I can’t take another minute of this Sugar Bowl, so writing this stupid recap has suddenly become more attractive. I have a bunch of little niggling things like this on my DVR I need to attend to. So it is finally time to say goodbye to these clowns. And we won’t even have the normal people on boat two to keep us company.
We just need to wrap up the storylines. Spoiler alert, Dr. Jeff has been posting in comments and let us know that Danielle did move to San Francisco and apparently the two lovebirds are still together. Dr. Jeff is captaining another cruise really soon, as in they may already be there, and Barrett and Danielle are coming. He did say she would be the first Dick of The Day on this trip though.
It’s the last day for boat two. Quentin prepares to depart from his brother Max. It seems they have become closer. Quentin once again offers Max a stable job at his company. Max remains a bit hesitant about all the adulting involved in taking a real job.
The group does some quasi scuba. I am claustrophobic just watching this.I snorkeled a lot in the med as a kid and was often really freaked out by what I saw. Our little cove had a lot of surprising creatures just a foot or two away at all times. I remember “nearly drowning” once but in reality, I wasn’t allowed to swim out past the second reef and I probably could have just stood up. Now when I go to resorts in St. Lucia or Curaçao I often consider snorkeling and then remind myself that I probably do not want to know what is out there. On TV it always looks like beautiful salt water fish… like an aquarium. But that has not been my experience. Plus, I was a tomboy as a kid and the fish would all come such on my cuts and scabs. Let’s move on from my odd childhood memories and get back to these people.
Danielle loves the fake scuba machines because she doesn’t have to be around all of those girls who are beneath her. The others are just glad to have some peaceful time underwater without Danielle’s constant whining. Then Danielle whines to Barrett about Evan calling her on her shit. Barrett is concerned because as he tells us, “Danielle is not a feelings girl.” Translation, Danielle doesn’t care about anyone’s feelings but her own. And her only feelings are about her.
Max seems a lot more open to a relationship with Vanessa. It’s kind of sweet. Albie seems to be opening a window, but not a door for Rachel. I feel like if I guy is really into you, he will do whatever it takes to make the relationship work. On the other hand, I suck at relationships and generally do not take my own advice so what do I know? Rachel loves him but knows he will never settle down. And she is going to move across the country for more of his push-pull behavior. It’s so easy to see when you are not the one in that relationship.
Danielle and Evan try to talk things out. Why did Chelsi decide to sit in on this sit down with a stank face? It should have just been Evan and Danielle. Danielle continues to deny responsibility for all of the sturm und drang on the boat. Barrett tries to mediate, but Danielle is unwilling. But through the magic of editing, Danielle apologizes and they agree to all be friends.
Chelsi has tons of neon and wants to end with a neon night party. I wouldn’t mind a neon party with Chelsi. Everyone looks ridiculous and for once it seems like they are all in on the joke.
The issue of whether or not Max will be in Miami for Vanessa’s birthday party continues to loom. Will he or won’t he? Vanessa is starting to think she needs to just cut bait and go home. Besides, every time I see the chyron “Max Law School Graduate” I’m unimpressed. The dude is in his thirties. Those are some big earning years and he’s still dicking around in school. I am being very hypocritical because I never wanted to leave college either and spent quite some time there getting my undergrad across several different colleges. Don’t ask I was joint enrollment my senior year and totally not emotionally intelligent enough to handle the situation and almost didn’t graduate high school because I was sitting in the student lounge playing chess with the guys and um, playing some other reindeer games. It took me forever for my overprotective parents to “let me” go off to UGA even thought they were not paying for it. I always figured I’d return for my doctorate at some point but even now misery of grad school has not worn off. But that is me. I need to be with someone who has their shit together and has a job and health insurance, and is not still sucking their mama’s teat in their thirties.
Evan seems like a stable dude. Why is he not with any of them? And he cooks!
Rachel apologizes to Danielle for boning Barrett. The producers seem to have explained to Danielle they need a resolution to all of the relationships and that she is looking like a dick (of the day) for not doing it. So she apologizes for how she handled the situation with Rachel.
