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am looking forward to watching these crybabies in the HOH competition tonight! But even better, we are going to see and edited version of the fight between Tamar and Lolo that caused the feeds to be down for so long the day it happened. I think it was a pretty big deal.
After Jonathan’s eviction, Ricky questions Tamar’s vote. He thinks she was the one that voted out Kandi. But it was Dina. On the other side of the house, Ryan, Joey and Dina have been blindsided. Ryan knows the other side of the house wants to back door him this week. Dina is furious that Lolo and Natalie didn’t include her in the vote. The girls are convinced Dina is in Ryan’s alliance, because she is.
It’s time for the HOH. It’s called Glam Rock or perhaps Rock til You Drop. Either way, it’s the traditional wall challenge.
Of course, Tamar has a nuclear meltdown and demanded someone bring out a ladder to get her down . Joey whined the whole time. It’s like he didn’t know what the word endurance meant. He asked things like, “Why does this have to take so long? Can we end it?” The green “jello shots” were hard to get off their skin and out of the girls’ hair. After the challenge Lolo had a nuclear meltdown because her hair was green and it would not wash out. You know whose hair wasn’t green? The girls that listened to production and wore one of the hair coverings they provided. Most of the guys wore them too. Lolo literally sobbed about her hair afterward for longer than she was on the wall. Dina was a ninja who stood there silently and outlasted half the younger cast. Both Joey and Lolo claimed shoulder injuries. But ultimately, it was Kato Kaelin, age 59 who won the endurance challenge. He’s the oldest endurance challenge winner in Big Brother history. He is also pissed that Dina Lohan was cheering against him. That sealed her spot on the block.
Lolo and Joey freaked about over the green glop. I’ve never heard so much whining about a very basic challenge that happens every season that I did from these two. Lolo cried for at least an hour and Joey kept saying they were torturing them for no reason. Why don’t their agents force them to watch a season of the show before they sign on the dotted line?
Ryan suddenly wants to align with Kato. Sadly for him that is not an option and a backdoor plan will be made to get Ryan on the block if anyone other than Ryan or Joey win the veto comp.
Ricky practices Chinese medicine and has worked on half the house. Unfortunately, we have to see him treat Kato for constipation. Kato will not shut the fuck up.
Natalie and Lolo come back into the room they share with Ricky and Tamar at 4:30 in the morning and Tamar is pissed that they stayed up talking all night. Girl, you are supposed to be a superfan. You cannot be the first one in bed in this house. You have to stay up until the last person is down. It’s not their fault you went to bed to get your beauty rest rather than working your fellow houseguests!
When they wake up for the day, Tamar starts interrogating Lolo about what she was doing up with Natalie all night. Lolo is pissed that Tamar doesn’t trust her, but she tells her that she talked to Dina for a long time because she was upset with Kato for not telling her about the eviction vote in advance. Tamar tells Lolo that Dina is lying to her. Lolo says she doesn’t think she is lying, but if she is… Tamar cuts her off with “What do you mean IF? I’m telling you, she’s lying!” Lolo says something like there is no need to start with me. Tamar says she is not starting with her. Lolo has reached her breaking point with Tamar. She doesn’t even keep the towel on her head she’s been wearing so the cameras won’t shoot her with green hair. She jumps up and starts screaming at Tamar saying she starts crap with her all the time.
Lolo left her room. When Tamar left the room, Lolo came back in. She told Natalie what was going on. Lolo says she can’t take any more of Tamar’s drama. Lolo starts a sentence with “bitch.” Tamar starts half of her sentences that way. Kandi has come into the room to try to calm Tamar down. Both girls bow up to fight but Kandi grabs Tamar and takes her out of the room and keeps things from coming to blows. Lolo could kill that girl and Tamar knows it.
Tom comes in to check in on Tamar who is packing and planning to quit for the eleventy billionth time. Lolo comes back in and apologized for going to hard on her and says she could have handled it better. She takes all the responsibility and tells Tamar she doesn’t want her to leave. They hug it out and Tamar does her 180 she does and is Lolo’s best buddy again.
