I truly believe more of you need to be watching this show. It’s such a great trainwreck of a show! I can’t wait to watch this episode! I’ve been really stressed out today and need a distraction.
Megan, Michael and Sarah
On to Michael who married Sarah in prison but feels that Megan is “his queen.” So we can assume now that he has slept with Sarah, who picked him up from prison, he needs to swing by to get some from Megan. It’s Michael’s second day out of prison and Megan thinks something must have happened to him since he hasn’t called. What happened to him is Sarah who is having unprotected sex with Michael. This thought is suddenly dawning on Megan. Michael says that he has to have sex with Sarah because that is part of his mission to keep contact with his daughter.
Sarah takes Michael to see his daughter. He’s nervous. The baby girl doesn’t want anything to do with him. This is sort of hard to watch. He is devastated. The baby girl seems to thaw and the next day, Michael takes his daughter to the park alone.
Caitlin & Matt
Caitlin’s mother basically disowned her for hooking up with a twelve time felon and drug addict so I am really not clear on why Caitlin is taking Matt to meet her mother. But nothing really makes sense on this show. Caitlin’s mom is a drug addict herself. It’s unclear if she is in recovery or still active at this point. Caitin is freaking out waiting with Matt at the Country Rose Cafe to chat with her mama. She actually looks like she is going through withdrawal of some sort. By the time her mother shows up, Caitlin is too pissed to speak to her and she storms out of the café. Matt goes out to comfort her. I’m not sure whether she thinks her mom is high or not. She finally gives her mom a hug. Mom says that Caitlin and Matt look really cute together. Mother/daughter relationships are weird, y’all.
Brittany & Marcelino
Marcelino lives in an apartment complex that doesn’t accept felons. So they are staying in a hotel in Vegas and Brittany is enjoying the pool while pretending to browse for apartments. Marcelino tells her that she needs to not violate her parole by having contact with other ex-felons. She’s already done that once and now she is planning to see her ex prison girlfriend. When he goes to run errands, she invites her to the pool without telling Marcelino.
Brittany tries to explain to her ex girlfriend that she lives with her new boyfriend. Then she asks her to go shopping for a wedding dress with her. The girlfriend is mad. Britanny plans to ask Marcelino if she can be intimate with Amanda. Le sigh.
Lizzie & Scott
Out of all of these couples, Scott has been duped the most by his prison girlfriend. He’s spent tens of thousands of dollars on the bitch over the years. Scott had a friend last season who tried to get him to see the light, but she didn’t make much progress. Scott seems happy with his situation despite Lizzie’s no sex rule. I can’t believe she is getting way with being a sexless hooker but it seems to be working for both of them.
Tonight she is soaking Scott for a very expensive dinner. She is ordering everything on the menu. Literally. This more food than anyone could eat in one sitting. She has two drink orders. Scott is broke and Lizzie doesn’t know yet. Lizzie’s daughter, Jasmine doesn’t want Scott around her mother. Now Lizzie is saying that Scott enabler her drug habit in prison. He did do that, but that isn’t really Scott’s fault. She asks if he feels like she used him. He doesn’t want to answer. Scott’s credit card is declined. Lizzie tells us if Scott doesn’t have money, she is leaving him. Bitch, where are you going to go? Lizzie ordered all of this seafood because she had not had seafood the entire time she was in prison. Then she tells us in confession, she would trade a $20 bag of meth to the kitchen staff for seafood. She can’t keep her stories straight.
Tracie & Clint
We start with Tracie in her God awful purple bra and panties that Clint picked out doing shots while Clint tells us that he had the best sex of his life with Tracie the night before. That would be the first night they met. Today they are supposedly getting married. As one does. While Tracie slams shots of tequila, Clint tells us that Tracie is giving up her hard partying ways. After yet another shot, Clint gives Tracie his credit card to go buy her wedding dress. She promises to meet him at the altar just as soon as she maxes out the credit card his mama gave him. He gives her a $500 limit and then just tells her to spend whatever she wants. He also gives her is debit card. Who does that? She walks out the door with nothing but his credit cards. no hair or makeup done at all. She’s probably going to go get high.
Clint has been waiting for Tracie for hours. The episode ends with him still waiting…
I had Pavolvian response and automatically clicked after reading “your card has been declined”. But if you say so, Glorious Leader, I will watch this program.
This show is SO amazing. More people definitely need to watch!
Is it weird that I’m rooting for Caitlin and Matt- despite whatever spoilers that are out there? They actually make a cute couple, I hope he can shake off his demons.
Also, the show has to stop with the amped up mic when they’re kissing and beyond! The kiss-smacking are like nails on a chalkboard!
Can we have more show and less commercials please?? Wait all week to see 15 mins, 10 of which are recaps. So annoying.
Michael puts the “mission” in missionary position. When Sarah has another of his kids it’s mission accomplished!
I am both parts in love and horrified by this show.
-I’m creeped out by how much Caitlin and Matt look alike.
