I wish I had a Lohan Beach House t-shirt or shorts but I imagine even if she is selling them online they would not be in my ginormous size. It’s been about a week on this healthy eating plan. So maybe by June I will have my summer body. lol. I’m sure the shorts will look just like this on me. Right? Right?
We pick back up this week wondering if Brent gets fired. I doubt it. What else would we talk about if not for Brent’s assholey behavior, what would we watch? Panos on the other hand wants to fly in a new guy, Alex Muffitt who works at The Abbey in LA. I feel like he was hired from the beginning and just had a scheduling conflict for the first few days. But I am all for new eye candy. Yes please with dark, swarthy, Mediterranean types.
At the morning shift meeting, Panos and Lindsay let them know that some VIP, Alesso, is coming in and that Lindsay will be watching from the second cabana and Panos is going to watch them from the DJ booth so they better not fuck it up. They threaten to send people home and let them know a new guy is coming in and someone could be going home. Everyone is nervous except for Brent, who is clueless.
Alesso is a DJ and Brent knows him from his performances at the Wynn. He is also a “friend of Lindsay’s,”
Panos asks Jules if she wants to work with him and then basically says too bad, I don’t think you are right for the job. Panos is really trying to shake everyone up. He decides to put Jonitta in the VIP cabana even though she didn’t perform well in the past. He makes she knows her job is on the line. Brent has apologized for calling Sara a six. He seems to think he still has a chance.
Natasha, the VIP client that Brent made out with, will also be back today. He plans on ignoring Natasha. Um, that is not hard your gigolo gig works, dude. Mark and Jules are flirting with some minor PDA while on the job. Panos is pissed about that. Jonitta goes to Brent for advice on dealing with Alesso and his crew. Brent is working the VIP cabana as well. Natasha is already asking for Brent. Brent has to be forced to greet her. Brent is refusing to do his job. Lindsay is pissed.
Lindsay is in this episode a lot, bandaging the DJ’s foot after he stepped on something, making sure people don’t mock the guy who has been drunk dancing on the bar for hours, and shooting a giant water gun full of champagne at people. She’s the happiness patrol, and it is working.
Sara tells Jules that Brent has apologizes and she has forgiven him. Both Jules and I think Sara is a naive idiot and more bad behavior will come out as soon as Brent drinks again. Mike is friends with Alex the new guy so Panos wants him to introduce him to the group. Mike and Alex have hooked up before. Mike is interested in Jules and Alex has a boyfriend back home so this is a weird situation for him.
Because Brent knows Alesso, he is on the list for his performance with a plus two. He is taking Sara and Jonitta. The group has a day off. Mike and Jules make out in the club. Jules is into him. But with the new guy coming, I predict conflict ahead.
At Alesso’s event Panos explains that their night off is not completely a night off. They are supposed to be low key advertising Lindsay’s club. They are ambassadors 24/7. Panos is at the event watching their every move. Jonitta is telling everyone who hits on her she works at the Beach House and even mentions some of the features and asks them to come see her. Panos is pleased. Brent asks Sara to be his girlfriend. She kisses him. Panos is watching that too. They are on a date and not promoting the business. Panos is not happy about them hooking up. They are supposed to be working the crowd and pimping themselves.
May is excited to meet Alex. The girls are fighting over him sight unseen. They don’t know that he is gay and has hooked up with Mike. Mike is already telling us in confessional that he is not looking to get wifed up with Jules. Jules is going to be heartbroken. Mike is cute but not Aristotle hot. He’s only half Greek lol.
The girls disagree with me and think he is smoking hot. He immediately says he has a boyfriend of three years. Mike is basically pansexual.
At the next staff meeting, Panos compliments Jonetta for the first time and she could not be more pleased. It is Alex’s first day on the job. The VIP cabana is reserved for four hot Italian female models. Alex, Brent and Aristotle are all assigned to their cabin. Panos yells at Brent for hooking up with Sara at the club instead of trolling for clients. Brent asks if Panos wants him to end his relationship with Sara right now? Panos crosses his arms, looks at him and says, “Can you do that?” Brent is pissed and Panos says do not let your relationships effect your work. Brent will be punished by passing out flyers to get people to the club on Monday. He hates that. I guess it is one of the other guys working the VIP cabana with Alex and Aristotle. Or maybe he has a dual role. Brent does a lot of whining and complaining. Alex passes out flyers too and he is fine with it. The models get all the guys assigned to the cabana drunk. Alex is great and he speaks Italian. Even Aristotle is worried. If Aristotle gets fired, I’m done. Alex even makes out with the models. Panos and Lindsay both love him.
Panos tells us that the rest of the crowd should be worried.