I am looking forward to watching these crybabies in the HOH competition tonight! But even better, we are going to see and edited version of the fight between Tamar and Lolo that caused the feeds to be down for so long the day it happened. I think it was a pretty big deal.
After Jonathan’s eviction, Ricky questions Tamar’s vote. He thinks she was the one that voted out Kandi. But it was Dina. On the other side of the house, Ryan, Joey and Dina have been blindsided. Ryan knows the other side of the house wants to back door him this week. Dina is furious that Lolo and Natalie didn’t include her in the vote. The girls are convinced Dina is in Ryan’s alliance, because she is.
It’s time for the HOH. It’s called Glam Rock or perhaps Rock til You Drop. Either way, it’s the traditional wall challenge.
Of course, Tamar has a nuclear meltdown and demanded someone bring out a ladder to get her down . Joey whined the whole time. It’s like he didn’t know what the word endurance meant. He asked things like, “Why does this have to take so long? Can we end it?” The green “jello shots” were hard to get off their skin and out of the girls’ hair. After the challenge Lolo had a nuclear meltdown because her hair was green and it would not wash out. You know whose hair wasn’t green? The girls that listened to production and wore one of the hair coverings they provided. Most of the guys wore them too. Lolo literally sobbed about her hair afterward for longer than she was on the wall. Dina was a ninja who stood there silently and outlasted half the younger cast. Both Joey and Lolo claimed shoulder injuries. But ultimately, it was Kato Kaelin, age 59 who won the endurance challenge. He’s the oldest endurance challenge winner in Big Brother history. He is also pissed that Dina Lohan was cheering against him. That sealed her spot on the block.
Lolo and Joey freaked about over the green glop. I’ve never heard so much whining about a very basic challenge that happens every season that I did from these two. Lolo cried for at least an hour and Joey kept saying they were torturing them for no reason. Why don’t their agents force them to watch a season of the show before they sign on the dotted line?
Ryan suddenly wants to align with Kato. Sadly for him that is not an option and a backdoor plan will be made to get Ryan on the block if anyone other than Ryan or Joey win the veto comp.
Ricky practices Chinese medicine and has worked on half the house. Unfortunately, we have to see him treat Kato for constipation. Kato will not shut the fuck up.
Natalie and Lolo come back into the room they share with Ricky and Tamar at 4:30 in the morning and Tamar is pissed that they stayed up talking all night. Girl, you are supposed to be a superfan. You cannot be the first one in bed in this house. You have to stay up until the last person is down. It’s not their fault you went to bed to get your beauty rest rather than working your fellow houseguests!
When they wake up for the day, Tamar starts interrogating Lolo about what she was doing up with Natalie all night. Lolo is pissed that Tamar doesn’t trust her, but she tells her that she talked to Dina for a long time because she was upset with Kato for not telling her about the eviction vote in advance. Tamar tells Lolo that Dina is lying to her. Lolo says she doesn’t think she is lying, but if she is… Tamar cuts her off with “What do you mean IF? I’m telling you, she’s lying!” Lolo says something like there is no need to start with me. Tamar says she is not starting with her. Lolo has reached her breaking point with Tamar. She doesn’t even keep the towel on her head she’s been wearing so the cameras won’t shoot her with green hair. She jumps up and starts screaming at Tamar saying she starts crap with her all the time.
Lolo left her room. When Tamar left the room, Lolo came back in. She told Natalie what was going on. Lolo says she can’t take any more of Tamar’s drama. Lolo starts a sentence with “bitch.” Tamar starts half of her sentences that way. Kandi has come into the room to try to calm Tamar down. Both girls bow up to fight but Kandi grabs Tamar and takes her out of the room and keeps things from coming to blows. Lolo could kill that girl and Tamar knows it.
Tom comes in to check in on Tamar who is packing and planning to quit for the eleventy billionth time. Lolo comes back in and apologized for going to hard on her and says she could have handled it better. She takes all the responsibility and tells Tamar she doesn’t want her to leave. They hug it out and Tamar does her 180 she does and is Lolo’s best buddy again.
Kato gets frustrated that Tamar doesn’t clean up behind herself. Tamar is messy in every sense of the word. So he will nominate her. At the nominations Kato nominates Tamar he says that Tamar has mentioned that she wanted to go home so many times I thought it was probably best. I know you miss your son. Tamar says she never said that. And that’s a big fat lie she says it every damn day. Kato continues and says she also refuses to clean and we are a team here. Tamar spits back, “I cook!’ Kato says he slipped on some shrimp today. He still thinks she is great He hopes there are no hard feeling about his nominations and then says, “Six of the seven dwarfs aren’t Happy!” I giggle because I like Kato’s corny Dad jokes and Dina cracks a smile. Tamar seems to be thinking about cracking a skull. He says that Dina rooted against him in the HOH competition and that showed she was against him and it really shocked him.