After everyone leaves, Captain Jack has a good cry about Lenny and throws him a message in a bottle into the ocean.
Max changes his flight at the airport to surprise Vanessa and Chelsi. I am not sure why the hell they have to come through Atlanta to get to Miami, but he is going to be on the same flight. And be in Miami for her birthday.
I am loath to admit it, but I’m going to miss mocking these fools, but I am pretty sure we’ve seen the last of them.
Special shoutout to Dr. Jeff for stopping by to leave comments for us! All the best to you, even if you don’t like me very much. 🙂
To, did you see eco try to attack Uga before the Sugar Bowl?!?!
Crap, let me try that again…
TT, did you see Bevo try to attack Uga before the Sugar Bowl?!?!
YES! It was horrible. You don’t come for Uga!
Whoops, I meant TT, not To. And it was Bevo she tried to attack Uga, not eco. Sigh.
Clearly I am traumatized by it – I seem to have made the comment multiple times!
Uga was graciously coming over to say hello, and that old Bevo comes for him. Clearly they don’t teach manners in Austin. 🙂
I’ll bet that is the farthest Uga has run in the past year…
I’m used to UGA , the Falcons, etc losing at this point. I just expect to be disappointed.
I felt so bad for Uga!!! Bevo was like inches away from a housewives’ rampage! We were so shocked that we hit rewind and it was even worse the second time. We figured it was because Uga prob flew private and was staying at the Ritz Carlton or Hotel Montleon and Bevo rode from Texas then got lead onto a field surrounded by screaming drunks. I’d be pretty ornery too if I was in Bevo’s hooves. Of course that scenario is purely my overactive imagination. My alma matter is banned from bowl games and sucked all season but I wanted to see some good football. Bevo full on raging at sweet cute Uga wasn’t what I expected!
How can Dr. Jeff not like you? He seems to be a normal guy. Just because you call it like you see it… Fucktard Neanderfucks and Cuntsatchel gashes! Although from the recaps (I can’t bear to watch anymore, not when I am binge-watching Bosch.) So now, here I am going to Hell in a luge. (Hand basket much too slow.)
Hey I never said I didn’t like her! Point in fact I’m thoroughly entertained, I kinda dig TT! (She was implying the main cast wouldn’t like her). She pokes fun of my friends, hell I LOVE to poke fun of my friends, almost as much as poking fun at myself! That said,, it appears* TT has made some headway in understanding us fools.. maybe just a little.
I have never seen such desperate women throw themselves at these guys that clearly don’t want them! Dang! It was hard to watch. Thank God it’s over. This was pure torture!
I had to ff the last 20 mins bc it seemed they would constantly just show clips of already shown scenes. This show wasn’t good but I did watch it.
I don’t know why but Captain Jack stole a piece of my heart, and so did Evan.
At the end of the day, it was all Bravo consistently showed over Christmas and definitely a Much better watch than Ladygang or other such bullshit Bravo or E! have thrown at us in 2018.
I mistakenly gave Evan a piece of my heart… It wasn’t Evan, it was Dr Jeff.
Faces, names, I struggle…?
Hahaha yea Evan sucks! I can’t wait to screen shot this and burn him! (Evan is a great dude though) and thank you! I kinda had the luxury of just being me and clowning around on the side.. who knows how things would have gone were I main cast ??♂️
I’m sure she is still confused. It was probably Evan. /insert sticking out tongue emoji here.
😛
Oh my shortcut for the emoji worked! #luddite
I really wish Boat 2 had got more camera time. Tbh; you were the only one that made me laugh. And had Danielle been thrown overboard for the duration the show/trip would’ve been way more enjoyable… especially for Rachel (& Barrett?)
“Little niggling things”? #sideeye
This show was pretty awful, but I watched.
I was wondering why you didn’t do Dirty John recaps. I’m liking the show, and didn’t expect to.
Thank gawd vacuous fucktards like these are on television so the rest of the world can steer clear of them. I made it through1 1\2 episodes and shit canned it.
“Niggling”?
It’s a real word…
Summer, of course, it’s a word as is the word to which it is akin.
You can’t be this dumb. It’s just not possible.
