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Real Housewives of New Jersey: Brunch Gone Bad

December 19, 2018 by tamaratattles 67 Comments

Apologies need all of these face mask photos in my life.

Y’all, I am kind of brain-dead tonight. I got some really good news today and yesterday when gliding through Kroger there was a pyramid of champagne on sale so I grabbed a bottle. I drank the entire bottle today from a VERY expensive glass.  Then,  I um took a nap, and just now woke up and I still have “asleep face” lol. Anyway, I am as happy as people with chronic depression can be. Which is sort of “mildly amused and also doubting something good is really happening” on the happiness scale which is huge.  So suddenly, life is tolerable.

Let’s see what the ladies of New Jersey are doing tonight. No matter how much Andy Cohen keeps trying to say this is a great season, it’s not a great season, Andrew and you saying it is does not make it so. We have eyes! 

Oh, I want those flowers Dolores brought Marge. Apparently, Marge is having very nice brunch for the girls. Apparently it is sponsored by a facial mask company. How lucky are they? I am already wishing I had one. There is a weird Asian market near me than I need to go to to get me some masks. Danielle doesn’t want to be on TV with no makeup so she claims she is allergic to whatever is in there. She says, “You know I am allergic to everything” and Dolores shoots back.”Not to penis!”  I really wish I didn’t know so much about Dolores because if I didn’t I’d really like her ON THE SHOW.  Danielle is apparently allergic to water? Did she just say she can’t eat an omelette because there might be water in the pan? I must have misheard that. Sorry I just woke up like five minutes ago.

Why are these women, at least some of them, eating with face masks on? Dolores has the nerve to call Melissa fake. Oh honey, I SEE YOU. Then we go back to the whole Melissa and Teresa argument. Lines are being drawn and I am totally on the side of Melissa, Marge and Jackie. Teresa comes hard for Jackie. Things get to ten really quick. I love that Jackie refuses to go there with Teresa. She’s calm and points out she is way to old to be yelled out. This of course infuriates Teresa more. She the Goddamn OG and you will bow down. But Jackie will not. Jackie is the new Caroline and I love her. Jackie says, “I am not scared of Teresa Giudice.”

I love how everyone keeps pointing out to Danielle, “You weren’t there!”

Where everyone will be is Danielle’s fake wedding for TV. I mean it is a real wedding, but only because she is on TV.

I am trying to understand why Jackie would call Dolores for advice on Teresa and then I realize it’s totally production. These two are not part of the wedding. That is why we get to see a scene of Dolores going to a women’s shelter. It is touching. If there is anything I have learned, I have learned that one person treating you like a queen and giving you a bit of attention expecting nothing in return is the second best thing that can happen to you. The best thing is passing that feeling on to others. True story.

When the plane arrives in Bimini, Danielle can’t manage to walk down the stairs onto the runway without help. Who will carry her bag? They are flying on Elite Airways which is a tiny little company that is coming up in the world with this ad. They fly yankees out of New Jersey and to Orlando with another puddle jump over to Bimini. They have both scheduled and charter flights.

Jennifer has a filming with her sixteen commodes. Or her tons of kids. Or something. There are all sorts of people there cooking and cleaning and watching the kids while she pretends she is doing something. She is SOFA KING annoying. Her brother is engaged so they are having a “traditional Turkish dinner.” It’s quite clear she has no clue how to make a traditional Turkish dinner. There are fewer guests than toilets. There are lots of Frankenbites to make this more interesting. It’s not working.

I really need this to be over because I need to get to Survivor!

Teresa calls Gia who is apparently running the house, AGAIN. Who is taking care of Nono? Gia. If you go online, you wills see that Teresa is not tirelessly caring for her father  or her kids. She is ALWAYS out of town. I can’t even get anyone to take care of my dog! Gia and Teresa don’t know if the Bahamas is in the US.

