The 90 Day Fiancé weddings are done. An oversized baby flounced down the aisle, on the arm of the only woman he’ll ever love. A Kardashian wannabe attained her MRS degree without her overbearing father (or baby daddy sister) objecting. A pitiful excuse of a man chose Satan’s minion over his children and any chance at a happy life. An aging playboy finalized his purchase of a teenage girl. And a 20 year old fucboi did what 20 year old fucbois do. All that’s left is to rehash and argue. Enter, the Tell All. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers
Tonight’s episode is part 1 of the Tell All. It was filmed almost 2 months ago so the cast has only seen the first couple of episodes. They don’t really know how they’re being portrayed and they don’t know much about each other. Host Shaun Robinson brings insipid questions and canned controversy. No social media fights or drama are addressed because (gasp) it hasn’t happened yet. Welcome to the past, a innocent time before the cast had opinions. Just what you want out of a reunion… So, what do you think? Were any of your burning questions answered? Did anyone get their just desserts? Are any of the couples separated? Is Leida still just the worst? Let it all out in comments. You’re safe here.
I don’t know why I am so exhausted. I’ve only been up for the day for like four hours after staying up til dawn watch Lifetime movies. I hope I can stay awake to recap RHOA and then quickly jump on to my Gloden Globe taping to be caught up with everyone by the end of the show. Hopefully I can drink some caffeine and get myself together.
All that means I won’t be able to watch this until tomorrow and I am already pissed that they taped the reunion so early. I want to see them talking about their breakups and such. after the second part we will have to do a post about who is together and who is not.
What on earth are they doing recording a Tell All Reunion TWO MONTHS ago??? They should have done it TWO WEEKS AGO!! Shady @TLC
TT, just a reminder, the Married to Medicine reunion part 2 is tonight…..9pm.
TT! Get some sleep! I also could stay up all night watching Lifetime but I force myself to lay down and read in bed with the Kindle until I pass out. You gotta sleep girl. I’m worried!! Maybe you are coming down with that cold that is going around???? Keep us posted!!
Maybe that is part 2?
It was all taped mid-November.
Lady Cocotte, as usual I bow humbly at your feet. Great recap. Still, I want to know what TLC’s reasoning is for filming a “reunion” so early into the season? What sense does that make when everything they say is probably irrelevant now? It really ruins it for me. I’d like them to come back a month or so after all the episodes air – then we’d see something interesting! Complete waste of time, as far as I’m concerned. .
Based on the preview for the reunion – seeing how against Larissa the whole cast is- you think they’d treat her different if they had a chance to watch more of the season?! Larissa is nutty, but mannnn, Colt really is the messy one! I’m so annoyed this reunion was filmed so early in their season. SO much has happened on the show and off air in the last month alone!
This is good. I love Asuelo. He is clearly the best man on the stage.
I was once a Colt fan. Now they just drive me crazy.
I don’t think Steven portrayed himself very well on this episode.
Jay and Ashely…trainwreck!
Jon and Fernanda….I definitely think their relationship is real, but they have some problems.
Eric and Leida…she is most certainly here for the career opportunities. She does not love him. He’s blind! He sort of deserves it due to his bad behavior with his children. Tasha should have moved out but he didn’t have to be cruel.
Larissa is quite volatile, Colt married that train wreck after the arrest, and she has been arrested a 2nd time. IF this 2 egg donation, child leaving woman gets a green card, it will be shameful. These are the type people we don’t need as citizens. Tsk, tsk, tsk, Coltee needs to get a boob job, and find his balls, not in that order.
I wish they’d tape these the week of the finale. Surely they can edit it in a week, right? So much had changed since they filmed. Are Jon and Fernanda still together? I feel so bad for Ashley. She’s beating herself up so much already, she doesn’t need anyone else to tell her she missed a lot of red flags. She knows. No one deserves to be cheated on.
Prepare for the apocalypse people, Leida is the “proper” and “priority” anti-Christ.
So, I don’t watch this show but I recently learned that the person I bought my house from was on it…Ricky? Guess I may need to watch an old episode or 2.
Omg, Ricky was an amazing train wreck! You should definitely watch some episodes!
No way!! He was super messy and his story line was majorly faked. You have to watch and then look it up! It was bad…
Icky tricky Ricky? He’s in the 90DF Hall of Fame.
Hehehe. He is indeed in the 90DF Hall of Fame.
I didn’t understand that whole Larissa/Fernanda fiasco. I really didn’t like Fern & Jon calling Larissa trash. As others have said, Fernanda herself could’ve been arrested both at that club and when she throws fits at their home and breaks things. She’s no better than Larissa.
Jay & Ashley are so confusing I get whiplash trying to decipher all the lies that have gone on w this couple.
Steven, I was hoping so hard that he would redeem himself but he came off just as I had thought. A hothead little prick who demands respect while completely disrespecting his girlfriend who just had a baby…ugh ugh ugh.
