There are so many good shows on tonight, and yet, most of you are watching this. I’m just saying.. SIGH.
At least we are in Tokyo and last week’s episode was good! So I do have an expectation for another good episode tonight, especially if Nene gets left behind. If she does, I already suspect it is production driven and Nene was having a meltdown and just wanted to stay at the hotel. Because production decides when the van leaves, not the hired help. It was already weird when the only Japanese custom that was explained was ” Be on time.”
We are back with Nene going off on Tanya for no particular reason. By the way, I found it very odd that neither Shamari or Tanya were at Andy’s Housewives Baby Shower Extravaganza. I didn’t see anything online that would indicate their schedule was already full this weekend. Maybe Nene just didn’t pass on the message. That was literally her only job. Tanya cries and Nene is just being a bitch for no reason. Nene then moans about here problems and things she has going on. If the trip is too much for her she should have kept her ass at home. Nene gets up and leaves saying she has her own problems and she needs to get ready to go. No one goes chasing after Nene.
The girls are trying to support Tanya who is sensitive apparently about not being married officially yet. But these girls aren’t really good at empathy. Especially when it comes to someone new to the group. There is usually more hazing than sympathy with this bunch. Why isn’t Eva being supportive? She’s supposed to be Tanya’s friend.? Tanya leaves the restaurant and starts walking back to the hotel by herself too. Nobody goes after Tanya. Eventually, everyone else gets in the van. Cynthia and Marlo both tried calling Nene and she is not answering.
Kandi and Porsha and some of the others don’t eat sushi so they all ordered McDonald’s to take back to the room. Tanya apparently got on the van where she is still crying. Nene was crying too and got into a cab. The producers tried to chase her down but she told the driver to drive. Marlo starts going in on Tanya. The plan for the night is to take an hour or so to rest and have a drink and then put on sexy casual to go to the red light district. I cannot take an hour of Marlo after an hour of Tamar. No. I can’t. Marlo and Eva look like they are going to buck up on each other. The tour guide is disgusted and so am I. I am not recapping this trash. They scream at each other the entire trip back. Eva is wiping the floor with Marlo and everyone seems to be enjoying it.
At the hotel, Cynthia, Marlo, Porsha and Eva go to check on Nene. She refuses to open the door. Just let her have her pity party and go on about your business ladies.
Later, Marlo and Cynthia go to check on Nene. Nene is fully recovered and getting her hair done to go out for the night. Eva and Tanya get together and talk. We have dueling recaps of the fight at lunch. Eva continues to read Marlo to Tanya. She even mentions how Marlo wears designer and then returns them to the store. There is a blind item about this somewhere but I can’t find it at the moment and I am very far behind with this recap.
In the van the ladies are preparing to go to the red light district, Marlo has been shamed out of that nasty wig. Porsha calls to say she isn’t going out because her back is bothering her. Nene mocks her for being pregnant and tired. Tanya tries to make up with Nene but gets the famous housewives cold shoulder.
The red light district, disappoints Kandi, It’s not nearly racy enough for her. They end up doing Karaoke. Shamari can actually sing. They have Kandi’s Xscape song, Understanding. Which is good because Kandi can sign off on the licensing agreement. They actually did a pretty good job with it. EXCLUSIVE RHOA Filming News: Will There Be Seven Housewives?
The next day, Eva gets the news that her family is taking her grandfather off the breathing machine. Eva wants to go to LA to be with him. She’s going ditch her own bachelorette party to go home. Her grandpa’s official last name is Last Name because that is what his parents wrote on the birth certificate.
I don’t see how she will get home in time. Nene uses Eva’s problems to remind us of her own. The girls all rally around Eva and convince her to stay.
The next morning their tour leaves at 11:15. Cynthia and Tanya arrive first at 11 am. The tour guide is already over acting the whole “on time” thing. Marlo and Eva arrive next. They have mended fences. The Porsha and Kandi arrive. Kandi has on a kimono and the tour guide approves. Shamari arrives at 11:11. At 11:15 the bus leaves. Nene arrives at 11:17 and the bus is gone. Cynthia tells Nene they are coming back for her and she tells them not to both she doesn’t need to go. She goes back to her room. That little walk out to the van she did probably happened at 3:45.
I just deleted WWHL from my DVR because that misogynist piece of shit scumbucket is on with Nene tonight. Thanks for letting me know Andy.
The ladies arrive at a Geisha house and have to be told not to be rowdy, vulgar tourists while the performance is going on. I’d be mortified if someone had to tell me not be loud in a geisha house. Not these fools.
Back at the hotel, Nene tries to call Gregg and keeps getting voice mail. She’s pissed and decides to block his ass. Really? If I had a husband at home with cancer, first of all I would not be calling him to wake him up in the middle of the night from Tokyo. There is a 14 hour or so time change so if you are awake in Tokyo, he’s probably not awake in Atlanta. Also, if your husband with cancer is not taking your calls, you might want to check the hospitals or be worried about whether or not he is okay, not get your ass in a sling because he is ignoring you. Also, you might want to be nicer to the production team. They control the edit you get on the show and frankly your edit sucks this season.
Back at the geisha house Kandi is chosen to play a Japanese game and so are some of the other girls. Eva is good about getting Kandi’s share of drinks, I’ve noticed.
Afterward, they all go out for sushi. Look, I try all sorts of things when I travel. I might TRY sushi just to say I had it in Japan. But I am not eating it every single night like these people do. Kandi is not happy either. She’s had McDonald’s once and that was about it. McDonald’s would be a last resort. Surely they have some great soups or something.
Nene shows up to meet the the ladies for dinner. Apparently, Gregg was handling Nene’s business in Atlanta and he is not happy with her nasty emails. Tanya stupidly picks this golden moment in time to talk to Nene about the fortune telling incident? Nene says she doesn’t give a fuck about Tanya or her situation.
Next week: It’s the official bachlorette party with Japanese strippers. I can’t think of anything worse. And the ladies have sword fighting lessons with big wooden sticks that they swing at each other. Nene has another pity party. Porsha admits her relationship with Dennis is not perfect.