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#WWHL With Lindsay Lohan & Danielle Staub

January 10, 2019 by tamaratattles 41 Comments

As I hit the play button to recap this show, I realize that I started it last night and just abandoned the show for another time. This means there probably isn’t that much to say. Which would be strange, because both of these women are nuts.

Andy shows a photo of Angelina from the Jersey Shore sitting next to Danielle who is next to Lindsay’s mom. Danielle claims to have been friends with Lindsay’s mom for the past 15 years. This is news to Lindsay. Then Danielle says that Dina invited her to Dubai to stay at Lindsay’s house so she will be seeing her soon. This is bizarre already. Andy asks if she has enough bedrooms for that. Lindsay is visibly uncomfortable and says she does but… Andy is loving making Lindsay squirm at the thought of Danielle Staub showing up at her home. Lindsay sort of leans away from Danielle the entire episode.

Lindsay did a dance that was on social media and it has been mentioned in every single interview that she has done. So of course Andy tried to learn it and performed it for her. Twice. Because, Andy. 

Danielle claims she is horrified by her behavior on the show regarding all of her bridezilla behavior. When Andy asked about what is going on with Marty she attempts to say that they are keeping things private. This could not be farther from the truth. It seems like every day there is some new he said, she said stuff and the things that she says about Marty are completely insane things that no judge is going to believe. Andy says that he read online that she sold her wedding ring. She says she sold it to pay the attorneys and she got a good price for it. Jennifer Aydin handled the sale for her.

Then we are treated to another ridiculous Clubhouse Playhouse scene where Andy plays Lindsay’s long lost British twin from The Parent Trap. How does this show stay on the air? Andy sits down and talks about how funny the scene was. It was not. Lindsay points out all the problems with the scene.

Lindsay says she would love to have kids someday.

Danielle says that Danny the Thug from season two was not her friend. She is literally refusing to answer every question. Andy must be pissed.

Tiffany Trump met her new boyfriend and Lindsay’s beach club. Andy thought Lindsay might have set them up but she was not even in Mykonos at the time.

Andy did the shotski with the bartenders since Lindsay doesn’t drink and apparently Danielle wasn’t down for it either.

Lindsay did not confirm or deny that her mother is going to be on Celebrity Big Brother.

Danielle says she has been very good friends for over 20 years. She says that everyone seems to be pushing them together. She was very noncommittal on their status. Lindsay repeatedly asked who Al B. Sure is. Danielle tries to sing Night and Day to Lindsay. It was cringeworthy. Lindsay sort of bickers with Danielle over the situation with Marge. Lindsay is very into RHONJ.

Lindsay Lohan plays Plead the Fifth. The first question is a video question from Lisa Vanderpump who asks her about her hookup with Jax Taylor. Lindsay laughs out loud. Jax is a liar,she’s never even met him. The next question was about some sort of tiff between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay. Lindsay said she was confused about Kim K’s braids and Kim responded that she was confused about Lindsay’s bizarre accent. Lindsay says they are friends. So then Andy asks her about her weird accent. Oh wait. That is what a good host would do. Andy just moves on to the next question. What was the biggest mistake in her career. She says drinking and driving.

Ah, after the game Andy does in fact ask her about the accent. She doesn’t really explain it and says she just adapts to the culture she is in.

Danielle says she has no contact with Caroline or Jacqueline. I can’t imagine why either of them would want to associate with her.

In a late night interview with one of the Jimmy’s Lindsay said that she texts Oprah pretty much daily. On this show she said the last time she talked to her was about a month ago. Lindsay invited her to Mykonos next summer. Oprah said yes, and they should talk about it in a month.

For his jackhole Andy randomly slammed Jillian Michaels, AGAIN, for saying that the keto diet that is all the rage is a bad idea. There was absolutely no reason for this attack. He’s just such a shit person.

I failed to mention how much Danielle resembled some sort of wax museum figure of the puppet Madame. I’ll try to get some photos up for you.

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  1. Terri says

    January 10, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    That was a very uncomfortable show to watch. Lindsay really didn’t seem to like Danielle at all and looked like she would rather have had anyone else there as her co-guest. When Andy went to get the shotski it looked like Danielle was starting to stand up when the two bartenders walked over to Andy. I don’t think she realized she wasn’t going to be a part of it. She did look like a wax statue last night, it was a little creepy. I had a hard time understanding what Lindsay was saying most of the time, but by the end of the show I actually liked her.

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  2. Karen says

    January 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    1st!
    Danielle was on TMZ a couple days ago telling all kinds of crazy stuff that “she claims” Marty is doing. She is such a liar about everything. If she was friends with Dina then Lindsey would have at least heard about it over 15 years. Especially if she’s such an RHNJ fan. Andy is such a turd. Lindsey, she’s okay but she always seems uncomfortable to me no matter who’s she’s talking to. Jax lies about everything

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    • tback says

      January 10, 2019 at 5:13 pm

      Lindsay also lies about everything, so we will never know the truth!

