It’s time to listen to old ladies screaming at each other with their tits hanging out. Apparently, during the lunch break there was some bickering that we missed between Vicki and Kelly. Vicki apologizes for repeating the rumor that Kelly does cocaine. She should not have repeated it. Kelly sort of apologizes for calling Vicki names on Twitter.
It’s time for Shannon’s segment. Aren’t they all Shannon’s segments? As of the taping her divorce was not finale. This is mostly because David refused to hire a lawyer and is representing himself. David has moved in with his girlfriend and her kids. Shannon’s girls like the new girlfriend. There was a rumor that the new girlfriend is pregnant. Shannon claims she could not confirm or deny the rumor. It looks like she believes it though. Oh they have moved into a big house in a gated community and this seems to piss Shannon off since she had to endure living in a paltry 4,000 square foot rental house after they separated. Shannon cries when she talks about the kids and the time they spend with David. It seems like that would be very difficult.
Shannon looks great by the way. She talks about her issues with weight. Andy rolls of the clip of Vicki saying that Shannon was an extra large and Vicki is a medium. Vicki says she was buying it large for her to sleep in because they are not going to wear those shirts out.
On to Emily and the multiple attacks on her marriage by everyone. Much screaming occurs. Somehow this segment becomes about Shannon. Again. Shannon thinks that she is less reactive this season. She is the only one who thinks that. I totally zoned out during this part. Shannon thinks that Emily verbally attacked her on the golf course. She didn’t. But Emily apologizes anyway.
Once again we try to roll out Emily’s package, the miscarriages and the situation with her mother. Emily cries through the whole package. Emily says that her mom is doing a lot better. Emily talks about all the nasty things people said to her about her body on social media. They would DM her on IG with all sorts of awful messages about how she is fat and unhealthy and ask her how she could go out in public like that.
Tamra says that Spencer has been living with her since he was fourteen. His father would not allow him to be on the show, but when he turned 18 he was able to make the decision for himself. Tamra’s daughter is off at college. Tamra says she texts her once a month but she does not respond to the texts. Eddie continues to have issues with his heart. While the atrial fib has stopped, the doctors think he has probably had a heart condition for most of his life. He still needs another procedure to close a hole they made during previous surgeries now that it seems to have worked. They have sold their new house because as Tamra says, “the house didn’t like them.” Tamra lives in Vicki’s neighborhood now. So does Gina.
Apparently, Shannon gets mad at people when she sees the episodes. She was apparently really pissed with Tamra for making the comments about her no knowing that water isn’t free. That aired around Tamra’s birthday party in real time so she did not attend. She says Tamra didn’t invite her. Vicki didn’t go either because Kelly was invited. Tamra says Shannon sends her paragraphs about what a horrible friend she is.
Shannon and Tamra had some sort of huge falling out when they were in NYC to film WWHL. It seems to be about Shannon using Tamra’s makeup artist. Maybe. I am just praying for this to be over and hoping there is not a third part to this reunion.
Gina and Tamra both came after Shannon for having a boyfriend during filming while pretending like she wasn’t dating. Tamra tells Shannon she always plays the victim. Shannon somehow comes full circle and starts talking about how David cheated on her. Tamra says we know that Shannon, it’s been five years!
Next time on part three: Ugh. More screaming about the same old things.