We are four minutes in and I have nothing to report. It’s basically a commercial for the episode we are about to suffer through together.
We begin with the Tres Amigas. They have agreed not to rehash past issues. They had such a great time in Mexico. Gina jumps right in to argue with Vicki about a comment she made at the grandma party about never wanting to be that young girl going out to bars again with regard to Gina and her birthday party. I don’t see the problem with this Vicki is old enough to be Gina’s mother. It’s great that she finally wants to grow up and stop dancing on bars in Mexico. This is not an argument Gina needs to be having. Andy points out Vicki’s hypocrisy and Kelly backs up Andy. Vicki sort of apologies to Gina for… who knows what.
Kelly is already trying to come for Emily any way she can. It’s ridiculous. She is loaded for bear. Kelly also wants to come for Vicki from trying to act her age more this season because Steve told her not to embarrass herself. Now Vicki is denying that Steve told her to try to behave herself. Kelly and Vicki randomly go back and forth over nothing. Kelly is there to brawl with whoever will get in the ring with her,
Blah, blah, blah couples therapy, divorce, marriage. Debate about Steve and Vicki actually getting married. I’m bored. Talk about Brooks. Vicki is going to sue Brooks for money he owes her. She will be wasting her time. She gave him all that money. They believe that Brooks studied the show to deliberately con Vicki. Why are we still talking about this?
Both Gina and Shannon thought coming on the show when their marriage was broken would actually help them fix their relationships. Matt’s job refused to allow him to do the show. Gina and Matt have not told the kids about the divorce yet. She tells the kids that her small house is for when she is working. Gina cries about her divorce and she feels bad that the family is not all together. Shannon says she and David fought throughout their entire marriage and it wasn’t good for the girls. Gina almost admitted that her husband had an affair. Gina says that she was offended by Vicki’s comments about her not having a moral compass because she is agnostic. She says that she might get into heaven before Vicki.
I’m bored and possibly getting a headache or having an aneurism or something.
Kelly and Vicki have not spoken since filming. Vicki says Steve and Michael are not close anymore because of all the drama of their double dating situations. Michael is dating someone new. Everyone thinks Vicki was wrong for not telling Kelly about introducing a friend to Michael. Vicki tells Kelly that Michael said it was fourteen years of hell being married to Kelly. These two really hate each other. Did we miss something that happened because they were fine on the show from what I remember. This makes no sense.
Why are we flashing back to the Irish van ride from hell? Vicki did trash Kelly in Ireland but they seemed to put that behind them. Why is Kelly losing her mind on social media about Vicki now? Vicki says she doesn’t think that Kelly ever loved Michael and all of her relationships are about money. Kelly says that Steve does Vicki’s dirty work online because people think Vicki is a piece of shit. Steve talked to Page Six about the dramatic double date situation. Why are we still talking about this? Vicki calls Kelly a loud mouth, Kelly calls Vicki a liar. Vicki randomly throws out “I don’t do cocaine!” And here we go… Kelly says Vicki does edibles. Andy and Tamra keep interjecting that pot is legal. Vicki denies that she does pot in any form. Kelly plays the mother card and Vicki shoots back that she is never with Jolie. Kelly says Vicki is a liar. Kelly cries. Vicki says that Michael told her that he keeps Jolie on lots of Kelly’s weeks with Jolie because Kelly travels a lot. I believe that. Just look at her Instagram. She’s always off somewhere. Everyone seems to be on Kelly’s side. Emily’s dress choice is unfortunate and too tight.
Vicki says that Kelly talks horribly about her on Vicki. Kelly calls her a pig for social media. They both sort of apologize and break for lunch. Tamra tells Vicki she can’t accuse people of using drugs. Vicki is still on the couch next to Shannon and says both she and Shannon heard that but they don’t have any actual evidence. Kelly screams at production to give he a minute. Then Kelly calls Michael crying. Kelly says she wants to hit Vicki so bad.
Next week: More of the same boring shit.