TT, you are a keyboard gangster. There’s nothing else to you. If you ever want to come out from behind the keyboard and say such such a thing to my face, let me know. I’m traveling in Europe right now and will be be back stateside Tuesday, 08Jan2019. Let me know so I will know to extend my layover in Atlanta.
You are in New Jersey. You forgot to use the VPN on a comment.
I’m sure you have bookstores in New Jersey to buy a dictionary. There is a Barnes and Nobles in Lyndhurst that seems close to you, You’re welcome!
Bwahahaha. Like I said – keyboard killer. I am in the middle of the Mediterranean going from Malta to Barcelona on an MSC cruise. (the Meraviglia) It is the middle of the night. I flew to Rome this past Friday with my family. We got to Rome Saturday and boarded the ship Sunday. We disembark this coming Sunday and will fly home Tuesday. I use a VPN so I can stream my favorite US television shows without restriction (it doesn’t work with Direct NOW or CBS All Access, by the way). I do this whenever
I travel internationally for work or play. I’m not hiding from you, dear; you are absolutely no one from whom I should hide at any time, for any reason. Like I said, I fly home Tuesday, and if you want to sit and chat f2f about your feelings about me and/or my comments or intellect, I take no issue at all with that prospect. If you can’t manage this Tuesday, I fly into Buffalo the following Monday then (through Atlanta). My VPN will be off from the time I land in Atlanta from Rome Tuesday until I manage to fly into Buffalo and then drive from Buffalo to the Canadian side of Niagara Falls the following Tuesday. I travel a great deal for work, so notice is absolutely imperative if you desire to chat, Anything other than a hard-core date and time on your part is simply static, borne of an anti-social narcissism and plain ol’ fear. You can be silly and mean with the old QWERTY, but you lose your nerve at any and every time. That’s what makes you a keyboard gangster and a bully. Sip that tea.
I am a “keyboard ganster” on my own site where you keep on showing up? I could have blocked you hours ago.
I do have bit of anger in me and I live in the hood where glocks were invented, I’d love for you to show up in my hood where we shoot first and ask questions later
nig·gle
/ˈniɡəl/Submit
verb
gerund or present participle: niggling
cause slight but persistent annoyance, discomfort, or anxiety.
“a suspicion niggled at the back of her mind”
synonyms: irritate, annoy, bother, provoke, exasperate, upset, gall, irk, rankle with; More
find fault with (someone) in a petty way.
“colleagues say he loved to niggle and criticize people”
synonyms: complain, quibble, nitpick, fuss, carp, cavil, grumble, gripe, grouse, moan
“he niggles about the prices”
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Just because it sounds somewhat close to a racial slur in the US doesn’t change it’s etymology or meaning. I mean, I’m assuming you don’t demand that the entire Spanish-speaking populace find another word for black, either?
Girl, bye! Because of “negro”? You are some kind of silly.
Isn’t that your whole premise on why niggling is offensive? If not, then I apologize for being a dunce. (Seriously, if not, then I’ve totally misunderstood why it’s offensive.)
Summer, thanks for understanding and seeking information. That word has been used to describe little children of color; that’s why it is offensive to me, and the fact that it means something nagging or trifling or even undesirable underscores that. Thanks, again.
I said the exact same thing.
Some of y’all needed to get one of those word of the day calendars for Christmas.
Nah, i’m good on words to use (and not to use).
How about a plain ol’ dictionary then? I believe it’s of the 17th century and possibly Scandinavian in origin snowflake.
Dee, you are missing the point if you had to go and Google “niggling” to find its etymology.
Life is too short for this shit… IMHO! Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I absolutely agree, but everyone should practice mindfulness. One person’s opinion is not the only one that matters; we must all share this planet. Happy New Year!
Isn’t there some saying out there about context being everything? If not, there should be.
If you had to use google to figure out what a commonly used word means, then the problem is with you.
Jeez, just reading a pleasant blog post on a ridiculous show and Bam all kinds of anger from you. Why are you here if TT make you so upset ? I am confused….
I said “niggardly” once to describe a boss, who was niggardly. My friend thought I said the N-word and sent me a scathing email. I FedExed her a thesaurus and a dictionary.
