I truly believe more of you need to be watching this show. It’s such a great trainwreck of a show! I can’t wait to watch this episode! I’ve been really stressed out today and need a distraction.
Megan, Michael and Sarah
On to Michael who married Sarah in prison but feels that Megan is “his queen.” So we can assume now that he has slept with Sarah, who picked him up from prison, he needs to swing by to get some from Megan. It’s Michael’s second day out of prison and Megan thinks something must have happened to him since he hasn’t called. What happened to him is Sarah who is having unprotected sex with Michael. This thought is suddenly dawning on Megan. Michael says that he has to have sex with Sarah because that is part of his mission to keep contact with his daughter.
Sarah takes Michael to see his daughter. He’s nervous. The baby girl doesn’t want anything to do with him. This is sort of hard to watch. He is devastated. The baby girl seems to thaw and the next day, Michael takes his daughter to the park alone.
Caitlin & Matt
Caitlin’s mother basically disowned her for hooking up with a twelve time felon and drug addict so I am really not clear on why Caitlin is taking Matt to meet her mother. But nothing really makes sense on this show. Caitlin’s mom is a drug addict herself. It’s unclear if she is in recovery or still active at this point. Caitin is freaking out waiting with Matt at the Country Rose Cafe to chat with her mama. She actually looks like she is going through withdrawal of some sort. By the time her mother shows up, Caitlin is too pissed to speak to her and she storms out of the café. Matt goes out to comfort her. I’m not sure whether she thinks her mom is high or not. She finally gives her mom a hug. Mom says that Caitlin and Matt look really cute together. Mother/daughter relationships are weird, y’all.
Brittany & Marcelino
Marcelino lives in an apartment complex that doesn’t accept felons. So they are staying in a hotel in Vegas and Brittany is enjoying the pool while pretending to browse for apartments. Marcelino tells her that she needs to not violate her parole by having contact with other ex-felons. She’s already done that once and now she is planning to see her ex prison girlfriend. When he goes to run errands, she invites her to the pool without telling Marcelino.
Brittany tries to explain to her ex girlfriend that she lives with her new boyfriend. Then she asks her to go shopping for a wedding dress with her. The girlfriend is mad. Britanny plans to ask Marcelino if she can be intimate with Amanda. Le sigh.
Lizzie & Scott
Out of all of these couples, Scott has been duped the most by his prison girlfriend. He’s spent tens of thousands of dollars on the bitch over the years. Scott had a friend last season who tried to get him to see the light, but she didn’t make much progress. Scott seems happy with his situation despite Lizzie’s no sex rule. I can’t believe she is getting way with being a sexless hooker but it seems to be working for both of them.
Tonight she is soaking Scott for a very expensive dinner. She is ordering everything on the menu. Literally. This more food than anyone could eat in one sitting. She has two drink orders. Scott is broke and Lizzie doesn’t know yet. Lizzie’s daughter, Jasmine doesn’t want Scott around her mother. Now Lizzie is saying that Scott enabler her drug habit in prison. He did do that, but that isn’t really Scott’s fault. She asks if he feels like she used him. He doesn’t want to answer. Scott’s credit card is declined. Lizzie tells us if Scott doesn’t have money, she is leaving him. Bitch, where are you going to go? Lizzie ordered all of this seafood because she had not had seafood the entire time she was in prison. Then she tells us in confession, she would trade a $20 bag of meth to the kitchen staff for seafood. She can’t keep her stories straight.
Tracie & Clint
We start with Tracie in her God awful purple bra and panties that Clint picked out doing shots while Clint tells us that he had the best sex of his life with Tracie the night before. That would be the first night they met. Today they are supposedly getting married. As one does. While Tracie slams shots of tequila, Clint tells us that Tracie is giving up her hard partying ways. After yet another shot, Clint gives Tracie his credit card to go buy her wedding dress. She promises to meet him at the altar just as soon as she maxes out the credit card his mama gave him. He gives her a $500 limit and then just tells her to spend whatever she wants. He also gives her is debit card. Who does that? She walks out the door with nothing but his credit cards. no hair or makeup done at all. She’s probably going to go get high.
Clint has been waiting for Tracie for hours. The episode ends with him still waiting…