First of all Kandi is going to be on Celebrity Big Brother and will be off of social media for the next month. It was hilarious to ready the Porsha stans bragging about running Kandi off the Internet after she announced she would be AFK for a month only for them to find out it was just more of Kandi winning at life. Sorry Porshastans. You keep on supporting your girl who falsely accused a co-worker of rape though. I like to know who you really are. Also if you watch the video here you will find out the true tea on what happened at Todd’s party. I am so sick of recapping this crap about an off camera party.
We are back at the hibachi party with Kandi and Porsha screaming at each other. Meanwhile Tanya and Eva just want to get everyone to the Hibachi table to announce the trip to Tokyo. Who the hell has a Hibachi table in their house? That’s pretty awesome. As it turns out the Hibachi room in the basement gets very hot so everyone grabs their plates and returns to the deck. Except for Shamari. She can’t figure out how to use chopsticks fast enough to shove all the rice in her mouth. The girl clearly likes her some rice and the peace and quiet with just the private chef.
One the band is all back together, it’s time of the airing of grievances. Tanya apologies to Nene for calling swag the “low” in her high low fashion presentation. Nene says she doesn’t mind and then in her talking head basically calls Swagg a low budget shop. Porsha says that Eva is shady and never claims it. Eva says she doesn’t have a shady bone in her body. That’s hysterical. She mentions all of her ageist comments about Cynthia behind her back. Kandi is just over there simmering over Porsha coming for anyone at this point with her violent ass. Eva takes the floor and says she does want to apologize to Nene for not inviting her to her real bachelorette party in Miami. She plans to make up for this by inviting them all to the TV version of her bachelorette party in Tokyo. Kandi needs to upgrade to first to escape Porsha on the flight. Nene immediately asks for the best room.
Nene continues to be a horrible caretaker to Gregg. Gregg is having a birthday party for family and close friends. Nene has hired a chef to cook a healthy vegan meal. When Gregg talks about skirting death, Nene sheds a couple tears. Apparently, bison tacos are vegan? Because none of this meal is remotely vegan. Gregg cut his hand trying to trim the shrubs earlier in the day and had to go to the hospital because he managed to gash his hand. I do understand that the caretaker takes the brunt of the patients anger, but Nene needs to learn to suck it up a bit.
Cynthia takes Mike to meet some of the girls at Publico for tacos and …grilling by Eva, Kandi and Marlo. Cynthia has a timer and everyone gets three minutes to ask questions. Eva asks softball questions, Kandi asks sex question and Marlo asked about credit scores and STDs. You know, prostitute type questions.
Kandi asks Shamari to join her in her Dungeon “variety show” tour she has going on. I think that is a great choice. I only recall Kandi doing on Dungeon show in Atlanta but at some point she did talk about taking the show on the road. This girl is always working for a buck and building her empire. Kandi and Shamari try on lingerie for the show. Kandi spends over a thousand dollars on sexy lingerie. She can afford it.
It’s time for TV therapy for Porsha. She admits that Dennis still texts his exes. Later Porsha talks to Dennis about texting his exes while smacking on a giant pickle. Dennis takes no responsibility for that. Porsha says it’s a trust issue for her. Dennis eventually apologizes.
Next week, we are off to Japan complete with Asian strippers. I didn’t know male g-strings came in extra small, but apparently they do. But it appears there are bigger things to cry about in Tokyo.