No need to FedEx me anything; I know the difference. But I also know that only people who may have some insensitivity (at the least) would use that world, or anything that approximates it, and then FedEx a dictionary and thesaurus, which we both know you didn’t do.
Also, Nanette, I would be interested in knowing what you and said boss look like – for context, of course because we (people of color) absolutely understand when some folk speak in code in order to try to say something without saying it. You know how folk try to be slick but lack the IQ points necessary to pull it off.
Amazing as it may seem to you, people of color can actually be educated and have a larger lexicon than you seem to possess. Go figure.
I am of color; am college-educated; and will sit down with you at any standardized test of your choosing, TT. Go contemplate that while you gather yourself.
You cannot even consistently spell your own fucked up name. I can’t enter a battle of wits with such an unarmed opponent. It would be devastating for you.
Like I said, you are nothing more than a bully hiding behind a keyboard. All this jibber is the static and subterfuge of a coward. You and I both know you wouldn’t have the nerve to say this stuff if you were in my presence.
NiggardLy. Notice the L. It come from Norse for “sweating the small stuff.” The word means, stingy, miserly, parsimonious. He was a cheap jerk. The word has NOTHING to do with his looks. He was a short white guy with a square butt. A cockalorum. (Another word to look up.)
The whole point of my post was to demonstrate that when people don’t KNOW what a word means, they should find out before they criticize. It is a little too risky to SAY the word, as it can be misheard, and I would not want to hurt anyone, but the SPELLING demonstrates it is not related, nor is it derived from the N-word, which has no A in it.
Reading down at you calling Tamara a fat bitch… you take offense because two words start with the same three letters and have nothing to do with the MEANING of an offensive word, yet you say PERSONAL mean stuff. Get a grip and a dictionary.
Hi TRav.
Revised for NJ:
Hi Siggy.
What am I not going to say in your presence, niggling? or that you are severely undereducated? For the record I am good with both.
But I am not going to New Jersey to do it. Nor am I venturing out of my house to do it. I am a “keyboard ganster” because I used a word you are unfamiliar with while pretending to be out of the country WHEN I CAN SEE YOUR NEW JERSEY IP PLAIN AS FUCKING DAY?
You are an uneducated ignorant cunt. Come to my hood bitch and I’ll settle you right the fuck down.
You are a silly, nasty sow. If you can fit out of the door of your house, let’s arrange a meet. Not coming to your house; they don’t make enough bleach for me to survive that scene. My email address is listed though. I fly out on most Mondays and back on most Fridays, so weekends are always best. Dispense with the foolishness and set a date and time. Anything else makes you a coward. If you start now, the fire department may be able to cut you out of your house before the meet. As the younger folk say, I want you to keep this same energy when we meet. But we both know, you are only gangster with the QWERTY. Email me or post the place. No need to come to “Jersey” because you would have to pay for several seats on that flight. I’ll come to you. However, we both know, and so does everyone else, your nerve is limited to your digits fingers.
If you are still keystroking through the night, you fat slob, I’ll be back at you. I need to get at least a couple of hours of sleep before my Barcelona excursion. Oh, and of course you don’t have a problem with the word because YOU ARE NOT OF COLOR, and I even sense you have some animus for folk who have an abundance of melanocytes. Anywho, you sow, email me.
Dreanna… Dreama must be delusional or Danielle. I can’t imagine why anyone would sail from Malta to Barcelona. That would be one rough and ugly boat ride. I was baptized in the Mediterranean sea off the shore of Tripoli and we only went to Malta for dentist appointments and Donny Osmond posters. In the 1970s. Malta is in sad shape these days and only a fool would go there,
Actually the people of Malta were never very nice. But whatever, YOU are in NEW JERSEY. So I love that you think you are in Malta, one of the places I spent a lot of time growing up.