It’s time for a dinner brawl. But first, Marge’s husband has to fix a hole in Danielle’s tongue. I am not making this up. I love Marge’s husband. The fireworks start shortly after Teresa orders lots of extra veggies. I admire her for sticking to her diet. Danielle wants a bikini photo shoot. Marge is not into it. Her tits don’t stand up on their own. I feel you, Marge. It is clear that Danielle and Marty do not get along. And his whole family hates her. He should have listened to them. Joe Gorga gets a talking head just to tell us that if a woman he was about to marry said ANYTHING negative about his kids he would never marry her.

Teresa goes off on Melissa for some reason. Joe is not happy with Teresa screaming at his wife. He pulls them both aside and reminds them they are family. I love Joe Gorga in this moment. He is doing everything right. They have a real conversation. I love this group hug. So much.

I think I get why Andy loves this season. It’s starting to be good. I am going offline now to watch a glorious three hours of Survivor.

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Filed Under: Entertainment News, Joe Giudice, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Giudice Tagged With: Danielle Staub, Dolores Catania, Entertainment News, Felons By Bravo, Jackie Goldschneider, Jennifer Aydin, Kim DePaola, Margaret Josephs, Melissa Gorga, Posche Fashion Show, Real Housewives of New Jersey, RHONJ, Teresa Guidice

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  1. marc says

    December 19, 2018 at 10:53 pm

    EXCELLENT RECAP ! YES I AM SHOUTING ! xo Marc Enjoy Survivor & the rest of your week
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  2. JoJoFLL says

    December 19, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    I really think Teresa’s IQ is a borderline 75. She is really dumb.

    We were just in Bimini and Resorts World is a shit show. A lot like this franchise. Bimini however is just gorgeous.

    Love Jackie.

    Danielle cannot be this Bridezilla. This has to be production egging her on.

    I really feel sorry for Marty.

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  3. Lisa Cantu says

    December 19, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    I must be really dumb but I never understood the SOFA KING thing until tonight thank you for the education

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  4. KendraWatchesTooMuchTV says

    December 19, 2018 at 11:24 pm

    I’ve only been here loyally reading for about a year. I’ve inferred that S&D are persona non grata but even when I tried to read back I couldn’t figure out why… any links to help a super confused super fan?

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    • Rmicu says

      December 20, 2018 at 6:52 am

      Maybe it’s too early in the morning for me but who is S&D?

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      • KendraWatchesTooMuchTv says

        December 20, 2018 at 8:29 am

        If you read back it seems that maybe siggy (Hahahaha that corrected as Soggy) and Delores (and maybe frank) have a relationship with bended knee or some site of that sort that goes after people… but again I couldn’t find any more specific entries so this is all the confused conjectures of someone who likes to read these blogs and comments with wine.

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        • Naomi says

          December 21, 2018 at 11:09 am

          Maybe try googling Siggy flicker Tamara Tattles 2017. Or early 2018.
          It was truly a very ugly mess but TT covered it well.

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    • Naomi says

      December 21, 2018 at 11:25 am

      IIRC, it was initially revealed in a blind item.
      soggy and dolores paid a troll farm, and they were in cahoots with an abusive, lying, bullying site. S&D were the bullies but siggy had the hatesite publish lies preseason that SHE and D were being bullied. It was sick (in a bad way).

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  5. BeetsWhy says

    December 20, 2018 at 12:01 am

    Again, tufted couches! Kandi & Todd now Joe & Melissa? Who has the upholstery cleaning company?

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  6. KATE says

    December 20, 2018 at 12:37 am

    In that dinner scene MARTY seemed like a real jerk to me. If his children hate his fioncee throwing that in her face is only making it worse, They also did not seem like a couple about to be married. They had contempt for each other

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  7. haw2991 says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:49 am

    Finally a housewives show that is getting good. Love Jackie and Marge. That toilet paper line by Jackie was hilarious…

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  8. cc101 says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:50 am

    What do we need to do to get you to share your intel on Dolores and Siggy? You have mentioned it and I kind of suspect, but I would love to hear the details!!!!! I promise I won’t talk about blogs before you post about them, I won’t correct grammar, I will abide by the commenting rules, etc. Lol.

