First of all Kandi is going to be on Celebrity Big Brother and will be off of social media for the next month. It was hilarious to ready the Porsha stans bragging about running Kandi off the Internet after she announced she would be AFK for a month only for them to find out it was just more of Kandi winning at life. Sorry Porshastans. You keep on supporting your girl who falsely accused a co-worker of rape though. I like to know who you really are. Also if you watch the video here you will find out the true tea on what happened at Todd’s party. I am so sick of recapping this crap about an off camera party.
We are back at the hibachi party with Kandi and Porsha screaming at each other. Meanwhile Tanya and Eva just want to get everyone to the Hibachi table to announce the trip to Tokyo. Who the hell has a Hibachi table in their house? That’s pretty awesome. As it turns out the Hibachi room in the basement gets very hot so everyone grabs their plates and returns to the deck. Except for Shamari. She can’t figure out how to use chopsticks fast enough to shove all the rice in her mouth. The girl clearly likes her some rice and the peace and quiet with just the private chef.
One the band is all back together, it’s time of the airing of grievances. Tanya apologies to Nene for calling swag the “low” in her high low fashion presentation. Nene says she doesn’t mind and then in her talking head basically calls Swagg a low budget shop. Porsha says that Eva is shady and never claims it. Eva says she doesn’t have a shady bone in her body. That’s hysterical. She mentions all of her ageist comments about Cynthia behind her back. Kandi is just over there simmering over Porsha coming for anyone at this point with her violent ass. Eva takes the floor and says she does want to apologize to Nene for not inviting her to her real bachelorette party in Miami. She plans to make up for this by inviting them all to the TV version of her bachelorette party in Tokyo. Kandi needs to upgrade to first to escape Porsha on the flight. Nene immediately asks for the best room.
Nene continues to be a horrible caretaker to Gregg. Gregg is having a birthday party for family and close friends. Nene has hired a chef to cook a healthy vegan meal. When Gregg talks about skirting death, Nene sheds a couple tears. Apparently, bison tacos are vegan? Because none of this meal is remotely vegan. Gregg cut his hand trying to trim the shrubs earlier in the day and had to go to the hospital because he managed to gash his hand. I do understand that the caretaker takes the brunt of the patients anger, but Nene needs to learn to suck it up a bit.
Cynthia takes Mike to meet some of the girls at Publico for tacos and …grilling by Eva, Kandi and Marlo. Cynthia has a timer and everyone gets three minutes to ask questions. Eva asks softball questions, Kandi asks sex question and Marlo asked about credit scores and STDs. You know, prostitute type questions.
Kandi asks 
Shamari to join her in her Dungeon “variety show” tour she has going on. I think that is a great choice. I only recall Kandi doing on Dungeon show in Atlanta but at some point she did talk about taking the show on the road. This girl is always working for a buck and building her empire. Kandi and Shamari try on lingerie for the show. Kandi spends over a thousand dollars on sexy lingerie. She can afford it.
It’s time for TV therapy for Porsha. She admits that Dennis still texts his exes. Later Porsha talks to Dennis about texting his exes while smacking on a giant pickle. Dennis takes no responsibility for that. Porsha says it’s a trust issue for her. Dennis eventually apologizes.
Next week, we are off to Japan complete with Asian strippers. I didn’t know male g-strings came in extra small, but apparently they do. But it appears there are bigger things to cry about in Tokyo.
It’s only appropriate Dennis has trouble taking responsibility. Porsha is never in the wrong and never responsible.
Exactly, she has met her match – perfect pair!
I really just like Kandi so much better than the other women. She has real talent and real money. And she has major hustle.
Nene’s got to be jealous as fuck they picked Kandi and not her to be on BB.
Guessing they bypassed Nene because of Gregg’s cancer? I’m shocked Kandi could be away from the Factory that long but looking forward to seeing her on BB.
Hi! The show has not aired yet here so thank you for the preview!
Porsha with a pickle, and Dennis won’t stop communicating with other women? Why try to negotiate with him? A woman with any sense of self worth would just dump him, baby on the way or not. Her story line is weak and sad.
Of course I am on Kandi’s side.
Who would want to go to Japan for a bachelorette party? How bizarre is that?
The episode is under way! Thanks TT! You are the best. 🌷
I’m really enjoying Kandis recaps on her YouTube channel this season. I liked Cynthia’s timer idea. I really hope her and mike last, he seems lovely. Dennis and Porsha I have no words for that mess, all I can do is wish them luck. Nene is a selfish selfish woman but Gregg helped create that monster, the sugar coating of her bad behaviour was perfected by him. Now he’s bearing the brunt of it.
How many kids does Gregg have? Nene is trying to garner sympathy for herself and it’s backfiring. I guess that Hibatchi room was a last minute set up. They forgot about AC/ventilation. Food looks yummy. Cynthia segment asking her man questions was cringeworthy.
The scene with Cynthia introducing her man to the girls was so unrealistic. No way would I allow a bunch of shady bitches to interrogate someone I just committed to. Marlo doesn’t even have a man and had the audacity to ask such personal questions. This was an epic fail on Cynthid’s part which reeked of childish desperation. Lastly, although I feel bad for Greg, I could do without all the hoopla regarding his lab work, short speeches, and his 425 children. Just saying!
100% agree with ya.
