It’s been a full week since 90 Day Fiancé took us on a field trip through Olga’s womb and I’m finally recovered enough to turn my TV on again. I’m not sure what traumatised me more, the Russian vivisection or Steven’s bad attitude. Either way, my Thanksgiving feast dulled the pain and I’m ready for tonight’s new episode.
Warning: This post (and comments) could contain 90DF spoilers
In lieu of recaps, we’re going to try weekly discussion posts for all things 90 Day Fiancé. Who infuriates you this week? Who surprises you? Do any of these couples stand a chance?
In tonight’s episode, Steven continues to lash out at Olga. How dare she (fill in the blank)? He deserves (fill in the blank). She better (fill in the blank). Trapped in a car with a belligerent Steven, Olga is forced to face the truth of her imperfect reality. Back in the United States, I-don’t-care-if-he-cheats Ashley wants us to believe she’s questioning Jay’s fidelity. Leida kicks Tasha out of her apartment. And by her apartment, I mean Tasha’s. And by apartment, I mean shithole. Larissa throws a fit when Colt calls another woman, “Darlin’.” Asuelu thinks babies are strong like coconut so Kalani labels him dangerous. And Jonathan’s mother breaks Fernanda’s heart by suggesting they postpone the wedding.
Enjoy the show but come back to vent. It’s best to get it out amongst friends.
I’ll miss the recaps…
Thanks, EnglishRose. I enjoyed writing them. I’ll bring them back if life eases up a little. ❤️
Thank you Lady Cocotte for any recaps, discussions, or whatever you choose to do.
I have a little less than two hours until COLTEE sounds like he pulled a boner (he’s such a stud!! Hope he can control his little “COLTEE”. Lol.
I always look for familiar sights when he’s going to and from work, just in case I can manage to run into them. I would probably hear Larissa before seeing them.
These trainwrecks are AWESOME
I cant get Colt’s pillowy white legs out of my mind. It was fascinating and horrifing at the same time.
Hahahahaha one too!!!!!
Me*
Well with the Vegas threesome, I learned what picanha is.
I love the Russian scenes and wish that was an entire show of it’s own. I love traveling internationally alone, it sort of feels like you are getting away with something and you have complete freedom. What I do not is DRIVE. I am shocked this kid is so good about driving and knowing where he is going and how to navigate the roundabouts. That is probably just me.
The Jamaican guy is a cheater. He’s too young to get married. I just started watching but I will be back for these comments. Thanks Lady C for giving us a place to chat Sunday nights are really busy for me at the moment.
Do they not have bikes in Samoa? Oh wait, they do he just never got to have one. This is hilarious. I want to marry this guy.
I love Jax’s swirly hairdo in Chicago. And yes I know that is not his name. I stupidly like this relationship, This is probably because I really suck at relationships. I even argue with Banjo. Because he is wrong. A lot. And I am always right. Facts are facts. 🙂
OMG I do not need to see Colt in shorts. His crotch is… I mean make it stop. I have a Brazilian niece which means the entire Brazilian community comes to our holiday events. Never once have any of the done this weird thing she does with the hard e on the end of her words. It’s weird.
The Jamaican’s hair messes up the continuity of the editing. It seems to grow really fast and is in most photos nothing like how it looked all cleaned up by the barber last week. Also he is more immature than the Samoan. He’s literally drinking juice boxes.
It looks like next week I will be completely over the Samoan.
I feel bad for the Samoan guy. He wasn’t prepared to be a father, but is at least trying. His fiance and her family are just mean to tje poor guy.
He needs to head home and forget this all happened. Unfortunately that also means he’ll never see his son again.
I love juice boxes!
These train wreck relationships are hilarious (until there’s a baby. Some people just should not reproduce.)
I do like Olga’s zen moments. Steven seems to have numerous emotional/parental issues to overcome and is verbally abusive. Hope Olga figures this out.
The Samoan, although big and sweet, is a simpleton and would get on my nerves quickly. I understand Kalani saying it would be like having two children if she married him. And does she really think he could support a family?
Both situations are text book cases of Baby Daddy 101 – What Not to Look For.
Colt and Larissa — wow! A sofa, a car, Mommy, and arrests for domestic abuse. Now that makes for a rock solid marriage. Can’t wait to see how this turns out.
A lot of the TLC staged “events” are ridiculous; however, the relationships are even more ridiculous and I don’t know why I can’t quit watching the idiocy and lunacy. Guess that make me right there with them!
Eric shocked and infuriated me when he suggested that his young daughter move into a hourly or daily rate motel. That just doesn’t seem safe at all. He also let his fiancée tell his daughter that she needs to get out. I think that was their first meeting?
I think the fiancée from Mexico is the only relationship that has a chance because their drama seems staged. Ashley is rediculous and is old enough to know better. This guy is too young and not ready to commit.
I feel sad for Olga she seems like a sweet girl that is in a bad situation. Larissa must really be desperate. Living in Brazil must be difficult if that weirdo Coltee is a better option. He refused to have a 10 person reception at a restaurant even though Larissa won’t have any family at the reception. At least give the poor woman that since she might have to sleep with you that night. Eewwww! Kalani is a bitch.
