I haven’t had the energy to pester my sources about the RHONJ reunion, but if these dresses are any indication, I going to assume it was a shit show. Could they possible have made the set any tackier?l Why is there a fake kitchen and dining room? Why are there two chairs in front of a curio cabinet? Who decided that couch went with that rug? It’s such a hot mess of a set, I can’t even get to the dress. It reminds me of a dressing gown Zsa Zsa Gabor might have worn.
Jennifer takes her photo in the middle of her cluttered dressing room. Can someone take my photo while I stand here in the middle of all this crap? It looks like a dress that a mother of the bride would wear if she thought she could upstage the bride. Oh the theme was metallic glitter. I am not making this up.
Teresa opted to find a curtain to pose in front of. Give the other looks on the couches, I have to say this is the best of the bunch. Did she get new boobs? She sure is showing them off.
This video is the only one I could find that shows the bottoms of the looks on the other couch. The lower half is important to see so that you know that Melissa is wearing a onesie. #cameltoe. Marge’s dress reminds me of those costumes were the left side is a man and the right side is a woman. Jackie’s dress might be better than Teresa’s it’s hard to tell with all that hair in the way.
So what do you think of these looks? Whose dress is best and whose dress is the worst?
The only dress I like is Jackie’s. It does look like Teresa bought some new boobs.
I believe Teresa did her swap-out on her implants. I guess they are like tires and have to be “rotated” after so many years.
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These women all look so fake! I hate this overdone look – I don’t find it sexy or attractive at all. Especially Theresa with her boobs hanging out. Where is the class?
ha ha ha! You made me laugh out loud saying “where is the class” when talking about RHONJ!!
All these women live about 20 minutes (in different directions) from my home and I’ve NEVER seen anyone dress like them before. There must be some ugly dress convention where they all gather and sell these frocks. Teresa looks like what they call in the UK, a “Glamour model” Too much badly applied makeup, boobs falling out, a weave and stupid look on her face. They can be found at car shows or serving drinks at the race track bar.
North Jersey girl here and I so agree with you. I have never seen anyone wear ugly dresses like these before.
Gosh, hopefully we are a step closer to getting Caroline and Jacqueline back on for season 10 after the reunion airs.
All I could see with Teresa’s dress were boobies. I hope she didn’t draw a deep breath or turn suddenly.
The possibilities of a Cynthia Bailey flashing are high!
Jackie wins. Hands down. The others think the more fake boobs showing is a good thing and the tighter the better. I could get really descriptive but I won’t.
Dolores is naturally pretty. She looks best in scenes where she doesn’t have makeup on. Her glam squad really must not liken her because in all her talking heads she looks terrible and actually looks older.
She is so much better looking going natural than having all the weave eyelashes heavy make up on.I also love seeing her film scenes with her mother who looks completely normal & doesnt dress up for the Bravo cameras.
Delores is pretty but she’s also a kiss ass and a hypocrite. I appreciate what she’s doing to help these homeless women but she’s still a hypocrite. I liked her in the beginning until she lodged herself permanently in Teresa’s as-.
As an aside, I don’t see how any man will ever be serious with her as long as she lives with her Ex-husband. I can’t imagine wanting to date a man who said, “Btw, I live with my ex-wife, we’re BFF’s’ ” It’s right up there with, “Did I mention that I live in my mother’s basement?”
These outfits are all hideous. Teresa better hope she doesn’t sneeze, just sayin!
Teresa is trolling for a new man hard!
Ugliest dresses I’ve ever seen for a reunion, one is worse than the next.
I’m actually surprised at Melissia’s choice of outfit. She usually has nice stylish dress on. She looks like she is on a low budget Ice Capades show with this tacky cheep jumpsuit.
what a nightmare!
From the set to the dresses to the hair.
Delores’s is the worst
If I had to choose, I would choses the style of Jackies and the color of Teresas
I actually think Teresa’s dress is beautiful., although those fake boobs are not very attractive. Why can’t they make them where they have a more natural shape? Actually, I guess they must choose the round, hard-looking ones, because I have seen breast implants that look beautiful. Dolores looks like she’s wearing something out of Arabian Nights and the other dresses didn’t impact me one way or another. Not very original, and the whole decor of the set was like something imagined by people who were trying to recreate a high-class French brothel, complete with the courtesans.
Teresa definitely went for the round, fake looking, high profile implants. Bad choice bc she hardly has any body fat in her chest. She should have opted for smaller ones or teardrops. She does have a great body but there’s so much going on there I don’t even know what to say. That high ponytail looks ridiculous.
Do the producers or stylists actually encourage this type of look? It seems as if they all tell them they look fabulous knowing they look hideous.
I love it! I don’t watch the reunions to get fashion or decorating tips, I watch them to be entertained. And this one looks like it’s going to be entertaining!
The reunion styling is often over the top, but, if I had to pick a favorite, I would go for Jennifer’s gown, without that added skirt (which does make it look like someone trying to outdo a bride), and in Teresa’s color. Jennifer looks shapely and sexy without exposing half her chest.
The friendship between Jackie, Marge and Melissa appears to be genuine and they seem to be having a blast.
Teresa’s “I Dream of Jeannie” top pony is adorable.
Unlike last year, Dolores looks like she’s actually happy, as well as comfortable head to toe.
I love it! I don’t watch the reunions to get fashion or decorating tips, I watch them to be entertained. And this one looks like it’s going to be entertaining!
