It’s hard to believe next week is the 90 Day Fiancé season finale. Time waits for no man, but these couples need to walk down the aisle pronto! if they want to stay together. So far, only Ashley and Jay have made the official plunge. Based on how well that turned out, I can only imagine the car crashes to come. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers
In tonight’s penultimate episode, Ashley learns Jay’s secret (cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater); Kalani and Asuelu worry her dad will stop their vows (Kalani + Kolini 4 Evah); Eric and Leida have last-minute problems before their wedding (shocker); Steven has to leave Russia (get him 5,000 miles away from Olga and Richie, please); And Colt and Larissa face their issues sweep their issues under the rug (fixed it for you). So, what do you think? Does any of the drama feel real? Are you getting swept up in the romance of the weddings? While the Sword of Damocles swings ever closer for the cast, we get to sit back and armchair analyze. I wouldn’t trade places with them for all the cheesesteak in Philly.
All I could think about while watching Eric and Ledia was, WTHF!!!!!!
She lambasted him over 45 minutes??????? Are you shitting me? Is she insane? She reminded me of that Russian chick on last years 90 Df. Screaming into here phone at that puffs monster, “Come home now”.
OMG y’all!!!
And when Eric basically stated the truth about what she did, hanging with her friends until 3 or 4 in the morning WITHOUT calling him cause she didn’t even take her cell??????? Oh but that’s ok???? She calls her dad,(He’s taking advantage of me, making me feel like I’m nothing” No birch YOU just couldn’t handle the truth!
Steven just needs to give up his parental rights and leave Olga and that bundle of cuteness Richie alone. He was all in his feelings when she was being a great mother, but then wanted to separate them??? THEN (inhales a deep breath) didn’t even do what he said he was supposed to do!!!
Ashley and Jay, saw that coming from 10 miles away without my glasses on.
Kalani needs to grow a Damn backbone. She’s an adult, doing adult things. LIKE SEX!!!!! She already lost her virginity, had a baby, brought the baby daddy here, had sex again…without protection (like condoms aren’t easily available) now what did she expect to happen??? She was just gonna close the door if the stork comes this time instead of inviting him in? Dumb ass!!!
Colt and Lorissa deserve each other. Period!
Good for those girls not wanting to attend that douche bag dads wedding. That horror show he’s marrying is playing some serious emotional blackmail with him. Me? I’d let her rich spoiled rotten inconsiderate perfectionist ass go right the fuck back home. Goodbye Ms my way or the highway. 85 north is about 10 miles that way????.
Ok rant over. Longest post I think I ever did!!! LOL
But condoms are for slut people!
I think you meant Jonathan and Fernanda in your first comments, but I agree with you 100%. I guess she was upset because she’d been alone all day and couldn’t stand the thought of him actually having an hour or so with his friend. “When I tell you I need you now, you need to come home now”! Jeez! He had to promise her that, in the future, he’d come immediately if she said that again. How long do you think that will last before resentment rears its ugly head? Way to embarrass a guy who wasn’t taking advantage anyway. I also really disliked the way she complained to her dad – total misrepresentation and very unfair to Jonathan.
Love your comments about the other couples – Leida is so evil that you almost couldn’t write a part for her that would match her better – she’s unbelievably horrible and self-absorbed. I was surprised what a bad figure she had – she looked so much better in her first wedding . I don’t understand why Eric keeps saying that she’s his last chance for happiness and love! What the hell?!! Is he totally delusional or is there a big payoff waiting for him when she gets her green card. Along those same lines, God help any patients she might have if she becomes a doctor here. Would you want that mega bitch taking care of you?
Happy New Year to everyone who comes to Tamara Tattles. I believe this site has the most intelligent, humorous, and fantastic commenters on the Internet.
I think what Eric means by “last chance for love ” is “last chance to get laid on a semi frequent basis by a woman in her 20’s”. FYI new info out says John and Fernanda have split and it’s serious. Didn’t see that coming after her latest rant right?
Nadia……. Loved your rant!!! It was so spot on. These pple are way more phucked up than the Bravo pple…..if that’s even possible. I see none of them ending in holy matrimony….period. Olga and precious baby Richie are the only ones that I want to see triumph. The rest deserve each other. TT has the best dish ever and isn’t politically correct with serving it!!! Welcome and please keep the ‘rants’ coming!!!
Happy 2019 ya’ll!!!! 🙂
Sorry for the typos. Gracious, we really need an edit button lol. Just call me Butterfingers ??
