Let’s do just the basics on this episode of #WWHL with Porsha and Miss Lawerence. Porsha says she is feeling much better after her week of bedrest. Of course Andy doesn’t follow-up and ask why she was on bed rest. Because, Andy. As far as names go, it’s a girl and Dennis wants to name the baby Porsha Junior and call her PJ. Because Dennis is a fool. Porsha says she is going back and forth between that and another undisclosed name. Miss Lawrence and to a degree Andy try to expect the stupidity of giving a girl the middle name junior, but this child is coming from a very shallow gene pool so Porsha is not hearing it. Nene was the first housewife she told she was pregnant.
Andy pretends like Porsha and Kandi are friends and shows the clips where they try to tolerate each other as evidence. I’m perplexed. So is Porsha. She says their conversation was drier than her [Kandi’s] personality. Porsha makes it clear they are NOT friends. Porsha says that watching the show she thought Kandi came off as “hateful and miserable.” Porsha does bring up a good point that Kandi came on with Porsha’s former assistant just like Nene did with Kandi. I never though about it like that.
Porsha and Phaedra text occasionally on holidays or birthdays but that’s about it. With regard to Shamari, who went to high school with Porsha, she said she thought she remembered her from high school but she had her mixed up with someone else. They get into it here and there on the show but they got past it and are good now. She says she’s a good addition to the group. I disagree and it has only been one episode.
No one has seen Sheree’s joggers. Because they don’t exist.
Porsha says she has never seen any other PICTURES of other women on his body except for his mom’s face and his grandmom’s face. She looked like she was lying or maybe just unhappy with the question. When Andy asks if Nene is the new Frack she says she has a lot of Fracks this season and built some nice relationships with the girls.
On the after show Porsha says that she and Dennis have matching tattoos. Of course Andy doesn’t ask what they are where they are. Because, Andy. Porsha’s sister was the bartender and was asked what she thought about Dennis. She tried to convince us that she likes him but it seemed hard for her. She ended by saying they are both a lot alike and that they are both crazy. Porsha didn’t seem happy with this lukewarm endorsement.