Larissa Dos Santos Lima is back in jail in Vegas after yet another physical altercation with Colt Johnson. Just two days ago Larissa was in Instagram Live saying that Colt-tee was a good husband and they are still married. She stressed that they are married and not dating so asking if they are still together is silly because they are MARRIED.
Fast forward to last night. Colt-tee wanted to watch a movie so he went online and rented the uncut version of Jacuzzi Sex with Katrina Moreno. As one does.
Larissa lost her everloving mind and attacked him. Colt-tee called the police, again. It took two visits for the police to question everyone. Larissa claims that Colt-tee scratched her up into a bloody mess. However the police noticed that Colt-tee is a nailbiter and had no fingernails to inflict the damage. It seems that Larissa learned from the last time that the person with the least amount of injuries goes to jail so she scratched herself all over.
She is currently in jail with a $3,000 bond. Colt-tee is probably on the couch, dick in hand, finally getting some quality time with Katrina Moreno.
Colt-tee appears to have been given quite the bloody lip. I think it’s time to mail his bride back to Brazil.
For all the details on this event, there is an Instagram account belonging to John Yates who is apparently a 90 Day fiancée superfan and a friend of Larrissa’s and he has all the scoop. He is also the source of the photos. check it out.
UPDATED! Someone has started a Go Fund me for Larissa. Fools are donating despite the fact that no one knows who put the Go Fund me up. She needs to stay in jail.
I was just going to come here and ask on your 90 day fiancé post what in the actual hell is going on?! This is all way too much. I’m thinking they’re both nuts.
Omg. Yeah stick a fork in it. She is cray cray.
Nothing surprises me with a cast member from 90 Day Fuck Ups.
While Colt is an odd duck, fifty shades of crazy needs to be sent back to Brazil COD.
Omg this is just TOO juicy. Wow. I feel bad for Coltee. Larissa don’t play! Thanks for keeping us in the loop; great post.
Brazil called, they want their crazy b*tch back.
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She posted the same crazy shit back in October… she’s also alleging that Colt has been sexually violent.
And of course she has deleted all Instagram again..
That video in the bathroom that was on the TMZ site.. Coltee has a quite a set of man boobs.
I just pray he doesn’t get her pregnant. She doesn’t need a third child to rob off on someone else!
He is certainly no prize but she is batshit crazy, not to mention unpleasant.
Well, Colt couldn’t look any more unattractive than he does in that photo, but I feel kind of sorry for the poor, weird fool. He’s apparently a guy who’s looking for sexual stimulation all the time, which he figured Larissa would deliver in spades; however, what he didn’t recognize is that she’s certifiably looney-tunes. Just listening to her at the “tell all”, it was easy to see that she has a very sarcastic, hateful mouth on her, and doesn’t know when to back off. She just keeps going and going with her taunts, like a verbal Energizer bunny, and appears to enjoy every second of a conflict. She needs to be deported ASAP, and go home to take care of her children. I just hope that when she’s gone, she’s really gone, unlike that vile Jesse Meester, who keeps re-appearing, no matter how much everyone detests him.
If Colt still tries to get her back, then he deserves all the cray-cray that she’ll bring. I’d love to hear what Mother Debbie thinks, and what her take on everything is. Colt needs to keep a low profile after this all blows over – he apparently has a pretty good job, and he’d be stupid to blow his reputation entirely. Having your supremely unattractive penis blasted all over the Internet is bad enough, but then to keep getting beaten up by a batty Brazilian, who spills all your seedy secrets, doesn’t help at all.
Coltee needs to put his boo boo away along with the other thing he shared. The pictures are too graphic for my tummy. Most importantly, the screaming and violence between this loving couple can’t be a happy environment for the cats 🐈 .
Well, my first thoughts were “Poor Deb” having to live with these two. Then I got to thinking that Larissa has been mouthy and angry since the second she got off the plane and Colt didn’t get her flowers. She needs to be deported and he needs to go back living with Deb and finding some girl in Las Vegas. Surely there must be SOMEONE who lives in the Las Vegas metro area he finds attractive and can watch porn with. Honestly tho, those quiet types are the wild ones…
And TT – how did you come up with “Come for the tea, stay for the shade?” Just curious.
I don’t they they live with Deb. As for my tagline, When the site first started someone suggested that to me and I liked it. I really wish it was incorporated more into the latest incarnation of the site. That said, The tea and shade thing was a big thing in the gay community here in ATL and was sort of at the end of being cool when this site started seven years ago. Even at that time it was sort of played out once the Nene and some of the RHOA appropriated it. That is why I chose a site name without either word in it so I could change with the times. It’s sort of seen as passe by the ATL gay community now. So I am glad I didn’t incorporate it in the site name. I still love the phrase though.
They do live with Deb AFAIK and I spend waaaay too much time following this craziness.
Sorry, I’m team Larissa. What 33 year old, healthy and normal male lives with his mother, feeds his cats with food from his mouth and uses the small amount of money he has promising things (a couch, a wedding dress not from Goodwill) to his fiancé only to take it all back and then invite his cousin who verbally attacked his fiancé (while he sat like the big breasted loser he is) and then invited said cousin in the sky to the wedding like it was a test for her to pass.
He’s a major loser. And he’s sneaky.
Well, Im glad it’s there. So snarky!