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  9. EngineerTakingABreak says

    December 20, 2018 at 2:01 am

    I think Danielle said she couldn’t have butter, or anything from a pan that had had butter.

    Great recap— perfect break from work and holiday prep!

    Agree about Joe, Teresa and Melissa having the heart to heart. Glad they apologized and hope they return to peaceful coexistence.

    I enjoy watching both Jackie and Jennifer, maybe because they’re still unpredictable. I’m surprised by what Jackie says and by what Jennifer doesn’t say.

    I hope Dolores followed through with her promises to the residents of the shelter and didn’t just exploit them. I’ve long thought that a cure for her boredom and lack of purpose could be volunteering. She could pull herself out of her funk, while truly making a difference.

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    • Amanda says

      December 20, 2018 at 11:24 am

      Yep. She said she was allergic to the butter in the pans, just wiping them out with a towel in between omlets wasn’t enough. In my opinion, the only word she could maybe sorta comprehend on the mask ingredient list looked like coconut so she was allergic to all of the gorgeous fun looking skin care as well. She’s a freaking train wreck!

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  10. EnglishRose says

    December 20, 2018 at 2:01 am

    I get a kick out of Margaret and I love her husband and his sense of humor. Joking about Marty running down the beach to get rid of Danielle was priceless.

    Danielle is just plain nasty and how she ever got anyone to agree to date her, let alone marry her, is very puzzling. Why would anyone want someone who acts like she does. Bitchiness oozes out of every orifice on her body, including the hole (WTF was that?) in her tongue. That was a divorce we could see coming from a mile away.

    Joe Gorga creeps me out. Don’t get me wrong, I see a very sweet side of him sometimes, for example, when he was getting Teresa and Melissa to see that life is just too short to act the way they do, but then he spoils it by sucking on Melissa’s toes. I mean, he wasn’t playing! Is it little man syndrome that causes him to act so damned horny all the time, or is he just that crazy about Melissa? He needs to dial it back a little bit and save the slobbery stuff for the bedroom.

    I’ve enjoyed this season, but must admit I get tired of all the screeching. That’s why I like it when they go on vacations – I get to see places I may never get the chance to visit. At least they (mostly) just fight relatively privately with each other and don’t embarrass the hell out of themselves and make Americans look ignorant, which the other Housewives often do (Lisa Rinna, Kim Richards, Vicki Gunvalson, Tamara Whatshername, etc.)

    OK, now I’m going to ask a question that will make me look really brain dead. Usually, when there are blogs on the Internet and you want to read the whole thing, there’s a place to click on that says something like Continue Reading. Tamara doesn’t have that, so I always click on the title to get to the rest of the story. Is there something different I’m supposed to do? Don’t judge if I’m being less than intelligent – I was much brighter in my faraway youth.

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    • Bungalow Chris says

      December 20, 2018 at 12:22 pm

      English Rose, if you clicked on the title and nothing more loaded, then perhaps, there is something running on your computer, maybe a download of updates, etc,
      Try closing your browser, waiting a few minutes, then open it again and click on TT’s title.
      I usually go down to the bottom bar, right click, open “task manager” click on Internet Explorer” and “end process”, which will collapse and close your browser & any processes running associated with the web.
      Hope that helps and ALWAYS feel free to ask for help, darlin’!

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      • EnglishRose says

        December 20, 2018 at 2:54 pm

        Thank you so much. Merry Christmas, BungalowChris. Are you in England? I never hear the word “bungalow” used in the U.S.

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        • Bungalow Chris says

          December 21, 2018 at 11:19 am

          I am in the states. My home is a little bungalow! LOL

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    • sliceo'pie says

      December 22, 2018 at 7:00 pm

      That’s how I’ve always done it. I just click on the title. Btw, I love your comments! They’re always interesting, sensible and often funny.

