themselves into legal trouble repeatedly. I wonder what she forgot to report this time?
What about those (Versace’s?) plates at $300 each? I’ve known people who have had to liquidate EVERYTHING, only to be found not-guilty afterward from IRS stuff and from bankruptcy.
That’s horrible!
Just had a moment of clarity and Fetty Wap came to mind! Enough said.
Although I like the show, I must say the first season was so much better. I loved the dynamic of the first cast. Brandy was so much more fun as the crazy person of the house than Tamar. The mis of people was so much more interesting.
I llove Kandi, Tom and Kato. Joey is the James of this season ( he really loves himself) Ricky Williams annoys me and so does Lolo, Dina is either dumb as a sack of rocks or maybe she fried her brain with heavy drug use, Tamar is batshit crazy and super annoying, Ryan was so dumb I cringed at everything he said, the WWE chick is meh.
I hope Kandi will stay much longer, or I’ll have no reason to watch the live feeds.
Someone hit the wine early this morning!
Who are these people you are talking about?
She’s commenting on CBB, mistakenly on this NJ post. Been there, done that..blushing…
I am not a Danielle fan by any stretch of the imagination, but I do think Marge is shady. Their beef must be about filming following the axe throwing invite Marge accepted from Dolores. I just think they had some sort of pact to stick together as they did against Ziggy.
As for squeaky clean Marge, there is no talk of her business this season (MacBeth or whatever) because it is in bankruptcy d/t stealing Vineyard Vines proprietary stuff. And she is in default on the payments due to VV. Maybe too busy making clothes for the sick kids. Her house was also in foreclosure. Where there’s smoke ….
Marge slept with the contractor and now JAN’s kids don’t speak to her. Duh. There is more to that story than we are hearing. I can’t imagine being one of those “kids” and hearing her drone on and on about them on national tv as if she was their real mother. No offense to stepmoms who aren’t cheating assholes. You made that choice, Marge. And you also opened up about your mother dating a married man and hoping he would leave his wife. I’m not a prude and am on husband #2 (26 years), but some people (like Jennifer) have no use for people who cheat. Get a divorce and do the right thing.
All the Marge apologists give her a pass for throwing a glass of wine. OK And we hear she is terrible to work with. I have a feeling that Ziggy Flicker was on to something.
Teresa may be dumb as rocks, but she’s the OG of this franchise, has best selling books and probably makes more money than most of us. She and her husband screwed over one of my contractors and the lumber yard, so she’s no saint. Aren’t all of these housewives shows populated by dirtbags galore?
Well if Margaret’s on next season the cameras will turn on her and all her stuff will all be brought to light, that’s what eventually happens the longer you stay on reality tv.
I agree completely with you regarding Marge. My father’s wife pulled the same stuff as Marge and I would be extremely angry if she referred to us as “my kids” and I was 5 years old when they married. Marge is just nasty.
Thanks TT! Love this recap! I am LOVING this season! I am even starting to really enjoy Delores when she isn’t around Teresa! I am #teamnofelons 100% (and that includes Delores) and I think Melissa has become the one to watch. With all the drama of the other ladies, maybe Bravo won’t feel the need to add Danielle to the mix to bring drama next year. The show doesn’t need her Bravo!!! She adds unnecessary ugliness – and I am so distracted by her cheek implants (or are they overly done fillers?) that is all I pay attention to in her scenes. Why she messed with her face, I don’t know. She is a beautiful woman & I hope it is fillers versus permanent implants. Fillers will go down. Plastic surgery comments ok corrrect? The line about Jennifer’s lips was way over the line, as well as the line about her husband. Jennifer is absolutely beautiful and doesn’t look like she’s had work, and with a plastic surgeon husband hopefully she stays looking au natural! You could see on Margaret’s face she knew she was wrong, so I wasn’t surprised when she apologized. No, she is not without fault, but I find her genuine, witty, and very likable. If she and her ex-husband and still such close friends, then she did more right in that marriage than wrong I would say. Jennifer’s comments about Marge senior, while not kind, were not out-of-line as Marge Sr is on the show and showing her life. She is an adult and I think Marge Sr. can handle it. But, I think Jennifer stoked the fire. Don’t talk about my mom & not expect me to react! I am enjoying this season, keep everyone but just get rid of Danielle – please!
