Lots of little bits of ridiculous news were sent to me today and none of them seemed enough for an interesting post. But since there is nothing on my recap agenda, I thought I’d share my thoughts on all of them as a collective.
Let’s start with Andy Cohen. Andy recently announced that he is about to be a father at age 50. The baby boy is due within the next four weeks or so. Today, in an exclusive story on People he announced that WWHL will be filmed in Los Angeles for the next month. One can logically presume that this means the surrogate is in LA and he is probably going to have the birth at Cedar Sinai to make it more of a Kardashian event. So he lives in a large apartment in the village part of NYC and his child is going to be born in California. What if the baby comes a week after he gets out there? Is he going to leave the baby every night to go film himself getting drunk with west coast celebrities every night? I think it is likely he will film a month’s worth of shows in advance. Then what? Is he going to stay in LA with the baby for a while? Fly a newborn in a germ filled commercial flight back to NYC? Rent a private plane with a couple of nannies? What if the surrogate is in NYC? He flies out to tape 16 episodes and WWHL and flies back? If the surrogate is in LA as I suspect, has he actually seen her face to face throughout the pregnancy? I don’t think he would be going to LA while his surrogate is about to give birth for any other reason than to be on hand and ready for the baby’s arrival.
So many questions. Heather Dubrow tweeted to Andy the other day saying people were asking if she “gave him her eggs.” I honestly can’t rule that out as he has publicly asked for her “Jewish embryos” for a few years now. Stranger things have happened, but I doubt that is the case. This whole situation does seem very unusual though. Meanwhile, Andy spent the weekend in Miami and met up with some drag queens and also Nene Leakes and Teresa Giudice.
Jenelle Evans gave an interview today as well. She said that David is not racist because his best friend is black. Oddly, we have never seen David with any friends at all on the show. He doesn’t seem like the friend type. She also said he has nothing against gay people and this all started because he was asked about transgender children. He said some pretty awful things about not wanting his children around transgender kids because “when you lay down with dogs you get up with fleas.” I believe that he took Marissa out of public school to “homeschool her” because his county made some sort of accommodations for transgender children to use the bathroom. Jenelle says it is all a big misunderstanding. Actually, it seems quite clear to me.
Not to be outdone, Quad from Married to Medicine took to the tabloids today to say that she personally witnessed Mariah doing coke and that she currently uses coke and the situation is escalating. If you missed all of that check out the latest recap here.
The Biermann Bunch is coming back to your TeeVee next month. Highlights include Brielle leaving her Chanel bag in the car and having it stolen. This sort of thing is on the news all the time. Do not leave valuables in the car. The thieves also gave her credit cards a bit of a work out. Kim meets with her brother for the first time in 16 years. They all embarrass themselves at the beach. You know, the usual. Oh and Brielle got dumped by the baseball player and is on the prowl. Sounds thrilling right? I think they waited a full year to air this hoping we would all forget how horrible Kim was at the RHOA reunion.
Oh and yesterday Teddi posted an Instastory mocking LVP for refusing to pose for the RHOBH photos with the cast. I’ll post it here.
I would think you would have to do an awful lot to piss off Teddi. The two seemed to bond over their love for horses. My understanding is that everyone is sort of defending Dorit of all people after LVP leaked the story about the dog Dorit adopted ending up in a kill shelter. Supposedly Dorit gave the dog to a friend after it bit her kid and the friend wanted to keep it. Then the friend was unable to handle the dog either.
I’m not going to mention Kenya Moore selling waist trainers on the stairwell of her house with green trees out the window. That would just be mean. I’ll play dumb and assume it really is a current photo.
So that’s your sack of crazy for the day.
This may be my last recap. I just made the most fattening pot of cheese grits made with half and half and truffle butter and two kinds of fancy cheese. I have shrimp with bacon and red gravy to go on top. It’s Paula Deen levels of heart clogging. So if you don’t hear from me again, this is what finally killed me. 🙂
Please be chatty in comments because this is literally all I’ve got for today. It was sort of a slow news day.