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  11. Bushwick says

    December 20, 2018 at 7:06 am

    Good recap. I wasn’t planning on watching anymore but your recaps drew me in!

    Danielle sucks. It’s so obvious why her marriage lasted 2 minutes.

    I was kind of sad as I watched because all of the veterans, especially Danielle and Teresa look so different from their first seasons. The pressure to look a certain way must be immense for them to alter their appearances so much. I couldn’t put my finger on why Teresa & Danielle look so different. Then I realized their faces have become puffy and waxy. WTF did they do to get this effect? It certainly couldn’t have been their intent.

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    • Floridagirl says

      December 21, 2018 at 7:19 am

      I was wondering the same thing about Teresa’s face. She looks so strangely different this season. Could she be taking some type of supplements during her body building regiment that is altering her facial appearance?

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      • Kal says

        December 22, 2018 at 11:32 pm

        It’s her negativity weighing on her face.

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  12. Bushwick says

    December 20, 2018 at 7:40 am

    Another thing about that C-word Danielle.

    When she insinuated in the most disgusting and derogatory way that Melissa and Jackie had a lesbian thing going on, I did a double take so hard, I hurt my neck. She clearly has no self awareness or long term memory. I couldn’t believe Danielle, “THE GAY ADVOCATE” went there after her huge beef with Joe Giudice, in season one about his gay slur.

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    • Bungalow Chris says

      December 20, 2018 at 1:19 pm

      Danielle was in a relationship with Lori Michaels. They sang a song together “So Close” on WWHL.

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      • Bushwick says

        December 20, 2018 at 3:59 pm

        Oh yes! That makes her even more infuriating. To be so demeaning about lesbian relationships when she herself was supposedly in one. Gay advocate my ass, Danielle is full of shit.

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  13. thill says

    December 20, 2018 at 7:56 am

    I will not watch this show as long as that gutter scum Danielle is on it. She literally turns my stomach.

    TT’s recaps are better than the show anyway.

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    • Mary says

      December 21, 2018 at 2:18 am

      I think the only reason I’m watching is because of Danielle.

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  14. Kate says

    December 20, 2018 at 8:05 am

    Danielle was also in a lesbian relationship and performed a song with her partner at the time “too close” on WWHL. She’s projecting

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    • Bungalow Chris says

      December 20, 2018 at 1:21 pm

      Whoops, didn’t read your comment until after I posted mine above. I agree, she is projecting.

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  15. Jaded says

    December 20, 2018 at 8:42 am

    I think Theresa’s real problem with Melissa is jealousy. Melissa has a husband who adores her. We all have seen how Joe Guidice treats Theresa. I really enjoy the Melissa and Joe scenes. I know I’m in the minority.

    Marty and Marge are also adorable.

    Hope we get to keep Jackie and she stays true to herself without bowing down to Theresa.

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    • Amanda says

      December 20, 2018 at 11:28 am

      I don’t think Jackie is going to bow down to queen Teresa. Her vocabulary alone makes her far superior.

      Marty and Marge are adorable! They seem to be the real deal. I like them.

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      • Jaded says

        December 20, 2018 at 11:33 am

        I hope you are right. I was a little concerned when Jackie called Dolores to find out how to deal with Theresa.

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        • Floridagirl says

          December 21, 2018 at 7:31 am

          I found it annoying how Dolores was rolling her eyes the whole time Jackie was talking to her.
          Dolores doesn’t want peace for this group. She’s the one who created the conflict at Marge’s house which started the fight all over again. I realize I do not like Dolores. I was hoping without Siggy we would see a nicer side to her. Not a chance. She is Teresa’s mouthpiece and is unnecessarily going after Melissa.

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      • Bungalow Chris says

        December 20, 2018 at 1:24 pm

        I agree regarding Jackie. I enjoy her scenes. She will not allow Teresa to bully her into submission. NOT gonna happen with Miss Jackie. Love her!