-Sorry Michael, Sarah’s a white chick from what looks to be an upper middle class family. That seems to be the issue. Although did you notice her accent change as soon as they got around his friends and family?
-Poor, poor, Clint. His excited face breaks my heart.
-Lizzie. Damn girl. No shame in her alleged hooker game. Scott’s a dope but her blatent usage of him makes me physically uncomfortable.
-Despite her past, Brittany seems very mature and together. I like her.
The pic at the top showing Lizzie w/her two drinks is classic! She seems to always want more and more. I am so curious as to what happens to Clint, bc the previews for next week seemed to hint that Tracie doesn’t show up- however last weeks preview of this episode made me think that Caitlin storms out of the restaurant bc of Matt so who knows!
The pic with Lizzie drinking (2) drinks in classic! This lady has no class.
Love this show! I actually feel bad for Scott, he has really invested a lot of time and money into Lizzie who seems she is ready to pick a fight with him and then leave him. Tracie kills me, I could watch more of her w/o the sex scenes! Her doing shots of tequila in the morning was priceless! She prob got too drunk at a bar and forgot the wedding!
I was feeling sorry for Scott too – but then I started thinking about his $92,000 and that he knew the money was going for dope – that is all it took for me to think – Scott, you ignorant dummy. I lived with a heroin addict many, many moons ago. They don’t change. All they think about is getting high. Most do not care who they have to step on to get their dope. I am glad that Lizzie’s daughter told Scott that she does not want him coming near her mother. He is such a fool, I can barely stand it.
Scott throwing away his over $90,000 on Lizzie brings to mind, “A fool and his money are soon parted”..
Tracie just a straight alcoholic, shes been drinking since the moment Clint picked her up! So I also think thats what happens
I hate myself for loving this show, but i can’t stop watching. These couples are amazing in their lack of self awareness or maybe they just don’t give a flip. Whatever the reason, it’s the best s£¡T show on tv.
How come I think that any sex Clint has is the best sex he’s ever had?
OMG!! Spot on! I was thinking the exact same thing!!😂😂😂
This is show is just a train wreck. . . I cant look away. My favorite line of the evening was from Lizzie — “I am an alcoholic, drug addict, stripper, hooker. . . But I am no damn thief!” Thanks for recapping. . . .
Hopefully we wont be subjected to more close ups of Lizzie doing that sloppy weird lower lip kissing thing with Scott. . . .
Poor Scott, he is just so dumb!
Well to date Clint and tracie are both in jail. Nothing romantic like Bonnie and Clyde or anything. She went back to jail and he got caught bringing her “cookies” because of best sex and all.
Wait, what do you mean he is in jail for bringing her cookies. TELL ME EVERYTHING, DAMMIT!
Yep according to Google. He was caught bringing in drugs while visiting her. Matt is also in jail for multiple reasons but mainly Caitlyn charged him with grand theft auto. I will email you
TT Right! Why innocent poor puppy been kicked around by women his whole life Clint, in jail? His fiance yeah, I get why she’d be right back there. But wait, don’t they all have like 24 hr to report to their PO? These ex-cons are going like it’s their last horaah! And that bottom lick kissing/sucking thing was disgusting and I thought she’d suck one of the last few teeth right outa his mouth (Scott).
Cookies baked with weed, he is naive and has no business messing with anyone like her!
It is cruel to us viewers that we only get less than one hour a week – this show is true gold!
I would so love to binge watch the entire season!
Best trash on TV!!!!!
Yep, yep, is best trash on tv & I’d binge watch too, lol. But what still gets me there are still gullible people out there that write people in prison, send them alot of money, then really think there is a chance they are sincere about being with them when they get out.
You were right about southern charm, and you’re right about this show. This is some next level reality TV, I don’t get why it’s so heavily produced when the drama is obvious from the premise.
Michael had a wedding band on while at the park talking to Megan. And he scratched his face with said hand and she didnt notice??
I had to replay (many times) the part where Caitlin slams her phone in the resturant…. Awesome! Oh and she looked like hell this episode too.
Lizzie and Scott – Pathetic. I actually feel sorry for Scott even tho he is a big dummy
Clint and Tracie – i cringe the entire time watching these two
It makes me so happy that you recap this shit show. Allegedly, TT, Caitlyn has a child whom she hasn’t seen in over a year or so and also owes a LOT of child support for. Yet goes on &zone refarding her abandonment issues .. as one does. I saw somewhere Michael too is back in jail. Hell I feel like Brittany is only free bird.
Fun fact. I see the hot felon Garrett from season at the gym everyday. Not sure if he actually exercises or just takes selfies. Le sigh. Apparently he’s one of my neighbors. Lucky me.
On and on regarding abandonment issues **
OOOOOh I remember Garrett! If he is at your gym, at least he not in jail
No he’s not in jail. I believe he lives in these here suburbs bc daddy owns property…. & he is still embracing hot felon selfies. I am confident that I’m thee only one in the gym who even knows who he is or is up on this train wreck. Story of my life.