      Reply
  3. marc says

    January 10, 2019 at 2:28 pm

    I hate WWHL but with these two I will watch it twice. Loathsome pair of guests.

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  4. atdleft says

    January 10, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    I haven’t watched it yet… And quite frankly, I’m a little afraid to. I really felt for Danielle during RHONJ Season 1, but I now feel so duped. Once again, Caroline Manzo was right all along.

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    • Kipper says

      January 10, 2019 at 4:03 pm

      It was a cringe worthy watch but I’m glad I watched. Reaffirms my commitment to not watch NJ any more….

      Lindsay seems frail. Danielle seemed to be sitting on a corn cob, she’s creepy.

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      • Bushwick says

        January 11, 2019 at 12:56 pm

        Danielle sitting on a corn cob! ????

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  5. Myopinion says

    January 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    As soon as I saw her demure outfit with the poised hair, I knew something was up. She is trying to act like she has some class but we know that’s the furthest thing from the truth. Girl bye.

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  6. thill says

    January 10, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    “I failed to mention how much Danielle resembled some sort of wax museum figure of the puppet Madame.” I am dead! This is the perfect description.

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  7. NancyintheSmokies says

    January 10, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    O. M. G. Just checking in, did not realize THESE 2 were on and I am going to watch the shitfest that is Danielle now. SHE SINGS?? LINDSEY DANCES?? I’ll be right back-

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  8. Dstat says

    January 10, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    The best part was Lindsay’s body language with Danielle. She seemed to be most of us thinking…eww how far have I sunk sitting next to this.

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  9. SJU says

    January 10, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Poor Oprah.

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    • sliceo'pie says

      January 11, 2019 at 4:36 pm

      It makes me wonder who else Oprah texts with.

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      • tamaratattles says

        January 11, 2019 at 5:23 pm

        I think Lindsay is ummmm exaggerating her texting experiences with Oprah.

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        • Looloo says

          January 11, 2019 at 5:42 pm

          Lindsay did AQ and a before her show began… The interviewer asked her if she was still in touch with Oprah she said yes ..in fact I texted her a lot…. is this a wise project for me…. should I do this or that show etc.. Then the interviewer ask her what does Oprah typically say to you…and Lindsey says….umm…thinkgs like…I’m filming now…or I’m in Hawaii on vacation…I died….Oprah seriously was blowing her off and Lindsey was not taking the hint!

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          • Looloo says

            January 11, 2019 at 5:42 pm

            A Q & A

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          • Amy says

            January 11, 2019 at 7:40 pm

            RE: “I’m filming now…or I’m in Hawaii on vacation”
            OMG I am laughing so hard! I feel bad for poor pathetic Lindsay but that is seriously too funny.

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  10. Hope Burns says

    January 10, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    I only caught the end of the show but I thought Danielle looked kind of pissed that she was in chair #2 & not closest to Andy

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  11. Spunky2015 says

    January 10, 2019 at 5:50 pm

    Andy was all hyped up last night. Acted like a fool. Danielle was mad to be upstaged by Lindsay and showed it. Danielle has nothing to talk about since the rest of the NJ season and Marty are off limits. She did look creepy last night. Weird show.

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  12. T. O’Krsa says

    January 10, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    I thought Lindsey answered the question about the weird accents. She said as an actress she has always been good with accents and picks them up pretty quickly. I’m not a fan but thought that made sense. My daughter lived in Maryland a nanosecond and she lost her Kentucky twang in a couple of weeks. Promptly reverted back to y’alls immediately after moving back. When she calls I always answer the phone the way she did while in Maryland. Never gets old.

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  13. NancyintheSmokies says

    January 10, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Lindsay appeared lovely and more together than I’ve seen in the past. Danielle has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. She’s repulsive but I did tune immediately in towatch the ignorant slut!! What does that say about me?? I tend to give everyone the benefit of the doubt- but noe!! Just noe. And she did indeed look like a marionette puppet and any HW who doesn’t read here is a fool. So hey!! Danielle!! You suck!! You’re just a nasty piece of work. You’re welcome.

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  14. Maureen M says

    January 10, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Happy New Year! Yes I’m 10 days late but today was the first day I could function. We have been hit hard with a disgusting virus . Anyway, Thankyou for recapping this . I’m so mad I missed it. Danielle looks exactly like that puppet Madam. I feel bad for Marty’s kids. Who picks that over their kids?

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    • NancyintheSmokies says

      January 10, 2019 at 8:50 pm

      Maureen M-(my sisters name is Maureen!) if you had anything like I did-yes!! Disgusting. Uncontrollable. ‘Nuff said. Glad you’re back to the land of the living!! I live alone so there was no one to witness how horrible it was and validate my illness. My son did come by with ginger ale crackers and toilet paper. Much appreciated!! Glad you are feeling better!!