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    • KK says

      December 22, 2018 at 11:20 pm

      Bungalow Chris I’m with you. I do not mind the “yucky” scenes with Melissa and Joe. What is yuckier is Teresa’s low-key jealousy towards Melissa. Like she totally stirred the pot by claiming Melissa is keeping her husband away from Joe, and she plants it in her dad’s ear.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 22, 2018 at 11:27 pm

        I don’t mind them either or find them “yucky” I think they are sweet. I wish I was so fortunate.

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  16. samaraohara says

    December 20, 2018 at 9:27 am

    OK, I know some kids are loyal to their parents no matter how nuts they are. However, I do not understand why Danielle’s kids – who seem very sane – are so protective of someone who has a clear personality disorder. Her history is NOT someone who just made a few “mistakes” or was a wild child. She was engaged in seriously disturbing, criminal behavior. As much as I don’t like Theresa (I do think she is a great daughter/loving mom), I don’t even understand why she would want to engage with Danielle. Why do Danielle’s daughters see her as some kind of victim?

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    • Jaded says

      December 20, 2018 at 11:24 am

      Sometimes children dealing with a parent with a serious personality disorder recognize very early in their lives the only way to keep a relationship with that parent is to protect. The children don’t get protected because the parent is always the most important person but they continue to protect/care about the parent because it beats the alternative. I speak from experience.

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    • Floridagirl says

      December 21, 2018 at 7:36 am

      I think they are still young. Wait until they are adult children of this crazy mom and the reality kicks in. That will be a sad time for them.

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  17. Gigi says

    December 20, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Teresa is so jealous of Melissa. Always has been. Plus, she’s irate because she can’t “control” her brother, despite her telling all the women that you can “control” your husband. So a huge THANK YOU to Jackie for telling that moron the truth and not backing down to her, which everyone else does. Honestly? The ONLY reason RHONJ is still on the air is because of Teresa. Without her, what would the show be? A bunch of women who don’t do anything all day? I don’t care to watch anything about their kids or families, quite frankly. So just shut this franchise down, which Andy will never do since he has a crush on Teresa. Maybe Andy likes getting pushed around by her, who knows. Danielle is such a heinous monster, who in God’s name would want her mouth around any part of their body that is precious? She is garbage. Caroline had her pegged from Day One. All I know is that the only people I really enjoy watching are Marge and her husband. Everyone else is boring. Oh, also – and this is for that Dolores – who is she to stand behind Teresa when she can’t control her own husband/son/ex-husband/boyfriend? And I’m sick of hearing about old school crap too. (I watched an old season on and off ye

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    • gigi says

      December 20, 2018 at 10:55 am

      continued – I watched an old season yesterday and they kept saying “old school” so many times it was making me sick.

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      • Gapeachinsc says

        December 20, 2018 at 9:52 pm

        For what it’s worth, there really is an “old school” mentality among different ethnicities. I know in my family, most of us in my generation have let all that go, much to our older family members chagrin. I wonder if it’s cause we’re more educated and have scattered across the country and abroad? Anyway Some of us were raised to believe we can “control” (manipulate/ influence) our husbands/men by certain behaviors or phrasing things certain ways. Even the anniversary Masses are still part of something I reluctantly continue to participate in although once my mom is gone, if I don’t go first, I’ll no longer do that. I imagine I’ll still send Mass cards though ?.

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    • Kal says

      December 22, 2018 at 11:31 pm

      Gigi – “Teresa is so jealous of Melissa. Always has been. Plus, she’s irate because she can’t “control” her brother, despite her telling all the women that you can “control” your husband”. —
      –You summed it up right there!!! I cannot understand people who see Melissa as the problem Teresa throws jabs/stirs the pot, gets a negative reaction then gets mad at them. Why would she accuse Melissa of keeping Joe from his dad?