Not sure if anyone already mentioned but Clint got arrested while visiting Tracie AFTER she was arrested for taking his money and car for a good ole crack binge. I believe he had weed on him or something
She’s also been married twice before. My heart aches for her, her mother passed away last year around Thanksgiving I heard and Matt is a complete mess. This show is too good, I really need a reunion and where are they now after this season ends.
This show is so brilliant. I have gladly moved on from RHOA. I am obsessed with Lizzie because my God what a mess. Caitlyn needs rehab, after this show I foresee an episode of Intervention. Marcelino is so foine but also a bit too controlling for my liking, save that energy for the bed. Scott’s story will not end well. I need an after show or a few episodes of uncut footage. This is reality ladies and gents! As it should be.
I love this show!
This show is EVERYTHING! I cannot get enough, I binge watched the first season to get caught up with Lizzie and Scott. For some reason I feel like taking a shower after the show. I love reading your recaps TT.
This sounds like some trash I could get into watching. I’ve been binge watching some Amazon Prime shows (Bosch, for one) so I’ve missed out on a lot of shows that I normally watch that are recapped here. Sounds like I need to watch this one.
The Bosch books are really good. Just binged all the Bosch and two more are greenlighted,
I think 1/2 my week is living around live PD, 60 Days in and Love after Lockup…I may need an intervention soon
Live PD is very addicting. And it seems like there are always hours and hours of it. I can’t believe it is legal to video these people without them signing releases. Several of them outright say do not film me. Occasionally we get a blurred out face. Perhaps they offer them fifty bucks to sign a release afterward or something. It wouldn’t take much to buy them off.
This is the best thing that has happened to reality TV since TM and TM2 seasons 1&2 (aka when they were still broke). Need more love after lock uppppp. Also more follow ups on season one.
Scott would have been better off with a mail-order bride.
There used to be a really great website of prison dolls penpals or something like that. It was hilarious (along with rockandrollconfidential). I spent HOURS on those sites when insomnia was bad.
I love this show! I have been a huge fan of 60 days in and then they gave us this gem! It is fascinating to watch. I cannot believe the crap they accept! I really like Brittany, I was rooting for her and am concerned about Marcelino (sp?) and his controlling Marine ways! BUT as “together” as she seems (especially compared to the rest) she is making some serious mis-steps. He is going to loose it when he finds out about her inviting Amanda over!
Clint – man open your eyes! so sad that he is that desperate that he cannot see what she is doing!!!
But then the desperation award does have to go to Scott! Holy heck, she was a prostitute but she is holding out on him! Um, yikes! She is just a horrible human and I feel badly for him!
Caitlyn, I just don’t have words. Someone in a prior post stated she has a child that she doesn’t take care of. If that is accurate, that changes my opinion of her. She seems so lost and desperate for someone to love, but then she neglects her child. Eh.
Love this show! So very glad that you are posting about it!!! 🙂
Love….Love….Love……this show!!!! It is disgustingly awesome and I’m here for it!!! Looks like Brittany is the only sane one in the bunch….. 🙂 I read somewhere that Caitlin’s mom is now deceased. Sad. I hope they had gotten past their differences if this is indeed true. Between this show and 60 Days In……….BRAVO who????????? 🙂
Yep, yep, is best trash on tv & I’d binge watch too, lol. But what still gets me there are still gullible people out there that write people in prison, send them alot of money, then really think there is a chance they are sincere about being with them when they get out.
Thanks a lot TT! After reading your review I watched the 1st episode of Season 2. Now I am hooked and addicted. I have binge watched Season 1 and am up to date with Season 2. What a damn train wreck! Love it! Since I’m having no new episode withdrawals, guess I’ll go to LIVE PD!
TT- I am also addicted to Live PD. Goggle photos of Sargent Sean Sticks Larkin. His body is AMAZING. Also see if you can find the story about the reasons he divorced his wife/ mother of his children. I can’t believe any woman in her right mind would risk losing a man like him. Sheriff Lamb from 60 Days In has been on LIve PD several times. I read that it has not been decided if he will renew his contract with Live PD.
Question- Can footage from Love After Lock Up be used against the ex-cons in future charges. For example- Brittany hanging out with other ex-cons or footage showing them drinking alcohol and using drugs.
First time poster but longggg time reader, especially Real Housewives of everything except ATL (sorry but Kandi would always be a pest at the ATL Hawks games when I worked for the team), Southern Charm, Vanderpump Rules!! I just moved home (Boston) from the ATL and WEtv is not one of the channels my landlord subscribes too! Not only can I not watch this gem but also Growing Up Hip Hop.
Anyhow….WHO paid for the dinner when the card was declined?? Producers? Did she storm out?
Side note: I never miss LivePd and love watching the K9s find the dope and stupid people hiding in bushes.
He used another credit card.
What happened to the older lady who was at the wedding venue doing a taste test while her man was on the phone?
Scott throwing away his over $90,000 on Lizzie brings to mind, “A fool and his money are soon parted”..