It’s the first live eviction and the first live HOH on season two of Big Brother and I cannot explain how excited I am for this episode. There has been many a guy I’ve dated over the years who were told I was not available to go out to dinner because it was a Big Brother night. Especially, if there was a live episode with an endurance HOH that spilled over to the live feeds. Don’t make me choose between you and Big Brother dude, because you will lose every time. This also be why I am going to die alone. But, it’s worth it. Men are overrated and Big Brother never disappoints. Plus,But I can be with Big Brother with my big fat hanging out in my pajamas.
TONIGHT’S HOH will finish on the LIVE FEEDS So I will be live updating in the COMMENTS SECTION of this post.
But first, we have to deal with the Mooch situation. The houseguests are informed of a Breaking News Challenge. They are all called to the TV where ET is broadcasting Breaking News that one of the houseguests is not a real houseguest! WHAT? The Mooch comes on the screen and says from this moment on he is out of the house but he has left his mark on the game. How did they not notice he was not there for this? He announces that there will be a second veto, but first, Ryan has to nominate another houseguest. Ah, it makes sense now that Kandi got nominated because stupid Ryan had to make a decision without any help. Ryan says their personalities don’t mesh and he hasn’t talked to her much. Tamar is thrilled. Then he says it is because of the Tamar and Kandi drama and Tamar is in his alliance.
The second veto is all about The Mooch. So for those that didn’t listen to all of his stories, the are screwed. Sorry, Kandi. Ryan wants to put Lolo up as a replacement.
Kato and Dina were chosen by random draw to join the HOH and nominees in the POV. Kato won the veto and took Tom down. Lolo convinced Ryan not to backdoor her. Kato decides to put up Joey to try to spilt the girls votes against Jonathan. This was obviously Jonathan’s idea.
It’s time for the live eviction! It has been a close fight between evicting Jonathan and Kandi even as recently as four am today. The three nominees give their speeches and Kandi says she is not a threat and begs to be kept. Joey gives a”if it is my time it is my time and I love you all” speech. Jonathan is literally trying to sway votes at the last-minute and tells them all that out of everyone in the house, he has been a teammate to every single person in the house. Kandi looks up at him with one of her “What you talking about Willis?” faces. He talking to them about the importance of teams and how they are all on his team. Um, no, no they are not. And then he tells them that (as the Big Brother expert) he has answered everyone’s questions and helped them learn the game and he didn’t have to do that. God I hope none of them are falling for this shit.
Dina going to vote first is a good sign. Hopefully she is the only Kandi vote. And she is. Everyone else voted to evict Jonathan. Ryan and Dina were blindsided. Ryan may cry. LOL. Jonathan takes it well. Even Tamar hugs Kandi. Jonathan says his biggest mistake was teaming up with Ryan because it made him a threat. Julie says he should not have protected Dina and she would have gone. Jonathan says it was a lot harder than he thought. Ryan and Joey didn’t understand that you don’t tell the whole world about your alliance.
Please join us in comments for the HOH. It might be a while because the houseguests were not set up to begin yet.