      Danielle-I used to feel sorry for Danielle back in the ‘table-flip’ episode. Danielle just seemed to wayward, lost, and wanted to be loved/liked despite everything about her. She had a really sad story-line about her childhood, I think. I wanted people to be less mean, but now I see how Danielle is really is in this episode. Like, I actually hope she is playing for the cameras. She is doing waaaay to much.

      Dolores–normally, I like, but she was wrong to be so involved in Teresa and Melissa mix. I know she knows them for like 20 years but it still doesn’t make someone right.

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  18. HereForTheTea says

    December 20, 2018 at 10:54 am

    I never read a recap before I watch the actual show but I happened to read this one and then was able to recognize and quickly fast forward through the scene of Joe sucking on Melissa toes. One cannot unsee that. Thank you for saving me from a brain worm, TT!

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  19. Amanda says

    December 20, 2018 at 11:34 am

    I always read this title as “Good Brunch Gone Bad” maybe because Marge had such an awesome looking spread going on and no one seemed to eat because screaming is much more enjoyable.

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  20. GLH says

    December 20, 2018 at 12:54 pm

    Dolores looked good without all the make-up and I really enjoyed seeing her go to the shelter and share everyones stories. It was like last season when she explained to Margaret how lonely it was for her after getting divorced as she focused all her energy on her husband and none on her frienships. When she opens up a little she’s actually worth watching, but sadly its a rare occurance… so still want her to hit the kerb if this franchise continues. I also think she might be slightly jelly of Danielle for some strange reason.

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  21. Bungalow Chris says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:38 pm

    Every scene with Danielle is some forced bull crap. Can’t stand it.
    Love Marge & her hubby, Jackie & her hubby, and Melissa & Joe.
    Delores is always riding up someone’s coat tails. Last few years it was Ziggy, this year it’s Teresa.
    Poor Teresa, not looking good as a blonde, hun. That screeching thing needs to end. Capiche???
    That Turkish gal, ?, so uninteresting.
    I love Marge’s candidness like with her boobs not standing up anymore. LOL
    Jackie may be younger than Teresa, but she’s light years more mature and more refined.
    Jackie is able to articulate her thoughts and handle her composure.
    Teresa is out classed by leaps and bounds.
    Jackie is a keeper.

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    • Khaal says

      December 22, 2018 at 11:35 pm

      Bungalow Chris — I’m so refreshed by Jackie. Like, she is not afraid of yelling-ass Teresa. Teresa expects family side with all her bad behavior. NO it’s not right. Teresa throws jab then gets offended when Melissa stands up for herself.

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      • tamaratattles says

        December 22, 2018 at 11:52 pm

        I love your comments and you need to choose a name. I consider myself sort of a lover of all things Arab as I was raised in Libya, but the choice is yours..xo ~ TT

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  22. Jrleaguer says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:41 pm

    Guess I am the only one that was disgusted by the Saint Delores routine. Going to a shelter and acting like you can “relate” to residents there turned my stomach. Those women are there because they have had the shit beaten out of them by partners and/or life and have no where else to turn to…not because their feelings got hurt because their FORMER husband did not tell her he was an idiot and threw away his law career. Delores has never had to worry about losing her house, or putting food on the table for her kids, or seeing daddy beat the stew out of mommy. Her biggest worry last year was being an empty nester and going over budget on her kitchen renovation. Those women have REAL problems, so shame on Delores AND Bravo for exploiting it for a storyline while the rest of the cast was away at that farce of a wedding.

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    • Bungalow Chris says

      December 20, 2018 at 1:50 pm

      Well said, Jrleaguer. I can’t relate to Delores at all. Even while divorced her ex provides for her and her kids. That’s not real suffering. Nothing compared to the obstacles & struggles of the woman at that shelter. Thank you for pointing that out and giving them a voice.

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    • Anita Bier says

      December 20, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      I agree with you 100%. It is great that she can donate or help out, but I would not listen to her preach. Especially going in there with a handbag that cost more than groceries for the entire month at the shelter.

