I’m so excited for the new Celebrity Big Brother! Let’s go Kandi! I have not signed up for the live feeds yet. I am afraid I would watch them all the time instead of getting my work done here. Also, the show is on like four times a week and I am sure I won’t be able to watch are recap them all due to scheduling conflicts. I’ll do as many as I can though! Big Brother is one of the few shows on this site that in not spoiler free. All live feeds updates are welcomed in comments from those who have the feeds, so skip the comments if you don’t want to know. Actually, I will probably spoil from time to time in the posts for this show so if you don’t want to know what is happening live you might want to skip these.
The first group to enter the house consists of these six people, Ryan Lochte is such a douchebag. He’s training for 2020? No, just no. He swears he is reformed now that he has a wife, a kid and another on the way. Natalie is a prowrestler on WWE. She is the one with the purple hair. I think she is a villain in the ring. She’s superfan. Tom Green is a bizarre comedian. Lolo Green is an Olympic athlete in both winter and summer sports. She’s still a virgin. Why is she not on The Bachelor right now? She’d be perfect for Colton!Kato seems pretty fun. Tamar is a superfan!
For the first time Big Brother watchers, the superfans will have the advantage of understanding how the game is played so Natalie and Tamar are the two to watch out for in this group. Tamar freaks out when she goes in the house. She claims she is not going to tell the house she is a superfan, but her excitement says it all. One minute in, and I predict Tom Green will be first out.
My Gawd! Tamar is shoving food in her mouth like she’s been in solitary confinement with nothing but bread and water for a decade. She not even swallowing. There are 24 bites of food in her mouth at once! It’s grapes. Perhaps she is practicing for next NYE when some folks eat 12 grapes in a minute. Tom Green deadpans, “How are the grapes?” Okay I like Tom Green now I hope he stays. I need the meme of Tamar gorging on grapes.
Group two has the following “stars.” Joey Lawrence from Blossom seems to be close to Kandi in the house from the few minutes of leaked live feeds. Dina Lohan calls herself the OG Momager. Jonathan Bennett was in Mean Girls with Lindsay. He is a host on the Food Network. YAY! Kandi looks amazing. Kandi says she can’t hide her emotions or her facial expressions. She still plans to win because she says, “I win at everything.” Ricky Williams is a retired NFL player. Now he is studying Chinese medicine. I wonder if he could rub this knot out of my butt. What? He’s practically a doctor. The Mooch! is just The Mooch! He is the Omarosa of the season who will be leaking White House stories.
When group two goes in, all the ladies attack Kandi with hugs, obviously they are RHOA fans. Well all except one. Tamar keeps her distance. She finally goes over and gives her a big dramatic hug. Cut to the diary room where Kandi explains that her past with Tamar has had its ups and downs. This should be interesting. In her diary room Tamar says she’s not really excited to see Kandi. Okay, I need Tom Green to stay forever. Ricky Williams is a fan of Kandi and Xscape. Ricky and Tamar and Tom are all excited about Joey. Ryan is already being dumb.
Julie announces that the will be competing in the first HOH competition in pairs. One member of the winning pair will become HOH. (That’s Head of Household, for you newbies, they have the power to nominate people to be voted out). Only five pairs will be competing in the challenge. The sixth pair has to sit out and will not be eligible to win HOH.
A “random draw” (lol) has Ryan choosing his partner first. He chooses Jonathan because he thinks he is smart. Anyone is smarter than Ryan. Jonathan picks Tamar to choose next. She chooses Kandi! I am SHOOKETH. Kandi chooses Joey to go next and he chooses Ricky. Ricky chooses Lolo and she chooses Tom. Lolo says she chose Tom because she doesn’t want to win the first HOH and she can blame the loss on him. Throwing the first challenge is smart, but Tom will probably do well in a mental competition. Don’t let his weird humor fool you, he’s a smart cookie. Tom chooses Dina there are three people left…Natalie, The Mooch and Kato. Whoever isn’t picked will not play. Dina chooses Anthony. Kato and Natalie were just the last two kids (not) picked for dodgeball on national TV. I don’t care how old you are that has to sting. Dina says she picked The Mooch because she could not remember the other two people’s names. Julie tells Kato and Natalie they are safe for the first eviction.
Wow, the first competition looks like it is going to be endurance! They are trying to make me buy the feeds! But it can’t really be an endurance comp on the feeds because they have been in the house for days and this is not a live show. The comp has the teammates both on swings with a large “champagne glass.” They have to transfer champagne (water) from the overflowing bottle (stream of water) to their partner’s glass. Then the partner transfers it to champagne glass until there is enough water to make a bubble (ball) spill out of the glass.
No one can get their swings started. It’s hilarious. Kandi says, “This is not working, and I know I can swing!” So we’ve heard, Kandi. So we’ve heard. Kandi and Tamar are not doing well at all. Really on Ryan and Jonathan are making any progress at all. This challenge must have taken hours. Meanwhile, Natalie is being a bitch to Kato on the sidelines. She lecturing him about how he cheers for the others. He’s not bleeping doing it right. Bleepity, bleep, bleep. I hate Natalie already.
Kandi’s arms are too short to reach the stream of water and Tamar is getting pissed. Tom is doing well and Lolo decides she really wants to be Ryan who is in the lead with his partner Jonathan. Oh! PoP is going to run late night live feeds. That is all I need! This will be awesome! I don’t think Kandi and Tamar got a single drop in. Ryan and Jonathan won. Ugh.
Either Ryan or Jonathan will be HOH. They must battle each other. The winner is HOH and the loser is the first nominee of the season. Wow. They are not playing around this season. That is where they leave us.
Overall, I love this group. Julie ends the show with, “I’m Julie Chen Moonves, Good Night!” On the last season of regular Big Brother Les Moonves was accused of all sorts of things. Juile used to end the show with, “I’m Julie Chen.” Then she added the Moonves to make a statement that she stands by her man. Looks like that devotion continues.
Big Brother After Dark starts tonight on POP at midnight EST.
So what did you think?