The reunion styling is often over the top, but, if I had to pick a favorite, I would go for Jennifer’s gown, without that added skirt (which does make it look like someone trying to outdo a bride), and in Teresa’s color. Jennifer looks shapely and sexy without exposing half her chest.
The friendship between Jackie, Marge and Melissa appears to be genuine and they seem to be having a blast.
Teresa’s “I Dream of Jeannie” top pony is adorable.
Unlike last year, Dolores looks like she’s actually happy, as well as comfortable head to toe.
I like Teresa’s dress from what I can see of it. She colored her hair a rose gold color that I saw today somewhere. I wonder if she colored her hair to match her dress.
FUG!
Does Jovani have do a line for JCPenny now?
Melissa is wearing a jumpsuit hoping Andy will ask her to model it like he does, surprised the hair is a regular and not a side pony. She usually looks so much better. The trio looks best BY FAR, but from what I can see, Jackie looks best.
And, as KarenK pointed out. Tre looks as though she is trolling bigtime for a man.
Jackie’s dress wins this round. Melissa was a close second. Teresa’s dress looks like something she retrieved from Kim Zolciak’s trash can. The absolute worst was Danielle’s home made pantsuit.
Haha! Why ARE the chairs in front of the curio?!
Yes, I agree. Who puts a curio on top of a side table then sticks two chairs in front of it as if it was a place to sit? That is strange just like the faux fur cuffs on D’s beaded dress! She is so short that the dress is wearing her instead of her wearing the dress, poor thing. The proportions look off. And those cuffs! Maybe I secretly love the fur cuffs. It is different.
Teresa trying to mimick Jennifer Lopez from 10 years ago is a bit much. I agree with the others that it looks like she is trolling for a man and that the boobs are recent. She is trying way too hard. Cover up! For crying out loud, stop embarrassing your kids. Oh wait, I get it. She is trying to convince everyone that she can be just as sexy as Melissa. Tre insists on competing with her sister-in-law and putting her down because she worries that Melissa might upstage her as the star of the show. As always, jealousy is the source of her continuous hostility towards Melissa.
I like Jackie’s dress the best. The reunion is going to be fantastic, less the tacky set.
Melissa hands down winner in the looks/sexiness department. She had the best plastic surgeon and the best bod.
The furniture is rococo. When I was a teenager in the ‘70’s, living in Saddle River, this was predominantly the style of furniture in the Italian kid’s houses. The only thing missing is the plastic covering every upholstered square inch, including lampshades, and how they could afford their house when the father owned a candy store in Hackensack.
Maybe that’s why the furniture didn’t shock me, it’s very familiar.
And I never assumed.. my Irish grandmother would caution me about getting too close to my Italian BFF and my friend and I would laugh and laugh.
Hey, everyone ate candy back then, not like health conscious millennials. If a house was built and furnished on the proceeds of a candy store today, I might suspect something..
I kind of like Dolores’ dress but it would look so much better minus the fur cuffs. Teresa’s dress is nice for someone with smaller breast. If one thread is lose that dress is dropping to the ground! Yes to Victor/Victoria for Margaret. Jennifer’s dress is quite lovely. Looks great from the back but the skirt is too much from the front and would look better without it. Melissa’s is fun, young and flirty. Andy will love it. Danielle will be a wrinkled mess in satin. Jackie looks fabulous in her bodycon dress. Love the fit and style. She is the winner.
Wait, where was Danielle’s photo?
On the bravo app there is a clip of each woman talking about their outfits. Of course Danielle designed her own!
Aren’t reunion’s normally taped while the all cast trip is airing? Must be a sign they are trying to wrap this non sense up as soon as possible…..
Please dont blame an entire state for these tacky chicks , ok?
FFS that set looks like several beautiful European hotels were put in a blender (minus the kitchen) then reattached. Yikes.
I think Jackie’s is the best. Marge’s is the worst.
I think that the curio cabinet is actually a bar, but the angle doesn’t show the depth very well. No freakin’ idea why there would be a kitchen, unless it’s really in someone’s home?
The Bratz Cosplay Convention is in town again? Boy howdy, time sure does fly.
I am so glad this is the last thing I read before going off to change the diaper of an 85-year-old. It will keep me smiling while I try to avoid a literal shit storm!
Way to dress for the stereotype ladies. Love Boat circa 1983. AVN awards. Atlantic Cirty lounge singer. Tacky. Hideous. Awful. Cheap. There is not one outfit that is better than the rest.
I think Delores has come a long way from being a Corrections Officer. She is still “Hard Ass” but has managed to have a soft side. She still does so much to help her community with the volunteer work. Both her Father and Brother are Police Officers. She could use a good stylist to help her along though.
Maybe the ladies from Jerseylicious could help them step up their looks.
Bwaaahahahaha!
Every time my husband sees her on the TV he shudders. He thinks she’s beastly looking.
Liberace vomited in Trump’s gold-plated penthouse and voila!
Is Tre wearing cantaloupes on her chest?
Was the theme this year “AVN Awards Realness” ?
They all look like trash. Ok well they look like glittery trash since they ALWAYS look like trash
Delores and Teresa’s dresses are hideous imo! I don’t hate Jennifer’s dress, now Jennifer is a different matter…
It’s unfortunate that Melissa is wearing a jumpsuit, from what I can see of it I dnt think it’d be to bad if it were a dress. Margaret’s I haven’t decided on yet, I’ll have to wait to see how it is fit on the lower half of her. I guess from process of elimination I like Jackie’s the best but the Bar is pretty low.
The women of New Jersey really are the worst dressed HWs.