TT, are you still talking? Girl, grow a spine and tell me where we can meet and chat. No longer in Malta, by the way. Made it to Barcelona this morning; had a fabulous breakfast with my family and bestie; and now, on the tour bus about to check out this fabulous city. So, again, you big, ol’, ugly, sloppy bully – if you ever want to sit down and discuss our differences of opinion visage-a-visage, just let me know. Otherwise, the continued jaw-flapping you’re doing without attempting to hop on this avenue of resolution with me makes you look like a fat, sloppy coward. #KeyboardKiller
I don’t know what is funnier about this. This person has such umbrage about the word niggling or that they are either A)pretending to be on a cruise wanting to fight me (I am from the south we just shoot people) or B) they are actually on the dumbest cruise in the world Malta to Barcelona which I cannot believe is a thing. There is NOTHING TO SEE BUT OPEN WATER between Malta and Barcelona. Why the fuck would anyone “cruise”there?
You fat, sloppy bully, the cruise was from Civitecchia (Rome) to Palermo to Malta to Barcelona to Marseilles to Genoa and back to Civitecchia. When can we meet, TT? I can start a gofundme page to help get you cut out of your house. Just say the word; I’m here to help. I just want to dispense with this and get to some resolution. Can we get this done?
Does occur to you that while you are a “cruise” you are busy cruising for a fight with a fat slob that you do not care ad bout? Clearly I am such a keyboard ganssta I take up a lot of your time . The Picasso museum is unbelievable.
Actually Amazon did the delivery. She still has both books. And uses them.
Clearly I haven’t been watching the show closely enough because I thought Rupert was the Capt of the second boat, not Dr. Jeff (love his comments btw). Max is a stunted adolescent, kind of an ass, and not even particularly attractive so I’m not sure what Vanessa sees in him. He’s swanning around acting like he’s too good for her because his family has money and doesn’t stop to think that he’s accomplished nothing with his life. At least she has a career and takes care of herself. Rachel is sweet but pathetic. Albie will totally be a one-girl guy when he meets the right girl, which ain’t you, hon. In 5 years, Barrett and Danielle will have several ferret-faced children and he will be miserable by her controlling, shrew ways. Jack and Evan are the best!
Rupert was the captain of the second boat.
Ah, ok. I thought I’d read that Jeff was the captain in the comments on a previous recap. Apparently I was watching closely after all (which makes me feel a little bad about myself lol).
Ok ok if I may.. it’s not particularly important, but you’re both right, haha. Typically on these little joyrides on the sea that we do— there is a booker, and a skipper. The skipper is in charge of navigating the boat, you may certainly say captain. The Booker is the one that books the boat, chooses the skipper, (hostess, when we have one) and chooses the crüe. The Booker also tends to be the one that states the rules, and how shit is going to run- at least socially, ie. What sort of shenanigans are to ensue. This wasn’t exactly the case on this bravo boat— I certainly didn’t choose the crüe. But since I’ve been the Booker so many times, and am the founder of this dumbass collective of partygoers called ‘Snakes&Laazers!!’ I did kinda take charge in a lot of situations and was portrayed as a captain. ??♂️?☠️
Incidentally this was the first time Rupert was my skipper, and he followed me around for the next two months in Tahoe (where I live) to setup and mastermind The Bucketlust first ski week adventure. NAILED IT!!
I agree with everything you just said. Jack, Evan & Jeff were the only ones I liked and can you imagine having the intolerable Danielle as a live in girlfriend??? I’m thinking Barrett REALLY does “love being a patient” like he mentioned.
But did Max ever pass the bar? Wht the hell where is the update on what’s next.
I think you are the only one clamoring for that news. I’m sure Max is capable of passing the bar. I’m just not sure he wants to actually put in the time to study for it. He seems to prefer wearing leggings on a private yacht and partying. Can’t say as I can blame him, it’s a nice life if you can do it.
I’m really enjoying this thread. Just putting that out there.
I’m loving Unanchored more and more every second just for this gold.
I’m lmfao!! Wow. Somebody got a big chip on their shoulder the size of a boulder and it’s not TT. Finally figured out how to manage my UN. Yeah. I know. Be patient. I’m old and new to this. But hey still trying….
Straight to comments. Absolute Gold!!
I second that ! Where do these crazy ass people come from?
