Well, last week’s recap only got 19 comments which makes it clear we are already over this season. We are really not into Porsha and Dennis or any of the other storylines so far. Kandi’s surrogacy story might be interesting but I really don’t expect her to share much with us. Let’s see what the suits think we want to watch this week.
How the hell did Dennis get all of his businesses on the show? If they are indeed his businesses. I think what Dennis really does is invest in established businesses. How many long scenes do we need of Porsha and Dennis professing their undying love for each other?
Marlo, Kandi, Cynthia and Nene go to lunch together. Marlo is in a full sequined dress in the middle of the day and yet she starts shading Cynthia Bailey’s style. Shut up Marlo. Cynthia randomly announces that her freak number has gone up since she started dating Mike. And then, Kandi drops the news that Dennis has tattoos of other women’s names and faces on his body, he gave another woman a Rolex just like he gave Porsha and he was dating someone else as recently as a month ago. Seriously. Is Dennis holding a peach this season because he seems like the lead character. The ladies decide not to tell Porsha any of this information.
Eva’s mother is in town to go wedding dress shopping with her and her friend Ebony joined them. The dresses were all gorgeous. She definitely wants a ball gown. Eva loves them all but her mother is incredibly picky. She has issues with everything.
Shamari’s twins were not born at the same time. They had to take one of them early because he was in danger of dying in the womb. That’s odd. They are celebrating the boys’ first birthday, but they really don’t have the same birthday. How does that work? Do they just pick a date? Are we going to hear about Shamari’s open relationship in every episode? Is this the storyline they found so compelling about her? Ron is not happy that she is putting their intimate details out there for everyone to see.
Eva and her mother go to dinner at a Turkish restaurant. For some reason they didn’t show me the name. I am hungry for some kebabs and kufta. Eva argues with her mother about inviting too many people to her wedding. Eva cries while her mother ignores her. She goes to the bathroom and a producer comes in to comfort her. Mama is busy eating her kufta before it gets cold.
Gregg gets news that there are microscopic cancer cells circulating in his blood and he needs to do chemo. Gregg doesn’t want to do it.
Shamari has invited over 150 people for the “kids party” during their nap time. Ace is getting so big! He’s adorable. Nene and Porsha didn’t attend. Porsha doesn’t seem to care for Shamari and Nene… perhaps she decided to stay with Gregg. Although she has been flying here, there and everywhere through all the time he’s had cancer. Eva and her husband and kids arrive at the party right when Shamari is letting us know she doesn’t like Eva because at Cynthia’s BBQ Eva said Shamari was most in need of a makeover. It’s true though. Shamari needs a stylist. Kandi is on Shamari’s side and doesn’t seem to care for Eva.
Apparently, I misunderstood the story about the twins’ birthday. They were born at the same time. Which means the most interesting part of this episode never really happened.
Kandi tells Don Juan about the Dennis situation. He tells Kandi that she should not say anything to Porsha. No good will come of that. That’s when Kandi says that someone from the girls lunch told Porsha. My money is on Marlo. Porsha is pissed. Dennis called all of his exes to interrogate them. It’s a mess. Kandi thinks it was Nene who told Porsha. Maybe so, but my money is still on Marlo. Porsha is pissed.
Cynthia has a wine tasting. Porsha and Kandi are the first to get to the venue and tensions are high. Cynthia invited the old school ladies and announced that she is opening a wine bar. Nene denies telling Porsha anything, but in her confessionals Porsha admits it was Nene. Porsha announces that Dennis has already tattooed her name on him. Cynthia’s hair looks ridiculous in this scene so of course Porsha tells her it looks great. Porsha says she is very secure in her relationship.
Next week: Kandi and Porsha continue to butt heads. Porsha tells Dennis she’s pregnant. Nene and Gregg plan a couples trip to Chateau Elan.