The whole time that the ladies were interrogating Hill (not Will) I kept wondering how his answers were going affect his job? It was uncomfortable when talking about tearing it up and couple of other statements…
Wtf was up with Andy shading Kandi’s outfit on WWHL?? There have been plenty of outfits during the history of housewives that deserved to be clowned…this was not one of them (in my opinion).
Also, I am so tired of Porsha acting like a stupid immature high school girl. It’s not cute and way too over the top. Actually, all these “women” are annoying…but I still watch every week lol.
Andy is just an asshole. Maybe he is pissed she didn’t tell him she was doing Big Brother.
I’m thinking it has to do with BIg brorher too. Andy’s such a bitch.
And not allowing cameras at Todd’s birthday party, especially since there was drama with Porsha that Bravo missed..
Andy has NOTHING to do with whether or not Kandi is allowed to do another show. I think he is just pissed he was out of the loop.
“You know, prostitute type questions.” Hahahahaha!
I died too!!! hahahahah
Thanks T.T, I haven’t watched Rhoa this season but am happy to read the recaps. Porsha and some of her stans are soo oblivious. Bravo is pushing a stereotype with this Porsha’s story line of a desperate dummy getting knocked by a low life & folks are cheering on and calling Kandi jealous. It’s really sad
It is sad. But viewers for the most part love the felons and the violent ones. People like Kandi who is a true BOSS like Bethenny on RHONY get criticized. Bravo has conditioned the audience to crave violence and nastiness. The entire original premise of “life behind the gates of the gated communities” with successful moneymakers has been lost to the point that Kandi’s financial hustle is considered … wrong somehow.
Bethenny gets a lot of shit tossed her way, but Kandi’s is next level. One does wonder if it is because she’s black and from the South…
I don’t miss like Kandi because she is black and from the South. I miss like Kandi, because she’s a mean bitch just like her ugly momma. Her little click LOVE to talk about Porsha. Kandi has no joy in her heart for anybody else. She rolls her eyes and does her fake laugh and that MUG Talk when wanting to fight someone???. UGH! Never liked Kandi. Wish her and her click were off the show.
“Dislike” is the word you’re looking for.
It’s hard to fathom the Porsha from Season 5 transformed into the crazy bitch that she is today. Kordell must have been one scary mf’er to control all that crazy.
Also, how foolish you are Nene…many of us have lost loved ones to cancer and had to put up with their grouchiness (which is largely a sign of their suffering). Point is we’d wish them back in a heartbeat, grouchy and all. Cherish every moment with Gregg. – you don’t know when his time is up or your time for that matter !
Heaven knows I am no fan of Nene but I understand her fustration because it can be hard taking care of someone with an illness. The problem is, this is the wrong platform to share how she is feeling about her husand because it does not look good for her. She needs a support group where she speak without being judged. My advise for you NeNe, when someone ask you how are you doing in this situation, just say I am hanging in there. Although you are part of the show, dont make Greg cancer about you even though its part of you. A humble person don’t have to say how difficult it is.
Posha….. so sad… but I hope it works out for her. Posha seems to like being in a relationship and will jump in any that comes her way.
I enjoy watching Cynthia but you don’t have to get approval from these people. Thank goodness Marlo 3 minutes was up. Who ask someone you just meet that kind of question. Sooo tasteless.
Kandi and Kenya will always be my fav housewives. Smart and intellegent.
Prostitute type questions almost took me out!! So funny and fitting!! I’m no Nene fan but dealing with my mom during her final days until she lost her fight with ovarian cancer were tough!! I was 14 and wasn’t even her caregiver but watched her be downright evil to them and everyone around her. It’s probably also hard for Nene to have everything on her financially while being his caregiver simultaneously. My question is why don’t any of his MANY adult children help out?
I attempted to watch the episode but continued to find myself fast forwarding through Nene and Greg scenes, Marlo scenes, Cynthia and boyfriend scenes, Porsha scenes, and then realized that I ended up watching about 2 minutes worth of episode. Time to tap out of this mess.
I continue to be frustrated by fans who call strong women such as Kandi, Bethenny, and Kate from Below Deck bitches because they are strong women, and then support the trashy shallow women who come for them. This show is good at it and I am out. Thanks TT for recapping and saving me the trouble of watching.
Oh my someone with common sense, Bravo I would not be surprised if after hearing about Kenya married nd now pregnant, they offered Porsha specifically more money to try and top Kenya. Just 2much of a coincident, given the drama of the negotiation between bravo and Kenya 2 now Kenya memisis end up unwed and pregnant same time as Kenya, but money been the root of all evil who knows
I understand Kandi being on RHOA because the show does present good opportunities for her to continue promoting her many hustles. However, I don’t understand why Tanya Sam is there. She’s above this mess. This is only my opinion after literally watching the past 2 episodes. This season is a big snoozefest. Porsha getting knocked up by a hot dog man but still acting like a classless thot is not new or entertaining.
I watched the linked video of Kandi’s explanation of the Porsha being 86’d from Todd’s birthday party and it seems TRUTHFUL and BELIEVABLE. EVERY WORD. I plan to check out the DJ’s (forget his name) version on IG. Porsha is so full of shit.
Speaking of shit, I have been caring for a friend with Alzheimer’s. It is EXTREMELY difficult. I couldn’t do it without help from my roommate. And she got hit in the jaw. HARD. It is a terrible disease. I feel for NeNe but is not all about HER.
I know this is totally pedantic but it really bugged me that they kept calling the teppanyaki table a hibachi grill.