Kato gets frustrated that Tamar doesn’t clean up behind herself. Tamar is messy in every sense of the word. So he will nominate her. At the nominations Kato nominates Tamar he says that Tamar has mentioned that she wanted to go home so many times I thought it was probably best. I know you miss your son. Tamar says she never said that. And that’s a big fat lie she says it every damn day. Kato continues and says she also refuses to clean and we are a team here. Tamar spits back, “I cook!’ Kato says he slipped on some shrimp today. He still thinks she is great He hopes there are no hard feeling about his nominations and then says, “Six of the seven dwarfs aren’t Happy!” I giggle because I like Kato’s corny Dad jokes and Dina cracks a smile. Tamar seems to be thinking about cracking a skull. He says that Dina rooted against him in the HOH competition and that showed she was against him and it really shocked him.
Thanks for recapping this shitfest! I love Candy and Tom, neutral about Kato. I cant get the live feeds, so you are a blessing!
I think LOLO needs to go! Ms. SuperVirgin gets on my nerves almost as much as Tamar.
I have surprisingly enjoyed Kato and Dina.
Tamar makes me crazy, as does Joey. Could be fine more to whine about?.
Not find of Ryan, but that comes as no surprise.
Tom.. So paranoid. High maintenance as anvally.
Hey Tom, when you win a comp, you can call the shots!
I wish someone would win HOH and have the balls to tell Joey that no, it is not ok for you to spend massive amounts of time in the HOH BATHROOM and when I want to sleep, Instill be kicking you out.
Ryan ended up sleeping downstairs due to Joey.
Great recap. I know it’s not easy, I got “fired” from writing the minutes in our weekly team meeting because it wasn’t detailed enough. You do great. I’ve thoroughly enjoyed Kandi on the feeds. She is just the same as on RHOA – she is pretty chill, gets to know everyone in a genuine way but isn’t afraid to speak her mind as well.
Right now on the feeds Tamar is on her best behavior. I think it’s since she’s on the block. I’m reserving judgment until I see her again not threatened with eviction. She flies off the handle so quick which makes for fun feeds but annoying to live with.
I also like Kato.
Please be Tamar that leaves!
Thanks for the recap, sometimes you are better then watching the actual show. Tamar seems a little whacked, is she like this all the time? so I’m kind of hoping she goes home. I would like to see Ryan stick around a while longer, someone should be thinking about how they will need someone to win the tough ones, that way they can figure out who is going to win hoh. I’m guessing I’m the only one who wants him to stay, lol. I wish I had the live feeds, but naturally they don’t have them in Canada so that sucks. Thanks again.
I think I could handle Tamar staying if BB promises to get more footage like they got of her before she finally dropped! Priceless! And Kato telling her he slipped on a shrimp! Lol lol. You can’t deny she keeps it interesting. And yes, somebody get LoLo a vibrator STAT!
Tamar is going to drive the house to a collective mental breakdown! Well, Ryan won’t notice but that’s not the point. That woman is crazy! I loved how Kandi heard screaming and quietly escorted Tamar away before LoLo physically destroyed her.
Kato is Kato. He’s cheesy. He’s younger than my parents but plenty old enough to be my Dad so he doesn’t bother me.
Joey is so high maintenance and so whiny!! I don’t think I could handle him. His quirks are more than quirks; he’s straddling the crazy line.
I’m still team Kandi. She’s doing her thing, getting to know everyone slowly. No “You’re my ride or die!!” 20 seconds after meeting someone. I hope she gets more airtime, though I know it’ll be hard with Tamar’s antics and Ryan’s dumbness.
I never watched this show before so I am still getting a sense of how it all works. I have to say I laughed my ass off at the endurance challenge and totally mis-guessed who would come out on top. Kudos to Dina for her endurance. I really thought she would be one of the first to let go. Likewise, I was surprised that Ricky bailed sooner than Kato!
I freaking loved how Kato started working the last remaining two contestants to convince them to let go. Clever move! I totally agreed with his assessment of dealing with a messy roommate. I have had them, and they SUCK! You are either put in a position of tolerating the mess, trying to convince a damn adult to clean up after themselves and having constant tension over it, or doing it yourself. Losing situation when you find yourself in it. It may seem like a small thing unless you find yourself in it.