Jennifer needs to watch her alcohol, it doesn’t mix with her well and it’s not a good look. Out of the whole season this was the most entertaining episode and I didn’t fall asleep. I can see why Danielle wasn’t promoted to full time housewife. She is desperate & will say literally anything for a reaction, plus nobody likes her except Teresa (which is suspect). I think her 15 minutes of comeback fame are up.
So agree! I just rewatched episode as I was half-asleep last night. Look at Danielle with a huge smile looking at the cameras or production after the glass breaking scene. It is the only smile we’ve seen from her all season. Bu-bye Danielle.
I am really enjoying this season minus Danielle. I hope Theresa isn’t given her own spinoff show.
I’d love to say that I wouldn’t watch Teresa in a spin-off, but I’d be lying. She appears to have the IQ of a rutabaga, along with very little self-awareness, but she’s always entertaining. I want to watch Melania grow up because we haven’t seen anything yet where that little girl’s concerned, and I want to see where Teresa’s life leads her. I grudgingly give her credit for always landing on her feet and keeping her family going, especially after being married to that sleazy, uneducated, cheating lump of a man. I’ve yet to see any evidence that she’s feeling any true remorse over all the money she and Joe stole, but she did serve her time in jail and seems to have had to pay back a lot of money. Nowhere near what they stole though, I’m sure. Still, on the surface, she’s paid her debt to society and has the right to do whatever she can do to make money. Hearing about what happens to Joe will be interesting, and seeing how Teresa and the girls adjust to life without him will be a whole new storyline.
The Prostitution Whore needs to go. She is a truly despicable character with no redeeming qualities. The father of her daughters must be the reason they are such lovely ladies.
Near the end, I saw Jennifer’s face morph into another “identity.” I know several people (myself included) who morph into another personality after one-too-many cocktails.
Tre looks dumber with every episode. She always says family first, so It was classic when she said Jennifer was making a point. Isn’t that what Jackie was doing when she brought up Joe Guidice when Tre said Melissa could control Joe Gorga? Reminds me of just HOW STUPID she is when she said Melissa was only a “Gorga by injection!” How does she think her beloved, sainted, do-no-wrong mother became a Gorga?
I wasn’t a fan last year of Marge because of her instant ass kissing of tre & Melissa, but this season she’s been great. The make up on tre is horrid. Tre is painfully stupid but thinks that we are as well. We all know know joe isn’t coming home from prison. I wonder how many guys she’s been banging. Danielle is certifiable & is not fun to watch. She’s dangerously certifiable. You know she has something on tre. I’m dying to know how tre can afford all her stuff . Her restitution wasn’t enough
The camels were so out of place for Mexico. The whole scene was cheesy. When in Mexico, ride a donkey, go to a tequila distillery, or learn how to make authentic tamales. But, ride a a camel?
That was a nasty lie Marge blurted out about the cheating husband. I see her good friend D’Andra has rubbed off on her. I really wish Bravo had given the Pigtail Grandma the boot. She is so annoying and she chew her food like a cow.
Danielle is Jacqueline Laurita crazy and desperate. Not entertaining but the show is so boring that she’s the excitement. Otherwise it would be bulldog face Marge doing her monkey shtick, Jennifer lost in a world of cheap china toilets, and Jackie, New Jersey’s Carol “Im so educated and above the nonsense even though I signed up for a reality show” Radwizille or however it’s spelled. There’s only 3 types of husbands on HW: I hate the show but go on it so I can cheat in peace; I too am a fame whore; We need money. They all need to stop talking about it. Teresa is not friends with Danielle. I have no doubt that people think she’d stupid but she a) knows Danielle is pushing the story along. Anything for Tre to get those checks just like Nene does in ATL. b) She dislikes Melissa. ALOT. She needs a TV ally. Look at her instagram. She has little outside work contact with them. Last night was so fake except Marge.