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      • Maureen M says

        January 11, 2019 at 9:54 am

        Thanks Nancy. Glad u are feeling better too! All I wanted was juice.

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  15. Kerry says

    January 10, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Lindsey and Jax hook up? What I’ve noticed with Jax is that he usually lies about crap he has been caught doing to save his ass. If he is going to lie about hooking up with a celeb why pick Lindsey? Does anyone know when this hook up happened and when he spoke about it?

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    • Spunky2015 says

      January 10, 2019 at 9:10 pm

      Jax lies Ike he breathes. How would he be in Lindsay’s circle? He’s FOS.

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  16. sundayhare3 says

    January 10, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Tamara , I don’t know how you do it with this show night after night. I haven’t watched in forever but read your recaps faithfully. I just wanted to say, you are certainly to be commended for standing in the lions den. Ugh.

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  17. Harlan says

    January 10, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    OMG, she did look like Madame! LMAO! I used to love Wayland and Madame on Hollywood Squares.

    The mere mention of Celebrity Big Brother in your recap gets me excited for CBB to start! Can’t wait!

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  18. Janet says

    January 10, 2019 at 10:16 pm

    How has that incident with Lindsey trying to take those refugee children away from their mom disappeared? Why is no one still talking about this?

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  19. NICOLE says

    January 10, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    TT I was waiting for you to recap this episode ! 😉
    Danielle is delusional if she thinks we are interested in her life of lies. I liked Lindsay last night for some reason, not sure why yet lol

    Do you think Andy was told ahead of time not to speak about her incident with kids and kidnapping thing?? I can’t believe it was never mentioned?!

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  20. Nanette says

    January 10, 2019 at 11:02 pm

    I thought Lindsay was much more together than she has seemed in a long time. I loved her body language toward Danielle.

    As for Danielle, three words: lying prostitution whore.

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  21. Ingrid says

    January 10, 2019 at 11:29 pm

    I was thinking last night that Danielle was trying for Audrey Hepburn but ended up looking more cryptkeeper-esque.. but Madame is perfect. Can you imagine her moving her arms up and down like Madame did?

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  22. Monty says

    January 11, 2019 at 7:54 am

    I always thought Danielle got married just to get back on TV. She is now regretting falling out with some of the ladies as this will not help her for next season, if there is one.

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  23. JentheAUfan says

    January 11, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Hey yall!!
    There is a meme making round ha of a who wore it best Danielle vs an old lady puppet from Sesame Street (I think) and it is gold. I woll email it to you TT.
    TT, you ask how WWHL is still on and I have the answer. There is a group of several thousand on fb who worship Andy. And I mean they actually believe that he should win awards for his great interview skills and anything else that interviewers win awards for. And they are serious. I usually sit and read in awe of the crazy that runs rampant there. So my point is he actually has many people who actually take him seriously. This world is a scary place yall!!!!

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  24. JentheAUfan says

    January 11, 2019 at 8:22 am

    Ooooppps it’s was Danielle vs Lady Elaine from Mr. Rodgers not Sesame Street.

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  25. Jill says

    January 11, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Ooo, I was so afraid of that Madame puppet as a kid. A relative had one & it’s uncanny the Madame-Danielle resemblance here on WWHL. /shivers

    BTW, I found Marty to be really likable and it made me feel a little sorry for him how things have turned out. Can’t say I didn’t see it coming. That’s what happens when you let the “power of the p*ssy” cloud your better judgment, pardon my French. Some people gotta find out the hard way.

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  26. RubyRomaine says

    January 11, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    This was boring and Danielle looked pissed that the attention wasn’t on her and that she didn’t get the seat next to Andy. It was made it even more awkward when Andy ignored Danielle and did shotskies w the bartenders. Usually w/ one of the guests even if one (Lindsay) isn’t drinking.

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  27. Libby says

    January 11, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    I 100% believe Jax. I don’t think Lindsay remembers it.

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    • Janet says

      January 11, 2019 at 7:38 pm

      Jax was really disgusting about it, the rude way he talked. I wouldnt admit to it either if I were Lindsey. Really I wouldnt admit to any hook ups, one night stands in the first place. Its nobody elses buisness, and nothing good is gonna come from it. So unless we went on to having a relationship, it didnt happen, never met them. Id block it out too, so I wouldnt remember it, even if I did.

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  28. Androbetty says

    January 11, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Your recap makes me want to watch this.. It seems eerie ?

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  29. BnCtrKiki says

    January 12, 2019 at 10:29 am

    I can’t watch Andy Cohen; he is a turd. It seems Lindsey Lohan is doing well. I hope she has better people in her life now. Danielle needs serious help seriously. The comparison to madam is hilarious and spot on.

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