I feel ridiculous for not wanting this season to ever end. Do they do “Where are they now?” episodes for this trainwreck? This was my first season watching.
They do a reunion and a 90 day fiancé happily ever after version with some of the more interesting couples. This group is particularly entertaining on social media if you feel like wasting some time. And no, I wish this and Love after Lockup would play all year!
That was a different couple, Fernanda and Jonathan. And she was hanging out with friends on her phone, at home. She is very young.
Leida and Eric.. Not so young, she has a child to hang out with. He forgot to bring pants to wear at the wedding.
The rest of your rant, right on!
Opps, for mixing the names up. Thanks for correcting me!??
What is the deal witk Kalani’s family? What the hell is the deal with pitching fits about being pregnant and getting married? Why is it all Asuelu’s fault? Pretty sure it is not just him who had the unprotected sex and made two surprise babies. Why is her family all up in their business, and why do Kalani and Asuelu need their approval? I hate Leida. Eric is a putz. Olga, run! Ashley, run! Debbie myob, Larissa get some meds, Coltee what the hell? I like Fernanda.
Kalani’s sister is paying Kalani’s bills because Kalani quit her job to be with Asuelo. I guess she feels entitled to butt in..
Asuelo won’t use condoms, deeming them for sluts, and Kalani worries about the effects of some birth control on milk production, as she is nursing.
Apparently Colt doesn’t own a full length mirror. The fit on his suit was horrible! Too tight in all the wrong places! Larissa on the other hand looked very pretty, not bad for a Goodwill dress.
Same goes for Leida’s wedding dress. Fit wasn’t “proper”….should have had alterations done in Indonesia and had her parents pay since money is no object .
Love this show and cant wait til next week’s reunion.
There are no right places on Colt. He has breasts and a very interesting, and quite disgusting, looking penis. Jonathans, however, is quite nice. Larissa really wants that green card. This season cast are all very active on social media and oopsies are being posted. Well, Jonathan’s was an oopsie, allegedly. Colts was, allegedly, revenge.
Thank god I’m not the only idiot who saw the purple nub.
The Lady Cocotte…….. I’m the other idiot. I’m going to have to pour bleach in my eyes to rid my mind of that horrific sight!!!!! Lawd have mercy what a mess!!!! 🙂
Ok…i can’t believe I’m asking….but where did you find it ?
I’m not reading the comments yet because I am still watching but what kind of person shows up to a wedding in shorts and flip flops and a Friendly’s Restaurant shirt. Apparently, Colties only cousin John. I blame the wife for allowing this stupidity.
If Larissa’s dress is from Goodwill, everyone should get their dress there. It’s beautiful. Also they should have hired the seat fillers from Danielle’s Bimini wedding. It seems like Larissa really might love Coltie. Am I delusional? Debbie has been such a trooper.
Gurl. Get the other seasons on Demand. Also the Where are they now episodes and the Happy ever after ones. You’ve really got to meet Mohammed and Danielle. I mean really really have to meet them.
ROFL @ Mohammad and Danielle. That was 6 train wrecks and a nuclear disaster!????
Haha, Production must have taken Eric’s pants to stir up some wedding day drama. Because how do you forget your pants?
Love me some 90 Day Fiance. It’s trainwreck TV that I don’t like to miss. There have been some real doozies that they have dug up on past seasons and the Where are they now and Happily ever after shows are good for updates.
Love this trash. I’ve finally come to realize the reason is that it makes all the bad decisions I’ve made in my life pale in comparison to these morons. I just hope the Americans on this show aren’t registered to vote.
Kalani takes no responsibility for birth control. HTF do you keep having kids when no one is employed? And Eric and Leida….now there’s a marriage made in heaven. The only thing she was happy about was being in America. Olga should disappear in the mother country bc Steven is scary abusive. I think Olga and Fernanda are the youngest persons on this season and seem to have the most sense.
Someone above said they have some follow up shows although we all probably have these happily ever after endings figured out.
Happy New Year, All!!!
Olga and Steven are also asking for money online to pay rent.
I skipped last season, which I gather was a doozy, but last standouts (not in a good way) have been two mothers, no three mothers who brought chairs to their children, filmed for them to see forever.
Danielle and Mohammed, Nicole and Azen, and Molly and Luis.
And the guy who is another sad sack sort of like this season’s Eric, David, who also has angry daughters and brought over Annie. But he didn’t even have a really apartment, or a job. And he makes Eric look svelte. Annie is sympathetic, unlike Leida.