Thank you for recapping this season Lady C. Excellent recap!!
Lol, beware!!! Ricky lies very easily. Again and again and again.
Such a bunch of characters, which has been the issue with me all season, since I think they are just trying to be on a reality show. The girls are saying yes to these men to get on TV and a trip to America. (The love just isn’t coming across a little bit, Love after Lockup is more convincing)
If its not good, that is kind of a first. They usually have something worthwhile. Maybe part 2? Guess we’ll see.
Just sounds compared to the past Tell All’s, this seems not too great. And boy or boy they HAD SOMETHING to work with, with this bunch. (Yay, no more crazy language from Larissa, lol)
I wonder if they just tried to get it over with asap, due to Larissa getting arrested, no family members around. CPS probably getting involved. It was kind of a crazy season.
Thank you very much Lady Cocotte, great recaps. Admire your ability to keep up with the crazy, lol.
Here’s my 2 cents:
First of all, these people come to this GREAT country (and I mean that) and they don’t have any hobbies to keep them busy until they can get a job? Get a skateboard or roller skates or a damn bicycle and stop with your pity party and get out and meet people. GET A LIFE! Go and volunteer somewhere. Go join a church or get involved somewhere and meet people. We’ve moved a lot and I mean A WHOLE LOT in our 20+ years together and each time I know I can either sit in the house and feel sorry for myself and turn into a hermit and talk to my cats all day long or I can get out and meet people. I learned how to play golf and met people. Went to a church and met people. Learned how to knit and met people. Volunteered and met people. Went bike riding and met people. Joined a gym and met people. I was lucky enough to have retired years ago and I had nothing but time. GET OUT OF THE HOUSE. Fernanda? Grow up already. Stop whining. We know you left Jon already and wanted to be a model in Chicago. (Oh please…) Jon? I don’t even know where to start. So I won’t. Ashley and Jay? Why go on Tinder Jay? You are an idiot and a user and your skinny little, pants hanging off your guy ass need to be sent directly back to Jamaica, never to return. Ashley? I think she likes torturing him at this point. Send him back. He shouldn’t’ be living with your kids since he has NO MORAL COMPASS. Eric? You are a 20 year military guy? How embarrassing. You need to stop telling people this because if this is how passive our military is, then God help us. You are a complete blind idiot for marrying that MONSTER. And I don’t care how much she cries on the couch saying she was selfish – she meant every word she said about his kids, his child support, his apartment and yes, she only came here to get a green card. She will leave him as soon as she gets it and take half his money and if he adopts her kid, he will have to pay child support for her kid. Bet she won’t be bitching about child support then. God I cannot stomach that bitch. She wants the military benefits afforded to Eric to go to school. It makes my blood boil. Asualo (sp)? He’s a gentle giant but I sure liked seeing hold in his anger against Satan, er I mean Larissa at the end of this episode. He’s very sweet, just raised in a totally different environment and yes, I truly believe he loves Kalani. He is also so sweet and honest and kind. He showed his true colors tonight and it made me like him even more. (Why can’t I remember how to spell either of their names?) Her sister bugs the shit out of me tho. She’s another one who needs to GET HER OWN LIFE. God, I hate victims. How about Steven and the boiling rage inside of him just gurgling near the surface? You could see steam coming out of his ears tonight. He needs Pro-Active too BTW. Olga needs to be very aware that he is going to explode at her for no reason and most likely (and this is just my gut feeling)…. but he has already proven himself to be verbally and emotionally abusive, so what’s next? Physical abuse? He should NEVER be around small children. What’s he going to do if the kid doesn’t say “thank you” every single time he uses a piece of toilet paper that Steven bought? Or walks in the house and the heat is on and he doesn’t say “thank you.” What if the kids first word is “mama” instead of “dada?” Will Steven start screaming at the kid? He is the perfect example of why some people should be sterilized. Kidding, but not really. I’ve always wondered this but I have been grilled for HOURS, had someone come check out my house and had to pay serious $’s to adopt a cat years ago from the SPCA and any dumb-ass POS moron can have a kid. Why?
And now for Colt and Larissa. She is disgusting and he is ignorant. I feel bad for Deb, who I actually like. Larissa is a foul-mouthed, jealous, insecure and very ugly person who abandoned her own kids. And he is literally pussy-whipped. He’s weak. A weak boy. NOT a man at all. The argument at the end was very entertaining and disturbing at the same time because if this is what they showed us, what didn’t make the cut? It had to be juicy. I, for one, would have gotten up and left the first time Larissa interrupted and started screeching like someone from Snapped or Dateline. God, where is Keith Morrison when you need him? Can you imaging him narrating this episode?