Apparently, Barcelona by way of New Jersey LOL
There you are Marc. I may repeat this if I don’t think you saw it. Re: The Chris Panciello. He dropped out of Witness Protection in 2011. People Mag Confidential did a crime show on him a few months back. He has another club in Miami. Perhaps you can visit him there. But only if you give us the tea!
I challenge you to a duel. Hahahaha. I am dying right now.
Reminds me of the show Frasier: ” I Am Wounded!”
In other news, Here in Somalia where I am cruising the world. I just woke up to a Whose Line Is It marathon on Bravo. It’s fabulous. I wish Bravo still had good shows and I want to do nasty things with Wayne Brady,
Oh hey, it’s me the keyboard gangster that dares to use the word niggling! It’s almost noon in Malta/ Barcelona. Shouldn’t a world traveler such as yourself be up by now?
Let’s put our thinking caps on shall we? Let’s suppose you were not in New Jersey but you were a very important person. And you were going to go on vacation
Are you ready?
You would not be flying into Malta to take a tugboat to Barcelona. YOU WOULD JUST FLY TO BARCELONA. Malta is sort of a hot spot right now. There is NOTHING between Barcelona and Malta. This is not a god time to fly into Malta to start with.
But lets just say you did that and spent your time calliing a site owner a Website gansta or whatever for using the word ‘niggling” in post that literally NO ONE READS and wanting to fight IRL. ??? Bitch I live in the gheto WERE GLOCKS ARE MADE DOWN THE STREET. You don’t think I have one I would never bruise my knuckles.
And I don’t mean Malta is a hot spot in a GOOD way. I mean THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME TO GO TO MALTA.
Someone would have to be retarded to do that. 😉
Wow. Just wow. You all just shit her down. I know who to call when I need a person shutdown! Nanette & T.T to the victor goes the spoils ! xo Marc
* shut down not shit down
I think shit her down is actually more accurate.
I haven’t watched this show. No way the program could outshine the comments. Now there’s a good morning read, thanks all!
Just watch watch the watch the plank episode that’s the best one anyway. Am I bias? I mean.. duh. But am I wrong?
OMG. NIGGLING is a NORMAL effing word … Talk about reaching ffs. Girl bye
Whoa??. What the heck was that? One would think that this strange character might at least have enough sense to do a quick search of the definition of the word before going off on such a ridiculous tangent. Yikes. Can’t imagine that the Euro vacay is going so well for her ?
I enjoy the English language and writers who employ as many of its resources as possible. Thanks, Tamara! Also, if I were on a fabulous cruise vacation with my family and friends, I would CERTAINLY NOT have the time or inclination to conduct an hours-long argument about the definition of a word! With a blogger I’ve never met (but hate, apparently). Especially if I was wrong.
I will ALWAYS take the time to speak my mind. And yes, I am on a fabulous vacation . . . with my family and bestie. I hope no one mistook my silence over the last several hours for acquiescence because that simply doesn’t happen; I was enjoying being in beautiful Barcelona with my crew. Now, I must put on my sequined cocktail dress for the first of two Cirque du Soleil shows to which I have tickets. Not sure if this is Viaggionor Sonora. I’ll circle back later.
Okay I have to block her now, sorry to take away the fun. For the record, the girl from Jersey made her first ever post here CLEARLY WITHOUT READING THE COMMENTING RULES over a word she doesn’t know.
She doesn’t see to know that cruising from Malta to Barcelona would take a couple of days and would be a boring as hell trip. It’s totally open seas and seasickness. Circe du Soleil is not in Barcelona today.
One does not go to Barcelona to go to fucking Circe du Soleil
One does not wear a cocktail dress sequined or otherwise to Circe Du Soleil. It’s a circus.
I don’t think this fool has ever even wandered outside of Jersey to go to NYC.
She doesn’t seem to get that Spain is in a different time zone than NJ. It’s like too much stupid in one person. She seems like the same person that tried to send me a photo of her college degree from some agricultural college to prove she was smart. Any around long enough to remember that genius?
The fun stopped after a few comments. That was a whole bucket load of crazy.