Tanara, you don’t need to binge on demand, but just search online for these and more crazy stories.
This season, at least the scenes in Russia are interesting for the locale.
Kalani and Asuelu were Marguerite far from me, and other than Asuelo thinking this is likecSamoa, where huge families are not considered a burden, he seems likeable.
Knowing that Kalani’s sister was supporting her financially explains why she was so unhappy about the pregnancy.
It’s my first season too, I keep thinking these people can’t be for real. Nobody is this ummm let’s say bad at life as this cast and it has to be scripted. Oh no, once again I underestimated the levels of ridiculousness in the world.
Jay going from I take full responsibility to but if she is upset she never had love for me anyway in the same sentence!
And even after seeing an attorney she didn’t kick him out.
The “virgin” birth followed by an oopsie pregnancy. Listen lady you can get pregnant while breastfeeding and if you dont use condoms because they are for slut people. Make your choices accordingly. Is a quarter past time for Kalani to grow up. Accept responsibility and quit letting her family into all her business.
Colt has a serial killer’s level of smug. He knows he is marrying a hothead who doesn’t suffer in silence so he re-invites the cousins without telling her and just hopes she understands and then says he wants an equal partner…guess what Mr Doughboy, that’s not how it works.
Leida is hateful and selfish in every way, Eric must be getting a payoff from the dad or something Right, Right???
Olga is my only hope for this cast, she is so young, I hope she finds some kind of peace. She is trying so hard to be a good mom and deal with everything. I wish her nothing but good luck.
Oh wait, Fernanda and Jonathan seem “normal” they seem to have the most real relationship.
I can’t wait for the updates or reunion or whatever this show has next. I’m hooked on the crazy train.
I see where Jay has started a Go Fund Me page so.. He wants donations so he can get back on his feet.
This show never fails to disappoint. Trainwreck TV at its finest!
Now that we’ve got Tamara hooked, she clearly needs to watch past seasons. How far back should she go? Kirlyam and Alan? Matt and Alla? Thoughts?
All the updated shows would be entertaining.
This season actually irritates me (Kalani) and I have decided that she must have told a lot of different things to a lot of different family members. She has such a weird way to get attention, it’s creepy. EVERYTHING IS A SITUATION.
She is 30 and is needing so much attention. Wonder if her sister always got it, but now she does because of the baby, and she likes the attention so she is continuing to make everything (for a 30 year old) a big deal. Its all very very odd. Hmmm.
I do think this season more than past ones, the cast is attempting to get to America via reality show path.
I say this though the cast members have said so pretty openly.
(This Ashley situation is really bad. She has really young children in the house. What is she thinking? She just makes questionable decisions over and over. She is 32 and he is 20, wanting to get to America. I don’t like her victim personality at all. It’s pathetic.)
Happy New Year Tamara and Lady Cocotte! So glad my favorite show is now being covered here. Tamara I recommend you start either with Before the 90 Days season one which was EPIC or 90 day fiancé season 2, and then watch in order from there. I’ve been watching since the first season and this my favorite reality TV of all time.
Jonathan did say she would stay on the phone with her friends for six hours while she lived with him, but also that she would stay out very late with her friends clubbing when she was still in Mexico, and wouldn’t answer his calls. I think her main issue is homesickness, loneliness and being pretty much stuck in the house all day while he’s at work for long hours. (Plus, of course, being too damned young to be in this situation.)
On an important note, where can I see this penis of Colt’s? I’ve heard it described as purple and mushroom-like. Yuck! Maybe I don’t want to see it. I’m old now and haven’t seen a real one in a long time, so maybe I want to preserve my memories of “normal”, and not get tainted by whatever it is he’s dragging around.
Hey, the ball just dropped in NYC and now Louis Armstrong is singing “What a Wonderful World”. I love that song. Three more hours for us in California. Hope I can stay awake.
EnglishRose…….. Trust……you don’t want to see it. There’s really ‘nothing’ to see. I thought I’d die when I read ‘whatever it is he’s dragging around’…LMFAO…cause believe me, he’s definitely NOT dragging anything around. It’s an iddy piddy teenie weenie!!!! And it has a scarf to boot!!!! Going to need a bleach eye flush to rid my mind of this horrific sight!!!!! My eyes….my eyes…… 🙂
You and Rose are making me pee my pants. Reminds me of my younger days when a guy I was dating took off his pants and had micropenis(the real medical definition of one) less than 2 inches while erect. That was 40 years ago and no number of bleach flushes will ever make me forget it or the embarrassment for that poor guy.