Well, that’s my 2 cents. Again all you people who come here from other countries on this show – stop expecting your mate who paid a ton of money to get your ass to this country and who gets up and goes to work every single day – only to have you sit around THEIR home feeling sorry for yourself. GET A HOBBY! Do something productive. Clean out their garage. Cook them dinner. Mow the lawn. Do yard work. Contribute. In America here? You make it on your own. You decide your fate. You have the FREEDOM and CHOICES to either be a lazy ass leech or make something out of yourself. Good Lord, I sound like a politician and that scares me.
Carry on.
Grrrrrrrrrr……..
Standing ovation and completely agree every wonderful word you typed. Clapping and cheers well done you.
Omg. This was the worlds best comment.
Every single word you said I felt like it was coming from my soul. I think I’m falling in love with you. Yes yes to everything you stated. Thank you for saying it and with such passion and eloquence. Good job!!!
You deserve a Gold Star, reading many mines.
i know some of it is real and real emotions etc but the tell all is a bunch of crap mostly staged and some kind of bunch of crap to wait to watch that for sure enjoy and care for all of you through the time watching but some of u should get a person that is not a child and then expect something from them……..
Wait, Ashley has two KIDS? How did I not know this?
okay so this was filmed in November and Stephen just said he saved up all of the money he needed for the visa to be approved without a sponsor. In December he was begging on Go Fund Me. How does that make sense?
Does anyone know how much money they have to have in the bank to bring someone over?
From what I know about the process, there are application and filing fees that are a bit pricey but the biggest factor monetarily is one’s ability to support the person. Income verification takes place.
Steven is a liar.
OKAY this Tell All WAS EPIC. I need a WHERE ARE THEY NOW REUNION ASAP. I cannot wait until the next episode. I hope this is a TEN PART REUNION.
They need a 10 part reunion cuz that was old as dirt. I wanna know if Leida will have her kid taken away. I wanna know if Colt is still screwing around online. I wanna know who Jon and Fernanda are dating now. I wanna know why Ash and Jay are still pretending to be broken up. And so forth.
I doubt Ledia will have her kid taking in away but she is trying to throw dirt on Eric’s ex.. bringing up a 20 year old past aggression… And claiming they’re trying to get custody of janica which coincidently is the one he pays for and the 1 that baby sits for her. Lydia is pond scum and Jonathan was dating Fernando when she was 16…so he is too..
Why isn’t anyone else stunned about the realization that Jon was seeing Fernanda when she was 17 (possibly 16)?! I am disgusted.
I’ve been talking about it since day 1. And it’s 16 (possibly 15). Countess Luann would call him a pedafile.
@TamaraTattles all you need to do is follow them on Instagram, they share their drama every single day. FYI, Olga got her Visa. Jonathan and Fernanda are separated. Ashley & Jay are still tagging each other in every post. Leida still thinks there’s nothing wrong with anything she says or does, Larissa is crazy and thinks she’s all that posting pics of herself like she’s a supermodel – NOT. I call BS on most of what they all post though.
I wish they would have dragged Steven, that abusive little arsehole got off lightly!
I was outraged that they dragged Larissa but not Steven??? I certainly have to agree they filmed the reunion too early. The cast had the wrong idea about Larissa (shoot me – but I like her!) and only discussed poor Olga’s delivery, and not an entire season of gaslighting and abuse.
Exactly. Can’t figure out why the hostility toward Larissa, especially from Ashly. I think everyone felt that Steven was a walking time bomb and they were afraid of him. He was furious when Ansuelo laughed and stood up to him. ONE THING I will say in favor of Leida is that she immediately noticed Ansuelo’s somewhat autistic fit and tried to calm and comfort him.
On my DVR it said “Tell All Part 1A” so who knows how many parts there will be. The more the better!
Lady C- Thank you for the great recap.
Looloo- I did the math with Jonathan and Fernanda also. Yuck. At first I thought her feelings and love for him were sincere but after hearing him give the list of everything she wants him to pay for and that she left him to persue a modeling career, I’m now doubting her. I’m shocked to learn that Ashley and Larissa have children. Where are Ashley’s and did Larissa leave her children behind? To Ledia- good luck trying to get a job in the medical field. Your mouth just flat lined your career. Many people may say the Americans are being taken advantage of but when someone continues to tell you and show you who they are , believe them. If you fall in quicksand and manage to pull yourself out don’t jump back in thinking this time you’ll float.
Larissa has 2 children, a son she says was adopted by her baby daddy’s aunt, and a dsughter who lives with Larissa’s father and stepmom. She says she hopes to bring the daughter here at some point.
Lynn- Thank you for the info on the kid situation.
I Read somewhere that lunatic Larissa has been arrested twice? Surely the US would stop throwing out Green Cards to people with criminal records. Also Ashley has 2 kids! Was that mentioned prior to the Tell All show? Finally, Ledia … you got off lightly girl. Thank god for crazy Larissa and Colteeee to take away the heat from you