I love Asuelu (sp?). I’m so tired of Kalani’s family being so shitty to him. Yes he needs to learn how to be a dad. All dads have to learn how to be dads. Just like moms learn to be moms. But I love how episode after episode Kalani’s family forgets she got vacation pregnant. I won’t even talk about the virgin part. How is Asuelu the bad guy here? This man actually chose to move and take care of a baby AND marry homegirl. Sounds like a freaking winner to me. Oh yeah… he’s not white.
Colt-ee was so hot in this episode I could barely contain myself. Larissa need not worry. He lives at home with his mom, doesn’t have a car and needs a new couch. And the car that he borrows from his mom doesn’t even have AC – in Vegas. Trust me. He’s all yours Larissa.
Steven scares me. It’s not just immaturity. It’s the start of abusive behavior. I cringe watching him.
Lidia. UGH LIDIA. First of all, you have a baby out of wedlock with no baby daddy in site. And two of all, you were JUST living with your parents at 29 yrs of age before moving across the world to be with your Splenda daddy. So I’m gonna need her to settle down about Eric’s daughter. Who is on the lease and Lidia is not. I died. Also, can someone please tell me why Lidia sometimes attempts to have a british accent? Can someone validate what I’m hearing or am I crazy?
Fernanda and Jonathan. I love them. That is all.
I live for this show. It’s a freaking train wreck and I know some things are set up and scripted but some stuff you just can’t make up.
Mari……
Everything you said!!
I love Asuelo. He is in a bit of culture shock and with time he will get better and better with the baby. I was 22 years old when I had my Daughter and I didn’t know it all right away. Still don’t…..
Oh Colt. He’s an odd dude in some ways, but I LOVE that he stands his ground. The “eeeee” on the end of everything is driving me crazy!! She was harsh about the girl with the glasses. I thought he was just being polite and he’s always complimenting Larissa. I like the Mom. She’s not being a total jerk and you can tell she just wants what is best for her son. They are close. I get it.
Lidia. UGHHHHH! And Eric!!!!!!! How cruelly he spoke to his Daughter. A rent by the month motel room???? WOW! I validate the weird accent and that she is a jerk. Splenda Daddy. Hilarious.
I like Fernanda, but I think they should just keep dating. If I was her I would NOT get married at 19. Especially if I looked that good. 🙂
Love this show and the comments.
I like Fernanda and I know she’s young, but this is not unusual in Mexico. I’m latin and and raised in Latin America and it is not unusual for a 20 year old to be getting married to someone 10 yrs plus her senior. I don’t want to sound stereotypical and not every latin woman is like this of course. But I do think Fernanda loves Jonathan and vice versa. She’s a beautiful and privileged girl from Mexico. She wouldn’t leave her family and friends behind for a green card. Plus, she’s probably the most mature one on this freaking show.
I totally agree that she is in love. I don’t think she would leave Mexico for just a green card. She seems to love her home. I tend to agree on the maturity as well.
I forgot to mention two of the other couples!
Ashley and Cutie Pie (can’t remember his name right now). Disaster. Just go back to dating and having fun in Jamaica.
Steven and Olga – Poor Steven is a mess. He has childhood issues and I hope he gets therapy and is able to have a happy life. They are so young and now have an infant. It’s going to be hard. I hope it works out for them.
My husband calls this hot mess, 90 Day F*u*c*k Ups.
The only couple that should consider MAYBE marrying is Fernanda and Jonathon.
The rest need to be put on slow boats back to wherever they came from.
I watched last night’s episode and wow! Ashley has deep issues with infidelity. The guy (who’s name i can’t remember) knows this and shouldn’t like the bear. But I do agree with him on one point, if my friends girl or boy, sends me a text and I’m in another country, I’m going to answer it. Get over that Ashley. Her saying three only people he needs to have in his phone are his parents and her….No! Stop!
I like Fernanda and Johnathan. They seem real to me. The mother didn’t seem as hurt as I expected, so maybe that’s the scripted drama and she’s a bad actress????
Colteee gives me sociopath vibes, he’s a serial killer. That’s my view and I’m sticking to it.
I always seem to miss the Russian part, so I have no input.
Asuelu and Kalani. He’s not dangerous. That’s how they do boots on their island. Make them strong men. You know, the kind u fell in love with Kalani!!!! But since you were raised white and Mormon, I guess u can’t understand. Yes, everyone is on his back, but conveniently forgets that she went against her religion and fathers rules!!! What’s up with that????
@Nadia: Ashley’s guy…can’t remember his name…seems all kinds of sketchy. He needs to be with Coltee’s hot mess…can’t remember her name either. They are two peas in a pod.
Checking each other’s phones is a bad sign. I have told all of my sons that if a girl is calling constantly wanting to know where you are or constantly demanding to check your phone…run like the wind. Also, if they feel the need to constantly check up on a girl or check her phone…leave the relationship!!!
My mistakes are not funny this time.
Three should be That The
Like should be Poke.
Boots should be Boys.
Very sorry. We need an edit button. Or at least i do…LOL