It seems like a million years to me since the last episode of RHOA and literally I have slept at least half the time since the last episode. Oh here is some tea, which is probably obvious but was admitted to me by a source, the reason RHOOC reunion is on right after this is for the RHOA lead-in, yet Married to Medicine who has already been picked up for another season is being dicked around with by Bravo.
I PROMISE you I have a very good source, but nothing they are saying makes a lot of sense and the source agrees with me at times while still defending the ratings in “the only group that matters for ads” about this shitastic season. It makes no sense to me but I am not a Bravo suit.
I have two Christmas movies to get to where I will likely sing to the dog after this and RHOOC so I am ready to get on with it since Banjo has been in a funk along with me because I don’t maintain his regimented schedule: Afternoon pee. Random pets, 7 pm dinner with a special flair for the kibble which is now at 6 pm because he DOES NOT FALL BACK, addition pee break in the middle of an 8 pm recap, a poop break during the 9 pm recap, or perhaps ten, and more water shortly thereafter. He’s such a taskmaster.
In other news, Andy Cohen is so thirsty to be on camera or on the radio that he does IG stories all day, I have to say I really like them because they are in NYC and it’s all very exciting to me. Anyway today or yesterday it was Santa Con and he talked to two black female cops. One told him to bring back Phaedra and the other told him to bring back Kenya. I love how he likes to pretend that is up to him (it isn’t, he is no longer a suit and is a producer in name only which means he gets the episodes in advance.) He does have the ear of the real suits, so… “potato, Potahto” I guess.
Sorry I got distracted by 60 minutes and want to know if I can wrap books for the Juvenile Delinquent Center in my area.
Okay on to much more important things /eyeroll
In other news, Nene is out celebrating her birthday and WHOOPING IT UP as Vicki would say. She need a whole week for this. While this cute if life is good… Le Sigh.
Holy Hell. Leon stayed the night night with Cynthia. Not like that but GURL… you need to make this work. He is miles about this Mike Hill dude. We neeeeeeeed more Leon. Please girlfriend. Make this happen. Noelle is going to Howard to study dentistry. I know you fools think that Cynthia is boring but that was probably the best scene of this episode. Co-parenting with sexy, hot as hell dad.
I didn’t even both to post the story about how Shamari and Ron owe nearly a half a million dollars to the IRS and basically said they had more important things to spend their money on. But they are going out with Kandi and Todd. No one cares about the Shamari and Ron being in an open relationship. Or Kandi’s. Do you. No one cares. Blah, blah, blah Dennis tattoos names oh himself from everyone.
It’s time for a Tanya scene. I have gotten eleventy billion offers for interviews with Tanya. The only person who has offered more is …well no one… but Leanne Locken is a close second. I really don’t want to know or meet or talk to these people in real life. I learned that a long time ago. That said, Tanya has long dollars and Nene’s dollar is dwindling.
Porsha and Kandi go to lunch. Kandi brings up all the tattoos on Dennis. My narcolepsy is falling in for real. Not just because this is boring. It’s a real thing with me. I just want to go to sleep. Kandi just wants Porsha to take things slow. Porsha is not listening.
Cynthia and her kid go out with Leon. Cynthia wants to let her kid drink. I love Leon. He is the sanity of this scene.
I’m telling you right now I cannot do a RHOOC reunion tonight. Sorry. I’ll do it tomorrow.
Nene has a Boobs and Bourbon party as one does when your husband has cancer. I’m so tired. And what goes better with a Bourbon party than a wine tasting. Oh, Nene. Your hood never fails to show.
Yovanna seems to be a huge problem from the start. I need for this to be over, it’s my nap time. I hate almost everyone on this show.
I love how Kandi says that Nene and Gregg met at the strip club. Then Nene calls out all the college educated people. That’s really funny.
Then Yovanna???? Who Dis Bitch? Says that she was besties with Eva in college. Say what?
The trip to Chateau Elan is supposed to be Gregg’s idea for a couples trip. Apparently, Yovanna or whatever her name is hooked up with Dennis. But did she get a tattoo? I really need to sleep again. So sorry y’all. I can’t with Orange County Reunion tonight. I promise to make it up to you tomorrow.
I am so over Bravo.
Porsha tells Dennis she is pregnant.