I know someone that went on a Med cruise that stopped at both Barcelona and Malta and they had a good time. I hate the open sea so any kind of cruise would be hell to me lol. Used to holiday in Malta when I was a child too. Valletta is steep af and full of slippery cobbles and the buses had no doors but other than that, great time ???
Malta is getting increasingly dicey. I also associate it with the dentist because that was were we went to the dentist. Oh and my BFF who was five years older went there to buy Donny Osmond posters and tapes.
Can’t say I’ve kept up on my European news recently so I’ll have to take your word for it but I do know there was riots there a year or so ago and a lot of migrant boats are landing there these days. It’s a beautiful island though and I enjoyed the time I spent there.
Don’t presume to speak for all of us colored folk! I have no problem with the words niggling or niggardly. I have used them myself. Your pretentious victimhood is unattractive and gets you nowhere. Now go fuck off and when you get there, go fuck off some more. Then come back here and fuck off again.
I’m pretty confused as to why she thinks it’s a term used towards children of color. That’s a head scratcher. Unfortunately being in the Deep South I’ve heard the derivative of the n word that racist fucks use for children of color and it’s not niggling, which is an old fashioned word that I thought was pretty common. Oh well. I do wonder what sends those kinds of crazies to this site. Keyboard gangster sounded badass to me as well but apparently I’m old and it doesn’t mean someone who has an awesome understanding of language, allowing them to write effectively and humorously.
Navymommy, I love you. Demona or whatever name speaking up for blacks was akin to white “supremicists,” who are anything but supreme, trying to speak for all us white folk out here.
Sniggling, a slippery subject. That’s what I call fishing. Let’s call a spade a spade. What’s in a name? For a spade by any other name doesn’t make it a shovel.
i couldn’t get past the first 20 minutes of the 1st episode. Worst show ever!!!!
I got a real kick out of the challenge to battle with “standardized tests”, what? Tamara, don’t forget your #2 pencils, ffs! (Hate those tests) Of your choice? I must admit my mouth dropped a bit and eyes? Blinking rapidly I found my attention more focused and amazed. You are in fact Queen of QWERTY and the gangsta’ of word smithing!
I’m wondering how some random reader of TT, picks one of the lesser shows she recaps and never having commented before unleashes with hateful language after correcting TT and commentors about their inappropriate language? Spewed hateful derogatory comments to Tamara, then lied about her education (she may be Degree’d, doesn’t mean…) and travels? Weird, can’t imagine what you deal with daily Tamara! They’re are some ugly people in this world and I can easily say, hands down, you’re not one of them.
Happy New Year everyone, even you (subject who cannot spell your name)!
Wow, I was wondering why this silly show had 90 comments! To my amazement 90% weren’t about the show, lol!
I too wonder how this first time commenting random traveler came across this Unanchored post to seek out one word to take offense to?
I like the Siggy reference above! Good one!
TT you rock!
Dear Dreanna,
Tamara says a lot of things that are not politically correct. It’s her website.
You either deal with it, or move on.
If you’re gonna whip out your wanger to see who’s is bigger?
I guarantee you Tamara is hung like a horse!
So, suck it, fuck it, or enjoy the ride!
These anti-Demonlady comments are KILLING me (laughing too hard).
Perhaps the Demon Woman can hang out with Sigggy in NJ.
Haaaa, I just remembered the Capt guy throwing that message in a bottle at the end.
Why the hell did he do it right there with all the other boats around?
I was surprised someone didn’t pick it up and throw it back at him. Why didn’t he wait til he was sailing ?
That was so strange.
Yep saw that..producer driven…but this shit with gangsta bitch calling out gangsta website woman is great! Really? Yep bad ass gangsta bitch let’s meet at the ok corral..of course after your return from your fabulous vacation in the med! Haaaaaa! Haaaaaa!
I knew the moment I saw the word “niggling” in the preview of this article that some retard was gonna go ballistic. JFC, the dictionary is your friend, professor.
That was a whole load of… something lol
**The comments above, not yours lol.
i wish Demonaspawn Woman were still on here so I could tell her to STEP TO! Meet me in my hometown, Oakland, Calif. and let’s see who creams who. I will drive the 90 miles to rock her world, not in a good way. Like I am some badass (LOL)! But her personal comments to TT pissed me off.