If you notice in the beginning credits Marg and Tre are upfront with the rest in the back. Tre maybe afraid Marg will take over, which is fine with me. Tre is a little dumb but she is so self absorbed she doesn’t know what’s going on around her. I give credit to Melissa dealing with her all these years on and off camera. So much for family last night.
OT: Listened to Andy talk about the baby shower on Sirius. He explained Danielle was very upset not being invited. Apparently she and Tre were already in LA filming a commercial on an upcoming movie. Danielle went to Page Six to complain so Andy texted her an invite. Danielle showed a half hour later in full hair and makeup. Tre was snarky about Danielle, stating of course she would call Page Six when Andy was doubtful on how Page Six got wind of it. Andy was surprised Tre would say something snarky like that. Also only full-time housewives were invited. Marlo got her feathers riled up too. I think part-time HW should of been invited.
Andy also said Ramona fell off a table while dancing. LOL
I like Marlo. She knows her role and plays it well. I think Nene had a lot to do with her going to baby shower. She thinks (is?) she’s Andy’s right hand man so she can do as she pleases. Danielle on the other hand is such a thirst bucket. Everyone is saying she invited herself. She has beyond no shame. How can she not be embarrassed. Tre was a “cohost” but unlike Nene, she wouldnt think or care to invite Danielle against the “rules”. Tacky D
Thank you for clearing that up. I assumed Danielle was invited because she and Tre were still close and she is one of the original NJ housewives.
Please let her be gone.
I never wanted to throttle anyone in my life but Teresa pissed me off last night. She wasn’t having any of Melissa’s case and kept siding with that Danielle. Lord.
Me too. She annoyed me several times throughout the episode, but siding with Danielle during the shopping trip was the worst for me. Watching Teresa defend Danielles comment about Margaret’s kids was infuriating.
Margaret lost me this episode.
Love Jennifer. She steals the show.
Ugh, can’t stand her or her tacky, tacky house. I’ve lived in Jersey/NYC for most of my 55 years and I NEVER heard anyone brag that they were from Paramus. I can’t imagine spending $3 million on a house there. When she said Teresa’s necklace was, “ugly” i just tuned her out for the season.
omg.. Jennifer is TV gold.. Can’t believe it took Bravo that long to cast her.. I grew up in the Middle East and she reminds me of a lot of girls I know.. Loving her and Jackie in the cast.
Now onto the husband comment.. Does he have a GF? Can’t say exactly that since there’s no evidence.. But I will say this:
(Generally) men in that region are like dogs… If they have the chance.. they will cheat. It’s a combo of a blase marriage that started out of tradition/ men losing interest in their wives easily.. the thing is.. women in those regions (generally) don’t put out as easily and aren’t as open about sex.
Now a relatively handsome and successful surgeon in the US? I’m sure there are some women who are throwing themselves at him… He does have his own practice after all…
Where did they stay in Cabo
Check their IG accounts it’s posted all over them since they stayed for free.
I enjoyed having Danielle back for a bit. I think Teresa needed an ally besides Melissa. Melissa is a fickle friend/family. However, Danielle is just too much now. She should have been cast on Mob Wives instead.
I also used to like Marge but she is soooo culturally insensitive. She lives in this bubble of no consequences. She says everything under the guise of a joke but instead it’s just mean.
Jackie not a fan. She’s a young Marge sans the cheating on spouse thing.
I’m loving Delores this season. She’s not in the shadows anymore. Even her weird relationship status has become endearing.
And yes, Jennifer’s husband is probably cheating. She knows hence the Channel addiction.
But I have enjoyed this season mostly.
I absolutely love Delores and I wish I looked as good as she does without makeup. Danielle is one of my favs. I never liked her until this season but for as much as I know about her and Marty, I think she did him dirty. Bored with Tre and her being so dumb. Never cared for Melissa either. I like marge and Jackie and I think Jennifer is just what we needed on this show