We have talked about this new gestational math that mothers are doing these days before and it still confuses me. Kenya is announcing that Brooklyn Doris is three months old today, and my mind is blown.
Brooklyn was born at 9:39 a.m. ET on Sunday, Nov. 4. She weighed 5 lbs. and 12 oz and was “very alert and active.” So shouldn’t she be three months old on February 4th? If she counts four weeks as a month then the baby will be “thirteen months old on her first birthday.
Is this part of the same gestational math that makes modern women pregnant for ten months instead of the nine month pregnancies that women have had since the beginning of time?
I don’t get it. Can’t we just get back to counting months by, oh I dunno, the month? And Pluto is a fucking planet. #OldPeopleRant
Oh and Andy sent Brooklyn a giant snoopy and Kandi bought her crib! That’s interesting about Andy sending a nice gift. His relationship with Kenya is so bipolar.
No matter what age you want to call this baby, she is adorable.