I really hope that RHOOC Reunion is not going to air after RHOA every Sunday because this schedule is brutal for bloggers. Let’s see what is going on this week in the ATL.
We start with Kandi and Todd at Dr. Jackie’s office. They want to talk to her about what to do with the two eggs they have left. They are thinking about using a surrogate to carry their babies from here on out because Kandi has fibroids and doesn’t want to go through the surgery to remove them again. Plus the fibroids make her a high risk pregnancy. Todd wants to do two surrogates at the same time.
I don’t understand why one surrogate can’t take both embryos at once. I remember when I was teaching, a fellow teacher had multiple embryos implanted and what seemed to me very late in the pregnancy had what I think is called selection reduction where one of the embryos was, um aborted. This of course was the talk of the school all year. My point is, people have twins all the time. I think two embryos would be just fine. This is probably why I am not a doctor. Todd doesn’t want to leave any embryos behind. Then Dr. Jackie says they are looking at between $90K-$130K per surrogate. WTF do they need all of that money for? Dr. Jackie has a patient who has been a surrogate before. Oh wait. Suddenly the twin thing is an option.
For Eva to be a “top model” Her poses before her scenes are plum awful. I’m just saying. Eva and Mike chat at a cigar bar about the wedding. Is she pregnant while smoking this cigar? She looks like it an I can’t remember. I guess you don’t inhale cigar smoke thought so???Oh she is drinking a Moscow Mule so maybe she isn’t. I can’t remember the timeline.
Dennis and Porsha go to meet Dennis’s mother for dinner. It’s Porsha’s first time meeting his mother so she arrives in a virginal white dress. His mom wears satanic red. Porsha gives the mom a Louis Vuitton zipper wallet for her birthday. She’s unaffected and onto Porsha’s attempts to butter her up. Mama is not happy that Dennis declared his love for
being on a TV show Porsha on the first night. She thinks they are moving way too fast. But filming season happens when it happens, Mama! Mama wants a prenup. I am not sure Dennis actually owns the things he says he owns. He may have a small partnership in the companies. Or maybe he has money. But Mama Joyce’s streets sure are talking.
I think this thing between Mike and Cynthia might be for real y’all. She says they talk eight or nine times a day.
Apparently, Shamari is going to be the new Phaedra. She’s having a birthday party for her one year old twins and has invited a hundred people. Shamari drops a bomb on her mother-in-law while shopping for expensive cakes. She and Ron almost divorced at one point and they also had an open relationship for a year and a half. Shamari wanted to have a relationship with another woman.
The Original Hot Dog Factory has delivered all kinds of hot dogs to Cynthia’s party. I hear their hot dogs are fantastic and I keep meaning to get over there but that would require showering and putting on clean clothes and the forecast for that happening any time soon is dim. This is the first time all the girls have been invited to Lake Bailey.
Eva is working so hard to get in with Nene, she has even invited her to be at her wedding. She continues to come for Cynthia which is a mistake. Eva says that Cynthia paid Will to date her. I heard the same thing from my trusted sources. Tanya makes her debut at Cynthia’s party as Nene’s friend. Or as Nene says one of her clients at her store. None of this is true, she is straight from central casting just like Shamari. And Eva. They have the same birthday. Shamea and Lauren come with Porsha to the party. Eva is still trash talking Shamea. Porsha and Shamea look really pretty in their dressed down looks. Less makeup is a good thing for both of them. Shamea is pregnant.
I really want to like Eva, but it’s hard work to even try. I love that she made a pineapple upside down cake in a cast iron skillet. Is she from the south? Kandi doesn’t seem to be into Shamari. That makes two of us. Shamari verifies that Porsha’s giant ass is real and she’s had it since they went to high school together. I still say she has made it bigger since she has been on the show.
It’s time to play pass the peach, a game that went on behind the scenes with Shamari and Tanya and a couple of others throughout the filming season. In this version, you pass the peach and have to answer a question. Production makes sure the questions are super messy.
Marlo says that in the past Porsha was the biggest liar but currently that title goes to Eva. Eva is not having this. Then Marlo calls her basic. Somehow this veers off course to Eva’s treatment of Shamea. Then Cynthia confronts Eva about saying that Cynthia paid will to date her. Kandi joins in on the trash Eva train regarding Shamea. Eva seems to be the one that will be ostracized this season. This suits me just fine.
Kandi says Porsha is the freakiest in bed but tries to keep it a secret. Kandi says that Porsha does backdoor and her freak number is a ten. Then Shamari admits she has been in an open relationship. Nene seems very interested in this. Kandi says she is not into open relationships. I think she and Todd both have to be present for their kinky times.
Next week: Things about Dennis continue to come out. Eva struggles with wedding plans. Gregg’s cancer is back.