Andy tells Jax right off the top that he looks like season one Jax again. He’s lost a lot of weight, thirty-five pounds! Has he gone off the recreational drugs as well? He does look a lot healthier than usual tonight. Brittanny is very self-concious about her smile because she had to have an emergency root canal the day before and part of her mouth is still numb.
Chelsea and Vanessa from the new show Unanchored are the bartenders. This show is getting the royal treatment. I plan to watch again tonight at 10 if I can stay awake. There are a lot of people for my alcohol-soaked brain to keep straight but so far, I’m still in!
Andy seems drunk and high tonight. Britanny explains that the reason she was wearing surgical gloves while doing her hair and makeup was because she has eczema and at that time it was flaring up on her hands and she had little cuts that were painful if anything got on them.
Brittany’s mom is in the front row of the audience. Both Brittany and her mom have on too much makeup as if they did it Kentucky-style themselves rather than letting the professionals handle it. Jax’s suit is too tight and he’s clearly never been taught to unbutton his suit when he is seated. Perhaps there is something on the thin white dress shirt underneath he doesn’t want show? He pulled on it and fidgets the entire show on through the aftershow. His clothes just seem too small despite is considerable weight loss.
Andy read the same intro twice. He’s lit up like a Hanukkah candle tonight.
Brittany says that James’ rap repeated the offense term over and over and over it was the entire song, not just a one time lyric.
In a bunch of questions about the other cast and who is most likely to do something untoward at the wedding, Tom Schwartz was picked for getting a lap dance at the bachelor party, getting the drunkest, disappearing for an hour and it seemed like they were going to say him for having a fight with their partner but decided to say that is everyone. I’m guessing this isn’t the best season for Katie and Schwartz.
Some asks if Jax is still seeing the Reiki master. Brittany sternly shakes her head and says no as Jax tries to get a no to come out and it does. I think he was just amused by the term “reiki master.” Andy asks if Jax “allows” Brittany to call him Jason. What is this 1947? She says yes, but she met him as Jax so she prefers to call him that unless they are visiting his family.
A caller asks if they are still using the pray and spray method of birth control. They are uncomfortable by the question with Brittany’s mother sitting right there. Jax says they plan to have children right away after they get married.
Brittany was asked how she felt with she saw that Katie said it was too soon for her to get married when talking to Kristen and Stassi on her engagement day. She says she was a bit upset to see that but she knows that Katie and her friends are just trying to look out for her. She says Katie is very happy for them now and she is one of her very best friends. She also says she knows the fans are not going to believe that Jax has changed but he has and we will all see it play out.
The wedding is planned for next summer in Kentucky and a lot of the cast will be in it. It’s clearly a spinoff and I feel like it could have already been taped or maybe it will tape in February for Valentines day. If the actual wedding is in the summer, it may be a year from now before we see it on the next season of VPR.
They both agree on the game about everything, sex at least three times a week, they will not be signing a prenup, Brittany wears the pants in the relationship, they want three kids, it is okay to watch porn, love is more important than money, and they will take their kids to church. They only disagreed on how many times to go to Kentucky each year, Brittany said all the time and Jax said three or four times a year. Andy gave them a toaster for winning the game. He oddly tried to sign it with a sharpie.
On to the after show. On the after show someone asks why James wasn’t fired for what he said about Jax and Faith during his performance. Jax seems pissed that he wasn’t. I don’t think James lasts the entire season though. I could be wrong but I haven’t seen him advertising CUNextTuesday in quite a while though he has had other gigs.
Both Brittany and Jax are very fond of Lala and Randall and spend a lot of time with them and could not be happier about their engagement. They think they are waiting two years to get married. That’s interesting.
Brittany’s mom said she did have concerns about Jax in the beginning but she knew that if anyone could get him on the straight and narrow it was Brittany and once she met him she really liked him and feels that she was also a positive influence on turning him around. Jax agrees and says that Britanny’s entire family has been a good influence on him. Andy says that at the last reunion, he really noticed the change in Jax after his father died and has total faith in his new outlook on life.
They invite him to the wedding and he agrees to come and then says, “Oh wait, we will probably be shooting it.” The suits don’t like for him to be at Bravo weddings and didn’t let him go to Bethenny’s. He’s never been to a Bravo wedding.
Jax asked if he was confirming that Bravo was shooting it and he said, “I mean I certainly hope they are!”
Jax really did have a whole different aura about him and he could not stop touching Brittany or at least her chair of the after show. It was very sweet and he seems genuinely in love to me.