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    • Spunky2015 says

      December 20, 2018 at 2:45 pm

      @JrLeaguer: Totally agree. Dolores saying “things will get better,” what a phoney to use those poor woman for a storyline.

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    • NancyintheSmokies says

      December 20, 2018 at 6:45 pm

      Delores never said she lost her house, but she lost her marriage and said she would walk all night long just to sleep. ICR!! Also the older lady who lost everything due to illness could easily have been me. I think it was a nice thing for her to do.

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  23. SabrinaToo says

    December 20, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    Danielle better not be dating Al. B Sure. I refuse to believe that.

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    • Sarah says

      December 23, 2018 at 12:14 am

      Oh Sabrina, I don’t know if it’s dating……but I saw a pic of them slobbering at a nightclub in Harlem. Sorry! True! Ahhhhh!!!!! ? I’m with ya!

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  24. NICOLE says

    December 20, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    TT I’m you enjoyed your wine last night:) love the recap! I thought of you immediately last night, when they showed a preview of the rest of the season at the end of the episode… Did you see Milania singing at some little impromptu concert Teresa probably put together for her? then all of a sudden and fetty wap shows up and she goes running to hug him like they’re old pals?! It made me wanna throw up. How unbelievably inappropriate of Teresa to push this interaction with FW :[

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  25. NANCYINTHESMOKIES says

    December 20, 2018 at 2:05 pm

    So happy good things are happening for you!! I am LIVING for Jackie. Yes, Jackie, yes!!! Go get her!! Marge is my all time favorite HW. Ever. Her husband reminds me of Terry a little. He’s a mensch. (Sp?). Danielle and Marty-geesh!! She is a See You Next Tuesday. Loved the scene with Joe and Melissa and Teresa. That was sweet. Teresa is terrible at communicating. Duh!! Nice recap!!

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    • Kipper says

      December 20, 2018 at 5:49 pm

      I still haven’t watched any of NJ this season! That said I am having Marge withdrawal symptoms,..desire to put my 2 inch hair (only on the top mind you) into ponytails…need need to make whip smart comebacks in my imaginary talking head…and of course complain about my breasts no longer being located where they used to be…Love her! I haven’t deleted this episode yet so…we’ll see!

      Glad you were able to break out the champs and drink from your fancy stemware last night after some great news Tamara! Hope today is going super duper as well.

      Happy holidays everyone!

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      • Katherine 2.0 says

        December 20, 2018 at 6:42 pm

        Love her, too. She’s a broad’s broad. And she weathered that Siggy Storm like a champ.

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  26. Cheryle says

    December 20, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    New ones could learn from Jackie. She came in, all composed and is already well-liked. She knows how to articulate herself without screetching and is smart enough to not be offensive. Jennifer on the other hand, acts like a demeaning, bragging phoney.

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  27. Cho says

    December 20, 2018 at 6:00 pm

    I’m pretty sure TT did a blind on S&D. The things they have been doing behind the scenes are pretty disgusting. It definitely makes it hard to like her this season even though she seems really sensible and normal.

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  28. BravoLaLa says

    December 21, 2018 at 2:08 am

    I’m in the depression boat too. Actually, I might be the boat and these recaps & comments are keeping me a float..sorta. So thanks!
    I feel like like I’m always on the wrong team on this site but I think it’s all in fun so nothing personal. I like Tre! She made season 1 and 2. I have a soft spot for people that dense. I think Jacqueline was much more calculating and that’s not fun to watch. This new Jackie (I thought her name was Jennifer) has newbie syndrome (Meghan, Gina, Kenya, Ashley) Let’s go toe to toe with the a vet, as masterminded by their nemisis. Most times it’s a fail because they dont have another storyline buuut she takes on Jennifer so this might be the best so far.
    Danielle was almost so close to being tolerable. She made season 1 too. She got a little single white female on Dina season 2 but that chase through the Posche show redeemed it. Last year she was a good ally;this year.I get being excited after 19 engagements but this aint it. And if Al B Sure is dating her, I am assuming he’s lost it due to the passing of the beautiful, elegant Kim Porter.
    Also, just watched a reunion from when the mystery stylist revealed that Melissa was allegedly a stripper. They kept asking who Jacqueline was texting that night and she wouldnt tell Tre. Now it makes sense: It had to be Dolores. Dolores is not family or a friend. Just a jerk who flips on Teresa. Not cool.

