I relax by watching someone else make an ass of themselves (for a change). Enter, 90 Day Fiancé. There’s the unfortunate coupling of Eric (the oldest 40 year old in recorded history) and Indonesian socialite Leida. Their pathetic attempt to kick Tasha out of her apartment (my name is on the lease, bitch) will make you laugh. Allessandro, sweating his life away on a blow-up couch, will make you cry. Colt, Larissa, and Debbie are a thirsty throuple. I try to avoid social media saturation. I just want to watch 90DF. But their outside drama is so big it overshadows the show. I’m tempted to fast forward, if only to save myself from screaming every time Colt drawls, “Darlin’.” Steven and Olga are struggling. They’ve left the safe confines of the hospital and Steven is cycling. I’m genuinely scared for Olga and the baby. Ashley and Jay might actually stand a chance. She loves him almost as much as she loves drama. Almost. Kalani continues to test Asuelu, with help from her inappropriate family. Asuelu takes a bold stance against condoms and slut people. Maybe Kalani deserves him after all? And Fernanda finally faces an obstacle Jonathan can’t just throw money at: his disapproving family. Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers
In tonight’s episode, Colt strings Larissa along about moving out (even though he’ll never follow through); Steven continues to harrass Olga; Fernanda tries to charm Jonathan’s controlling mother; Ashley and Jay create wedding drama; Asuelu tries to out-diva Kalani; And Eric and Leida reach a breaking point (dun dun dun). So, tell us what you think. Who is tonight’s biggest disappointment? Any heroes? Has Colt finally bought a damn couch? Has Eric? Who are your favorite family members? (Kalani’s mom, Tasha, Leida’s sister Reina) Who is your love-to-hate in the main cast? (Debbie) Spill it all here, among friends (the way it should be).