I think I am now hooked on a new show!
I’m a first time viewer too and I’m shocked that I was totally hooked after one episode!
Me too. It is dedication though. I only prefer the celebrity version because that’s what makes it much more interesting (to me).
Tamar needs meds. Lots of meds. Good on Kato for putting her on the block. No one should have to deal with that level of histrionics for any length of time. She, Nene, and Marlo seem to me to have the same insane personality which can be entertaining in small doses but exhausting over time.
Dina may be the sleeper in the house. I’m starting to pay more attention to her than previously.
Kato has much more gamesmanship than I originally thought. Hoping he backdoors Ryan or gets Tamar out.
This endurance comp was amazing. The amount of crap they threw on them was awesome!
Can we have a double eviction with both Lolo and Tamar leaving?
I can’t believe how whiny Lolo and Joey were. Come on. And one of you has had to train and compete in the Olympics…..let that sink in. Green Goo?! Get over it!
I am thoroughly enjoying this group. As messy as Tamar is, I hope she survives another week for the entertainment value alone. The looks of frustration/disgust on Kandi’s & Joey’s faces when she clapped back at Kato about not wanting to go home were PRICELESS. I must have rewound my DVR five times, I was laughing so hard!
Tonight is a live show with a Veto comp and an eviction all in one night it seems.
If Ryan does play or plays and doesn’t win he is going home. It’s a mental comp something like the more than less than or under over challenge and should go fast.
Then They will do a veto ceremony followed quickly by an eviction. Should be a great show. If Ryan wins or if anyone else uses the veto he will go up. If noms stay the same, Tamar should be evicted.
Ryan will have a hard time with the challenge because it is mental. So will Dina. She seems mentally confused today. She has no idea how the game is played and doesn’t understand when Kato calmly tries to explain it to her.
Despite Kato wanting the girls to vote out Tamar, it is possible that Dina could go if things stay the same.
Thanks to TamraTattles incessant talking about this show I had to watch…….. can someone please tell me about how to watch the live feeds?BTW, I wished I would have started watching sooner
You can sign up for a free trial at CBS.Com it’s like $5.99 a month if you choose to keep it and it gives you access to everything on CBS. You can cancel at any time. But always check your credit card bill to be sure they cut it off. Sometimes the “forget.” lol.
Oh and sorry for getting you hooked. Just wait til summer when it is three months of real people. It’s even better than the Celebs they are meaner to them and don’t let them eat and all sorts of things. lol.
Yes, thank you very much! I’m hooked and reading every line of every comment and your recaps. First time I’ve paid any attention to this show and I’m hooked, but far far away from my DVR! Why did I never watch this caged fight before?
HAHAH!! I started watching too because of all the Big Brother posts. I AM OBSESSED NOW!!! It is really unhealthy. I love that it is on TV so often too!!!
Apologies for contributing to your addiction. Just wait until the withdrawals….
Oh no! Yikes! hahah
I’ll be sorry if Tamar leaves tonight. She’s been entertaining, among other things.
I’ve soured on Kato and Di(a)na.
Except for Joey, Kandi and Dina, who doesn’t even know where she is (tell her she is at Dancing with the starts and she will belkeve you), the rest of the celebs look too stressed… chill out, people! Money stresses peopke out, I guess
Still loking for Kandi to show her bitchy, bossy personality from rhoa to rule them all, and for Joey to start liking the game…
Tamar has potential if she stops joining parties to which she’s not invited (Natalie, Lolo, Tom and Kato would shout ‘you can’t seat with us!’ if they could)
Cannot stand Ricky and his ‘I am all about love and peace’ but he’s the snake, plotting and stirring the pot. Don’t sell me lemonade if you made it with carrots.
And the super team Kato, Tom, Natalie and Lolo, they just know they have all the power… could they stop their cockiness?
Lolo will start whinning when she feels weak in the game. Uhg…
Tom and Kato have so much potential if they stay natural..