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  29. marc says

    December 21, 2018 at 7:58 am

    Just watched this episode. Danielle is playing it up for the cameras & grasping for a diamond which I believe is well out of her grasp.I usually love her low rent drama school antics but this is just too trashy for me. I really dont like the new girls either but look forward to the rest of the season. I loved the Melissa Joe & Theresa reconciliation & the little one getting fitted for his communion attire. Jersey has always been about family for me & I admit I can completely relate to the Guidice/ Gorga dynamic. I like Dolores Frank & Frankie scenes but dont have a clue as to what is going on behind the scenes in real life. Hoping T.T throws us a blind item post on the truth of their situation. I bet its salicious as all get out.

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  30. Navymommy says

    December 21, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    Do 16,822 bathrooms compensate for disgusting table manners? Does no one in this family chew with their mouth closed or sit up straight instead of elbows, chest and hair slouching all over the meal?

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  31. Bri says

    December 22, 2018 at 7:22 pm

    I guess I’m in a tribe all by myself bc for the first time ever I’m team Teresa. I get what she’s saying that Melissa could suggest that Joe go see their dad more often. I do get the sense that Melissa is just fine with Teresa doing all the work and Joe and Melissa just enjoying their little family, that puts even more of a burden on Melissa since she’s already taking care of 4 kids by herself. Jackie is passive aggressive af and I can see why melissa was pissed. Jackie hit below the belt with that line about Teresa’s husband. Melissa is the one that wants it both ways… she was the one that pointed out Teresa not sticking up for her and Teresa’s rebuttal was that Melissa didn’t stick up for her with Jackie either. Dolores was great this season, Melissa is fake and does pretend to be perfect. Dolores has every right to say that to her face… Melissa talked shit about Dolores and then smiles in her face. Dolores was just repeating what Teresa told her and taking a vacation on the anniversary of your mom’s death is in poor choice… that’s not an attack it’s opinon so Teresa didn’t need to stand up for Melissa since Dolores was right.

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  32. Sarah says

    December 23, 2018 at 12:32 am

    You’re not alone. Melissa admits she wasn’t raised as family oriented as Joe and Teresa.
    She could suggest Joe go eat tacos ? with the girls and Nono on a weeknight and come right home, or take him on the dinner portion of their date night once a month, then drop him back off. (No big deal, right?). It’s certainly understandable Joe has to work. While she doesn’t control him, we all control how we deliver a message or information. If anyone is aware of the TREMENDOUS INFLUENCE Melissa has over Joe, it’s Teresa. She could gently steer him or help him fit things into their schedule that included Nono. Nono pointed Melissa out too for neglecting him.
    Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES was that fair to bring up Joe Giudice, especially with kids in earshot. Could Teresa have controlled him? No! She still doesn’t know what they plead to or that she agreed to go to jail. We aren’t dealing with rocket scientists. I think we saw the root of the issue. She has so much heartache and regret from the time away from her mother, and she doesn’t want that for Joe. The Gorgas love each other, and I’d HATE to see them go back down this road. Melissa needs to be quiet, and the new girl needs to learn some boundaries. I understand Teresa doesn’t have good delivery, but she isn’t trying to attack Melissa. She wants her brothers help and some positivity, not him coming over screaming “YOU TOLD MY WIFE BLAH BLAH” been there….makes me want to turn it off…

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