I wonder what other name she goes by. I cannot imagine her going from never commenting to blastoff. I wonder how long it will be before she creates another troll name and comes back here.
I have a niggling pain in my neck. This pain in my back is just a niggling pain. I work in health and hear this word at least a few times a week it’s super popular.
Heaven help me I have nothing to watch! Dr Oz and Captain Jack kept me mildly interested and Myley.
That point when you know Danielle is Dick of the Day but agree that there are better ways to have fun than squirting a lime in your eye. She now has to pretend this is fun until Barrett outgrows it which will be never until she gets a ring on it and pops out two kiddies and can bring forth her full psycho demon
Haha for the record, the lime in the eye was part of the ‘Queen Anne’s Revenge’ which is not only the name of Edward Teach aka Blackbeard’s ship back in the 1700s, but also now (at least for Bravo purposes) a snorted line of salt, squeeze of lime in the eye (don’t want to catch scurvy) and a shot of rum. Is it immature?!? Hell yes it is! But also not really that dangerous and really funny. The point was— as Barrett put it, we were chasing treasure. And I was tasked with modifying the taxes of the Swashbucklers regatta (there’s a whole list of them back in Tahoe where this is my annual big event) for bravo worthiness.. I had to think of dumb shit that not everyone would do.. but would be pretty funny to watch. Bc only when you complete the taxes do you get the treasure.. which in this case was about 400 Bahamian dollars, some pasties, a laazer beam, chips ahoy cookies, a Cuban cigar, and ‘a bunch of inflatable shit’ haha ?
I haven’t even watched the last episode yet (just got back home last night), but I did love this thread!! Shit got real for a while there and had nothing to do with the show!! ?. Kudos to TT laying it down, about the show and other.
So,, another spoiler alert.. I’ve just returned from the bucketlust Saint Martin where korey Barrett and Danielle were on my boat, and Rupert and jack were off skippering on neighboring boats. I must say it would have told a completely different story. The weather was great, we had zero drama, it was wild and fun. Per usual with us.
DANIELLE. Was a fucking beast. In the best sense of the word, I shit you not. She was pure positivity, helpful, funny as hell, outgoing, and made fun of herself constantly. On that- we made fun of her constantly, and on pirate day I did in fact declare her the dick of the day and we all shamed her and of course made her drink rum. (Almost immediately after that a 10yr old kid ran up to the dock and recognized us! We went and talked to he and his family and even signed the kids arm with a sharpie! Haha my first autograph!)
On the last day our regatta theme was ‘Bravo day’ where barrett dressed and acted like danielle (ie a total bitch) and Danielle like barrett (ie a total narcissist always playing with his balls). Korey went as himself and just showed his ass all the time. I was the producer, Tait went as max, lockwood went as Vanessa and tried to kill max. Our Italian hostess Allegra played rachel and tried to seduce Barrett. It was fucking hysterical.
Anyway, a blast was had by all, and rubber snakes ran rampant. Thank you so much TT for all the color commentary and giving me a new hobby between surgeries!
Thanks for hanging out with us! Dammit man, who are we going to shit talk now???
WHY DID WE GET STUCK IN CRAPPY OLE BAHAMAS WHEN WE COULD HAVE GONE TO ST, MARTIN???
I haven’t been to St Martin yet. I loved St. Lucia though. Curacao was so interesting I went twice. You know, until they apparently thought I was running drugs. I refuse to repatriate via MIA ever since this experience
http://tamaratattles.com/2013/06/27/my-customs-interragation-story-aka-mia-airport-sucks-donkey-ass/
Hey, Dr. Jeff!
Sure am wishing this current vacation were the televised one. Danielle was Dick of the Day, hard to believe! NOT! Glad she’s calmed her neurosis enough for those around her to have some fun. Thanks for sharing all the background info with us. I might not have liked the show, but I watched every episode. AND I REALLY enjoyed your comments on this site. Wish you had been featured more on the show. Hope you have a great new year!