Lindsay Lohan’s latest hanger-on is a gay Greek guy named Panos. Panos’s accent seems just as false as Lindsay’s. He also says things that don’t mean anything, just like Lindsay.
I really don’t need this much information about the servers. Let’s just get them to Greece and get them drunk and see what happens. I don’t need to know how poor they are or how sexually confused they are. I just need a beach and some hookups and if you could sprinkle in some scenes of Lindsay trying to kidnap people’s children that would be fantastic.
I don’t think this is a real episode. They are basically introducing a billion bartenders and servers. We flash back to their crappy little apartments where they talk about their plans to be professional and not embarrass themselves and then get a “sneak peek” of them embarrassing themselves presumably from future episodes.
Basically, this is an advertisement for the show and even the commercials in between are ads for the show.
Did I mention that these waitresses and bartenders call themselves “ambassadors of the Lohan brand.” They are apparently only filming for a month. So this is another case of “these people don’t really work there.”
In the last three minutes of the show, we finally get all the kids in Mykonos. Is the show actually starting at the 57 minute mark?
Actually no we are not starting the show. With two and a half minutes left, they run YET ANOTHER preview of the season. There is lots of drinking and fighting to come it seems. At least they are hot people and not grandmothers. So, there is that.
I’ll check out the next episode just to see what a real episode is like. I may not be recapping this show though.