I get so excited about this show. Y’all have no idea. It’s crazy how much I like this crap. Tonight we have a live veto comp, a live veto meeting and a live eviction. That’s action packed y’all! Can you feel my excitement?! (I almost typed excrement but only about two people here would have gotten the joke.)
“I slipped on some shrimp today.” Still cracks me up. Best reason to put someone on the block ever. We start with Tamar ranting about Kato being sexist for saying she misses her son and she doesn’t clean up behind herself. What’s next Tamar the race card? You are a super fan of Big Brother and you know that annoying people who make the house miserable and leave messes everywhere they go, get sent the fuck home. Have several seats. Kato tries to comfort Dina without telling her he has a backdoor plan. She has no clue how the game works. Meanwhile, Tamar is crying again. She says she is a single mother by choice. Tamar and Vince spilt up in 2018 due to Vince cheating. Their house is in foreclosure and there is nearly half a million dollars in liens on the property that they purchased for $10Million via loans that has people waiting in line if there is any profit after the foreclosure/sale. So it wasn’t exactly a choice. After all of Tamar’s crap, Lolo and Natalie support her and promise to play for her in the veto comp. That may or may not have changed.
God I hope Tom Green stays until the end. His solo scenes should be their own show. He’s so funny. I’ve seen this scene with Kato. Production had medicated Tamar by this point. I have no idea what they are giving her but when she goes to the DR and comes out, she is super chill. I want what she is having. Kato is not very good at talking to the people he put on block. Tamar and Kato hug it out.
Tom and Lolo are chilling out in the HOH and Tom just now realizes that the HOH room has a monitor several of the cameras. As Lolo says, she probably shouldn’t have told him, now he will be addicted. I hope I haven’t missed in late night shows by Tom in the HOH spying on the others. That would be hilarious. Lolo and Natalie hook up with Tom an Kato as a final four. I am glad to hear in the DR that Lolo is geniune about this final four. The problem is they all had a really long meeting outside about backdooring Ryan and other future plans. That is when dumb Ryan finally figured out they had an alliance. Today on the Wendy Williams Show Without Wendy Williams the four guest host all trashed Ryan for being super stupid. It was BRUTAL. Also the Wendy Williams Show Without Wendy Williams was quite enjoyable today. If you missed any of the Wendy Williams Drama you can catch up on that here. Ryan knows he is going home if he doesn’t win. Unless Joey wins and doesn’t use it.
How the hell are we so far into this episode and haven’t even had the veto comp yet? They can’t do that and an eviction in an hour it must be going to happen on the live feeds.
The veto competition is called Worldwide Roll Out. The got to practice earlier today and there was some strategy talk. This is a new competition I have never seen before but it is basically luck. You roll a ball and it goes into a slot. The highest number wins. So even Ryan could win this. I always wonder about metal balls and a magnet operated by production when the do this. Dina could not even keep her ball in the damn table! Neither could Natalie. Tamar ties with Tom. Oh holy hell! I didn’t even see the part where RYAN WAS NOT PICKED TO PLAY! HE IS TOTALLY GOING HOME! It doesn’t matter if Tamar or Tom win, Ryan is toast. Tom really went for it in the play off and won POV!
Tom uses the POV on Dina. Kato nominates Ryan. Tamar didn’t prepare a speech? She just thanks CBS and praises the production company (for all the good drugs). She loves everyone, she is a team player and she hopes they keep her but if it is her time to go, no hard feelings. Ryan knows he is dead in the water. He says he will be leaving with new friends. Ryan says he is a team player and has been on a lot of Olympic relay teams as a team player. He says if he goes there will be no hard feelings.
The vote was 6-1 to evict Ryan. Julie is way more compassionate to the celebrities when they get evicted and hugs Ryan and gives him the sad face. Joey is his own island. They spend a lot of time back in the house before Ryan’s interview because Joey jumped right on Kato about his future plans and tells him he needs him at least as a pawn to break up some other people down the road. Kato tells him he already has everything worked out. Oh Kato you should have just agreed. Meanwhile, Lolo, who has a brother sister sort of love hate relationship with Ryan is sobbing because she felt like she should have had his back even though he didn’t have hers at all. At least she got the green glop out of her hair.
Ryan says he picked the wrong players in Natalie and Lolo to have an alliance with. He doesn’t seem to realize he was coming for Lolo. Julie points out that he was targeting Lolo during his HOH. He says he should have gone forward with that plan. He says this will not effect his friendship with her in Tokyo at the Olympics. Ryan says the Big Brother house was harder than training for the Olympics. Everyone who comes out says that it is the most difficult thing ever. Ryan says he is walking out of the house with eleven new friends. They did not play any goodbye messages because he was not originally on the block.
Wow, we get to vote on a power for the houseguests. Whoever we choose will be able to take themself off the block at either the nomination ceremony or the veto ceremony any time in the next two evictions. Duh why do it at the nominations when you can do it at the veto ceremony? The voting is going down on Twitter. Voting is open until 9 am tomorrow. The hash tag should be #CBBKKandi or #CBBhouseguestnamegoeshere Idiots are already putting CBS those will not count. I’m voting for Kandi!